The Loud House in Royal Woods and the Loud family and guests were gathered while looking over copies given out by Lola of a profile phtoo that she had taken herself and personally signed; smirking while standing by a whole stack of them. "What do you think? This Race show is sure to get my fame skyrocketing again after I had to be let go of the pageant scene; you can have these free of charge but I am sure that my adoring fans will pay thirty dollars a piece for one of these!" Lola said confidently as she got looks from incredulous to 'trying to be polite'.
"You think that people will see you on TV in this race and will want to pay thirty bucks for a picture?" Lynn Jr asked only to get chiding looks from her parents and grandparents.
"Wow Lola; I can't believe that fame has gotten to your head before you even appear on the show? Lincoln has been on TD for a season and so and I don't think the fame has gotten close to his head... Sure Courtney has gotten her claws in him but the fame..." Ronnie Anne asked as Luan scoffed.
"You can't believe that Lola would be like this? You clearly haven't spent a lot of time around her then." Luan stated to giggles to Luna, Lynn Jr, Lana, Lori and a strong glare from Lola while the older adults didn't look happy about this.
"Like you all are any better..." Lola snapped as Albert went and seperated them and one lone dissapointed look from the grandparent put a stop to this.
"Starting..." Lily pointed out as they got ready.
"Last time on Total Drama Island... It was an action packed heist caper challenge for the two teams and while the Killer Grips were able to work together well to pull off their caper; the Screaming Gaffers struggled as Topher barely puts in any effort. Seems that the higher ups actually came back to the messages that he had been sending to them using my phone that he had stolen so he felt all the motivation to just not even bothering. Through this the Grips won the challenge and got their loot though they didn't seem to like their prize while the Gaffers were sent to be eliminated. To the shock of no one; Topher got voted out but he got shocked himself when it turned out that I set him up with Sammy playing the role of the higher up who told him that he was going to get my job. Kid's got a lot to learn about this business! Anyway who else shall be played this time? Can the Gaffers break their losing streak? How many more awards will I win? Find out on... Total... Drama... Action!"
"Yeah Topher got played good..." snickered Ronnie Anne as they giggled at the memory.
The opening is shown.
Both teams were at their tables in the lunch tent as Chris entered with a big grin; "Oh no... I feel great evil and darkness... Chris has something especially bad planned today..." Dawn gulped taking Lincoln's hand and he was concerned as they began squeezing each other's hands making DJ gasp.
"Uh...Dawn; how would you even be able to tell the difference?" MK asked as everyone got prepared looks for if Chris was up to something.
"He definitely shows that he can be especially cruel..." sighed Rita as they prepared themselves for whatever Dawn's omen would bring as not even Lisa wanted to try and counter her claims.
"That kind of hurt my feelings Dawn and MK and right after I arranged for a special treat for you today... A boat trip to take you to a change of scenery for today's challenge... A special Vacation Movie Challenge at a luxury resort!" Chris announced as they brightened up their faces and attitudes about the whole thing though some were still not sure.
"Lucky Lincoln... He gets another spa trip..." sighed Lola as other siblings looked on in jealousy but Lucy shook her head.
"I definitely sense that Chris isn't being honest..." Lucy said as they blinked.
"What could be bad about a spa trip?" Leni asked imagining herself on such a trip dreamily along with Lori.
"Well I could go for a spa at the resort if we had any time..." Brady said with a smile.
"If this is legit; it would be nice to have some downtime there..." Gwen said cautiously.
"Would do us good to relax and have some fun together..." said Zoey smiling and Bridgette gave a nod and a grin.
"Would I be allowed to take my surfboard?" Bridgette asked and was ready to jump with joy as Chris nodded.
"Good for Bridgette; she didn't get to surf when they were back on the island." smiled Lily as they thought that this would be a good episode for Bridgette to take part in.
"What exactly goes into challenges for a Vacation Movie Challenge?" asked Bobby and no one could think of something at the moment until...
"Maybe a challenge to demonstrate how stressful even getting there could be?" Lynn Sr asked and they thought that it was a good point.
"This could be great but what do you think Dawn?" Lincoln asked Dawn with excitement but became cautious as Dawn was still frowning.
"He is still up to something..." Dawn insisted as Courtney and Lincoln then shared a look.
"Well we will just have to be ready for if and when Chris tries something with one of his surprises." Courtney then said.
"...They should be taking Dawn's claims more seriously as Dawn's abilities never steered them wrong and considering it's Chris..." Sam said with a frown.
"This is going to be a blast and really; what bad surprises could Chris really pull with this..." DJ asked confidently in the confessional.
At the port all the contestants were frowning as they were at a port looking at an old barely keeping together fishing boat. "Ahoy passengers and be prepared for a long bumpy trip as it will take a long while to reach our destination." Chris smirked at the contestants while at the captain's wheel while Chef had the door open for them to go inside down the bottom.
"My dad rented us a crummy cheapskate boat to get to our last vacation destination... It looked much better than whatever that is..." Sam said as their jaws dropped at how bad the boat is.
"Well here comes one nasty surprise..." groaned Lori.
"You would have to pay me to even get near something like that..." muttered Lola.
"What happened to that cruise ship that took us to the island and back?" Gwen demanded with her arms folded as Chris's smirk turned more evil.
"The thing is that was a rental and we looked over the budget and it was either use that again or cut fancy dining budget in half and sorry but I must prioritise my usual diet over your comfort." Chris answered as they all groaned as they got on and then inside.
"Topher would have been set if by some miracle he did get Chris' job..." Myrtle said as they all shook their heads.
"This resort challenge had better be worth it..." MK muttered.
Much later the contestants inside the rocky ship looked utterly bored; "By my calculations... We have been on this trip for 9 hours and it sure feels like the boat has been going in circles..." Max muttered breaking the silence.
"...They are not going to a resort vacation challenge... Are they..." sighed Ronnie Anne as they all groaned.
"Well they should be happy that Dawn isn't the vindictive type who would be lording over that she was right over their heads..." Luna said and they nodded.
"What do you know... The evil genius here actually said something smart for the first time since he got here..." snarked Gwen as Max looked indigniant and there was a thud as it felt like the ship crashed.
Ronnie Anne laughed at this but they jumped in worry.
They helped eachother up and and then pushed the door open; "What's the big idea Chris..." Courtney demanded the first one out but she stopped as there was Chris missing from the captain's seat and so was Chef with the wheel removed. They all got out and noticed that they were at a familiar dock...
"Oh no... Please tell me that we are not back... I would rather take us being invaded by pirates..." screamed DJ as the veteran contestants screamed in shock except for Dawn who looked more delighted.
"Camp Wawanakwa..." cried Gwen with frustration.
"Must have been what Dawn's moment was on about..." Lucy said as they knew this wouldn't be good for them.
"At this rate; Lincoln is not going to want to be near a summer camp again... I don't think my old man would blame him if he would be hesitant to go back to Camp Mastodon after this." Lynn Sr said as Ronnie Anne looked down as they noticed this.
"Are you alright sis?" Bobby asked concerned as Ronnie Anne sighed.
"Wait... Is this because last time they were on the island... Sid..." Lynn Jr asked and a glare from Ronnie Anne silenced her and they decided to give her a minute before continuing with the episode.
"Feel free to say that you told us so Dawn..." Lincoln muttered but Dawn giggled as she took Lincoln's hand.
"We get to be among the nature again..." Dawn smiled in excitement.
"Well she certainly doesn't mind..." Sam smiled amused along with Leni, Lily and Lana.
"Well I can actually try surfing at the beach this time..." Bridgette said optimistically as she got her bag and surfboard from the inside of the boat.
Ezekiel went further down the Dock and noticed a sign with a piece of paper and called everyone closer for it. "Dear campers... Sorry but there are no vacation movie challenge and you have been brought here at this time for the Slasher Camp Movie Challenge! All you have to do is just not be caught by the slasher and the last team to have anyone still not caught gets to have a reward as there is no elimination ceremony today! The slasher has a vendetta against me so I am steering clear... There was this intern girl who got herself killed and we tried to dissolve of the body with some toxic waste and leftovers of Chef's cooking but it didn't work and turned into a zombie so we dumped her somewhere on the island after the first season. Good luck against the Zombie Intern - Chris..." Ezekiel read as there were eyes widening in fright but Courtney sighed.
"Wow... Good thing Lincoln has gotten better with horror movies..." Rita said as they became afraid but Lucy got excited whiel Rita also held LIly close hoping that this doesn't become too intense for her.
"A reality show doing a slasher film episode... Should be fine..." Lori said.
"Hope Lincoln doesn't chicken out... Some horror movies I have seen with him totally got him freaked out..." Ronnie Anne said with a snicker at the memory but they were silent.
"Lincoln is going to be okay... Isn't he..." Lily asked concerned but the older adults nodded to assure her; he probably will be.
"I wouldn't even be surprised if the Zombie Intern story turned out to be real though..." Sam said knowing Chris at this point.
"This Zombie Intern is probably just Chef in a costume... We are in no danger." Courtney said dismissively but Lincoln's eyes widened as he thought of something.
"What if he brought back Lauren to play the Zombie Intern?" Lincoln asked as they were silenced at that.
They were silent at this in fear.
"They better not have..." Lucy managed to say feeling fear at HER being brought up again.
"Okay... Grips stick together..." Courtney commanded running forward as they blinked and started following but Lincoln looked to Gwen and Ezekiel while Bridgette had run off to get changed somewhere.
"Go with them Lincoln aye... I will be fine and be with Bridgette... We can watch out for eachother!" Ezekiel told Lincoln with a grin as Lincoln rolled his eyes.
"I will stay with them Lincoln." Zoey assured him with a smile as Gwen went to walk with Lincoln taking his arm.
"Staying with you... How about me being an honorary Grip since this is not an elimination?" Gwen suggested as Courtney looked back and then to Dawn and then Lincoln with her sighing.
"Okay fine..." Courtney sighed as Lincoln smiled at Gwen as the Grips went off.
"Linky is with both of his girlfriends!" cheered Leni along with others.
"Should be good if they stick together as splitting up is how the slasher gets to the victims." Ronnie Anne pointed out and those that knew horror movies knew of that good point.
Max however was at the controls of the boat trying to get it working; "Curses... The contraption's controls is beyond even my intellect..." Max yelled in frustration as he kicked at a down cabinet as out came alcohol bottles. He looked at one as he picked it up and smirked; "Drinking some alcohol made the weak American strong enough to kick a bear..." Max grinned as he got it open and swallowed it up but then ended up going to the side of the boat to start puking and screamed as he fell into the water.
They ended up laughing at this; "I wouldn't like alcohol being brought up in this show after last time but this..." laughed Myrtle.
"He has forfeited any right to call himself a 'genius'; 'evil' or 'mad' or otherwise." Lisa said shaking her head with her arms folded.
At the beach Zoey and Ezekiel were watching as Bridgette was surfing on the water in her wetsuit; "This is great! I have been hoping for a chance like this!" cheered Bridgette as Zoey gave a thumbs up and Ezekiel was dreamy eyed but then a figure came out in the water and capsized the surfboard.
They jumped freaking out while starting to hold close to eachother.
"Bridgette..." They asked at once afraid as Bridgette's head came out of the water but their relief didn't last long as the figure pulled her in screaming. "BRIDGETTE? I AM GOING TO SAVE YOU..." Ezekiel screamed running into the water to swim but a minute came in as he ended up having trouble and pulled in.
Zoey screamed in fear as then the glowing green skinned scarred Zombie Intern in an intern's uniform came crawling out of the water and then got to her feet.
"...Wow... This challenge slasher is better than I thought she would be..." Lori said.
"Probably is HER under all that make up..." Lola muttered as they were now terrified.
"She is going to get to Lincoln; isn't she?" Lynn Jr asked pleading that she would be wrong.
"So this was the old confessional on the island; do the cameras still work here..." Brady said looking around in the confessional but then there was an axe at the back and Brady screamed as he was pulled out.
More screaming as the Loud parents had their hands covering Lily's eyes at this moment.
The Killer Grips and Gwen heard Brady's screaming as they were gathered together in the trees while Dawn was gathering woods to sing softly with them trying to calm everyone down. "We are so going to die just like Brady..." DJ muttered in fear as Lincoln and Dawn started patting him on the back.
"As long as we stick together we will be fine; splitting up always dooms people in these kind of movies." Gwen said as MK coughed.
Ronnie Anne nodded along with others.
"Well DJ might be right to be feared as the most famous and racist cliché of horror movies and especially slashers... It's always the black guy that goes down first but if Brady got down first then..." MK said as DJ was ready to scream some more before Courtney covered his mouth.
"Not that she was wrong but did she have to say that..." sighed Luna shaking her head.
"Well another cliché is that those that leave 'to get busy' always becomes victims as well and I don't see that for us..." Lincoln brought up and then MK snickered.
"Really Lincoln..." Ronnie Anne managed to snicker as she got disapproving looks from the adults but some of the older sisters couldn't help but snicker as well.
"Busy? Busy doing what?" Lily asked and no one was volunteering to reply.
"Unless you and your two girlfriends can't help yourselves." MK interrupted causing their faces to go red. "Or if Lincoln wants a 3rd and he and Courtney decides to make the Lincney shippers happy." MK then suggested.
The older sisters along with Ronnie Anne laughed at their discomfort but it turned to some looks of confusion; "Linkney?" Lori managed to ask.
"I think NIkki saw some posts by them; thinking of Lincoln and Courtney romantically together." Ronnie Anne as they blinked.
"Not that she is all bad but isn't she like a competitive control freak? I don't see Lincoln with her..." Luan asked.
"She has her good points and it does look like she genuinely likes Lincoln and Dawn as friends." Bobby pointed out in defence of Courtney.
"But I don't see Lincoln with someone like that; she's not you Bobby..." Lynn Jr said with asmirk and her arms folded with a glare from Ronnie Anne and the older adults had to hold Lori back from trying to strangle Lynn Jr and one scolding and forced apologies later; they were ready to continue.
"Look just stay together and... Lincney?" Courtney questioned as everyone looked to MK.
"What? You haven't heard? Dawncoln and Gwencoln were popular online but another shipping pair that has plenty of fans is you and Link there; the Ridonculous Race episode helped a lot..." MK explained as Lincoln and Courtney were open mouthed.
"What? Anyone would think that I would like someone like him..." demanded Courtney but stopped as she realised the flat looks and glares she was getting from Lincoln, Gwen and Courtney. "No offense... Lincoln is a brother like figure and just not my type..." Courtney defended herself as there was an animal yelp as they saw a deer in a bear trap and Dawn ran in fear to get it free but a figure from the bushes pulled her in.
"Isn't that the 2nd time Courtney has had a moment like that? I think there was another one last season..." Ronnie Anne laughed along with others but then seeing the deer in trouble made Lana and Sam gasp in shock and horror which turned to relief as Dawn saved but then to horror again after she was caught.
"DAWN!" Lincoln screamed in fright running over only to be pulled back by Gwen, DJ and Courtney and MK stepping back ended up in a net.
Leni, Lana, Lily and Sam screamed about Dawn being caught and then seeing Lincoln's reaction...
"Poor Dawn and Lincoln... What he must be going through... If that was us in that situation Lori..." Bobby stated holding Lori close to her as she was silent.
They ended running dragging Lincoln as they ran into Zoey; "Oh... Too late I noticed as I was coming to warn you that I found the Zombie Intern and she already got Bridgette and Ezekiel..." whispered Zoey as they blinked and Lincoln screamed.
"This Zombie Intern got a friend and one of my girlfriends..." cried Lincoln in rage.
They looked sad and sorry for Lincoln there.
"Yeah... Took advantage of one of the deer being caught in one of my bear traps that I set up..." Zoey sighed as they stared at her. "Yeah you see... When I was staying out here in my 'Commando' phase... Well I set up a lot of traps for Lindsay and I didn't get a chance to use them all so some of them might still be out here..." Zoey explained as they went forward and yelled as she was caught in a covered sinkhole trap and DJ went to catch her but got pulled in as well.
They blinked; "I think I remember it being said that Lindsay got caught in plenty ditches and just how many traps were left then..." Luan asked bewildered.
"Surprised that they didn't get caught in more then after Zoey rejoined the contest..." Lynn Sr saidbut it turned to jumping in fight as DJ and Zoey got caught in a trap.
"I remember it took a while to dig this one out and surprised that I was able to cover it..." Zoey sighed as she and DJ got up but then they saw the Zombie Intern coming; "Go! Save Yourselves..." Zoey yelled as Lincoln and Gwen looked reluctant but Courtney pulled them forward.
"First Bridgette, then Dawn and now Zoey... The nicest ones there..." Leni screamed as they were holding eachother close.
Later the 3 were inside the cabin; "Here we are... The old Killer Hamsters' cabin and it's as awful as I remember it..." Gwen sighed as they were sitting in a circle.
"If that thing hadn't been cleaned since then..." Lola gagged as they thought about it being a while since they saw those old cabins in the show.
Courtney looked out the window hearing something and saw the Zombie Intern coming slowly. "Okay... We need to put any horror film information that we have to form a plan..." Courtney said but Lincoln looked determined and got up.
"You know what... I am not going to be apart of a bodycount and be a coward like most of those in that movie... I have been a coward before in my life and when I was a kid I was a total baby when I ended up seeing one of these but now... This monster got friends and one of my girlfriends with me unable to help them... I am not letting her get to you both!" Lincoln said as he then ran out.
"Did he just..." Lynn Sr asked in fear.
"I think that he did and this time he doesn't have the excuse of being under the influence to justify such a reckless but brave action..." Lisa stated.
"Lincoln... Come on man... I admire what you are doing and understand what you must be thinking but come on... This is probaly Lauren and who knows what will happen..." screamed Ronnie Anne.
"Linky..." Leni muttered as they were in fear and Lily couldn't bear to watch as she was covering her eyes along with the younger children.
They both watched as he lunched at the unexpected Zombie Intern and punching hard at the face of the Zombie Intern shouting "I am going to make you wish that you stayed dead you *****!"
They blinked taking in what they were seeing.
In a secret area of the island the other contestants were watching monitors with stunned shock as they were witnessing this. "I never quite expected this but I am not complaining..." Chris laughed with glee as he was sitting down but frowned as Dawn ran out along with the others except for Max who looked quite ill. "Ruin the fun..." Chris sighed.
Some relieved sighs at seeing everyone unharmed all together; "Is Lincoln actually..." Lynn Jr asked and there were slow nods.
"Wow Lincoln... I am in awe... What your friend group must be thinking..." Ronnie Anne managed to say.
"When the zombie apocalypse hits; I call dibs on Lincoln being on my survival team!" Sams aid putting her arm up as eyes widened as they wished that they called dibs first.
"Come on... He is my son..." groaned Lynn Sr but Sam had her arms folded as she shook her head.
"Wow my brother... Kicked a bear while drunk and fought a fake zombie to avenge his girlfriend and protect his other one..." Lori said in awe.
Lincoln kept on punching at the Zombie Intern as the contestants all came and pulled him off and Lincoln noticing Dawn embraced her and she returned it. "Stronger than you look Lincoln..." muttered the Zombie Intern as she got herself up and coughed. "What do you think... This bodypaint is mean to be peeled off and glowed when out of the water... Was I scary and my acting good?" the Zombie Intern said in a familiar voice.
"That's isn't Lauren's voice..." Luan said slowly as they began recognising the look of the girl and the sounds of her.
"That sounds like..." Ronnie Anne started to say.
"Sammy?" Zoey asked as Lincoln looked guilt stricken and horrified as he went to check on her.
"Sammy... Oh god... I am so sorry..." Lincoln yelled apologetically.
"Don't worry Lincoln... I understand..." Sammy managed to laugh.
Their mouths were wide open; "Wow... Sammy was surprisingly good at being a scary effective movie slasher... She definitely deserves to go places after this..." Rita managed to say.
"Still it meant that Lincoln fought such a nice girl who suffers a lot..." Leni said a bit sad.
"She is understanding though and I bet anyone would react identically given the circumstances..." Bobby said as there were some agreement.
Gwen was awestruck as she was in the TDA confessional; "I am not going to lie... Growing up I imagined my ideal man would be someone brave enough to fight a monster to protect me instead of running away scared if it came to it... Lincoln managed to fit that old mould that I had in my head..." Gwen said.
Some smirks and smiles at this; "What do you think Ronnie? Wishing that things between you two became more than friends now?" Lynn Jr asked Ronnie Anne smirking as Ronnie Anne just rolled her eyes; she wouldn't mind being with someone who in a horror scenario would be an ideal survivor.
Back at the set everyone was standing together to Chris in the morning as he was laughing; "Not what I expected but I am giving this challenge win to Lincoln and I am saying that with his girlfriends he gets a special screening of a special horror movie..." Chris then said as Lincoln looked embarrassed as everyone started clapping for him even Sammy off to the side was clapping as well with a smile even with her bruised face.
There were cheers which became wincing when they saw Sammy; "I have to admire the effects to make her look like a zombie though..." Lori then said.
"Wait what..." Max demanded as Chef went and grabbed his arm.
"I did say that there would be no elimination ceremony... However... In the new contract after what happened last season; there was an extreme clause about getting yourself or others drunk; congrats Max on being disqualified." Chris explained as Max kept complaining as he was dragged to the Walk of Shame.
They started laughing; "Probably for the best that he goes... I keep forgetting that he's there..." Lana said with nods.
"Anyone going to miss him?" Ezekiel asked everyone stared and shook their heads and walked off. Ezekiel was frozen as Bridgette went and kissed him on the cheek.
"Zoey told me about how you tried to rescue me which was real sweet." smiled Bridgette as she left him and he was left frozen but a look of glee was on his face.
"Now he is definitely going to be more determined to impress her now..." Luan said shaking her head.
"Still a guy that would try and save you from a monster... Bridgette would be lucky as well as Gwen and Dawn!" Leni said with the girls smiling at the idea as Lori looked to Bobby as he ended up nodding.
DDDD
"He starred in this wow..." laughed Gwen at the movie theatre as she and Dawn were sitted on either side of Lincoln watching Chris's zombie badminton movie.
"Their first movie date and it's a Chris movie? When we can get Lincoln to bring them over; we are finding a decent movie for them to watch together..." Lori said shaking her head.
"I think I know this one... One of my teammates showed it to us recently and it totally sucked..." Lynn Jr said.
"Chris doesn't pull off the uniform..." Leni frowned.
"Chris doesn't really pull off those shorts..." laughed Lincoln.
Leni smiled nodding along with Lori as everyone else laughed.
"Plus I think Sammy pulled off a more convincing zombie look than those..." laughed Dawn as the three enjoyed their movie date.
"So when Lincoln gets home; who is willing to bet that a movie studio is going to want him to star in a horror movie on his own now?" Ronnie Anne asked and there were raised arms all around.
"Should I prepare for my movie role offers when I make it big on the Ridonculous Race... With Mum off course?" Lola asked and then added after a look from her mother and then her sisters rolled their eyes.
"Well that was definitely intense... This show hasn't killed us with heart attacks yet but they are given good attempts..." Albert said with Myrtle nodding.
"Well if Lincoln could handle this then I think it's safe to say that he can now handle anything this show brings to them..." Luna said confidently with others nodding.
Yeah decided to point out the fact that I realised that I ended up reusing the joke of Courtney not being into a romance option for Lincoln from earlier in the fic (the previous season in fact). Plus I do want to get through this especially as I am definitely looking forward to doing the Ridonculous Race as I have said.