Yes okay, /fine/—maybe Germany isn't as ugly as Romano says he is, and maybe he's actually just a teensy bit attractive, but the fact Romano is reacting...this way isn't his fault! It's Spain's for not having working AC, and Veneziano's for being...Veneziano. (Or in other words, Romano can't help but be incredibly turned on by Germany on a hot day)

It's ironic. Despite being the country of love, France feels he can't fulfill Spain's needs. Sometimes, in darker moments of thought, he wonders if Spain would be happier with someone else. (Based on the prompt "gay doesn't equal wanting anal").

Spain attempts to punish Romano. It doesn't go as planned. (Gen, platonic Spain and chibi!Romano).

It's France's birthday, so naturally he invites a few friends over for a raunchy game of Spin the Bottle. Unfortunately for Germany, all kisses must be French kisses, and unfortunately for Romano, there are no cop outs once the bottle has selected its intended victim. (Germano and Itacest)

America has a gag gift for England. Domestic fluff, modern day USUK, fem!England.

'There is an instinct in any mother to make the child that needs her love the most, her own.' Over time, England and Russia come together, mother and child united once more in the oddest, and loneliest, of people. No slash.

When they're five, Logan teaches Eduard how to pretend. He finds it comes in handy later in life.

(Random topic) No one would be shocked if Poland wore dresses. Or Italy. Or Austria, Sealand, Norway, or Romano. Just because of how they act or look. But reckless, danger-seeking Australia? No way. But that’s far from the truth. Or:Australia secretly questions himself and wants to wear dresses and see how it feels like to be feminine but the thoughts of the world weigh against him

A collection of random Hetalia! oneshots that are all unique and original, ranging from humour to friendship to angst. Want something you haven’t read? Come here! Recommendations needed Ep.5-(angst, Scotland) Scotland comes home late one stormy night. A conversation with England turns to being abused by England, Ireland, and Wales, Scotland runs off into the heavily raining night.

To bring some joy back to Vienna after the Second Silesian War and win more allies, Austria and Maria Theresa decide to throw a ball. They also convince themselves that inviting Prussia will lead to only his humiliation, but he has a plan of his own.

The UK bro's are at a bar. They are, surprisingly, agreeable and decide to entertain the rest of the bar patrons. inspired by this song: /watch?v xygAB-Z QQw

Feliks es un joven que atiende una conocida floristería junto a su mejor amiga Elizaveta. Sus días son tranquilos, hasta la llegada de un muchacho llamado Gilbert Beilschmidt. Feliks cree que este chico está interesado en Elizaveta pero, ¿realmente ella es el objeto de interés del alemán? PruPol. UA.

La palabra mariposa sabe a chocolate. La palabra huracán tiene un sabor más bien picante. Ajedrez es como tener algo amargo en la boca, y tráquea hace que sus papilas gustativas se pongan de malhumor. Mientras Natalya es niña, se las arregla para evitar tráquea. Hasta que se topa con una tráquea que no puede ignorar: Alfred F. Jones.

This is just a copy and pase from wattpad

When Alfred goes to Arthur to ask him for help remembering something he has forgotten the two end up on a long and painful trip down memory lane. When forced to face their past, how will they react? Alfred and Arthur time travel to colonial America. Brotherly USUK. Warning: Some strong language.

Matthew Williams es el tímido y desafortunado profesor de historia que nunca ha tenido suerte con las mujeres. Todo parece cambiar cuando Irunya Chernenko ingresa a trabajar a la escuela como profesora de geografía. A partir de ahí, prácticamente toda la escuela (incluidos sus colegas) es testigo de cómo se enamoran y caen uno por el otro, lentamente, entre mapas y libros. •CanUkr•

#NasionalismeIndonesia/Hetalia Indonesia: "Yang dimaksud sebagai jimat kelangsungan hidup Indonesia itu adalah Surat perintah tanggal 11 Maret 1966, yang disebutnya sebagai Supersemar." [[ hari Supersemar, #PeLitKreNasIndo ]]

Louis Bonnefoy es un hombre respetable. — 2P!Francia/2P!Inglaterra.

"Two years after moving into a haunted house, Emil Steilsson moved out to go to college." A lot has changed, but the dead tend to remain static. Sequel to Little Talks.

Italy gets fed up with always getting things wrong and being scolded by Germany so runs away. He is then taught the art of rebellion by the pirate king of punk - England! Rated for language and France being France.

Lukas Bondevik es un niño que no cree en la leyenda de la bestia que se rumorea en su pueblo, quiere ir a resolver el misterio por sí mismo durante una noche. Mathias Køhler es su mejor amigo, quien decide acompañarlo, porque está profundamente enamorado de él, y no dejará que ningún monstruo le haga daño a su Caperucita. UA.

Alfred has a obsession of Arthur's cheeks .

Dos hermanos separados por la adversidad se vuelven a encontrar sin embargo ahora como rivales ¿que será mas fuerte?

' When you get back let's meet under that sakura tree .' - ' I will .' They kissed each other one last time and parted ways . War is never kind, but may fate show mercy on them .

Japan wonders why America walks into the meeting with a black eye .