"It's become something of a…habit, I guess. I forget sometimes that there are moments I'm not being watched."

One day the cuccos tired of the constant abuses of Link, decide to rise against him. The hero will learn in the worst way, because animal abuse is unacceptable. Note: I'm not owner of The Legend of Zelda.

Un día las cuccos cansadas de los constantes abusos de Link, deciden alzarse en contra su contra. El héroe aprenderá de la peor forma, porque el maltrato animal es inaceptable. Nota: No soy dueña de The Legend of Zelda.

From the NES to the Wii U, here are a list of humorous stories following the chronological timeline of the Legend of Zelda. Find your favorites or read them all! Who knows what you might find in this blast to the past?

Set after Skyward Sword. When a spell goes askew that he can't take back, Link finds himself tied by magic to a certain Demon Lord, who's about as happy with the situation as Link is. (Ghiralink. Potentially will feature mild violence, sexual stuff and ZelGroose, in no particular order)

A Yiga punk gets lucky.

What If Zelda HAD unlocked her power? Would she defeat Ganon? Breath of the Wild UA. Wrote it for a class. (The mysteries of Harris Burdick, Picture "The Harp". Who wouldn't get Zelda inspiration when you hear a harp?) ONESHOT Rated K

Post-BotW - Verdaderamente, Link era alguien especial, una joya entre las joyas. No había nadie que pudiese igualar aquel puro corazón y noble sentir del joven hyliano que cargaba el alma del héroe legendario.

Je me suis toujours demandé ce qui se passerait si Link n'aimait pas la Princesse et si il finissait par détester son destin. Je fais comme si les personnages avaient vécu toutes les aventures de tous les jeux. Ils ont tous vécu et se retrouve à vivre dans le château d'Hyrule. The Legend of Zelda, et ses personnages, appartient à Nintendo. L'histoire est à moi.

"A marriage between a member of a royal or noble family and a person of inferior rank in which the rank of the inferior partner remains unchanged and the children of the marriage do not succeed to the titles, fiefs, or entailed property of the parent of higher rank." AU: Link is the Prince and Zelda the commoner Cover Image (c) theLostSindar @ deviantart

The Goddess gifts each child of Skyloft a marking on the back of their hand, bearing the name of their chosen soulmate. Link has learned to not let it dictate his life, especially now that he has a more important quest to go on. Besides, what could he do when his soulmate wasn't a resident of Skyloft? World-building, Ghiralink, rating could go up later and diverge from plot

Dark Link drabbles. Working to make a story of this, please rate and review! I've also been fascinated with Dark Link, so if you would like to see me continue, please let me know. Featured: Dark Link, Link, Zelda, Cia

AU where Ghirahim watches Link growing up, and guides his life down devastating paths. Largely abusive situations, including murder and noncon.

After the Twilight War, an encounter with the Hero's Shade helps bring Link and Zelda a little closer together. Post-TP oneshot, delves a little into a slightly AU version of the Hero's Shade's backstory. A little ZeLink.

Three years after Link and Zelda set out to restore Hyrule, their kingdom is now growing, as are their affections for each other. However, Zelda must charm many kings in efforts to form treaties with neighboring lands. When one king takes a liking to her, he offers Hyrule's safety in turn for her hand in marriage. Will Zelda choose love, or logic? Will she even have a choice?

Después de una victoria que resonó de manera global tras una larga aventura. Link vuelve a los dominios de los zora esperando ser atendido en brazos apasionados, de la mano de la criatura más maravillosa que conoció después de su despertar.

An all our war has begun between the Gorons, the Zoras, the Ritos, and the Gerudos. And Hyrule is stuck in the middle. Princess Zelda must venture out by herself to save her kingdom and stop the war. She must also find the Hero of Legend, the only one who can slay the approaching evil. Story told from Zelda's POV. Rated T for some death. Nothing graphic. Enjoy!

A complete novelization BOTW. Link crawls out of the Shrine of Resurrection, into a strange new country, where a great Calamity destroyed its legacy a century ago. The only one left who can stop it, Link dons his trusty tunic and sets off to right the wrongs of a broken people. (Current chapters are only a preview: Please tell me what you think!)

While Mipha heals Link's back after a battle, Zelda takes notice to few teeth marks on his shoulder. Which leads to, Revali laughing, Daruk with a headache, and more fire for Urbosa's teasing ways.

I don't remember anything. Not where I am, or how I got here, or even who I am. I can only remember one thing: a name. Zelda…

The Hero of the Skies defeated Demise just under 100 years ago, giving the still new kingdom of Hyrule years of peace until a prince finds a way to accept the spirit of the demon king into himself. With the help of Demise's power and knowledge, the prince kills his mother and in a few short months is King of Hyrule only to start to bring monsters and worst into the kingdom.

Rated M: S, L, Rape. Zelda's world changes when a farm boy visits the castle. They secretly court and fall in love. After two years, the Gerudo kidnap her to get revenge on the Hylian's for killing Ganondorf generations ago. She basically is forced to become a sex slave while Link obsesses over finding her. Between OOT and TP, just not to the twilight madness yet.

What is the difference between bravery and foolishness? Are a hero's actions truly out of courage, or is their journey merely that of a reckless, adventure-seeking boy with fantasies of grandeur? The musings of Link. Indirect sequel to "This is not a Fairytale"

"Courage... Wisdom... They fade away, eroding through time. But Power... Power is eternal!" "Courage may fade eventually, but it shall always rise when times are dark!" A story that follows separate Links through a whole new timeline. Not TRUE novelizations, but close to the story of the games we know and love, with ways to differentiate the different Links beyond their adventures.

SPOILERS. Sometimes the ambulance runs into problems getting the patient to the destination. Join a young Impa and a young adult Purah as they rush to save Link's life and find absolutely everything going wrong on the way. A simple rescue mission should be no problem for a pair of trained Sheikah warriors, right? Not with the hope of the world dying and time running out.