Aironius, Bradonius, and Jasonius are celestial knights in a world where Link dies at birth along with his mother...

I just updated this to get attention. It isn't really about a Red Haired Girl, But that was my pathetic title..

I thought of this while watching the movie Airplane. The Zelda characters are on an airplane that's crashing.This is my first humor fic

Link, Zelda, and Tilkate's nightmares comes true. Can they save the missing Sage before it's too late?

A look at what might happen if Link wasn't able to defeat Majora's Mask

You wanted to see Link in mental and physical agony? Allow me to show you why I am a master of this genre...

Oh, boy... This was only supposed to be one chapter, but you're the one who asked me for more... *Sigh* Anyway, I show up and Link wears a redead on his head. Don't ask. If you wish to keep your sanity, DON'T read this.

Another version of Chappy 1 is up... the HTML got messed up... so, here's a text version.

*UPDATED* Ninth 'A Goddess Three' story...I promise a good read! Has a lot of Gerudo culture in this one and the death of Rauru. Please R/R!

Okay, I made lyrics for Lulu's song, even though she sounds like Malon under water... (Got the from Foranigan) Oh well. Kinda sweet, kinda sad, kinda.... Uh... WALRUS! (Saying that ALWAYS helps, now, doesn't it?) It may be a little... Wierd for little kid

Link going on an adventure which will alter his life forever!

Link has awakened from his dream where he went to Koholint Island. Now he wants to find it again.

Danger in the castle grabs Link's attention. Now the 'danger' releases Ganondorf, the Gerudo King... What happens now... Read and find out. (Strongly thinking of rewriting...)

This is about how the came to be.

*Complete* When Ruto decides she needs to see a psychiatrist (after all, free psychiatric help is included in the Sage health plan) Zelda happily sends her off to a shrink. No one could have forseen the results...Purely a humor fic. Enjoy!

Link goes to a land called termoil and stumbles apon a mask made by the evil scientist Gorgon......

Link meets up with a child hood friend. But she is captured by a new kind of evil. Link will have to team up with some unlikely people to save her. Who will he meet along the way? And what is this new evil?

A story about two goddesses destined to meet each other.

Ch. # 4 is up!! Sequel to "A Fairytale In Reality." All is at peace in Hyrule, but peace is only a cloud obscuring the real turmoil that lurks. Zelda/??, ??/??, and Malon/Link.

Dryden the Immortal Vampire has kidnapped Princess Zelda! Link fears the worst! But soon, Link will find out that this goes far beyond a kidnapping... very far...

This is just a little vignette that spouted from my pen. It's a strange piece, in which Zelda voices why she was and perhaps still is afraid of the Gerudo, Ganondorf Dragmire.

What happens when a girl who hates men gets pulled into her Zelda Oot and has to help Link save Hyrule? NOTE: also contains humor.

Yeah... Link acts lika Navi, Malon has a machine gun, NOW what!? LINK WEARING A THONG!?

The oracle of secrets is kidnapped, making BAD things happen! And Ralph must save the day!

Link lives through a fatal version of The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock