The Poetic Prologue. I know it sucks. Please Read! Review if you want.

OOOooooooo! Sppppoooookkkyy!

This is an old fic of mine, the first of a three trilogy experiment with something other than humor. Zelda mysteriously vanishes, Link has to find her, blah blah blah.

Do you wonder what Lita did over the seven years that Link was gone?

Are you sick of all the 5 minute crap cluttering up this section? Well so am I, and this story is a wonderful example! Cringe @ the OOC acts, shake your head at the grammar mistakes, gag at the lack of originality... THIS is what FF.net could be filled wi

Genie in a Bottle to my lyrics--Deku princess style! They fit pretty good, I've been singing it all night, yay!

A songfic parody of The Union Underground's Turn Me On Mr. Deadman. Slightly disturbing.... enjoy! :)

Sir Linkalot and his men go on a quest to find the Holy Triforce! Rated PG for violence. This may be a little corny, but hey, I was bored! LOL!

Okay I've put two more chapters up, as well as replaced the earlier ones(they were littered with terrible typos). Basically, this is a novelisation of the first part of Zelda V(before Link grows up). Hope you enjoy it, and thanks for the encouraging rev

Not a sequel, just me making fun of another part of the storyline. Again, should be funny.

Link finally has a plan to escape Tingle the stalker, but does he know who Tingle really is? [My first Zelda fanfic... be ruthless in reviews]

!BEWARE OF STOOPIDITY! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

20,000 years in the future, Hyrule has a new hero, a young woman who is a descendant of Link. Rated R because future chapters will have some blood, and it has some suggestive dialogue and implied slash.

Inspiered by Father's Day. Part of a letter to Mayor Doture from his son, Kafei.

This story is detacated to best friends and Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

Basically a mockery of the Ocarina of Time story, in an arrogant, immature manner. It should be funny... operative word SHOULD.

lame but it is my first fanfic

Ganondorf's ecape sets in motion a series of events which will forever change our heroes' lives, and lead them onto a journey beyond the world of even Hyrule itself. A complete and finished novel.

Saria is after Link again and this time she knows how to get him...

In praise of our hero!

A songfic based on With or Without you by U2. Basically set after the end of Zelda V. Not very long, but pretty sweetish for me.

How does it feel to become someone else... Fierce Link's feelings in the battle with Majora.

An unexpected friend shows Link what Hyrule would be like if he failed to stave off the threat of Ganondorf. I'm not too happy with the ending, but heck! This is based on Zelda V. Read it and flame it to your hearts content.

This is... warped... THE TOY WILL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, AND THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHA!!! ... This is what you get when you mix the imaginations of Fireaz Myria and Messiah (well, mostly ME! lol). But it's seriously funny! Trust me! PLZ R&R!

This is my first post on this site! It's a parody of REM's new song, "Imitation of Life." Rated PG for its humorous death theme. Please r/r!