"Wakey wakey, sleepyheads!"

Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prower groaned when they heard a familiar female voice awaken them. They turned and saw none other than Rouge the Bat standing next to their bed.

"Rouge, I love ya too, but why the crap are ya gettin' us up this early?" asked Sonic.

"Yeah, it's only Tuesday," said Tails.

"Oh, you silly little darlings!" Rouge put a hand on her hip. "It's not just any Tuesday, it's National Pancake Day! I made pancakes for you since you're such good boys!"

"PANCAKES!?"

Sonic and Tails scrambled to the dining room table in their cabin, where Rouge had indeed prepared a towering stack of pancakes for both of them. All three sat down and began serving themselves. As usual, the Blue Blur began shoving them into his mouth whole, much to Rouge's chagrin:

"Big Blue, don't just go shoving pancakes into your mouth! Please, save some for the rest of us!"

Sonic smiled sheepishly. "Sorry, Mama! I can't help it when the hottest woman in the world surprises us with a good breakfast!"

Rouge glared at Sonic. Then, she burst out laughing.

"Oh, I can't with you! I should be mad at you for stuffing your face, but you're just too adorable when you say sweet things to me like that!"

"What can I say? You've been good to me, so I'm bein' good right back! That's how this whole jam works, right?"

Rouge clasped her hands to the side of her head. "Awww, what a sweetie!"

Tails swallowed. "So Auntie Rouge, what do you have planned for today?"

"Actually, Fox Boy, it's funny that you should mention that, because I have a day off today, and I was looking forward to spending it with you and your sexy hedgie friend!"

"Anything in particular you wanted to do?"

"Hey, I'll go wherever you two go!" Rouge took a bite.

Sonic gave a thumbs up. "Bitchin'! We were thinkin' of goin' to this one arcade we know."

Rouge smiled. "That sounds like…"

Suddenly, Rouge gasped with horror, much to Sonic's confusion:

"What?"

"Sonic, you spilled syrup on yourself! Here, let me clean that up!"

Much to Sonic's surprise, Rouge's method of cleaning the syrup off of him was to lick the syrup off. She ended up licking higher and higher until she reached his face, where she began French kissing him. Despite being surprised by this gesture, he happily wrapped his arms around her and gave in to her sweet touch. Even if being woken up early by her was a bit overwhelming, this more than perked him up. Besides, he enjoyed having his arms wrapped around her soft, cuddly body anyways. As much as he enjoyed this, there was one person who had something to say about it:

"Sonic…Rouge…"

Sonic and Rouge stopped making out with each other.

"Tails, why ya gotta break up this happy moment?" asked Sonic.

"I'm glad you two love each other, but shouldn't we focus on breakfast?"

Rouge looked over at Sonic. "Fox Boy's got a point. I worked hard on cooking these pancakes, after all, and we wouldn't want them to go to waste, would we?"

Sonic shrugged. "Nah, I guess not. Still, you taste sweeter than all the syrup in the world."

Rouge giggled and ruffled the quills on top of Sonic's head. "OK, enough, Sillyhog!"

Sonic and Rouge resumed their breakfast, looking forward to spending the day with Tails.

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