Childhood Tales: How the Avengers grew up

Author notes

The author:

Is barely educated/impaired

has ZERO siblings.

Is friendless

is 41

is unemployable and doesn't know what is "safe for work" so all of her works will be marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work.) just to be on the safe side.

Is weird.

Is a native English speaker but when her peers were learning the basics of grammar she was in a separate room with an LSA learning nothing of value. That's what happens when you send a neurodivergent oddity of a child to a mainstream CATHOLIC school.

Uses the pronouns she/her/hers

Can't write love scenes for toffee, so she doesn't. The same applies to childbirth scenes.

Uses LanguageTool to correct grammar.

Barely scraped a pass in the bottom set for math, and who therefore does not have a clue how to do "genius/hard" math. Let's be honest, this "author" can't even do long division

is an only child so if these "Sibling Dynamics" are off in any way you know why.

Writes in an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. IF THIS TRIGGERS YOU SAY GOODBYE NOW AND WALK AWAY FROM THIS STORY. ABUSING THE AUTHOR BECAUSE OF X, Y, Z OR A, B, C WILL N.O.T. BE TOLERATED.