09/26/23
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The next night, Adrien was in his coffin asleep with his arms crossed his chest while the lid was open. His cat Plagg jumped in the coffin and purred, rubbing his head on his master's cheek to wake him up.
"Urgh! Not now, Plagg!" He moaned in his sleep.
"Meow, meow, meow" Plagg begged for Camembert.
"Plagg, you can't eat cheese" Adrien sat up.
"Meow!" Plagg meowed loudly for one.
"Okay okay" Adrien gave him one camembert slice, "But don't say I warned you that it will upset your stomach again"
"Meow" Plagg munched on his cheese.
"You need to eat mice and fish one of these days, man" Adrien puts him down before trying to go to sleep.
He slept for another fifteen minutes. Until his sonic hearing picks up footsteps coming upstairs and he knows it's Felix and Nino since Felix usually wakes before Adrien and Nino probably has the costume that has been delivered. He got up and walked to the door.
"Rise and shine, lover boy" Felix was on the ceiling upside down with a smirk.
"Will you stop calling me lover boy?" Adrien rolled his eyes, not amused by his cousin's humor.
"By the way, this is for you" Nino hands over the box containing the suit.
Adrien opened the box and there was the leather suit and mask with green lenses.
"It's puuuurrrrrrfect. I gotta try it" He goes behind the Chinese screen to change.
"I told you he's into badass fashion," Nino said to Felix.
"He's always been a badass for centuries as I remember" Felix crossed his arms.
Soon Adrien came out fully dressed like a cat, "Meow" He waved his claws.
"Damn you look ready to kick ass," Nino said.
"Yeah, call me Cat Noir" Cat Noir said.
"I like it. I don't know if I should pet you or feed you milk" Nino teased.
"A glass of milk would do," Cat Noir said.
"Heh, to impress a lady, you have to let them pet you" Felix scratched the feline's chin but Cat Noir slapped his hand away, hissing like an angry cat, "Okay, calm down. No scratching"
"Good. Well, what do you think, Plagg?" Cat Noir turns to Plagg.
He jumped up in his master's arms, pawing the cat bell, "I take it as a yes" Cat Noir chuckled.
"Dude, you do know that girls are gonna be all over you. Especially vampire girls" Nino said.
"Better not be Lie-la" Cat Noir said.
"How bad was the relationship?" Nino asked.
"Very bad like I went through hell," Cat Noir said.
"I never liked that bitch but you are out of hell, aren't you?" Felix asked.
"Never said I was," Cat Noir said.
"Your dad almost brought you back to hell for you to be with her," Nino said.
"He won't this time," Cat Noir said.
"Yeah, yeah. Now get the hell out of here before he finds out you're doing a Halloween thing again" Felix said.
"Right," Cat Noir jumped out the window.
He tried running on all fours but never tried how "Ain't easy in human form" He kept trying.
x
With Marinette, she was walking the streets on her own. She had a strange feeling she was being followed by perverts and she did not like that. Last time she was lucky to escape but she knows this time it's gonna get very ugly. She turned around but saw no one there.
There was a rapist but a hand covered his mouth to prevent him from screaming, pulling him into the dark alley.
"Meow, such delicious mouse to eat" The man in a catsuit and mask had glowing feline eyes.
"MMMMMHMMM!" The man got bitten in the neck.
So hungry for blood he drained him too fast. He did say he never drinks blood from innocents but he never said he can drink blood from bad humans who harm innocents.
He threw the body into the trash before anyone saw it, "That was refreshing" Cat Noir wipes the blood off his lips.
He soon snuck after Marinette, observing her. He needs to be sure she gets home safely. For a human lady, he's seen how vulnerable they are when men are stronger than women.
"Everything seems quiet tonight," Marinette thought.
As soon as she came home to the bakery, she felt like someone was lurking outside but could not see who it was at night.
"Hmmm?" She turns back but shrugs it off heading to her room.
She needed some air by going to her balcony outside, thinking of who her client was who wanted a catsuit without physically appearing.
"Meow" Cat Noir caught her attention.
"Huh?" Marinette saw a man in a sitting cat pose on the chimney, "A cat man? Wait! Are you a cat burglar?!"
"Calm down, princess" Cat Noir jumps down to the rails, "I'm just a friendly neighborhood kitty. I'm no burglar but maybe a little thief like"
"So you're that mystery guy I made the suit for?" Marinette recognized the suit.
"Qui, Mademoiselle. And I love it. You got puuuuurrrrrfect inspiration to design clothes" Cat Noir purred seductively.
"Cat puns? Really?" Marinette was not amused.
"Oui, call me Cat Noir" Cat Noir said.
"Funny name for a cat man. There's never a cat man in a catsuit. No wonder your assistant said about a challenging design" Marinette crossed her arms.
"You did quite well on it," Cat Noir said.
"Uhh….thanks," Marinette said shyly, "How the hell did you get on the roof?"
"Simple, my mighty whip" Cat Noir lied but he did have a whip.
"Oh, is that so, Kitty?" Marinette said with a smug look.
"It helps me swing around and make sure I don't lose all my nine lives" Cat Noir flirted.
"Cats land on their feet," Marinette said.
"Heh, I can do more than just land on my feet, princess" Cat Noir grinned.
"Oh, what else can you do?" Marinette asked.
"Like this" He leaps up to the roof.
"Whoa! How the hell?" Marinette had never seen him with so much stamina and agility.
"There's more" Cat Noir climbs down.
"Ohhhh? Like what?" Marinette got curious.
"I have nine lives," He said dramatically to tease her, "Razor sharp senses" He showed his biceps, "Night vision" He covered her eyes.
"Okay I get it" Marinette giggled and moved his hands away.
"I'm a very wild cat but I know every puuurrrrrincess has an animal sidekick," Cat Noir said, gesturing to the white cat beside her.
"Ah, this is Tikki, my cat" Marinette said.
"I feel jealous that my princess has another cat," Cat Noir said.
"Yeah, and the name's Marinette" Marinette said.
"Beautiful" Cat Noir held her hand and kissed the back palm.
"Thanks" Marinette blushes.
"You're welcome, Princess" Cat Noir said.
"You're new here, aren't you? Or did you start hunting mice?" Marinette asked.
"Yeah, I'm new in this city," Cat Noir said.
"Welcome to Paris," Marinette said.
"Thanks, Marinette. This city really interests me" He sat near her on the balcony.
"Where are you from?" Marinette asked.
"Everywhere. But as a cat thief, I'm very nocturnal. I like being in the shadows" Cat Noir kissed his back palm in a way like a cat would lick It's paw.
"Incredible," Marinette said.
"And you? You don't look very French for a lovely princess" Cat Noir said.
"My mother is Chinese" Marinette explained.
"Měilì de" Cat Noir said in Chinese Mandarin which means 'beautiful'.
"Thanks, Kitty" Marinette scratched his chin.
"Puuuuurrrrrrrr" He purred at being touched by a human for the first time.
"Weird but very cute for a man" Marinette had no idea how he could purr but it was too cute to hear.
"Yeah, after all, I'm a cat guy," Cat Noir said.
"What made you like cats? Is it because they have nine lives? Everyone knows that myth" Marinette said.
"Not exactly. I learned from ancient Egyptian myths that cats are sacred to their goddess" Cat Noir said.
"I see. Well, they don't call Egypt the cat's country for nothing" Marinette said.
"That's why ancient Egyptians worshipped cats" Cat Noir winked.
"Oh, yes" Marinette smiled.
"By the way, you did an ameowzing job designing the catsuit for me. How can I ever repay you, my princess?" Cat Noir flirted.
"I dunno, Maybe a...um...date?" Marinette suggested shyly.
"Hmmm….too easy. I'm not daylight cat, princess. I'm very nocturnal" Cat Noir chuckled.
"Okay. What else?" Marinette asked.
"Hmmm….maybe this?" Cat Noir kissed her cheek.
Marinette blushed from the kiss, "Ummm….. That works too" She said.
"Now I must go, my bri…Ah…Princess" He quickly corrected himself, "We'll meet again at another night" Cat Noir kissed her back palm.
"See you soon, Cat Noir," Marinette said as he ran on the rooftops.
As he made sure she saw him swinging around with his whip from one edge of the roof to another, he then did his vampire speed to move fast.
"I need to feed again," He thought.
He didn't have time to find a bad guy prey and he sure wasn't in the mood to sink his fangs again. He found his mansion and jumped through the open window of his bedroom.
"Man, what a night" He took his mask and fake ears off.
"Did you bite her delicious neck?" Felix read the paper while getting comfortable in Adrien's coffin.
"Not yet. But I did bite a stalker of hers" Adrien said.
"You what?" Felix raised a brow, "Right in front of her? Are you crazy?!"
"No. While she wasn't looking" Adrien said.
"Damn it, cuz. You have got to be aware of your surroundings these days. Paris is not like Transylvania" Felix said.
"I know and I drained the stalker in an alley," Adrien said.
"Heh, you always go hungry for blood but you hate to drain innocent victims," Felix said.
"Because this girl is sweet and kind," Adrien said, hanging his catsuit in his closet, not caring if he was naked in front of Felix as he headed into the bathroom to take a bath.
"That's another problem with your daddy. He likes to drain pure and innocent victims. If he finds out you are in love with a kind human, he'll kill her" Felix said.
"I won't let him do that," Adrien said.
"He always will like he thinks he can do whatever shit he hates like Dracula did," Felix said.
Adrien gets in the bathtub filled with bubbles, "The only shit he does is ruin my life. When he lost my mother, he abandoned himself for who he used to be and now decides to be like a God but he's no God to me"
"No one is like a God, Adrien" Felix hands him a bottle of blood since he can hear his hissing that he needs to feed, "In fact, I see our kind not liking this abusive power he's doing. It just proves we are already fucked up by him for centuries"
"No kidding," Adrien said and drank from the bottle.
"And yet you still do nothing, Adrien. Your ass still belongs to him" Felix said.
"Well, I did tell him off about Cerise last day," Adrien said.
"That was one time, Adrien," Felix said.
"He won't like it next time" Adrien scrubs his arm with a sponge.
"You need to be the dominant like a wolf. But instead, you're still a puppy not grown up yet" Felix helped him with the shampoo.
"Thanks" Adrien applies it to his hair.
"No problem. But still, cuz. You'll never be free in another century if you let your father control your ass for eternity. You're still back in hell with him" Felix said, scrubbing his hair to get foam.
"He'll never know when I'll fight back," Adrien said.
"He's too strong, man. Stronger than a God" Felix washed his hair with water.
"Nobody is near God" Adrien replied.
"And yet we vampires are not liked by God," Felix said before letting Adrien out of the bathtub, not looking so he could dry himself up, despite not having a reflection.
"I can't wait to see Marinette again" Adrien finished drying and went behind the screen to change to his formals.
"Good luck with getting your ass busted," Felix said.
"You have no idea" Adrien smirked.