Naruto was so close to winning the war. A single handsign, and it would be all over. He didn't account for the Shinju tree just fucking exploding, completely vaporizing the planet, killing everyone.
He did manage that handsign, but not in time to save anyone. The seal on his stomach activated, and it did more than absorb the Shinju. It absorbed all the chakra that was released. That was only possible due to the Shinigami's touch on the seal.
As the chakra was absorbed into the seal, the seal in turn pumped chakra into Naruto. The imprint of everyone's chakra whether they be civilian or shinobi, or even samurai, was packed with knowledge and skills that inserted itself into Naruto's head. The addition of so much chakra into his body basically turned him into a bijuu, a being made of chakra that possesses a soul.
As this process carried out, Naruto was fortunately unconscious. When he did regain consciousness he stayed in his meditative state for an impossibly long while, until something made contact.
Naruto named it Chaos, because it looked like a chaotic mass of matter. It was curious about pretty much everything, and Naruto was more than happy to teach.
Chaos, liking Naruto's stories, wanted to start making her own. She condensed a bit of her essence and it became Gaea. Other chaotic masses grew interested in Chaos's actions, and wanted to make there own. It wasn't long before all the chaotic masses decided to add there own touches to a single place and watch what happens.
Naruto himself watched with intrigue before deciding to venture the newly created lands.
Rhea was utterly terrified, but she didn't know what to do. She was heavily pregnant with her first child. While that news usually would be cause for celebration, she didn't know what the father would do to it.
When Ouranus cursed Kronos to be deposed like he was, she was there, hidden in some bushes, and heard what was said. She wasn't entirely sure what Kronos would do with the child growing inside her, but surely it wouldn't be good.
She wandered the lands of Prometheus' creations, humans, and thought about what she should do.
She eventually walked far enough to make it to a small house. She thought that odd. Since when could the humans do more than grunt and throw things at each other?
Approaching the house, she knocked politely, or tried to on the paper door, and was surprised when it slid open, revealing a man sitting on the ground drinking something. "Welcome to my home. Please, come in."
She felt her face heat up quite a bit at his handsome face and voice. She complied and sat on the pillow across from him. He passed her a cup and she saw it wasn't ambrosia, but she tried it nonetheless. The warmth and comfort that spread through her body eased her stress, and she relaxed for the first time in months.
"My name is Naruto. May I ask what yours is, and what is it that caused you so much stress? It isn't healthy for you, nor the baby, to be so agitated." The man asked, and for some reason, Rhea felt comfortable enough to explain everything.
"I was due a while ago, but I'm too frightened to birth the baby." Rhea sobbed. She took the offered cloth and wiped her face. "Kronos has proven himself to be worse than father, but I'm stuck with him."
"How about this? Give birth to your child, and I'll make copy of it using it's blood. I'll hide the real one here, while you present the fake to your husband. What he does to the fake depends on whether or not he gets to see the real one." Naruto proposed.
"You can do that? How? Aren't you a human? What human could do this?"
Naruto chuckled and looked her in her eyes. "Rhea, I am no mere human. I was the who gave Chaos the motivation to create the Primordials. I am a being far beyond your comprehension, but all you truly need to know right now is that I'm your friend. Now, let's get to birthing your child."
"Teacher! Can you make us weapons? We'll need powerful weapons to match the Titans." Zeus asked the meditating Naruto.
Naruto raised and trained Zeus and his siblings, while the clones remained in Kronos's stomach. After the last swallowed clone, Kronos no longer sought Rhea out to rape her, fearing another child would be born. Rhea was thankful for this freedom and aided in raising her children. "Is that how we ask for things, Zeus?"
"S-sorry, mater. Can you please make us weapons, teacher?" Zeus contritely asked.
Naruto smiled, and rose from his meditation. He summoned boxes that opened in front of all six deities.
Hestia pulled out a long rope that she maneuvered with her mind. She didn't like to fight, but Naruto made damn sure that she was more than able to. She was happy with her lasso.
Hera pulled out a scepter topped with a lotus flower. She spun it expertly, happy with her weapon.
Demeter pulled out two sickles. She had doubts about what weapon would suit her best, but was thankful for her teacher's thoughtfulness.
Hades pulled out a dark bident that glowed a baleful red at the top. He spun it similar to how Hera spun her staff, and grew a rare smile on his face.
Poseidon pulled a trident that glowed a beautiful blue at the top. He inspected it closely, admiring each and every inch of his new weapon with a wide grin.
Zeus pulled out a sword, but not just any sword. It was made entirely from lightning with only the handle being made from celestial bronze.
"I made these a while ago. I knew the day you wage war against your father would come, so I waited." Naruto explained.
"These are amazing, teacher. Thank you for everything you've done for us." Demeter said, gratitude in her eyes.
"Yes, but now we must leave." Hades agreed. Hugs were shared, and Rhea cried. Her children were all grown up now and going to war.
She watched them all as they turned into birds and flew away. Now that they're all grown, she was free to do something she's wanted to do for a long time. Walking deeper into the home that was vastly bigger indoors than out, she made it to what Naruto called the onsen.
She silently encouraged herself as she stripped nude and walked to the hot springs in nothing but a towel. She found him resting by the side, arms spread as he relaxed. He gave her one of those smiles that made her heart flutter every time she saw it. "Hello, Rhea. Care to join me?"
She nodded meekly and a stepped into the warm water. She took a deep breath, bolstering her courage, then sat on Naruto's lap. She squeaked when one of his sculpted arms wrapped around her waist and his hand rested on her thigh. "What brought this on, I wonder."
"With the kids all grown up, I finally have the time and freedom to do something I've wanted to for a long time." She turned her head and gave him a kiss. She wasn't really experienced in anything regarding intimacy, but from the kiss alone, she knows she'll enjoy learning from him.
She turned completely and straddled his lap. She mewled into his lips as he groped her backside and massaged her tongue with his own. He removed her towel, letting her large breasts balloon out against his rock hard chest before he returned to kneading her jiggly ass.
Naruto then began kissing her cheek, then down to her neck and collarbone, kissing, licking, sucking, and nipping as he went causing Rhea to moan softly. Naruto then kissed back up her neck and licked her lips before making his way down to the other side of her head causing her to keep mewling and gasping in pleasure as he continued.
Once he had properly hit every bit of skin from shoulder up, Naruto traveled further down licking, kissing, and sucking on the skin of her chest and tits, but never touching her nipples. He licked every bit of skin of her tits whether the boob itself, under her boob, her areola, between her tits, or whatever, Naruto got it covered in his saliva and even nibbled on her while her nipples stood painfully erect and begging for attention.
"P-please!" She rasped. "Please don't tease me!"
Naruto chuckled as his hands left her ass and began roughly groping her tits causing her to moan before she threw her head back and screamed in pleasure as Naruto flicked both her nipples with his tongue before nibbling them both.
Rhea could only writhe and moan in pleasure as Naruto was pushing her closer to… something… just by playing with her nipples. She has never felt this before, and it was just a bit scary to her. Her pleasure kept mounting and building until it finally exploded.
She couldn't believe the noises she was making, but she couldn't help herself. She kept squirming on Naruto's lap and he kept sucking and playing with her as she did making her high continue.
"Wh-what…" She huffed. "What was that?
"I gave you an orgasm." He chuckled. "I just made you cum."
"Cum? Orgasm?"
"Yes." He kept chuckling as he carried her out of the water. "And I'm going to give you more."
Rhea used to find the act of sex to be uncomfortable and very unpleasant, so when Himeros, the god of sexual desires, pulled her aside to ask discretely who it was she was lusting after, it finally clicked for her. The feelings she had around Naruto, especially the wetness between her legs whenever he looks at her, it all meant she was sexually attracted to him.
She didn't know where her bravery came from, but she finally acted on those desires, and now here she was, violently bucking her thick, tan ass against Naruto's thrusting pillar, digging her nails into the mattress.
"Sweet Mother of Creation, please never stop!" Rhea groaned through clenched teeth as she bit the sheet. She hoped the fabric would cover the embarrassing noises she was making.
Naruto smacked her ass with a smirk as her toes curled. She watched him over her shoulder, mesmerized by the sweat dripping from his skin, making it shine. She watched him thrust his hips as he drove into her again and again as her climax reached higher and higher.
Then it hit her.
Wave after wave of pleasure crashed over her body and she screamed into her mattress. And still, even now, even after she had climaxed, he showed no sign of stopping, no sign of slowing, no sign that he was anywhere finished with her!
"Oh...Oh dear Chaos! I just... again... you made me do it again... but... how?" Rhea gasped for air, releasing the damp fabric from her mouth, unable to comprehend how Naruto had just made her climax just by taking her pussy. She turned her head back towards Naruto, as he continued thrusting away. "How did you make me... cum?"
"You've really never came before me?" Naruyo asked still thrusting away, voice steady.
"N-no!" Rhea whimpered.
"Well, we'll make up for missed opportunities." Naruto grinned.
"OH!" Rhea gasped. Before she could comment further, Naruto grabbed her hair with one hand and yanked her head back towards him as he thrust harder and faster into her. She clenched at every spank.
Without any hesitation, he pulled back on her hair again, roughly forcing her upright, grabbing her shoulder and spinning her around to face him. Rhea smiled, dreamily, her hair a mess, and moved forward to kiss Naruto. Naruto returned the kiss and laid her on her back. Then he reached down, grabbing both of her legs behind the knee and stepped backwards, pulling her feet off the bed. As Naruto placed each of her long legs on his shoulders, he cradled her thick ass in his hands and positioning his rigid cock between her creamy thighs.
He teased the head of his cock against her pretty pink folds before driving the entire length of his phallus deep into her pussy with one fast, powerful thrust. He felt her cum again, but that didn't stop him from fucking her harder than before.
Rhea's head felt as if it were spinning. Her eyelids fluttered, the pleasure much too much to handle as she briefly blacked out.
"Well done, Hephaestus. You truly are the God of Blacksmiths." Naruto announced as he inspected a blade made by the early twenties god.
Hephaestus beamed at the praise. He was truly happy to receive such from Naruto. He remembered being so casually tossed off Olympus because of his deformity. Naruto sensed the falling babe and immediately teleported to catch him. Naruto saw the deformity and felt pity for the abandoned baby.
Using his power, Naruto directed Hephaestus's godly energy to fix all the issues he had. When he was done, Hephaestus looked as adorable as the other deities when they were babies. He grew to be a gorgeous man in a ruggish sort of way, his bushy beard adding to the look. The consistent time spent in the forge gave him quite the muscles.
His looks even caught the eye of Aphrodite. He didn't immediately jump into bed with her like most other men were want to do, but he saw her as a friend to spend time with when he wasn't in his forge. She was the perfect muse for his sculptures and she loved them when he gifted his best work to her.
Unbeknownst to him, the purely platonic love he had for her made Aphrodite want him more. He was the first to display that type of love towards her and it kept her interested in him.
Hephaestus scratched his beard in apprehension. He was ready to leave and exact his revenge, but he didn't want his teacher to be disappointed in him. "I'm ready to leave, teacher."
"Ah, it's that time already? Well you're more than ready. How will you introduce yourself?"
"I made them all new thrones as gifts." Hephaestus boasted briefly before becoming hesitant. "I also have a plan for my revenge, which also works as a second plan."
"So long as your revenge isn't all consuming, I'm not upset with you pursuing it. I'd like to hear your revenge plan."
"I enchanted Hera's throne to keep her stuck to it until she either apologizes, or I become an Olympian myself."
"Sounds like a reasonable plan. Make sure to tell her I'm disappointed that she would throw a baby off a mountain." Naruto said, patting Hephaestus's shoulder before pulling him into a hug. "Good luck, Hephaestus. I look forward to seeing your future creations."
"Thank you, teacher." Hephaestus sniffled as he returned the hug.
When Naruto had started teaching this little godling about war, the boy expected lessons on martial skill, positioning, strategy and tactical maneuvering. While he had received all of that, he had also gotten uncountable lectures on logistics and the key role they played in either victory or defeat.
Ares had never imagined that knowing how to dig a proper latrine pit would receive more attention than troop composition, but Naruto was always delighted to shatter misconceptions.
"Why are we still using staves?" Ares complained.
"Don't whine, boy." Naruto rebuked, rapping him across the knuckles with his own staff. "All it does is make you feel and look like a wimp."
"I bet you don't do this to the girls." The young god grumbled.
Naruto laughed. "When you see your mother next, ask her about the training she her siblings received, and observe how she shivers in fright. The only one I wasn't harsh to while training was Hestia, and that's only because she truly detests fighting, but I made sure she was more than competent in a bout."
Ares grumbled some more, but went back to his original question. "But seriously, why are we still using staves?"
"Because, learning how to use a staff will prepare you for using damn near any other weapon. The spear, sword and even the club or the axe have enough similarities to it that skill with a staff will translate quite well. Plus, it keeps any of you from losing fingers due to accidents."
"But why can't we just use wooden swords?" Ares pressed.
"Because swords are shit weapons." Naruto retorted immediately. "The only time that using a sword makes even a lick of sense is in a duel against an unarmored enemy, otherwise the only thing they're good for is showing off."
"But you said that swords are more maneuverable and less tiring to use than axes or maces."
Naruto gave him a nod as he replied. "That's entirely true, but it won't help you kill a man in armor unless the sword is magical and aiming for weak spots is really fucking hard, whereas an axe or mace will simply crush the bones under the armor without needing to get through it. Using a sword on a battlefield is even worse because most of the enemies you'll face will be using spears or some other kind of polearm and will thus have more reach than you."
"What's the best weapon, then?" Ares asked curiously.
"There is no such thing as a 'best' weapon." Naruto shook his head. "It all depends on the situation, but if you want the most versatile weapon, then that would probably be the poleaxe."
He took a moment to create an exhibition piece before continuing. "Combining the functionality of a spear, axe and warhammer, the poleaxe tends to be a good weapon for most situations. Unfortunately, you can't arm everyone with a poleaxe and be done with it. It uses enough metal to make several spears, which means it isn't very cost effective in comparison. In addition, the shaft can only be about as long as the staves we're using right now, both because the head is too heavy for anything more and because it would make the axe and warhammer parts useless."
Seeing that he was paying rapt attention and looked interested, Naruto nodded slightly in satisfaction. Hopefully, it would sink into the young god's thick skull that the Rule of Cool didn't apply in real life and that swords were mostly only good as backup weapons or status symbols.
Now it was time to reinforce the lesson. "Alright, since you seem so bored with staves we'll go for some variety today. Pick a weapon and ready yourself. We'll rotate until you've all had a chance to give every weapon a try."
"Yes!" Ares exclaimed.
"Prepare your bows." Naruto ordered.
"Yes, teacher!" The young adult twins Apollo and Artemis chorused, keeping a relaxed grip on the bow handle and nocked their arrow with their other free hand.
"Remember to position your fingers on the string with the index finger above the arrow, and keep the middle and ring finger below it." Following his instructions, the twins did so in unison.
"Do not grip the arrow with your fingers. Pull back the string using your back muscles, not your arm." He warned. "Pull back until your index finger is under your chin and the string touches nose and lips. Once your comfortable, use your dominant eye to line up the shot."
The twins did as they were told and steadily began lining up their shot with the dummies. It took a matter of seconds before Naruto was pleased with what he saw.
"Relax your grip on the string and allow your fingers to slip backwards. After shooting, maintain your body position until I tell you." Gazing across the field, he examined the training dummies now filled with arrows. "Excellent! Well done, you two. You may relax now."
Both released the tension in their frames and let out a breath. Naruto found that both of them were both incredibly competent with a bow. He wouldn't be surprised if one of their domains ended up being archery, but they wouldn't know until a week from when they reach adulthood.
"Teacher! Will we be going hunting?" Artemis excitedly asked.
"No, no! We'll be going to the mortal village for healing practice." Apollo interjected.
The two began bickering much to Naruto's amusement. Suddenly a clone appeared next to him, making the twins cease their argument. "We'll be doing both."
They grinned widely.
Naruto entered Demeter's temple without hesitation. Her pouting is causing humans to die of famine, and he was very disappointed in her.
He investigated the problem thoroughly, and spoke to all parties involved. Hades' loneliness got so bad that when Eros shot him with one of his arrows to fall in love with the first person he sees, he ended up kidnapping Persephone. He, being the eldest son of Kronos, was able to fight off Eros' arrow enough to treat her with kindness and respect, and hadn't laid a hand on her. Instead, they spoke with each other. Hades likes to believe he kept his loneliness from showing, but the compassionate being that was Persephone saw through his strong facade. She grew to love him as much as he loved her. She couldn't stay though, because her mother, Demeter, has locked herself in a temple and refused to let crops grow.
Naruto assured them both that he would solve the issue, and finally arrived to do so. "Demeter."
The distraught goddess ignored him, and that irked him. He created a rock and threw it at the back of her head causing her to hiss in pain. She turned and glared at her attacker but was surprised to see her teacher. That surprise turned into apprehension due to the look in her teacher's eyes.
"I'm only going to say this once, because my disappointment in your childishness is immeasurable. Persephone is a fully grown goddess who can make her own damn decisions. Her and Hades are legitimately in love and plan to marry. You can either be happy at the fact your daughter found a god who isn't a rapist, or you can forever mope and pout in your temple while I pick up the slack that you left behind." He didn't say anything else, just turned and left.
Demeter was dumbfounded by her teacher's blunt words. Sure, other deities had tried to get her out of her temple, but the fact that her teacher, the man who raised her, was disappointed in her hurt her heart.
Was she really being childish?
Sure, she heard that Eros was the catalyst to all of this, but she figured that it was just Hades trying to save face. Knowing her teacher though, if the two really didn't love each other, he would've gotten Persephone out of there. She thought on her teacher's words. Maybe she should respect her daughter's choices.
She left her temple and teleported straight into the Underworld. It's a major breach In etiquette, and incredibly rude to just appear in another deity's place of power, but she felt she was allowed this much. She walked directly to Hades' home and entered his throne room. She found her daughter and Hades gazing lovingly in each other's eyes.
She didn't bother hiding her grimace as she got their attention. "Do you truly love my daughter?"
The two lovebirds flinched in surprise, then looked at Demeter. "Mother?"
"I asked you a question Hades."
"Of course I do. Yes, Eros' arrow made me act, but we've talked and gotten to know each other. True love bloomed from that, not the artificial one Eros imposed on me." Hades replied, just a bit embarrassed.
Demeter looked to her daughter in askance. "I love him in return. Sure it was nerve wracking being kidnapped, but I recognized Eros' magic from the glow in Hades' eyes. Even then, Hades fought his urges and treated me with kindness and respect. The more we talked, the deeper our feelings became."
Demeter huffed. "Fine. While I'm not happy that my darling daughter is finally a woman grown, I am content at the fact that you two actually love each other. I believe we have a wedding to plan."
Persephone hugged her mother and the two started discussing wedding plans while Hades watched with a small smile. He looked at the shadows and his teacher briefly appeared and gave him a thumbs up with a matching grin, then vanished.
Maybe he should visit the Mayans next.