Firem78910: well guys you know why you're here let's get on with another episode of Total Drama Island Heroes
Chapter 22
Wawanakwa Gone Wild
We find Chris once again at the Dock of Shame ready to make the intro of the week.
"Last time on Total Drama Island. We believed that we would have a nice challenge involving Chef Hatchet as a Psycho Killer. Turns out there was a real Psycho Killer on the loose. But thanks to me releasing the campers from their bracelets they manage to not only find the dude but catch him as well. Chris said with a chuckle.
Scenes from last week's episode are shown.
"But as it turns out we had ourselves a blood frenzied stalker on our grounds. One that our resident cinnamon roll was familiar with. DJ found out what was wrong with her and Geoff knocked her out with his Quirk. Dude when read about his Quirk I thought they were pulling my leg when I read his file but this time I don't mind being wrong." Chris said as he pets a beaver.
"Ah Chris wouldn't that mean you can't use Geoff for the proposed third season?" Daniel said.
"Ok just for that you're getting your pay docked. But yeah you're right. Anyway due to some legal BS chicken heart DJ had to leave. Only eight campers remain. Who will win? Who will lose?" Chris said as he fed the beaver peanuts.
Only for him the get bit.
"Ow! Who will need a rabies shot thanks to this ungrateful little bastard. Find out on this episode of." Chris said as he does the last part of the intro.
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"ISLAND!"
(Play Intro)
It was daytime in Camp Wawanakwa and we find our campers headed towards the lounge.
Owen decides to tap Izzy's back to get her attention.
"Hey Izzy last night was awesome." Owen said with a grin.
"Oh fuck yeah it was. Want do it again after the show?" Izzy asked.
"Ah hey what happened with the two of you?" Duncan asked.
"Oh not much but I got a home run with Izzy." Owen said with a shit eating grin.
"No shot bro!" Cody exclaimed while Izzy nodded.
"Yup and Owen was packing." Izzy said as she laugh perversely.
"Oh dude really." Geoff groaned.
"Yup." Izzy said with a massive grin.
Then the sound of a rope snapping shut was heard.
Izzy looked around and couldn't find Owen.
"Hey! Where's my bag of joy of 136 kilos." Izzy said.
"Hey I'm only 134. Someone set a trap." Owen said as he dangling upside down.
Soon a wooden cage fell on them.
"Or two." Owen said face now red.
"Good morning campers or should I say trappers. Ready for today's challenge." Chris said while holding a beaver and a knife.
The campers gasp.
"Excellent then let's chat about it during chow shall we." Chris said as he leaves.
"Ah he's coming back to untrap us right?" Owen asked.
Chris threw the knife at rope and getting him down. Only for him to break the cage.
Groans of pain were heard as the campers picked themselves up.
Camp Lounge
Everyone was eating their meals thinking about the challenge.
"Alrighty Campers there are only eight of you left on Total Drama Island and after tonight's dramatic bonfire ceremony only seven of you will remain. We're nearing the end people so look alive." Chris said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"What are my chances on winning I'd say there pretty fucking great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man. Are you listening out there all of you who are kicked off if you don't vote for me. I'll fucking find you." Duncan said as he gets up close to the camera.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I am so stoked the final eight and I'm going all the way dudes. Woo hoo! I think I got a good shot at winning. Hell I won student council president two years running and I didn't even give a speech. I can do this man." Geoff said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Do I have a shot at winning? I think so. I've face greater odds than this show. Between the League of Villain's, All for One, Overhaul and Aizawa Sensei's constant and illegal attempts at expulsion. I got this. I'm doing this for you Mochi-Chan." Izuku with a smile.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Today's challenge involves making like our province's great Rangers and Game Wardens. You'll each have eight hours to trap an Animal." Chris said.
"I got one." Duncan said as he holds one of Owen's Arms.
"A Wild Animal and bring it back to the campfire unharmed. Rangers and Game Wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and the good of the people. Especially Quirked Animals. Which why Rangers and Game Wardens are part of the list of professional trained to use their Quirks." Chris said.
"Um Chris who else is in that list?" Izuku asked.
"Oh the usual subjects. Pro Heroes, Police Officers, Fire Fighters, Doctors, Rescue Groups and the Military." Chris said as Izuku's eyes go wide.
"Oh wow." Izuku said dumbfounded.
"Ok then the rewards for winning today's challenge is a feast of your favorite foods. But also whoever brings back Eri's Bunny Dekiru back unharmed receives a prize of Newmar King Aire RV. Yours to keep for during and after the show." Chris said as he shows off said RV.
"Holy hell." Duncan said.
"Whoa bro that is awesome." Geoff said.
"Is the fridge fully stocked?" Owen asked.
"Yes Owen it is." Chris said.
"Awesome." Owen said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I can't believe I'm in the final eight. Can you imagine me winning? That would be awesome. Everyone else here totally deserves it more than I do though. Except Heather she's a bitch." Owen said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"The campers, hell even papa will have a hard time against Dekiru. Why? It's simple he has a Quirk and its really Really Strong." Eri said with a smile as she holds up the bunny.
Dekiru smiled as he traces his paw across his neck.
*BBBZZZTTT*
Boathouse
Everyone was at the boathouse ready to do the challenge. Chris with a hat and slips of paper in hand.
"Alright then chose an animal assignment." Chris said as Owen takes a slip of paper out of the hat.
"Chipmunk." Owen said.
"Frog." Leshwna said.
"Raccoon." Duncan said.
"Duck." Cody said.
"Beaver." Geoff said.
"Deer. Yes I'm bagging a Doe." Izzy said happy with her choice.
"Lynx? I got a lynx." Izuku said.
"Bear! Are you fucking kidding me?!" Heather said.
"It's the only animal left." Chris said.
"These degenerates get a cute little froggy and sweet baby ducky and supposed to trap a bear with my bare hands." Heather said.
"Well you do get 60 seconds in the boathouse to gather any equipment that might help." Chris said.
"Unless there's an animal trainer and a zebra carcass in there I don't think it will be adequate. This is ridiculous." Heather said as she starts to walk away but not before Chris speaks.
"I don't think I mentioned the penalty yet." Chris said.
"I don't care I'll take it!" Heather shouted.
"Loser cleans the communal washroom." Chris said.
Everyone gasped and Heather was frozen. Owen all the while apologized for what he did.
"Alright Campers you have just one minute in the boathouse to grab your critter catching gear." Chris said.
With that in mind everyone went in the boathouse getting the stuff they needed.
Duncan with a chainsaw, Izzy with various items, Owen with paper towels, Geoff with a Burlap sack, Cody with Duck Bait and a fish net, Heather with a regular net, Izuku with a hook and some rope and finally Leshawna with with a bucket.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I don't I guess I can win. Don't get me wrong between the food, the bugs and cameras. I can take it but Heather she's a bitch. Let's face it the only reason I would stay here would be for the various millions of dollars their offering." Cody said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I assume I'm the favorite to win. I mean look who's left. Weird nerd boy, a criminal, a fart machine, a party dude, a psycho hose beast, Leshawna and an Illegal Pro Hero wannabe. The only he has going for him is a girlfriend and the fact that he didn't make any enemies whoop de fucking doo. We're not here to make friends. We're here to win and that is exactly what I plan on doing." Heather said as she snaps her nail file in half.
*BBBZZZTTT*
As the camper leave the boathouse with their items. Izzy was looking through the boxes until she found a tranquilizer gun.
Izzy aimed the gun at only for Heather to tell her to aim the other way.
"Alright then is everyone ready?" Chris asked.
"Yes." The campers said.
"No!" Heather shouted.
"Who cares? Eri release Dekiru." Chris said as Eri nods.
Eri then whispered something into Dekiru's ear and the bunny grinned like a mad man or bunny in his case.
With that said he went on his way.
"Alright then Game on." Chris said as the campers left to find their animals.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Ok see Heather is my competition and as much as it makes me want to fucking puke my guts out. I knew I had to get on her good side… Still a bitch though." Duncan said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"You can borrow my chainsaw after I'm done." Duncan said.
"Great the bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished mauling me thanks." Heather said as she take out a large hook from a box.
"Well I did pick something up that might help you." Duncan said as he pulls out a pair of fake antlers from the paintball challenge.
"Why would you want to help me?" Heather asked.
"Because if you team up with me I'll take you to the final two." Duncan offered.
"Not interested." Heather said as she left.
"Suit yourself." Duncan said.
"I usually do." Heather said.
"She'll be back just wait." Duncan said with a grin.
With Cody
Cody was hiding behind a bush while his quarry was eating bread crumbs.
"Alright Ducky let's get this over with." Cody said.
The Duck takes one look at Cody. Sticks out it's tongue and runs off and by runs off I mean it ran as if it was the Road Runner.
"…The Fuck?" A confused Cody said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Uh is this reality TV show or a Loony Toons cartoon." Cody said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
With Leshawna
With find Leshawna near a small swamp where she finds the frog.
"This is gonna be way too easy." Leshawna said as she summons Murphy.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I think I got a good a shot of winning as anyone else and I'm not gonna let anything stand in my way y'all. I've just gotta keep winning invincibility so that bitch Heather can't vote me off. Manipulative pain in my ass been trying to get rid of me for weeks." Leshawna said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
As Leshawna tries to get close to the frog and hops away. This happened multiple times until Leshawna somehow sinks into a puddle.
Leshawna rises from the puddle with the bucket on her head.
"Yeah froggy's gonna pay." Leshawna said.
With Heather
Heather had just managed to capture the Bear she was meant to get. With a bit of luck she is now dragging the bear back to camp.
"Ha the only way this would be better is if I find that damn bunny." Heather said.
"Hey bitch over here!" A deep voice said.
"Who the fuck said that?!" Heather said.
She turns around to see.
"Dekiru. Oh this is too perfect." Heather said with a smile.
"Oh you are going down bitch." Dekiru said as he begins to glow.
She sees that Dekiru was growing taller and gaining clothes and a beard.
Once the light dies down and putting on a cowboy hat on his head Dekiru speaks again.
"Now then I'm gonna hit you with so many Lefts that you'll be begging for a Right." Dekiru said with a grin as he cracked his knuckles.
With Duncan
Duncan had managed to find a lone raccoon.
"Hey buddy, hey little pal. Come on let's go for a walk." Duncan said as he hears something behind him.
What was behind him was a Nursery of Raccoons. All of them angry at Duncan.
"Oh so that's how it gonna be. I didn't want it to come to this." Duncan said as he takes out his chainsaw.
The Nursery looked at Duncan's threat and glared at him. All of them combined until they turned into a giant robot.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"That's more than meets the eye." Duncan said.
With Izzy
Izzy was trying to find a Deer but was looking at the wrong spot. She also used her tranquilizer gun on Chef.
"Whoops." Izzy said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Oh my gosh I should totally win. Okay you know that one time I dressed as a bear and like scared everyone. I was like rawr and they were like ah save me. Well if someone else dressed up as a bear and it wasn't me I totally wouldn't have been scared. I would have known which makes me smarter then they are. Oh did I forget to mention that I have an IQ of 188 because I do." Izzy said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"It's true I read her file and yes she does have an IQ of 188." Chris said as he holds Izzy's file.
*BBBZZZTTT*
With Izuku
Izuku was looking for his Lynx. So far he hasn't found it.
"I see that the obvious solution still alludes everyone." A voice said.
"Huh?! Who said that?!" Izuku said.
"Oh for the love of god. Look up." The voice said.
Izuku did as such and saw that it was the Lynx.
"The Lynx!" Izuku said.
"I go by Rinehart young man." The now named Rinehart said.
"Oh sorry Rinehart-san. Um I kind of need you to come with me." Izuku said.
"Hmmm… I will do for a plate of cooked Venison. Rare." Rinehart said.
"Oh we have a deal then." Izuku said.
Excellent. Now let hurry before that damned duck gets there first. It may be fast but it is not smart. Rinehart said as he jumps down from the tree and lands on Izuku's arms.
"Ok Rinehart." Izuku said.
"Good thing you got me and not that Nursery Hive Mind." Rinehart said.
With Duncan
Duncan was being chase by Mecha Raccoon fires more raccoons at Duncan where one lands on his head. But this causes the both of them to fall off a cliff.
"Well at least I got a hold on you." Duncan said as he lets out a groan of pain.
With Owen
Owen is climbing a tree where a chipmunk resides.
"The naturalist is at one with the wild. He is part of it. Making eye contact creates peace, creates brotherhood. We are one little fellow. Yes we are one and you're the only thing standing between me and victory. Still I love you." Owen said.
But the chipmunk wasn't having it. So it bit Owen's nose. Causing him to fall down from the tree.
"Ow." Owen said as he sees the chipmunk using a parachute.
Campfire site
We see Izuku headed towards the cage. When he opens it he puts the Lynx inside.
"Alright then I did my part now you do yours." Rinehart said.
"I will. Hey Chris I'm done." Izuku said.
"Well hot damn you actually did it. The winner is Izuku. Ready for your dinner?" Chris said.
Izuku was about to say something when he sees a dust cloud rolling in and Cody's voice.
"IZUKU OPEN THE FUCKING CAGE!" Cody shouted.
Izuku does it and in goes the duck.
Cody sighs in relief only to see Izuku's Lynx.
"You what fuck it at least I'm not the one who has the clean the washroom." Cody said.
"Argh god fucking damn it open the cage." Duncan said as he rushes towards the cage.
Once there he tosses the raccoon inside.
Duncan takes a few breaths and looks inside the cage.
"Oh well at least I don't have to wash Owen's Shitfest. Where's Heather?" Duncan said.
With Geoff
Geoff had managed to find three beavers and despite getting slapped by their tails. He managed to get all three of them.
With Izzy
Izzy fires her gun once only this time hitting a horse.
"Whoops." Izzy said.
With Leshawna
Leshawna had captured her frog… After sinking into another puddle.
"Ha you thought you could mess with this sista eh Froggy." Leshawna said.
"Ribbit."
With Izuku and the others
Izuku was enjoying his feast as was the Lynx.
"I must say Chef you make one hell of a Venison Steak." Rinehart said.
As the two feasted on their prizes Geoff came by and placed his three beavers into the cage followed by Leshawna and her frog.
"I don't know about you but I'm gonna get a fucking shower." Leshawna said.
"Chris open the fucking gate!" Owen said as he destroys the food Izuku was eating.
Upon entering the gate Owen is surrounded by the other animals and proceed to maul him.
Izuku felt a bit bad for Owen as he did ruin his food. But then he heard a scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heather shouted as she landed on the ground.
"What the hell?!" Duncan said.
"Ow fuck that damned rabbit." Heather said before falling down.
"Uh rabbit?" Cody said.
Soon the group see a rabbit person come out of the woods.
"Hey there bitch." The rabbit person said.
"You're going down Dekiru." Heather said.
"DEKIRU?!" Everyone but Chris shouted.
"Yup I may have forgotten to tell that Eri's new rabbit Dekiru is a Quirked Rabbit." Chris said.
"Hold up… OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I KNOW WHAT HIS QUIRK IS!" Cody shouted.
"You do Cody what is it?" Izuku said.
Dekiru answered for him.
"It's called Chuck Norris." Dekiru said.
Dekiru
Quirk name: Chuck Norris
Quirk Type: Transformation
Quirk Description: Allows Dekiru to Transform into Chuck Norris and gains all of the abilities of Chuck Norris. Both Non-Fictional and Fictional. However upon transforming back into his Rabbit form he cannot use the form for 6 months.
Everyone was confused about the chart that had just appeared until a voice spoke up.
"Sorry my Quirk is acting up." An Intern said.
"It alright dude." Chris calls out.
"Now with that out of the way." Dekiru said as he rushes towards Duncan.
Duncan was but had managed to catch both of Dekiru's fist.
"Ha not so tough now eh." Duncan said with a smirk on his face.
Only to have said smirk wiped off his face with an uppercut.
Duncan was dazed but saw that the uppercut came from a third fist.
Cody spoke up.
"They say underneath his magnificent beard lies a third fist." Cody said.
"I would have liked to know earlier nerd." Duncan said.
Everyone tried to fight off Dekiru even Izzy who threw a lump of coal at him.
Only for Dekiru to catch it and turn it into a diamond.
"Alright who's next?" Dekiru asked.
"I am you fucking wabbit." Heather said.
Heather charged at him and Dekiru decides to do his ultimate move.
The Roundhouse Kick.
"Oh no oh no ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno. WE TO FUCKING STOP HIM NOW!" Cody said terrified.
"Cody it's just a roundhouse kick… right?" Izuku nervously said.
"Izuku according to the lore of Chuck Norris. The estimated energy given off by the Big Bang is equivalent to 1 CNRK." Cody explained.
"One Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick." Izuku said with wide eyes realizing what Cody meant.
Just as Dekiru was about to land the Roundhouse Kick. Daniel jumped in and used his Quirk.
Daniel
Quirk name: Bubble Trap
Quirk Type: Emitter
Quirk Description: This Allows Daniel to trap anything within a basketball sized Bubble made out of energy. Current limits of the bubble are unknown.
"Sorry!" The same Intern said.
"Gah god damn it." Daniel said struggling with the bubble.
As he tries to contain the bubble Dekiru managed to punch Heather again knocking her out.
"At least I got to beat the shit out of Heather." Dekiru said as he transforms back into his bunny form and went to Izuku's side.
"Almost there. I can do this. PLUS FUCKING ULTRA!" Daniel roared as he managed to close the bubble with a mighty clap.
In a flash of light the bubble closed and when the light died down it revealed a ball the size of a basketball where an entire universe resided.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I have just witness the beginning of everything and it was glorious." Daniel said still at awe of what he did.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"The nice Intern told me that I can keep it. Oh and Dekiru gave me a shiny rock." Eri said as she shows both the Universe ball and diamond at the camera.
*BBBZZZTTT*
Campfire site
"Well I don't think I need to tell you that Izuku is the winner of not only the challenge but also the RV." Chris said as the other campers turned to see Izuku holding Dekiru.
"God Damn it." Duncan said.
"Izzy, Heather since both didn't get your animals to their cages. You both lost. Though only one of you will clean the washrooms." Chris said.
"Fuck." Izzy said.
Heather on the other hand growled.
"Welp see you guys tonight." Chris said with a grin.
A few hours later
Everyone was now at the campfire site ready for their faith. Izuku was once again holding the Platinum Camper while Heather held the Graham Cracker of Disappointment for nearly destroying the Universe.
"You've all casted your votes and made your decision. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back. Ever." Chris said.
The campers nodded.
"Alright the first Marshmallow goes to… Geoff." Chris said as Geoff gets the Marshmallow.
"Owen."
"Leshawna."
"Duncan."
"Heather."
"Izuku."
"One marshmallow two players. Izzy, Cody one of you spent your last night on Total Drama Island. That marshmallow goes to." Chris said as he pauses for dramatic suspense.
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"Cody." Chris said as he gives the Marshmallow to Cody.
"And well we've all got to go sometime right." Izzy said.
"I'm miss ya Izzy." Owen said as she kisses Owen.
"Good night everybody. Thanks for coming out." Izzy said as she throws a smoke bomb and disappears.
"Heather as the loser you have to clean the washrooms." Chris said as Heather sneered at Chris.
With Izuku
Izuku and the rest of Campers (Except for Heather) were partying in Izuku's new RV and they were loving it.
"Yo Super Dork wicked party." Duncan said.
Izuku smiled. Despite being in this island he was loving it.
With Chris
Chris was smiling that would mean that some Interns are going to die. But Chris was covered with his contracts which covered a lot of things. Pregnancies. That was covered. Death. That was covered. Lawsuits that protested justified eliminations. That was covered too. It now included Psycho Chainsaw killers with hooks.
But this smile oh ho Chris was happy because Daniel thought up of an Idea and a solution for next week's challenge.
"My dude are you related to my boss because that is an awesome idea." Chris said with a smile.
"Glad to help." Daniel said.
"Expect a pay raise and promotion my new employee." Chris said.
Daniel couldn't help but smile at his promotion.
He couldn't wait for next week.
Firem78910: and with that this chapter is finished Ja Ne
Girls: Heather and Leshawna,
Boys: Duncan, Geoff, Owen, Cody and Izuku
E: Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold, Eva, Ochako, Gwen, Bridgette, Lindsay, Katie, DJ (Forfeited), Izzy