I don't own MHA or any of its characters, I'm just a fan I enjoyed the anime but I love the villain Izuku fanfics even more, they made me fall for the whole franchise.

OneShot...of my next story

"Hey! I just met you! But this is crazy! Yeah! So here's my number.. ohhh! So call me maybe. Yeah, nana nana nanana nana nana…!!!!!nanAAAAAA!!" The singing was absolutely horrible, the high note hit at the end cracked a glass on the counter of a kitchen sink and spilled the egg yolk inside.

"Ohh, man! (sigh) that was my last egg." Mumbled a teenager with an Afro of curly green hair that was wet. His green eyes looked hurt at the thought of perfectly wasted food before he got a dirty cloth and began wiping away the yolk on the counter.

"Guess it's bread and peanuts." The teen grabbed his chin in thought before snapping his fingers in brilliance. "A glass of water with sugar would help the food go down so much easier than with plain water alone." Throwing the cloth over his shoulder to land on the abundance of dirty dishes in the sink, the male moved to his worn cupboard and opened it.

Looking inside, He grabbed a roll of bread and a packet of peanuts, taking a bite out of the bread he opened the sachet of peanuts, dropped a few in his awaiting palm, and threw them in his mouth before chewing the combination together.

"It's hard to swallow.." he mumbled with a full mouth and began coughing as he struck his chest with a fist to forcefully swallow, it was not working.

He walked passed a photo in a frame of a green-haired woman holding a younger him in her arms while he held an action figurine of the most powerful hero of their time. Grabbing a dirty cup, the green-haired teen walked back to the sink and raised the tap handle to release its contents.

Pltttttt…

'She turned it off?' The greenet thought in horror at the thought of not being able to take a bath at home before sighing. 'Stupid landlord, the place isn't even that nice.' He thought before snapping his hand and finding himself in a better place.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!" The teen looked around in shock. "Get out IZUKU!!!" He was struck by a bottle of shampoo in his face a second later and his bread dropped to the floor. A second later he began giggling in a perverted manner because of the naked female form in front of him.