'''Sleeping With the Enemy''' Lisa gets teased about her butt, Bart scores a perfect hundred on his test so Marge and Homer have to throw him a party as promised. And Marge feeling sorry for how Nelson lives in poverty let's him stay at her house. Much to Bart and Lisa's chagrin.
== Plot ==
At school Lisa is drawing an elaborate hopscotch grid. "Okay girls get out your skipping ropes!" Lisa boasts about her elaborate hopscotch grid.
Oscar was horrified by the overly complex Hopscotch grid. "What insane kangaroo dreamed this fevered nightmare?!"
Ripper Roo laughed hysterically the Dallas McKinnon laugh while bouncing about Lisa's hopscotch grid on his tail and leaving TNT crate squares that exploded after a count down from three.
"Ah watch out!" Oscar cried as the ground exploded.
Lisa sighed.
Clownja jabbered at Ripper Roo.
"Yes I know you have the same voice actor..." Oscar said to Clownja.
However as she bends down to pick up her chalk Sherri and Terri laugh at her.
"What are you laughing at?" Lisa asked them.
"Nothing..." said Sherri smirking. However when Lisa bent down again she sung a cruel song about her butt. "Lisa has a big butt! Lisa has a big butt!"
"I do not!" Lisa argued.
"Oh no! Watch out! She might crush us with her giant butt!" said Terri.
"Guys knock it off!" Lisa got annoyed.
"Lisa is a nut! She has a rubber butt! And when she turns around, it goes putt! Putt!" Bart started singing his silly song.
"Baaaaart!" Lisa yelled.
Groundskeeper Willie tried to stand up for her. "Her butt is not big! She has a regular and proper sized buttocks for a wee lass!" said Grounskeeper Willie.
"Um thanks Willie." said Lisa.
...
At home Lisa had words with her dad. "Dad the girls at school were really mean about my butt! They said it was too big!"
"Sweetie you ave what's known as the Simpsons ass... Look I'll show you an illustration..." said Homer.
"Is this the same spiel as the Simpson gene?" Lisa sighed.
"The Simpson gene is real! It's just that it only effects the Y chromosome..." said Homer.
"Lisa those girls are just bullies. Ignore them." said Oscar.
"I can't." said Lisa.
"Well wanna know how I downsize my derrière? I just tie my sweater round it." said Oscar taking off his blue sweater with green triangles on it and tying it round his waist. "See?"
Lisa didn't think that helped.
(in a feminine voice) "Oh Oscar! You're wasting away! You simply must eat something! Oh!" said Oscar acting gay.
(In his normal voice) "Okay, you're the boss! Agrrrrrrr! Munch!" Oscar ate a two foot long hoagie while making loud eating sounds.
"Party! Party! Party!" Bart cheered running in happy.
"What's he so happy about?" Lisa asked.
"Dad remember when you said if I ever scored a hundred on a test you'd throw me a party? Read em and weep!" Bart handed Homer a test where he got one hundred percent score.
"Pfffft! I bet you made up a fake test." said Homer reading it.
"Nope. You can even check the watermark." said Bart.
Homer used his magnifying glass to see tat there was a watermark, it was an official test. "D'oh!"
Homer and Bart sat in the kitchen to pick through the test for anything irregular.
"Aha! The capital of Kentucky is not Frankfurt!" said Homer trying to catch Bart out.
"Yes it is Homer!" Marge explained.
"Mmmmmm! Kentucky fried frankfurters..." Homer gurgled and drooled with pleasure.
Marge sighed.
"Ok boy! What trick did you pull?! Did you put something in the teacher's coffee? Take crib notes?!" Homer demanded answers to how Bart did so well.
"Nope. Can't you be proud I actually worked hard for once?" said Bart checking his finger nails.
"Why you! I'll teach you to fool me!" Homer leapt across the kitchen table and strangled Bart. Bart laughed as he was being strangled some how.
They went to see Mrs Krabapple that night.
"It's true. I accidentally forgot to fold up the map. Everyone got a hundred." said Mrs Krabapple smoking.
Bart started celebrating blowing a party horn and throwing confetti.
"Pipe down! This is a school night!" said Skinner.
"I thought you two broke up." said Homer.
"Oh please. We break up all the time..." said Krabappel.
"This means nothing..." said Skinner. "This dinner is purely work related!"
"Yeah sure Seymour..." said Edna.
...
Meanwhile Lisa went to a store selling clothes for anorexic girls. It's stupid. Lisa of all people should know better.
"A genius can still worry about their body!" Lisa said to the fourth wall.
At Home Marge led a blindfolded Bart into the front room. "Tah dah! Look who've we've invited!" said Marge. "Aunt Patty and Selma. Grandma! Grampa! And your friends from school!" Sat on some chairs were Ralph and Martin.
"Moooom those are not my friends..." Bart explained. "Milhouse is. Why didn't you invite him?"
"Uh... he's sick..." said Marge.
We cut to Milhouse tucked up in bed watching TV. He was obviously pulling a sicky to get off school.
"Wasssssuuppp!" Milhouse said over Walkie talkie.
"Milhouse it's just the same without you here in person, buddy." said Bart into the walky talky. "Also you keep breaking up."
"Bart is my bestest boyfriend!" said Ralph. Martin gave him an odd lock.
"Holy crap!" Bart yelled and ran out the room screaming.
"Awwwww! Ralphie's coming out the closet..." said Oscar in a camp manner.
John from Homer's phobia came in excited. "(Excited gasp)"
"No he's not!" said Marge. "I don't think he is..." she wasn't so sure.
"Moooom! No offence but this guest list is pretty crummy..." said Hugo.
"I'm sorry dear but it was best I could do on such short notice!" said Marge.
Marge then got out a book of activities for a rainy day. "Now who can draw President Eisenhower?"
"I drew him with the Canadian president! Their relationship was frosty at best!" said Martin.
Bart groaned.
"Wasssuuuuuppp!" Milhouse went on the Krusty walky talky.
"Stop doing that! That commercial sucks!" Oscar yelled down the Krusty Walky Talky. Bart snatched the walky talky and glared at Oscar for yelling at Milhouse.
Then they all sat down to play duck, duck, goose. Ralph was the one running about picking someone as the goose.
"Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck!..." he kept picking duck for hours and hours...
"Say goose you stupid freak!" Bart yelled.
Ralph cried.
"Bart! What have I told you about calling people that!?" Marge told Bart off.
Bart stormed off as the party was terrible.
Everyone made their excuses to leave and left.
However Ralph ran back in and went around the empty chairs going "Duck! Duck! Duck!" Repeatedly.
...
That night.
"So Bart didn't like his crummy party... big deal..." said Homer.
"I've let him down! I don't know anything about him! Remember when I gave you a hard time about not knowing him?" Marge sighed lying there.
"Oh yeah when he was into his dumb soapbox derby racing thing." said Homer.
"If you want to know more about Bart just ask me..." said Oscar standing in the hall.
At school that Friday she offered to take the kids to the zoo after school.
"We can eat fries out of a safari hat!" said Marge.
"Sorry Mom but I'm going to the library to do a little extra reading. And get away from Dad." said Hugo.
"Mom if I want lonely and needy I'll ask that sad mom who's kid died on the school trip to Mount Splashmore." said Bart.
"And I have extra gym." said Lisa.
"Sure you do, Thunder thighs..." Bart snickered.
"Don't take your mother's love for granted children. One day you'll fly the nest." said Skinner.
"Seymour! Are you gonna take your vitamins like a big boy or with apple sauce?!" Agnes Skinner yelled.
"With apple sauce..." Skinner sighed.
Bart and Lisa gave each other uncomfortable looks.
Marge sighed and got in the car.
Maggie squealed with joy and gurgling.
"Oh sure you love me now. But you'll turn..." said Marge.
...
That afternoon Marge and Oscar planned a make up party for Bart to apologise for his crummy party.
"This chart is Bart's friends. And comrades and well wishers..." said Oscar. Some of the names and pictures were of Milhouse, Lewis, Richard, the boy who wears pink shades...
"What about Martin?" Marge asked.
"No one in class likes Martin." said Oscar.
"I like Martin." said Hugo.
Oscar face palmed.
...
Marge went to the zoo while Oscar prepared the party. She found Nelson eating tadpoles from a fountain.
"Get in my mouth you stupid baby frogs!" Nelson yelled.
"Aren't you the boy who beats up my son?" Marge asked.
"Probably." said Nelson.
"I'm Marge Simpson." said Marge.
"Simpson... Ah! Spiky hair, soft kidneys... kept punching himself? Yep that's Bart!" said Nelson.
"You also used to go out with my daughter." said Marge.
"Yeah... I did..." said Nelson eating tadpoles.
"Those tadpoles are your lunch?!" Marge asked.
"Technically brunch." said Nelson.
Marge felt bad for him so she gave him Bart's lunch.
"This is Bart's lunch but he didn't want it. Said he was buying cafeteria food." said Marge.
Nelson eagerly ate it. "Wow! Thanks Mrs S!" said Nelson.
Marge was touched.
She then took him to see the bat exhibit. Ace was in there sleeping upside down with some bats.
"Haw haw!" You're nocturnal!" Nelson laughed.
"Ace are you supposed to be there..." Marge sighed.
"Yeah I'm supposed to be cleaning up the bat poop but I got tired and went to sleep Bat style." said Ace suspended upside down from the ceiling.
...
At home Marge was taking the kids bowling.
"It will be BLAM! Bart, Lisa and Mom? Uh?" said Marge.
Oscar was playing a video game. The word BLAM! Appeared as the screen flashed many colours.
"Oz are you playing Monkey Hero again..." asked Bart.
Monkey Hero's intro was playing.
"Hehehe... Zelda with monkeys..." said Oscar. Yes Zelda on the PlayStation with monkeys and the Chinese god Son Wukong.
However the kids didn't want to go because Bart was still mad at her for his crummy party and Lisa was too busy exercising.
"Mom if I want lame and Needy I'll hang around with Milhouse.
Milhouse with measles glared at him.
"No offence!" Bart apologised to Milhouse.
"He shouldn't be hear with measles. It's highly infectious." said Hugo. "Plus that's how Roald Dahl's daughter Olivia died."
"Fine I'll take my mothering elsewhere..." said Marge.
Marge took Nelson bowling and bought him a hotdog. He had never had hotdogs before.
"I cut up your hotdog for you." said Marge.
Nelson tried the hotdog. "Yum! Hotdogs are awesome!"
"You've never tried a hotdog before?!" Marge asked.
"Nope, but I saw them in a catalogue once. These people in sweaters were eating them at a picnic." said Nelson.
"That was a private photograph of me and my late family!" Oscar yelled reading the magazine. "Before they turned evil and started beating me."
Marge then dropped him off at his house. However he went next door to a ramshackled house.
His mom was dating Moe or all people...
Moe promised to take him camping.
The next day Lisa was getting bullied about her butt again. She spoke about this to Bart but suddenly they saw something shocking. Nelson was mowing their lawn and getting a drink of icy lemonade from Marge.
She then brushed his hair aside and cleaned his grubby face.
"My mom and my bully?!" Bart gasped.
"My ex boyfriend?!" Lisa gasped.
"My God!" Hugo yelled.
"Hugo, we've spoke about this... you can't worship Nelson as a god..." Bart groaned.
== Plot 2 ==
in the Simpsons house.
"Mom... how could you invite Nelson in here?! What if he tries to give me a wedgie?!" Bart groaned.
Hugo was prostrating himself before Nelson.
"I told you! I don't mix work with pleasure!" Nelson explained. "Now if you excuse me I have to help make dinner!"
Bart rolled his eyes.
Hugo was still praying to Nelson. "I beseech you my Lord! Please forgive my brother's blasphemy!"
"Hugo knock that off!" Bart yelled.
That evening.
Lisa was refusing to eat her dinner.
"Lisa as your husband I slaved over that hot stove now eat it!" Nelson demanded.
"Nelson. One, I dumped you for lying to me. Secondly I'd never want to marry a man so forceful! That language is the early sign of emotional domestic violence." Lisa retorted.
Nelson was lost for words. "Just eat your damn vegetables!"
"Lisa please..." Marge sighed.
Lisa slowly chisels off a layer of carrot flesh from the carrot and eats it. "Now I can't have toothpaste..."
Marge groaned annoyed.
Eventually it was bed time. Bart got a shock.
"What are you doing in my jammies?!" Bart asked as Nelson was trying to fit himself into Bart's Krusty pyjamas that were far too small for him.
"What's it look like? I'm sleeping over! I call top bunk!" said Nelson.
"Uh, its a single bed..." said Bart.
"I said I call top bunk!" said Nelson.
Bart took a pillow and went under his bed to try to sleep. A pair of yellow eyes with slit pupils appeared.
"Hi Bart..." said the boogeyman.
Bart screamed.
...
At breakfast.
"Mom... God invented the dead bolt to keep people like Nelson out of your house..." said Bart.
"Bart you ever had a tootsie pop? They're hard and crunchy on the outside but inside is a delicious filling!" said Marge. "Be nice to Nelson and I'll get you a tootsie roll."
"Well... I need my bunk beds put up again. Nelson made me sleep under the bed and I had a near fatal encounter with the boogeyman..." said Bart.
"Oh... Bart I wish you wouldn't tell such ridiculous stories..." Marge sighed.
Nelson came in with some logs and a hatchet.
"Lovely Nelson! But uh... we have a gas fire..." said Marge.
Nelson shrugged.
"Did someone mention toosie pops?" Oscar asked.
"Yes-" said Marge.
"Because I want to kill the toosie pop owl..." said Oscar menacingly.
Everyone looked at him concerned.
...
That night Marge set up Bart and Hugo's bunk bed. Hugo in his jammies immediately ran up the ladder to the top bunk but Nelson pulled him down. "I call top bunk!"
"I'm sorry Hugo, you'll have to sleep in the attic." said Bart.
"You sleep in the attic!" Hugo retorted.
Bart sighed.
...
During the night were all sorts of hijinks. Bart got up to find Nelson singing in the front room about his father.
"Papa can you hear me?" Nelson sang Papa can you hear me by Barbara Streisand. XD!
"Oh my god! Barbara Streisand!" said Oscar in a manic manner.
Bart winced.
Then Lisa snuck into the kitchen and ruined Lenny's birthday cake by eating it and rolling about in it.
Nelson came in to find the crazy Lisa rolling about in cake.
"Wow, never thought I'd see my girlfriend do that! This is about those girls teasing you about your butt isn't it?" said Nelson.
"Yes," said Lisa.
"Give me a few moments with them."
At school Nelson called Sherri and Terri ugly when they teased Lisa again. They ran off and cried. Then he gave Janey a present with a skunk inside. The skunk sprayed her.
"Thanks Nelson. Maybe we can try again..." said Lisa. They held hands. Before eventually kissing.
...
At dinner Bart didn't want his food so Nelson punched him.
"The lady said Clean your plate!" said Nelson.
Bart ate his food.
"Saviour it..." Nelson demanded.
Bart did so. Eventually he was finished.
...
Nelson was watching Who's dropping by to see George Lopez? Well not Jennifer...
Marge was concerned because Homer was using his teeth to punch holes in his beer can.
'Doesn't hurt?" Marge asked him.
"Yeah but I've never seen a dentist..." said Nelson.
"That will not do! Tomorrow I'm taking you to see Dr Shapiro!"
"Wow! A doctor for your teeth? What next! A lawyer for your hair?!" Nelson asked.
Marge giggled.
"Oh don't laugh Marge. This is a legitimate way to make extra money." said Lionel Hutz as a barber cutting Oscar's hair.
Marge sweat dropped.
...
Unfortunately Nelson got more annoying...
Bart was going out to his usual haunts. "What shall we do to day?" He asked Nelson.
"I wanna hang out with your mom." said Nelson.
"Nelson! Gross!" Bart made a disgusted face.
"And I thought I had problems..." said Jimmy Neutron as Carl serenaded his Mom Judy with a beautiful song while playing a Spanish guitar.
Then Nelson broke a window at the Simpsons house for attention. Marge came out to find out who was breaking her windows.
"Maaaaarge, you came and made me some cookies! Eeeee!" Nelson sang while playing a triangle.
"Okay that's it! Knock it off Nelson! We're going to find your dad!" Bart dragged Nelson off somewhere.
"Goodbye my blue haired love!" Nelson cried.
Marge rolled her eyes.
...
One morning Lisa got up.
"Lisa it's Saturday! Guess what that means!" Marge called.
"Picking beans with Grandma!" Lisa cheered jumping out of bed.
Marge drove Lisa down to Grandma Jacqueline's house. Grandma greeted Lisa.
"Hello sweetie! Ready to pick lots of wholesome beans?" asked Grandma.
"Yes Grandma!" Lisa was excited. Mmmm beans...
"I could really go for some magic beans right now." said Bart.
Luckily there was some for sale at the bazaar at Quadrangle alley. Bart bought a bag of magic beans.
"Bart why do you want magic beans?" Oscar asked.
"So I can grow a giant beanstalk into the sky!" said Bart.
"You already did that on the Gameboy game Bart and the beanstalk..." Oscar sighed.
Bart sighed.
Bart agreed to stop goofing off over beans and Gameboy games he starred in and went to find Nelson's Dad. A tip off lead them to a circus where Mr Muntz was a freak show with a swollen face from a nut allergy.
"He looks completely different to the last time we saw him..." said Oscar.
"When was that again?" Bart asked.
"When Jessica was your girlfriend." said Oscar.
"Well he has been gone for a long time so the artists felt he needed to be rebooted." said Bart. "Given a new design..."
They rescued Mr Muntz and took him home.
At home.
"Nelson, we have found your dad!" said Bart.
"Papa?!" asked Nelson overjoyed.
Nelson's Dad explains his disappearance. He suffered a serious nut allergy after eating something with nuts in it and was mistaken for some sort of comical freak so a circus captured him and kept him as a freakshow.
"Hmmmmm! They need to stop those barbarians freak shows!" Lisa ranted angrily.
"Chill out wifey..." said Nelson.
"I'm not your wife!" Lisa yelled.
"Nah they should keep the bearded lady. She's cool!" said Oscar.
Lisa growled.
...
It was then Lenny's birthday party!
"Happy birthday, Lenny! Happy birthday to yoooooouuuuu!" The Simpsons and Carl and Moe sung at Moe's tavern.
"Sorry about the cake Lenny. My daughter Lisa decided to ruin it! I'm as shocked as you are she'd do that..." Homer ranted, cross with Lisa.
"Dad I said I was sorry! It was an accident!" Lisa ranted annoyed at him for being cross with her.
At Dinner, Lisa was being anorexic again.
"Lisa please... just have a carrot..." Marge whined.
Lisa chisels off a shaving of carrot with her teeth and eats it. "Now I can't have toothpaste..."
Marge sighed.
The door rang. A furious Mrs Muntz was there.
"We don't want your charity!" She threw money at Marge.
They argue.
"Mrs Muntz, pull up your knickers and go home! And try not to have sex along the way!" Marge snapped.
Lisa hastily and nervously ate her dinner.
"Aren't we gonna say grace?" Homer asked annoyed.
"I'll start." said Hugo. "Ahem. All hail Nelson! All hail Nelson! All hail Nelson!" He prostrates before Nelson.
"Hugo! Enough!" Bart yelled.
...
The opening to A 1000 fish saved. Which hopefully involves Jesus feeding the 5000.
The Simpson family return home from church. And picking Lisa up from Richard Gere's Buddhist temple.
Marge is talking about something bad Hugo did at church and how disappointed she is.
Lisa goes up to her room removes her church hat, her footwear and socks. Then heads towards the beach on her own. She obviously wore sandals.
She is disappointed by how polluted it is.
While there she finds 40 shells. Link takes some to trade for the Master Sword of Koholint Island.
Link leaves.
Just then Milhouse arrives. He tells Lisa that a 1000 fish get caught in plastic rings each year. And then once again makes awkward wooing gestures to convince her to love him and be his girlfriend. Lisa rolled her eyes.
Then Lisa goes into the water, swims for a few metres (barefoot in her church outfit) then she goes under. While underwater she rescues 58 fish from plastic rings. Over the next few weeks Lisa returns to the sea from time to time saving fish from plastic rings and disposing of plastic rings. Basically it's more of Lisa the nature lover.
"Yeah no wonder why that episode was only a paragraph long..." said Bart.
Then at church Oscar found out Mr Muntz was called Eddie Muntz. He screamed with laughter.
"Ow! Why is that funny Oz?" Bart groaned.
"Because it sounds like Eddie Munster... Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed hysterically.
Bart sighed.
== Plot 3 ==
At home, the kitchen. Homer is cooking a brisket to prep it for the final roasting on the barbecue.
"Oh, that brisket's not sitting right." Homer sighed. He adjusted the brisket so it sat right as it cooked.
Oscar came in and played the guitar.
"Say it loud, say it clear." he said and strummed his guitar. He played Waiting on a song by Dan Auerbach.
And he sang along.
Bart sighed.
Marge grooved to his guitar playing.
Marge clapped. Homer sighed as he was trying to cook.
"Oz, dear play with Bart and his play date pals. Please. Your music is great, but my husband is busy." said Marge.
"Okay dokey!" said Oscar as he went to the living room. Martin has the chairs out to play duck, duck, goose again. Ralph was goose.
"Duck, duck, duck, duck..." he kept going duck and wouldn't pick someone as goose to chase him.
Unfortunately this lead to one of Bart's outbursts. And Oscar took exception.
"Duck, duck, duck, duck..."
"Say goose you stupid freak!" Bart snapped.
Ralph cried and ran off sobbing.
"BART!" Oscar snapped drowning out Marge. "Hold on Mrs S." He was fuming at Bart. "I swear if I hear you call anyone a freak again I'll!"
"You'll what, freak?" Bart said rudely.
"I'm warning you!" Oscar yelled.
"And I don't care! You're a freak! Hugo's a freak!" Bart snapped.
"Why you not so little!" Oscar strangled Bart.
(Bart gasping and wheezing)
"Oz no please! We don't react violently in this house! Oooooh Homer!" Marge pulled Oscar off of Bart. He was clearly trying to kill him.
"What?" Homer asked from the kitchen.
"You've brought violence into this household!" Marge said sharply as Oscar wriggled furiously trying to get at Bart.
At dinner Bart and Oscar weren't speaking.
Marge sighed.
Marge didn't like Homer's brisket. It just had the wrong texture. He tried his best but Marge was more the cook/chef.
"And I'll never have that recipe again! Oh, no!" Marge sighed spooning her meat around her plate. Homer then cried and sobbed which was why she said afterwards "Oh, no!"
Homer sobbing.
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings dear, but this brisket is just a tad too tough! You're a great cook normally. I just don't know what you did wrong!" Marge comforted him.
"It's alright sweetie. It's just that I'm passionate about food! Oh why can't I cook great barbecue food like that bald guy?!" Um Tom Kerridge?
"To be honest before I became vegetarian, Dad's barbecue food wasn't that bad author, it was just edible but burnt bonfire food." said Lisa.
"If you can call black sausages that taste of coal edible..." said Bart.
Homer sobbed again.
Then the IP vandal who keeps mucking up my fan fictions with batshit insane stuff like Homer clones that yell "No! Those are in every Spring! No! Those are in every Summer! Etc" decided to make the Tweenies visit.
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get that." said Lisa as Homer was still sobbing over his brisket.
Lisa answered the door and the Tweenies bounded in.
They sing their theme tune!
"Oh god no!" Oscar, Hugo and Bart screamed.
The IP Address user chuckled.
"Oz this episode is supposed to be about a Mom helping Nelson with his broken home and drunk mom. Not screwed up crap..." Bart groaned as the Tweenies were still there...
"And the B Plot is you dealing with your terrible congratulations party and insulting me, Hugo and Ralph." said Oscar. "I'm not even speaking to you anyway because you called me a freak!"
"Okay, okay, maybe I lost it earlier because Ralph was being very, very annoying saying duck constantly through out Duck, duck, goose..." said Bart.
...
Throughout the week Homer tries to improve his cookery skills by cooking briskets and watching YouTube on his Mypad of DJ Barbecue and Tom Kerridge.
The family are comforting Hugo after Bart, in a rage at Ralph during another game of Duck, Duck, Goose called him a freak again.
(Soft loving words from Marge and Lisa as they comfort Hugo.)
"Everybody, stop being nice to the freak in the kitchen!" Homer snapped and sighed angrily and tried to cook the brisket."
"No! You shut up! Asshole!" Oscar swore.
"Oscar! Language!" Marge told him off.
The telephone rang.
Bart answered the telephone.
It was Nelson apparently.
"Yes Mom's at home. No now stop being obsessed with her just because she was nice to you!" Bart groaned while talking to Nelson.
"Remember when I hired Nelson as a door bouncer because Lisa had Middle Child Syndrome?" Homer asked.
"Yes Dad..." Everyone groaned.
Bart was daring Lisa to eat her spinach. "Do it Lisa! Do it Lisa! Do it Lisa! Do it Lisa! Do it Lisa!"
"Can you not remind me of that night. I'm still mad at Marge for waking me up so we could visit Dr Hibbert at night to discuss it..." Oscar frowned.
"Oz I wasn't gonna leave you in the house alone..." Marge sighed.
The next day Nelson was asked to stand guard as the front door bouncer to turn away unwanted visitors.
"You made Nelson our bouncer?" Marge asked.
"Yeah, he really keeps out the salesman, bill collectors, church folk, and asbestos removers!" said Homer. "I'm only bothered about the first three. Bart asked him to turn away asbestos removers too. For some reason..."
"More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!" Bart chanted joyfully.
"ENOUGH!" Oscar shouted at Bart.