Discord Finale

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T (4:33 PM): Dragon You're my friend, but I hate you so much right now

Rose (4:34 PM): Hold on what?

Dragon (4:34 PM): What the hell?

T (4:35 PM): Sorry that came out weird, but I'm really frustrated. Jaune and I just got back from this ultrasound and we got a headcount.

Dragon (4:35 PM): Headcount?

Dragon (4:35 PM): Wait the bet

Fast Sloth (4:36 PM): I don't even remember what her guess was

Luna (4:37 PM): She bet triplets. She was the only person to bet trips.

T (4:37 PM): AHHHHHH

Dragon (4:38 PM): I'm so conflicted on if I should be happy right now or not

A (4:39 PM): it's an easy thing to figure out lol, you just have to weigh the fact that you're right against how much work and stress Jaune and Miltia are gonna be under for… years I guess

Dragon (4:39 PM): So… do a quiet smug dance instead of a loud one?

A (4:39 PM): Mhm

Dragon (4:40 PM): I can do that

T (4:40 PM): I'm so happy for you

Luna (4:41 PM): So yeah we're gonna need a lot more clothes and diapers and all that

Fast Sloth (4:42 PM): Better to find out now than when the kids would actually be born

Luna (4:43 PM): True

Rose (4:44 PM): well, we'll all be there for you at the drop of a hat, Miltia. Just say the word and Pyrrha and I will be there to be babysitters next to Melanie

A (4:45 PM): ngl, I'll probably need that help. I was expecting to bounce one kid on my knee, not three

Fast Sloth (4:46 PM): So, are we gonna rename this server The Nursery?

Rose (4:47 PM): I hope not, I feel like I'd forget the name change and never find the server again.

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Dragon (8:32 AM): Rose we need to delete Penny

Rose (8:33 AM): What? Why

Abs (8:33 AM): Not the funny robot!

Dragon (8:34 AM): Not so funny anymore. So her base program came from that Pietro Corp, right? Well, it turns out one of their higher ups, some dude named Watts, slipped in some data collection stuff in the plans

Rose (8:35 AM): Oh, that's actually not good. Was this in a news article?

Ninja (8:36 AM): I just looked it up, and it's true. The president, Pietro, announced Watts firing and imminent lawsuit once he discovered it. The good news is that it didn't take some folks online pointing it out, the company found out and published an apology online.

Dragon (8:37 AM): He put out a statement recommending that anybody who's used Pennybot to delete her from their systems, and they'll be shutting stuff down server side later today.

Snowflake (8:38 AM): This is rather scary to think about. This Watts scum was collecting data to resell?

Chocoholic (8:39 AM): Right, and who even knows what might be done with uploaded pictures and videos.

Luna (8:40 AM): Oh no

Rose (8:41 AM): right, shutting it down asap when I get home. At least Pietro did the right thing announcing it?

Dragon (8:42 AM): Yeah, just a scummy worker. Still a security problem though.

Fast Sloth (8:42 AM): Anybody have stuff they'd like to say to Penny before she goes to bot heaven?

A (8:43 AM): Bye Penny, please don't release our sex video anywhere.

T (8:44 AM): Ditto

Book Lover (8:44 AM): sucks to lose something fun, but that's life

Abs (8:45 AM): You can spread my abs around though

Book Lover (8:45 AM): …

Abs (8:45 AM): ;)

User Penny-bot has left the server.

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This felt like a natural end to the story for me.

Penny, the helpful bot who just wanted to bring happiness to people, and where her observations began and ended for her lord and master Watts(?).

I hope you enjoyed this fun little romp through Discord with RWBYJNPR.