Harry has just started his fifth year at Hogwarts, and already people are alienating him. Well, he's had enough of these people's bullshit.
Harry gets up onto the Gryffindor Table during dinner on Friday evening.
"Attention everyone. I have a significant announcement to make." It goes quiet. "So I am going to tell you all a little story. Once upon a time, there was an infant that watched his parents get murdered. Everyone rejoiced and hailed him as a hero to their world. Unfortunately, for some stupid reason, this infant got sent to their abusive relatives. This child grew up ignorant to the world is saved. According to their relatives, the child's parents died because they were drunk driving. They were starved, raped, beaten, and kept in a cupboard under the stairs. One day, they get thrust into this 'magical world' that says they are the famed 'saviour'. Not only does the child get touched without permission, but everyone thinks it's okay to assume they know them. As you all are wondering, that child is me. In my first year here, I almost died because somehow a professor was allowed in a school while being possessed by Voldemort's wraith. Thank you for that by the way. Also on the subject of my first year, why was the PHILOSOPHER'S STONE kept in a school full of children with only basic protections on it that a first year could get through. Then in my second year, I get hailed the 'Heir of Slytherin' and am somehow killing muggleborns hypocritically. Reminder: My mother was a muggleborn. You all alienated me, but I still went down to that disgusting 'Chamber of Secrets' to kill the 60-foot basilisk. Has anyone apologised or thanked me by the way? No. I also drove ALL of the dementors away from Hogwarts with MY patronus in my third year. Dementors that should NEVER have been here. Then in my fourth year, I am illegally entered into a tournament and forced to fight a Dragon, save my friend from freezing cold water, and battle through a deadly maze. All for what? To be portkeyed to Little Hagleton Cemetery to watch one of my friends murdered because he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time? To be forced to UNWILLINGLY give MY blood to Voldemort so he can get his body back? To be tortured with a Crutio repeatedly? To barely make it back alive? None of you even believe he is back. You are once again alienating me. So I have decided that I have had enough. I am dropping out of this BULLSHIT school of unnecessary danger; I am leaving my abusive relatives house, I am accepting my title as Lord Potter, I continue my education on MY own, I am suing Hogwarts, Umbridge, McGonagall, Dumbledore, and the Daily Prophet. I will also be declining the offer to be your 'saviour' and am just going to sit back and watch you all squirm. If you wanted my help, you wouldn't have treated me the way you have. DO NOT expect me to kill Voldemort when you realise he is back. You can all believe whatever the fuck you want to believe, but I refuse to continue to be used. Goodbye. Fuck You. I Am Leaving. And when you see that green light, I'd suggest ducking."
And with that, Lord Harry James Potter left the Wizarding World to their own devices.
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Later, Harry wrote a formal letter to Voldemort.
Voldemort,
I have decided to ignore everything you do. Just leave me alone. I do not feel like dealing with any more bullshit. Just because I can defeat you, doesn't mean I want to defeat you. Which I don't. Why would I protect the people alienating me? Why should I care if Muggles are killed? It's not like they don't already kill each other. And if I can make a small request, if you go to Surly, in house number 4 on Privet Drive there is a family of three muggles. They are my Aunt Petunia, my Uncle Vernon, and my Cousin Dudley. Please murder them slowly and send my regards. I'd like my childhood tormenters tormented.
With Hope of a Truce,
Lord Harry James Potter
Lord of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Potter