Title: Curse Or A Blessing?

A Naruto Fanfiction

Author: Aryenne and Shikamarunaruto (now known as xxXKiba-kunXxx)

Disclaimer: Not Ours, although Darling said he is stealing Sasuke and lock him in his bedroom. *sigh* If any of you need Sasuke, that is probably the best place to search for him.

Pairings: Gen/Naru

Genre: Romance

Rated: M

Beta: Shikamarunaruto

AN.: This fic was an idea my Darling had and together we evolved the first few chapters but do to writers block and internet problem we slowed down and now my Darling is still having both problems I took over. This fic was on our joined account and I got his permission to upload it here. For those that follow 'I Am Loved' don't despair I know it been a while but I have some internet and laptop problems so I can only update when I'm at my mothers. I'll see what I can do to update as soon as possible. It will not be left unfinished that I promise, I have some awesome idea for it, so I can't leave it alone.

Much luv,

Ary.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Kyuubi Talking"

'Kyuubi Thinking'

Summary: Naruto is sent on a mission before he heads out with Jiraiya for his two year trip after Sasuke's deflection. He is captured by the enemy and experimented on. During the experiments it was like he was cursed but what if the results can be counted as a blessing? YAOI boyxboy MPreg

-xXx- Chapter 1: Setting Out -xXx-

Tsunade sat behind her desk as she looked at the squad in front of her.

"I called you all here because I have a mission for you. Naruto, I know you were supposed to be packing to leave with Jiraiya, but he got held up, and I also needed this mission done. Since we are currently short on staff, I thought you'd be the perfect candidate. Naruto, I can't stress this enough, I need you to drop your mask for this mission."

The others look at her if she was nuts while Naruto looked at her in confusion, he didn't comprehend how she knew, for only Jiraiya knew, and it's not like the perverted sannin would ever tell anyone. So how did she find out?

"I know because I found that old pervert's journal that held your real file with your real stats and an agreement between you two. It will stay with me just like it was with Sensei so you have no problem, and when you're back we will renew the agreement. Just do what you do best."

Naruto said nothing just nodded. Tsunade kept going on after she saw Naruto nod, briefing them on their mission and finished with telling them the leader of this mission.

"For this mission the leader would be Shiranui Genma and he will decide who is next in command."

They bowed to the lady Tsunade as Genma turned to them.

"Meet me at the main gate in one hour."

The team for this mission was Shiranui Genma, Uzuki Yuugao, Mitarashi Anko and last and certainly not least the young Uzumaki Naruto.

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One hour later, they were waiting for the orange wearing blond to arrive. They were standing next to the gate guards Kamizuki Izumo and Hagane Kotetsu. Anko was never known for her patience.

"Where is he?"

Izumo spotted the blond hair first, and he was about to get all their attention, when he saw all of said blond, he was shocked speechless, he keep touching Kotetsu to get his attention, while making a perfect impression of a fish outside of the water.

"What Izumo?"

This got the attention of all the rest, Izumo just pointed to where he was looking. When they follow his finger, they were shocked. Genma's mouth fell open and the ever present senbon fell to the floor. Anko forgot her anger and gave a whistle.

"Now, Blondie that is one hell of a cleanup."

In front of them was standing none other than Naruto wearing nothing of orange, instead he had black combat boots, tight but flexible black trousers, a dark blue t-shirt, a black jacket, his hair held back by a black hitae and a black collar with the necklace given to him by Tsunade around his neck. He was standing there with his hands in his pockets. He smirked at them.

"Let me know when you all are done ogling me."

His voice sounded deeper and calm. The only one that didn't seem surprise was the now retired ANBU. She was forced to retire by Tsunade because after Hayate's death she was taking one s-class mission after another trying to get herself killed. And the truth was she wasn't surprised, she knew this was the real Naruto, Sandaime use him often for mission when they were shorthanded, he was known in ANBU for completing his mission as fast as he could, every time he goes out he has one ANBU as escort, she was one of them that went a few times as his escort. So this was definitely no surprise to her.

They checked out, Naruto made his way to stand next to Yuugao. When he passed the males, they all had a view of just what the tight trousers does to his ass, they all gulps.

"That is one hell of an ass." Kotetsu said, causing Izumo to gain a tick mark.

As the other two nodded their agreement, Izumo hit Kotetsu behind his head.

"Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?"

Genma was accustomed to their little squabbles so he only looks at them with humor in his eyes, before he turned his eyes back to the blonds' backside. He bit his senbon harder. He didn't even hear Kotetsu and Izumo had stopped their squabbles, so he didn't realize they were both watching him with a smirk on their faces.

He came to his senses when Anko hugged Naruto from behind, obstructing his view.

"Oh, Gaki, once this mission is over let us get a drink together."

She suggested. Naruto shrugged.

"Sure, I don't see why not."

Hearing this Genma grinded his teeth on the senbon. The eternal pair of chuunin was watching with a humorous glint in their eyes. Yuugao was watching all of this with a glint in her eyes, when she saw Genma's face; she decided what she will do next.

"But Naru-Chan, I thought it was our tradition to go for sushi after a mission."

Naruto look at her, and give her a blinding smile.

"If you don't mind we can find a place that serves both item, what do the two of you think about this?"

Yuugao walked up to him and kiss his cheek, while Anko tighten her hug and kiss the other cheek.

"That is fine with me, Naru-Chan."

"I like the way you think, Gaki."

Naruto oblivious to the senbon chewing's rage, just smiled and kissed them back on the cheek. Naruto knew that Yuugao knows he's gay, so he thought Anko knew too, and that they were just teasing him.

Naruto and Anko almost jumped when they heard an angry hiss behind them.

"Let's start this mission."

Yuugao turn her back to the other three to hide her smirk, but doing that the duo on gate duty saw it. They both bite their lips so they didn't laugh out loud. They now knew that Yuugao wasn't teasing Naruto, on the contrary she was teasing Genma, and it is working. The duo did their job and signed then out still biting their lips to keep quiet. Once the team set out, the duo burst into a laughing kick.

"D-D-Ha-Did you see his face?"

"I think he almost broke that senbon with his teeth."

They look at each other and started laughing again.

As the team set out Genma put Yuugao in front, followed by Anko and Naruto in front of him, while he closes the file, they jumped the trees in a file. The whole way he kept eyes on the blond tight buns in front of him. Yuugao was in front with a smile so bright and evil. In the past, Genma was always teasing others about their partners, and too pay him back, once they finished with this mission she is planning on getting the others and bringing them up to speed in front of Genma, so they can all tease him about how he is drooling over the oblivious blond.

Unknown to Yuugao behind her Anko had the same thoughts. Anko was grinning and rubbing her hands together, while thinking on all the teasing she will be doing. How she will make Genma pay for all his teasing while she was dating Kakashi. She let an evil chuckle out. Naruto, who was behind her, felt a cold feeling pass on his back when he heard Anko's evil chuckle, and he felt sorry for the poor bastard that was her target. He shakes his head.

"I don't even want to know."

Was all he said as he tried to suppress the memory of that chuckle.

-xXx- TBC -xXx-

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