Disclaimer: Naruto + Mario - I own neither
Story Start!
Another failure to take the Mushroom Kingdom.
The math didn't add up.
He was Bowser, the Great Koopa King, and somehow he couldn't take over the Mushroom Kingdom either by force or by forcing the kingdom's princess into marrying him. He was a 9 foot tall monster of muscle, scales, and spikes that could breath fire, stomp the living hell out of his enemies, and rend them to pieces. He commanded one of the strongest armies in the entire world, with only the likes of some Kingdoms like the Bean Bean Kingdom having military might able to oppose him in direct combat.
Yet, he rarely lost due to such reasons.
"Kamek... tell me... why do I always lose?" Bowser sat on a throne and lamented, asking his advisor why he kept losing.
He was the King of the Koopa lands, some of the most extensive and land was so harsh that the inhabitants of his lands were tougher, stronger, than the weak citizens of many kingdoms that competed against them. He was also a practiced magician himself, able to use magic nearly as proficient as his advisor could.
"You don't lose... you just... withdraw for a temporary... the hero Mario... the root cause of your problems." Kamek flew around Bowser, before landing on the ground in front of him.
Bowser gripped the arm of his throne, before tapping his claws against it.
Domination.
"... because... the hero must always... rescue the princess and save the day... and you aren't the hero, or the princess the hero must rescue. You are the villain..." Kamek stated the reason when he could see that Bowser wasn't amused by the answer. Bowser hummed in thought.
"I am the great evil, the Koopa king... I can never be a hero." Bowser could see a problem with that. By the logic that Kamek used, he would never win because the laws of the universe would never allow his schemes to work. He couldn't be the hero that rescued the princess. "... Kamek... have the troops steal every children's story book that features heroes and princesses!" Bowser stood up and roared.
"YES SIR!"
-Days Later-
Bowser had a huge stack of boring books that he was forcing himself to read.
"The princess has a dream... the hero makes the princess' dream come true. The princess gets kidnapped, and the hero saves the day and defeats the enemy... hmmmm." Bowser hummed as he went over a common theme that he was seeing, and how easily it related to his own experiences as a villain. His desire to take over the entire world was indeed evil, and as long as princesses needed heros to save them, he couldn't win.
Yet, the princess didn't need a good goal, just a goal, but for a hero to be a hero he needed to make her dream a reality for her. In the stories, the princess would nearly always get the hero to do whatever she wanted with a promise of reward.
Evil defeated, happily ever after until the next time evil struck.
"My King... what dastardly plan are you cooking up?" Kamek rubbed his hands together, wondering why Bowser seemed to be so deep in thought.
"Heheheheh... leave me."
-1 Week Later-
"I will become the Boss of Japan... bring every strong person in this school, I'll beat them all!"
"Hmmmmmmmm... his features... he has features much like Princess Peach." Bowser looked at a mirror into another world. He had Kamek locate worlds across the universe where intelligent life lived, and on one of those worlds were humans like Mario himself and Princess Peach. So, Bowser had spent days looking with magic for the humans who had the traits of the heroes from story books.
Ambition.
Strength.
Courage.
Loyalty.
The Guts to Never Give Up.
"Yes... this boy is an excellent candidate for a hero." Bowser stated as he leaned forward, tapping his claws together slowly. Kamek was plain confused as he looked at Bowser, before he looked into the mirror.
"... Could he be another world's counterpart to Peach... I see, in a world without a princess, the role of hero would be fitting to her counterpart... this boy is remarkably like her." Kamek noted the unruly blond hair and bright blue eyes. Not to mention the boy had a peach skin color just like the princess, and a jawline that was just a masculine version of her own. The boy had a heart shaped face, and his eyes had a purity to them.
But it was purity to them that also held a passion like a raging inferno.
"A hero."
"My King, surely dealing with one hero has been problematic... I don't think it would be wise to bring forth another hero to contend with." Kamek was still an advisor, and he didn't think summoning another hero for the princess to call upon would end well for anyone.
Bowser just laughed.
"Yes, it would be unwise for a villain... to summon a hero."
"Yes, I am overjoyed that you agree my King." Kamek had never heard his king agree with him so openly before in a way that turned out well for him. He saw the look on Bowser's face was still very evil, so he could rest assured that his king had some kind of horrible plan in mind.
-1 Week Later-
"Yes... yes..."
"My King... is this not the potion that is used to revive you when you have been... turned into Dry Bowser...?" Kamek was unsure of how to address the times Bowser was killed and revived by the potion that would remake his body. It had happened many times where he would be thrown into the hottest of lava, and be killed, reduced to mere magical bones with his soul bound to them.
This was the potion where his bones could be thrown into, to revive him into a flesh and blood body.
Bowser did not like to talk about his times as Dry Bowser though... because that meant accepting the fact that he had been defeated several times in the past.
"Heheheh... HAHAHAHAHAH! Yes! This is something similar to that magibrew!" Bowser roared with laughter as he looked into the bubbling cauldron with all of his hard work in it. All of the studying he had forced himself to do was all in this potion, the fruits of his labor were within reach to be sure. "World domination... no... saving the world by uniting it under my rule will be within my grasp!" Bowser breathed fire directly under the potion, and the bubbles rose to the surface even faster and in greater numbers as the heat of the liquid inside turned unbearable by the standards of even the koopa.
Bowser had the flames of passion in his eyes.
He grabbed a mushroom with a crown around it.
"... My King... what is that?" Kamek felt that what he was looking at was familiar.
"This... is what allows Toadettes... to take the form of Princess Peach... this is the Super Crown..." Bowser put the crown on top of his head.
...
Nothing, and Bowser took the crown off of his head and looked down at his potion with a glint to his eye.
"Sir?"
"Only Toadettes can use the power of this crown by just wearing it... but... it is still a mushroom. It is a mushroom that fuses you with the essense of Princess Peach! It is a magically powerful item, and I have gotten a hold of it!" Bowser threw several of the Super Crowns into the potion, and they dissolved into the potion. Bowser laughed like a mad man as he watched the items and the magic held in those items to become infused into his potion.
"My King..." Kamek was still confused.
"... I can never be the hero... but I can be the princess! I can become the princess, the princess who wishes to unite the world... and a hero will be able to win for me! I am the mighty Bowser! As mighty as I am, I always fail... because I am not the princess or the hero... I WILL NEVER BE A HERO!" Bowser roared.
Kamek was slowly getting it.
"My King."
"Yes... mighty king... I might never achieve my dream of conquering this world, this galaxy... this universe... but with a hero at my side, with one destined to become a great hero... this becomes the story not of the great villain, but a hero and his princess... world domination is within my grasp... and this time... Mario will not be able to rely on his status as hero... for I will have a hero of my own!" Bowser roared in amusement, cackling at his great plan to manipulate fate itself. The fate of heroes and villains.
"But sir... the princess needs to be beautiful in the stories."
"That is the point of using the magic, infusing the magic of the Super Crown into my flesh... there is no princess more beautiful than Peach... with her essense being fused into my flesh, becoming my body... I will be beautiful." Bowser couldn't imagine himself being ugly as Peach.
"Sir... you will be abandoning your title as King Bowser... you will be abandoning your pride as a male of the Koopa bloodline!?" Kamek had never thought that Bowser would do such a thing.
He was a proud koopa.
Bowser laughed.
"Abandon!? HAH! I am abandoning nothing! This Kingdom will still belong to me! I will still be mighty, powerful, and great! I am not abandoning my pride, because my pride is victory!" Bowser waved his arm and growled. "... Mario, the green brother... all of them had stolen my pride from me! I am taking my pride back, and if becoming a princess is what I need to do to conquer the world... then I shall not only be the mightiest koopa, I will become the most beautiful!" Bowser had flames leaking from his mouth.
Kamek gulped.
"... My King, surely... surely you don't."
"The hero helps the princess to achieve her dreams in some stories, and rescues her in other stories... I have chosen my hero! A hero who has dreams of conquest like me... a hero who is filled with ambition and pride! If Peach will not marry me... then I will marry my hero on top of the ashes of the Mushroom Kingdom!" Bowser radiated sheer evil.
The charisma of evil.
Kamek perked up.
"YES SIR! No matter what form you take, I will serve you to the best of my ability! I will see your conquest of this world... of all worlds through to the end. Yes! I will have the most fine dress prepared for you... I will even look for a way to summon the hero for you!" Kamek bowed deeply. He couldn't believe it.
He had assumed for even a second that Bowser had lost his pride in himself, just because he planned on becoming a princess.
No.
This was proof of just how much Bowser was willing to do for his goals of conquest. It only further proved why he held such fear and respect for his king.
"Good... the potion is ready." Bowser grabbed a sphere from the table.
He ate it.
His flesh and muscles started to melt from his body, and all of his organs melting with it, evaporating before it could touch the floor. Bowser didn't take long before he became Dry Bowser, his body now undead completely with no meat to be found.
"... One week... once I have assumed my princess form... I will take a week to get used to my princess form, so that I adjust to the changes my form will have on me... go Kamek, you have a week to ready everything." Dry Bowser climbed up, before he completely submerged.
There was a pause.
A feminine hand, a humanoid and clearly female hand shot out of the potion and grabbed onto the side of it. A second hand shot out of the water, and 2 horns started to come out of the surface of the liquid as well, following my blond hair.
"My King Bowser." Kamek bowed.
"My Princess... the Toadettes called themselves Peachettes... well then... I am... Princess Bowsette... I will make a mockery of their power."
Bowsette.
Kamek watched as Bowser became Bowsette, and stood up straight in the potion. The dark shadows of the room hid most of her features from view, but some features were easy to see, but the thing that was most glaring was her eyes.
Those blue eyes that were filled with the flames of ambition.
The Threat of Bowsette had been unleashed on the world.
Chapter End!
Please Leave Me Lots of Nice Long Reviews, But No Flames Please!
Lets be honest, on a scale from 1 to 10... I would rate this pretty high for a believable way for me to introduce Bowsette into the Mario-verse.
