'I never knew that Drew was a Sugababes fan. I expected that from Harley, but not from Drew,' Misty said. 'I don't really like them that much.'

'Neither do I,' Ash said. 'And I don't like Harley either. He didn't respect Drew's boundaries.'

'Oh well, after getting fucked in the arse by Wallace, he was probably so happy that he stopped harassing Drew,' Misty giggled.

Ash was rolling on the floor laughing. 'That reminds me of another episode about arse action.' He put a VHS tape in the VHS player.


2017 - 'My brother has a nice ass'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who is having some strange family affairs. Please welcome Cress to our show,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry,' Cress said.

'Hi Cress. Why are you here?' Jerry asked.

'Well, I've been hooking up with a hot guy,' the blue-haired Unovanian said while making the stereotypical gay hand gesture. 'And this hot guy happens to be my twin brother Chili.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Incest is wincest, baby!' Cress giggled.

'You are sleeping with your brother? How did that happen?' Jerry asked.

'Well, we work together as Gym Leaders in Striaton City and we both have our own apartment close to the Gym. So one day, I was visiting him and he came out of the shower. He was completely naked, so I noticed that he has a nice ass,' Cress explained.

'A nice ass? But he's your brother!' Jerry protested.

'So? Siblings or not, he is hot!'

'But you don't have to act upon your feelings. You can recognise that you are attracted to him and still choose not to act on that attraction. I mean, he's your brother!'

'Well, when he noticed that I was checking him out, he saw that I had a bulge in my trousers. He asked me to join him in the shower and that's where the magic happened. I washed his back with soap and fucked his tight little arse with my huge cock. I didn't even need to use lubrication, which you normally do need for butt sex.'

'I did not need to hear all that,' Jerry said while facepalming. He was used to having crazy guests on his show, but he could never understand why some people shagged their own siblings.

'But you haven't heard the rest of the story yet,' Cress protested. 'So after that, we went on his bed. I gave him a massage and got on top. I penetrated him again. He came. And so did I.'

'Well, you came. You came to this show to talk about how you slept with your brother,' Jerry joked.

'Yeah! We've been hooking up for almost a month now,' Cress bragged. 'Chili is the hottest bloke I ever slept with. He is the best bottom ever.'

'Cress, there are plenty of men out there. Men who aren't your brother. Instead of sleeping with a relative, don't you think that it would be a good idea to stop doing what you are doing and find somebody else?' Jerry asked.

'No. In fact, I want Cress to be my boyfriend. That is why I came here on the show. To ask him to make this official!'

'Seriously?' Jerry asked. 'Anyways, I heard that you already have a boyfriend. His name is Burgh. He is the Gym Leader of Castelia City. Does he know that you are cheating on him with your brother?'

'He has no idea,' Cress admitted. 'That is also why I am here. I need to tell him that we are through. Chili is hotter than Burgh.'

'Don't you feel bad for Burgh? Of course the craziest thing is that you are penetrating your brother, but don't you feel bad about the fact that you are cheating on your boyfriend?'

'No, not really. If another dude is hotter than my boyfriend, why wouldn't I pursue him? Lose that zero and get with a hero!'

'Is that so?' Jerry asked. 'Well, Burgh has been watching backstage. Here is your boyfriend, Burgh!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

A flamboyant, brown-haired man entered the television studio and slapped his boyfriend on the cheek. 'Hello! How could you do this? You are a sick man!'

'Why, Burgh? Chili is hotter than you, so of course I would rather be with him than with you!' Cress snapped.

'That's fine! I don't want you anyways!' Burgh yelled. 'I don't need a man who believes that incest is wincest!'

Jerry walked up to the betrayed Gym Leader. 'Did you have any idea that this was going on?'

'I had no idea!' Burgh gasped. 'I had no idea that he was cheating on me. And especially no idea that he was sleeping with his fucking brother!'

'Well, here is his fucking brother. Here is Chili!' Jerry shouted.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Chili tried to run towards his brother, who was ready to kiss him, but Burgh ran up to the red-haired man from Striaton City and slapped him in the face. 'Like, what the fuck?'

Chili tried to push his brother's betrayed boyfriend away. Then, the redhead tried to kick Burgh in the nuts, but Jerry's Chikorita was able to prevent this by using his Vine Whip. The Grass Pokemon moved the incestuous man away from the flamboyant hipster.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience shouted.

Jerry gave Chili a stern look. 'Why are you sleeping with your brother?'

'Because he's got the best cock ever! I've had hundreds of different torches in my bum, but none of them was as good as Cress' willy,' Chili explained.

'But he is your brother! Did you never think that maybe, just maybe, it would be better to stop doing this and look for a man who you don't share any DNA with?' Jerry asked.

'No. Cress is hot. And hey, incest is wincest!' Chili laughed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience shouted.

'Did you know that Cress was in a relationship with Burgh?'

'Yes, I did.'

'Don't you feel bad about the fact that you are interfering with their relationship? Of course Cress is the one who shouldn't be cheating, but aside from the incest, don't you feel bad about the fact that Burgh is being betrayed?'

'I don't give a fuck about Burgh,' Chili giggled.

'Neither do I,' Cress said. He looked at his partner. 'We are through. It's over!'

The blue-haired man gave his red-haired brother a naughty look. 'Chili, do you want to be my boyfriend? I love you!'

While the dumped Burgh burst out in tears, Chili was overjoyed. 'Yes! I want to be your boyfriend! I love you too!'

The two men embraced each other and started French kissing each other, much to Jerry's, Chikorita's, Burgh's and the audience's disgust. The blue-haired brother's tongue was moving around in the red-haired brother's mouth for an entire minute.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'I have the name Cilan here. Who is Cilan?' Jerry asked.

'Oh, that's another brother of us. Chili, Cilan and I are triplets,' Cress answered.

'Please don't tell me that you two are sleeping with him as well,' Jerry muttered.

'No, we're not. He doesn't even know that we are banging each other,' Chili said. 'He has a girlfriend named Iris. He isn't into men, despite being the most flamboyant out of us three. He is metrosexual.'

'I would totally get it on with him as well if he would be open to it,' Cress said. 'We could have a threesome as brothers! We can lay on our back while he takes turns fucking both of us from behind!'

'That's a great idea!' Chili said. 'I always thought that Cilan is hot. It's too bad that he is straight. But hey, maybe he is bi and hasn't figured it out yet.'

'Well, you can ask him now. Here is Cilan!' Jerry announced.

A green-haired man, who has been watching backstage, walked up to his brothers. 'What the fuck are you two doing?'

'We love each other! We just can't help it!' Cress said. 'Anyways, do you want to join us and have a threesome?'

'What the fuck? Of course not! I'm not into my own fucking brothers that way!' Cilan yelled.

'Oh well, then Chili and I will just have fun together,' Cress said. 'It was worth a shot.'

'You're gross. Incest is gross!' Cilan snapped. 'And don't ever call me straight again! I am bisexual. And no, I am not into you two and I never will be!'

'But Cilan, don't you want your brothers to be happy?' Cress asked. 'If you don't want us to be happy, you clearly don't love us.'

'Of course I want you to be happy! But I cannot support an incestuous relationship like this,' Cilan answered.

'But Cilan, incest is wincest!' Cress tried.

'No, incest is losecest,' Cilan said.

Jerry walked up to the two incestuous brothers. 'Chili and Cress, are you sure that this is what you really want?'

'Yes! We want to get married someday,' Cress said. 'Cilan recently proposed to his girlfriend Iris. They are getting married next year. Now that gay marriage has finally been legalised in Unova last year, Chili and I want to get married as well!'

'Married? But you and I were supposed to get married, Cress!' Burgh cried. 'You proposed to me two months go!'

Cress ignored his ex-boyfriend. 'I don't care, you annoying little twat! I don't love you anymore! I mean, I loved you, but I stopped loving you when I fell for my sexy brother. And I am going to marry him!'

'There are laws against this kind of thing. Two siblings cannot get married,' Jerry said.

'But we want a wedding! We want to get married before we start raising children!' Chili protested. 'We want to find a surrogate. We wanted to ask Cilan's girlfriend Iris to carry our child.'

'Let's see what Iris has to say about this! Here is Iris!' Jerry shouted, while a purple-haired girl entered the television studio.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'What the fuck? Did you really think that I would support an incestuous relationship?' Iris yelled at the two brothers.

'I don't see why not,' Cress said nonchalantly.

'You two are brothers! You shouldn't be shagging! Both of you are being such a kid!' Iris snapped.

'Well, we could always adopt a child,' Chili suggested.

'Do you two really think that any adoption agency would let two incestuous brothers adopt a child?' Jerry asked.

'Of course they would! Why wouldn't they?' Chili asked.

'Because you two are brothers! You two would set a horrible example for your children if you had them!' Jerry snapped.

'I don't see what's wrong with that. We would teach children that it's okay to be with your sibling if they are hot,' Chili responded.

'Yes! I have a sexy brother, so why is it such a big deal if I shag him?' Cress wondered.

'Because he is your brother!' Cilan snapped.

'Out of all people, I really thought that you would support us,' Chili said. 'I am disappointed in you.'

The red-haired and the blue-haired men ran up to their green-haired brother and tried to beat him up. However, Cilan managed to dodge their punches and kicked Cress in the nuts. When Chili was worried about his brother, Cilan managed to kick the redhead in the balls as well. Then, Iris joined in and kicked her brothers-in-law in the nuts. Burgh enjoyed seeing his ex-boyfriend suffer and could not resist the urge to giggle.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

When Jerry's Chikorita felt like the insane men suffered enough, he used his Vine Whip to move Cilan and Iris away from his insane brothers.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience screamed.

'So what's gonna happen here?' Jerry asked. 'Chili and Cress, you two are really gonna stay together?'

'Yes, we are,' Chili said, while Cress nodded.

Cilan looked at his brothers with disgust. 'You two are crazy!'

'We're not crazy!' Cress protested.

'Sure, you two are not crazy,' Jerry snarked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Iris, will you please carry our baby?' Chili begged. 'Cress or I could provide sperm. Then, you could use a turkey baster to impregnate yourself with the cum.'

Cilan's girlfriend refused to even consider being a surrogate for the two brothers. 'Never! I only want to carry Cilan's baby. And I will never support incest!'

'But incest is wincest,' Cress muttered, while scratching his shattered left testicle.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'It's possible to develop feelings for someone who you shouldn't be attracted to. However, you don't have to act upon those feelings. Sadly, these two brothers decided to be together. If they ever break up, their relationship as brothers will forever be tainted. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'