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Naruto was enjoying a good sleep.

Was.

"Oh Herooooooo."

"... Can... can you not..." Naruto just stopped at that as he yawned. They stopped at the koopa kingdom since it hours away from the mushroom kingdom, so that they could make a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom in a more discreet way that would not alert the kingdom that they were being infiltrated by the enemy. So, they took the Koopa Cruiser for the trip back to the Koopa Kingdom from the Beanbean Kingdom, which was slow but somewhat of a luxury for them.

It helped that they were taking a lot of Beans with them.

Chuckle Beans, Hee Beans, Hoo Beans, Woo Beans, ect. Apparently they could all be used to make really good coffee, which Naruto wanted for himself. If he was going to be plotting to take over the world, then he would need caffeine to keep his brain functioning during those long nights and early mornings. When the Dark Hero was tired, he wasn't going to be at his best.

"Can I not what... admire you... because I'm afraid I just can't do that." Bowsette stated as she leaned over the bed he was using. Jr was sleeping on the bed too, but she was just snuggled up against his chest.

Naruto sat up.

Jr slid down his body into his lap, but she still held onto his stomach region.

"Can you just... not... wake me up when I'm in the middle of a really good dream?" Naruto finished his earlier thought.

"Oh, what were you dreaming about... was it me?" Bowsette had gotten results and now owned the Beanbean kingdom. She was extremely pleased with Naruto, and wanted to spend more time with him as a princess should. She tried to be cute, but Naruto turned his head towards her.

She looked into his eyes.

"... Actually, I dreamed that I was fighting 3 midgets... and I kicked them so hard they went straight to the moon, which then rang like a gong when the midgets hit it. It was weird, but funny dream." Naruto went over his dream. It wasn't a sexy dream, or even a dream that had any deep meaning to it. It was just a strange dream where the laws of reality didn't apply anymore.

"Oh, tell me more about this dream." Bowsette was very interested in his dream.

Naruto stood up, jumping out of bed to do so.

"I told you everything I remember, but I've got enough sleep... or... did I... kind of hard to tell when the sky is always kind of dark." Naruto stated as he stared up at the black and red sky of the koopa kingdom. He was going to get to work now that he was awake. He was a Dark Hero after all, and he needed to keep leading people to victory to maintain that status as a hero.

A hero brought victory.

Bowsette put her hands on his shoulders.

"Oh, you're just so tense, how about you take your top off, and I give you a nice shoulder massage... or we could go and have the cooks make a steak breakfast for us. Just relax." Bowsette wanted to ease some of the tension that he had in his shoulders. "... Also... aren't we romantic partners... shouldn't we do something romantic once and awhile?" Bowsette was drooling on top of his head.

Her being almost 10 feet tall, and him being around the height of 5'7" really made a fell of a difference. He wished she would wear shoes that didn't add to her already insane height. It didn't help that her CHILD was around his height, and still a runt. Without shoes on she had a good 4 feet of height on him.

Hard to relax.

"... A steak breakfast sounds good."

-Cue the Romantic Music-

"Play Dire Dire Docks..."

"What is this steak even from?" Naruto asked when he had a HUGE steak put in front of him. It was cooked to a rare, so it was dripping wet. The steak alone was bigger than his torso, and it didn't seem like cow.

"T-Rex, it's a T-Rex steak that I have the koopas capture from a kingdom nearby. Why, it goes GREAT with 1-Up sauce." Bowsette stated as she took out a green bottle of mushroom sauce, and poured it right on her steak. She started to dig in then and there, picking up the steak with her hands and biting into it.

"T-Rex... because those exist in this world." Naruto was going to be the first person from his world to ever eat a T-Rex steak, so in a way it was kind of exciting. At the same time, he was a big eater... when it came to ramen. With most other foods he actually only ate just a little more than the average guy, and he wasn't looking at a bowl of ramen.

He was looking at a T-rex chunk of meat.

Naruto looked back up at Bowsette, her mouth was covered in steak sauce, and half of her steak was gone. The fabric on her belly was straining to contain the sheer bulk that was her belly expanding to fit the meat inside of it. She sighed in relief and tossed the unfinished steak out of the window.

The sounds of Chain Chomps below the window could be heard.

"That was satisfying... I could eat more before the change. Don't worry, you can throw whatever you don't want out of the window. The chomps love their table scraps. So... tell me a bit about yourself... what hobbies do you see yourself getting into?" Bowsette asked Naruto as she leaned forward in interest.

Naruto had to think about that.

He was summoned to be a Dark Hero and General to the Koopa Kingdom, as well as the romantic partner to the princess of the land. That didn't really leave a lot of time for him to think about any hobbies he wanted to pursue.

"I don't really know."

"Oh, then I know the perfect thing."

-The Perfect Thing-

The "perfect thing" was literally just holding hands and walking around a lake of fire.

"I have my koopas and goomba collecting all the things for our lovely wedding, once the Mushroom Kingdom is ours." Bowsette was so excited to finally have a willing wedding partner, which meant her single days were soon to be over.

"What is the deal with the Mushroom Kingdom?"

"It's Peach's Kingdom, which means that if I want us to be able to move on... I have to conquer it. As long as that kingdom isn't conquered, how am I suppose to move on from her... and get ready for a new life of us?" Bowsette wanted to completely put her old life as Bowser behind her now... though it isn't like she wasn't going to live her life about the same way anyway. "... also... I look a lot like Peach now... so... I mean... the world doesn't need two super, ultra, beautiful women in leadership... it just needs me." Bowsette let go of his hand and rubbed her hands together.

She sat down and dipped her feet in the lava they were next to.

Her sitting down let Naruto put his hand on her shoulder.

"Tell you what... you just get the wedding ready, and I'll... take care of Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom. I was going to surprise you with this later... but I guess I can give them to you now." Naruto sighed and opened up his suit.

Bowsette raised an eyebrow.

She jumped.

"OH! You! You!" Bowsette grabbed him by the neck and lifted him up... so that she could hug him, because he pulled the best possible gift for her out of his suit. She squeeled in excitement and just swung him around.

It was a skull.

It was a skull wearing a red hat with a mustache. How did his suit hold a skull inside of it, it was a magical suit. The skull had fallen to the ground though, because Bowsette was just so happy she had to hug him. Bowsette squeeled even higher pitched when a second skull that Naruto was pulling out of his suit hit the ground. She was so happy to squeeze the life out of him, spinning him around at high speeds. She stopped spinning, but she still didn't let him talk.

She was now too busy SHOWERING his face with kisses.

The skulls of her enemies.

Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.

"How... HOW did you do it?"

"I had some-"

"OOOOOOH! It doesn't even matter! I'm just so happy I picked you my Dark Hero! My lovely, handsome, super awesome hero!" Bowsette didn't even listen to his explanation on how he had it done.

How did he do it?

Naruto had Kamek surround the Mario house with Dry Bones to keep them inside, before Kamek was ordered to magically levitate hot lava and drop it onto the house. Despite turning the Mario Brothers into skeletons, their hats and mustaches still remained intact. That was some very durable facial hair. He was kind of sad that she wasn't interested in hearing why he was sure his plan would work, and how it did work. The gift wasn't even done yet, and she was freaking out in joy.

Naruto was let go of.

"Oooooooh... I can't hold it in anymore! Once we have the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm going to take some Stars... and gave them forged into our wedding rings. Come on, I'm so excited! Oh, lets get back to the castle. I'm going to gather all of the koopa, and we're going to celebrate!" Bowsette pulled him with her by the hand.

Mario and Luigi were dead.

That was enough cause for them to throw a HUGE party.

Chapter End!
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