Chapter 1: The start of the war
Hey guys/girls/others. It's finally time for an adaptation of Infinity War and Endgame. It's not going to be as long as the movie, but (spoiler alert) it will end on a cliffhanger. I'm also going to be including characters from Sly Cooper and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (since I love these franchises so I need to do a story about them). Anyways, I'm gonna throw out the usual disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own the smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own Transformers, My Little Pony or their characters, they are owned by Hasbro. South Park and its characters are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Any other characters that are copyrighted are owned by their respective creators and owners. I only own Hector and Emily because they are my OCs. I also do not own the song or lyrics featured in this chapter. If the song is a parody I don't own the song it's based on. Anyways, enjoy.
Spider-Man made his way to the helicarrier, where he met up with the other avengers. "What's the emergency Derpy? You're not out of muffins again, are you?" asked Spider-Man.
"No, it's worse than that. Megatron, the sworn enemy of the Autobots, is coming to earth," said Derpy, causing the Avengers to gasp. "We've sent Applejack and Hulk to track down a weapon of Asgard that is powerful enough to kill Megatron. As for the rest of the Decepticons, we are searching for an army big and strong enough to fight them, any suggestions?"
Suddenly, Hulk fell from the skylight, followed by him transforming back into Eric Cartman. "Megatron is coming!" said Cartman, slightly out of breath. He then put on a shirt and new spandex pants, as he sat down.
"What the hell happened to you?" said Deadpool. "You look like you got bitten by a radioactive Shar-Pei."
"I was in a fight with Megatron, and he took Applejack's geode," said Eric Cartman. "He's got this thing called the infinity gauntlet, and he's going to take the geodes to power it up."
"Well, thanks for the exposition. But he'll have a pretty tough time getting the other geodes, besides he doesn't even know if they're on earth," said Spider-Man. Right on cue, an alert went off on the S.H.I.E.L.D. computer. "Me and my bigass mouth."
"Shit! He's close by! We need all hands on deck! Does anyone know someone who can defend themselves?" asked Derpy, to which Spider-Man raised his hand. "Yeah, Spidey?"
"I know a gang in Paris that could help, as well as a group of friends in New York who have ninja weapons," said Spider-Man. Everyone gave him the wtf look. "What? I used to be a thief and I have some ninja training."
"Well, do you think you can take us to the gang in Paris?" said Spider-Girl, who was really Apple Bloom.
"Sure, I miss the old Cooper gang anyway," said Spider-Man. "Jarvis, set a course for Paris, France."
"Right away Spider-Man," said Jarvis, as he flew the helicarrier to Paris.
Once the helicarrier arrived in Paris, Spider-Man and Spider-Girl web swang all over Paris until they found Spidey's old Hideout. "I know you're Sly. Show yourself," said Spider-Man, as he lifted his mask up. "I brought cookies, like back in your orphanage days." He held up a cookie jar.
Suddenly, an anthropomorphic raccoon entered the room. He had a blue shirt, blue hat, yellow gloves, and blue boots. He was carrying a large hook in his hand. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Hector Parker, my old protégé. It's good to see you again," said the raccoon. "And who is this lovely replacement for Emily?"
"This is my girlfriend, Apple Bloom," said Hector. He then faced his girlfriend. "Babe, this is my thieving mentor, Sly Cooper."
"Nice to meet you," said Apple Bloom, as she shook Sly's hand. "To be honest, I was kinda expecting a human."
"I know, but let's just say that not all anthropomorphic animals are mutated," said Sly. "So, what brings you to this part of Paris?"
"We're here to recruit you. The world is at stake, and we need all the help we can get. So, are you and the gang in?" said Hector.
"I'm in," said Sly, as he called the rest of the Cooper gang. After a few minutes, Bentley and Murray entered the hideout. "Apple Bloom, meet Bentley and Murray. Guys, this is Hector's new girlfriend, Apple Bloom."
"Pleased to meet ya," said Apple Bloom.
"Thank you. I already like her better than Emily," said Bentley.
"So what's the world threatening situation?" asked Murray.
"An evil race of robot aliens are going to invade earth, and we need all the help we can get," said Hector. "We need all the help that we can get. So, are you willing to save the world?"
"Count me in," said Bentley.
"The Murray is ready to save the world," said Murray.
"Great, let's get onto the helicarrier, we still gotta pick up some friends of mine from New York," said Hector, as they all got onto the helicarrier.
New York City…
Once in New York City, Hector and Apple Bloom searched the sewers for Hector's ninja friends. "Remind me again why your friends live in the sewers," said Apple Bloom.
"They're mutants that are not so understood by society, so they live in the sewers and learn ninjutsu to protect themselves," said Hector. Once they reached the door to the sewer hideout, Hector knocked on the door.
"What's the password, dude?" said a mysterious figure, who Apple Bloom assumed was a teenager based on the type of voice it was.
"Cowabunga," said Hector. The door opened, to reveal a teenager who looked like an anthropomorphic turtle. "It's good to see you again, Mikey."
"Nice to see you too. And who is this lovely lady?" said Mikey, causing Apple Bloom to blush.
"This is my girlfriend, Apple Bloom. And yes, I broke up with Emily," said Hector. "So, where's Leo, Donnie and Raph?"
"Right here," said Leo, as he and the rest of the turtles entered the room.
"Wow, four walking, talking turtles," said Apple Bloom. "Do they have parents?"
"We have Master Splinter, he's practically our father," said Donnie. Right on que, Master Splinter, who was a human turned rat named Hamato Yoshi, entered the room.
"Master Splinter, it is an honor to see you again," said Hector. "I came with a message from the Avengers."
"Yeah, and I'm King Kong," said Raph, sarcastically.
"What is the message you bring to us?" asked Master Splinter.
"The earth is about to be invaded by decepticons, and we need all the help we can get," said Hector.
"Hold up! You want us, four mutant turtles and a rat, to risk being seen by the world and killed in battle just for the hell of it… we're in!" said Leo. He then faced Splinter. "Can we?"
"Very well, my sons," said Splinter, causing the turtles to celebrate. "But be careful, the world is a very dangerous place."
"Don't worry, they're in good hands," said Apple Bloom. "Now, let's go save the world.
Just a heads up, the turtles will have their designs and personalities from Mutant Mayhem, while Splinter will have his design and personality from the 2012 series. Anyways, I'll see you in the next chapter.
