Brains

By Bashfulglowfly

Sasuke Uchiha stared at his best friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who was happily licking his ice cream cone.

"Naruto…"

"Yes?"

"Did you just blow on your ice cream?"

"Huh?" Naruto looked at Sasuke. Clearly dumbfounded.

Sasuke didn't know why Naruto was dumbfounded. He should be the dumbfounded one since he just witnessed an idiot blow on his ice cream.

"You blew on your ice cream."

"I did?"

"Yes. And I want to know the reason why." Sasuke felt something cold trickle onto his hand and realized that his ice cream was starting to melt. He quickly licked the melting parts of his own ice cream cone.

"Um…brain freeze?"

"You hadn't had any yet. Idiot."

"Brain malfunction?"

"Well, you are you."

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shower first."

Naruto squawked with offense and began waving his hand in Sasuke's face.

The hand that was holding his ice cream cone.

The two young men stared at the lump of ice cream that was rapidly melting on the sidewalk.

"Moron." Sasuke's word was soft and affectionate. He took the empty waffle cone from Naruto's hand and gave the blond his own cone. "Let's go home and I'll let you kiss my ass."