All's Fair in Oven War Part 2 Marge's exotic and delicious recipes get her on a cookery competition where she learns the other competitors play dirty to win so she feels she has to but Lisa over hears and puts Marge in a dialemma cheat to win or take part honestly and win back her daughter's heart. Meanwhile Homer accidentally angers food mascots and hilarity insuea. And guest starring Tress MacNielle as Timmy Thomas. He has Timmy Thomas disease.

Plot

Marge was in her fancy new kitchen from All's Fair Part 1 cooking something for the kids to try.

"Kids I made hotdogs! With a twist!" said Marge.

"What a tweeeeeest!" said M Night Shamylan.

Marge sweat dropped.

Bart, Lisa Hugo and Maggie came in. With Hugo running about on his hands and feet like a dog and Maggie tripping and face planting because she's a baby and can't walk properly yet.

Bart, Lisa, Hugo and Maggie tried the hotdogs.

"These are sweet! The ketchup is strawberry sauce, the mustard is custard, the hotdog is sweetened tofu!" said Lisa.

"Yes they're hotdogs for dessert!" said Marge.

"That is awesome! Wow! Mom with your new kitchen your food has been awesome!" said Bart.

"Why thank you dear!" said Marge.

Hugo was eating quickly, noisily and rudely in a beastly manner. He then belched.

"Mom you should join a cookery show! In fact they're doing one for the new face of Oven fresh!" said Lisa.

"Hmmmmm! Me in a cookery contest... Okay! I'll do it!" said Marge.

Homer looked at the new kitchen and wept. "All that money..." he cried.

Marge sighed.

Hugo jabbered in gibberish and growled in a beastly manner.

"Yes Hugo..." Marge sighed.

In canon the episode started with them watching Black Dracula and Blacula.

"You dummy! Dracula don't want a hockey ring!"

"Or a honkey ring..." said Blacula.

"Black Dracula is now a congressman from Virginia." said Homer.

Oscar laughed.

Outside Congress.

"Yo! This is fresh Grampa! Groovy!" said Irwin Dracula.

"Quiet Dummy! I am speaking to the American people!" said Grim Adventures Dracula.

...

Meanwhile Homer got a call from a sports star. Warren Sapp.

Warren Sapp arrived in a suit.

He saw his embarrassing video in All's Fair in Oven War and wanted to buy the rights to that dance along with any other Homer had.

"Ooooooh! I suppose you'll want to see me dance..." Homer groaned. "Hunka chunka...(incoherent groaning as he does his silly dance with the sunglasses squid."

"No please Homer." said Warren Sapp.

To put it simply he wanted Homer to coach him on Showboating.

"Doo be doo be do loser! Don't forget to enjoy the view sir!" Homer showboats and pulls down his pants presenting his butt to the famous sports star and football player.

"View sir. Then show ass." said the football player.

Lisa came in while Homer was mooning to demonstrate a form of showboating.

"Lisa your probably wondering why daddy is off work mooning a professional football player." Homer said pulling up his underwear and trousers.

"No not really." said Lisa.

"Well Daddy is making a mint teaching sport stars showboating!"

"But Dad! Showboating is so rude and unsportsmanlike! It ruins the game for everyone!" said Lisa.

"No it doesn't! Look at this funny video my new friend the football player made!" said Homer.

The football player who came over to buy Homer's dance had another victory display. He pulled up the lawn of the pitch and went to sleep under it like it was a blanket. Cooked the football on a mini barbecue and dressed as a beaver and gnawed the goal with giant novelty buck teeth.

Lisa sighed at this display.

Elsewhere they brought back Dr Who. British nerds rejoice!

Oscar squeed while running to the living room holding a burrito and a cartoon of drink.

Bart groaned. "You had to give him international cable Hugo..."

Doctor Who was playing from the living room.

"Oh and why is Warren Sapp here?" Oscar asked while watching the new Doctor Who.

"I am teaching him showboating shenanigans." said Homer.

"Oh god! it's so nerdy!" Bart cried averting his eyes from the TV which had Doctor who on it at that moment.

Oscar hushed him.

...

Marge was at the shops buying Oven fresh goods. She pondered what would happen if she didn't join the competition. The Oven fresh mascot turned into her.

"Come on Marge! You need to win this! Otherwise who knows who's face they'd put on this bag of flour?" said the imaginary Marge. Suddenly her face turned into Adolf Hitler!

"Yikes! That went south rather quickly!" Marge gulped.

She went home and made her famous green wasabi buffalo wings.

Elsewhere Hitler returned from the dead and decided to join the Ovenfresh cooking competition too.

Jurkle was deeply concerned. Uh he's Jewish.

Sunday after events of All's Fair in Oven War part one. Marge was angry with the church's homophobia so they all left Christianity. Lisa already left in season 13.

The Simpsons slept in.

"Wake up you lazy heathens!" Ned angrily knocked on their door.

"Take a hike homophobe! You're teaching my sons a bad lesson of bigotry!" Marge yelled.

"Marge!" Homer snapped season one style. "I don't want the boys to grow up queer! But um while Ned's hostility to Julio is from religion. I'm just concerned by Bart's masculinity or lack of. Like a greasy vest wearing incel."

Elsewhere M Knight Shalamylandingdong wrote stupid films. Like Signs where Tom Cruise, a looney who actually believes we came from aliens encounters aliens that melt and die in contact with water. Yeah Oz knows exactly where we're going with this...

"Praise Xenu!" Tom cruise prayed to Xenu.

"You accursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Meltiiiiiiing! Oh what a small insignificant world! Who thought a young earthling could destroy us!" The aliens quoted the Wicked Witch of the West while melting because the little girl in the film poured water all over them.

Bart winced exasperated.

Tom Cruise was in War of the Worlds..." said Hugo.

"Yeah but he thinks every movie alien is Xenu..." said Oscar.

The dad in the film is Mel Gibson.

"Sieg Heil!" Mel did the Nazi salute.

"Yeah that's exactly why I replaced him with Tom Cruise..." Oscar snapped.

"If this is about Tom Cruise being a scientologist, Bart's one too... aren't ya, Froot Loop?" Hugo smirked.

Bart seethed. "Enough about my voice actor being a scientologist!"

...

Meanwhile Homer was coaching football players showboating but he was obsessed with getting them to beat up a leprechaun mascot he hated. "And stamp on his stupid Irish neck with your cleats!"

The Treehouse of Horror XII leprechaun glared at Homer.

"Uh Homer. I happen to know the woman in that costume. She's a mother to three." said Homer's new friend. Warren Sapp.

However a nurse arrived. "This is Timmy Thomas. He has Timmy Thomas disease." She introduced a small boy in a wheelchair.

"Can you do an obnoxious enzo dance and beat up that leprechaun? (Timmy coughs an exaggerated cough) Pweeeeeeaaaaasseee?" He has a cute Tress MacNielle voice!

"D'aaaaaawwwwww! He's so cute! I want to hug him!" Oscar cooed.

"Do that, and you'll kill him." said the nurse. "His immune system is compromised."

Homer's friend the football player knocked over the leprechaun mascot.

Oscar winced in pain feeling sorry for the mascot.

"Yaaaaaay!" Timmy Thomas cheered.

Elsewhere Yugi Muto retired as the King of games. Well he had to as his imaginary friend who helps him cheat at Yugioh had finished his earthly loose ends ie found out his real name was Atem and could move on to the afterlife. Like the ending of Ghost where Patrick Swayze goes to heaven.

"Please don't go!" Yugi cried.

"Remember Yugi, I'll always be right here..." said Atem. He did the ET finger pointing at Elliot's heart thing...

"That's from E.T..." Joey groaned.

Atem went to Ancient Egyptian heaven in a beam of light. Well first he must travel there with Anubis guiding him. Then he must have his heart weighed against the feather of Maat. If it's too heavy Ammit will eat him.

"Narrator where are you going with this..." Bart sighed.

"Well now Yugi no longer has his imaginary friend and their story is over. A new hero arrived..." said Oscar.

Jaden Yuki...

"Oh Ra! You have a live kuriboh on your head!" Yugi yelled.

"That's my hair..." said Jaden.

...

Marge made some wasabi chicken wings. They were green!

Oscar winced at them being putrid green.

"Those look delicious mom! But er unfortunately none of us can handle spicy food..." said Bart.

"Bart they're snot green..." Oscar winced.

"That's okay sweetie, Oscar's fire breathing friend will have them!" said Marge. Flame greedily ate the wings leaving only their bones. He then burped up fire.

With some praise from Flame Marge decided to enter her dessert dogs and wasabi wings.

"And mustard pies!" Flame insisted.

"Flame not everyone likes spicy food..." Oscar groaned.

However when she got to the competition she soon found out that the contestants were ruthless and would do anything to win. She got annoyed when Agnes ruined her dessert dogs by burning them.

"Marge you're too soft for this competition." said Agnes.

A guy with glasses put lots of salt in another contestant's dish. Soup possibly.

Marge needed some time after the preliminaries with Homer.

"We could be with the greats such as Ms Butterworth!" said Homer he had a day dream they were invited to a fancy dinner where they saw the Pringles man, the Twinkie kid, the Keebler elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop and many more mascots.

"Look! The Pringles Guy! The Keebler elves! Snap crackle and Pop!" Homer gasped.

Because Matt was worried he might get sued for referencing something... He renamed them Snip, Crinkle and Poof.

Oscar in Honer's imaginary scene laughed hysterically. "Hehehe! Poof..."

"Come ere you!" Homer hugged the twinkle kid.

"Oh! Easy there fella!" said the Twinkie kid. However Homer squeezed him too hard and killed him!

"You killed him!" said the pringles man.

"He was my world!" A Keebler elf cried.

The mascots got angry with Homer. "Blood for cream! Blood for cream! Blood for cream!" They chanted.

The day dream ended with Homer still chanting.

"Blood for cream! Blood for cream! Blood for cream!" Homer chanted.

Marge sighed.

"What the hell is going on in that scene!" Bart yelled.

"Your dad's amusing imagination..." Oscar chuckled.

...

Oscar was at the hospital visiting Timmy Thomas because he thought he was cute. Timmy's Ward was decorated with childish art of cartoon animals. With big shiny noses!

However the nurse had to help Timmy with something. "Timmy needs his diaper changed, you'll have to wait outside."

Okay now he's cute! Thought Oscar.

He went to another ward where Gil was lying in bed and decided to squirt the interferon everywhere. Like Homer did in the canon version of Santa's Slay (Little Big Mom).

"Don't waste that!" Dr Hibbert yelled.

...

The Simpsons were watching Blacula and black Dracula again when Bart came in eating some cookies.

The black vampires were at a disco dancing.

"Dracula, Blacula... we're shutting down this disco and turning it into an ice hockey rink." said a governor.

"You mean a honkey rink!" said Blacula dressed as a pimp.

"Dracula not got time for that! Dummy!" said Red Foxx Dracula.

The vampires hissed and the Governor screamed as they attacked him.

"Bart where did you get those cookies?" Marge asked.

"Mrs Lovejoy is giving them away at a bake sale." said Bart. "Mmmm! Chocolate chip..."

"A bake sale? And I'm not there?! We'll just see about that!" said Marge. She went off to the kitchen and furiously baked something. Eventually she had a cake and was giving away slices.

Helen frowned at her.

Plot 2

Meanwhile Oscar took Timmy Thomas to see the curious bear cub via the radioactive super remote. The curious bear cub towered over them.

Hi gween bear cub!" said Timmy in a cute voice.

The green bear cub thought he was adorable and picked him up and hugged him.

"D'aaaaaaaawwww! Well you're a lot less annoying then that kid that kept calling me Beary and honking my nose and getting his hands stuck in my snot." said the curious bear cub hugging Timmy.

Then he started sniffing Timmy's diaper. Timmy grimaced as the green bear sniffed him with its green shiny nose.

Oscar winced as he watched the giant green bear cub sniff Timmy.

Meanwhile Marge went to the next round of the cooking competition but the contestants were even more nasty towards each other openingly sabotaging each other's entries. Marge decided to get them back. She poisoned everyone's entries with baby ear medicine. She cackled evilly like she did in Treehouse of Horror VIII.

However Lisa was spying from a keyhole. She gasped in horror that Marge would stoop that low. Then she looked at her face and saw that she got grey paint around her eye because the door had a sign reading "warning! Wet Paint!" Lisa gasped again.

She tried to warn Dad but he was daydreaming about food mascots again. "Blood for cream! Blood for cream! Blood for cream!" He repeated.

Lisa sighed.

She tried to tell Mr Flanders it would cost her integrity as an honest woman and her soul. But he laughed evilly and turned into devil Ned.

"Her soul huh? How Dee diddly ightful!"

"Mr Flanders you can't have her soul..." Lisa sighed.

Then she tried to tell Bart but he liked the idea of Marge sabotaging other entries. "Cooooooool! I love sabotaging! Remember when I replaced Alison's book project with an actual cow heart?"

"Yes! Skinner really yelled at her!" Lisa yelled annoyed at Bart.

However they were both insistent on their causes. Lisa trying to get Mom to see the error of her ways. And Bart sabotaging other entries.

"Dad please say something!" Lisa whined.

"Okay, bananas. That was something." said Homer.

"No I meant to Mom and Bart sabotaging the other entry dishes! It's wrong!" said Lisa.

"But Mommy is winning though!" said Homer.

"Oh she'll win alright..." said Lisa. Homer looked excited. "But it will cost her her soul..." said Lisa.

"But she'll still win right?" Homer was worried.

"Yes but it will cost her her soul..." said Lisa.

"Ooooooooh! Why do you always have to put a damp blanket on things! Spoil sport!" Homer whined.

Lisa sighed.

Bart went on the show as Marge's assistant. However he was actually helping by sabotaging the other entries. He ruined three soups by adding too much salt to one, too much pepper to another and smelly old socks to another. Unfortunately the socks were too obvious so that entrant surrendered rather than went on with a ruined dish.

He didn't bother with Brandine's because it was so disgusting he couldn't fathom why she was in the cooking competition. She was trying to serve roadkill. A squashed raccoon to be precise.

At home Bart and Lisa weren't speaking at dinner over Marge. And Homer bought around various sport stars who wanted his help giving them ideas for showboating.

"Give is a minute folks, I have to take this call" said Homer taking a phone call.

A basketball player needed Homer's help as the crowd found his obnoxious dancing boring.

"Homer, this is Magic Johnson." said Magic Johnson.

"Magic Johnson!" Homer yelled delighted.

"I need your help Homer. The fans hate my dancing!" said Magic Johnson. He was doing a dance with his legs but his fans were booing and jeering.

"Okay Magic, here's what you do..." said Homer,

Oscar was feeding Timmy Thomas like he was a baby.

"Here's the choo choo train..." said Oscar playfully as he fed Timmy a spoonful of vegetables.

"Oscar he's not a baby! He just disabled!" said Marge.

"But he likes it!" said Oscar. "Who's a big baby? You are! Yes you are!" He teased Timmy while squeezing his cheeks.

The nurse arrived and took Timmy away in his wheelchair with a huff.

Then Yao threw a salad bowl and a basketball player caught it while hanging from the chandelier and tore it from the ceiling.

"Coooool!" said Oscar.

"Homer! These people are making a mess! They'll have to go!" Marge yelled.

"I think it's cool! Even Milhouse is here to see all the sports stars!" said Bart

Milhouse arrived. "Michelle Kwan!?"

"Milhouse you remind me of a young Dorothy Hamill." said Kwan.

"I didn't know you could talk?!" Milhouse gasped.

Bart sighed.

"Hmmmmm! Well can you guys please at least help out with cleaning the dishes?" Marge asked.

Yao spoke in Chinese/Japanese.

"Hey! I read you speak perfect English!" Lisa told him.

"Quiet girl I'm getting a good deal..." said Yao.

...

Homer's new friends took his advice and did various unsportsmanlike things. For example Michelle Kwan angry at getting a lower score from a judge than the perfect tens the others scored her flew at him yelling "Beware the wrath of Kwan!" And scratched him with her ice skates so his shirt read in blood "10.0"

Bart was coaching Marge.

"Just be thankful the judges didn't like Ralph's crayon and thumbtack sandwich." said Bart. Ralph was eliminated at the preliminaries for trying to submit a crayon sandwich.

Ralph was crying.

"Now Ralphie, I liked your crayon sandwich!" said Chief Wiggum comforting him.

"You only took pretend bites!" Ralph whined.

Chief Wiggum sighed and took an actual bite of the crayon sandwich and chewed it. Disliking the taste. "This is actually very good!" Wiggum lied.

"You can really taste the thumbtacks!" said Ralph.

"Uh oh." said Wiggum.

Yeah but they also rejected my play doh spaghetti." said Oscar presenting a plate of blue play doh spaghetti. "And it's non toxic."

"Oz..." Bart sighed.

Homer was watching the tennis. Serena Williams threw a tantrum at the umpire demanding he recount.

"I don't remember coaching Serena Williams!" said Homer.

"You didn't Dad. She's just throwing a tantrum..." said Lisa.

"What a sad, sad woman..." said Homer.

Oscar answers the door because it rang. At the door were food mascots like the Pringle's man, the Twinkie kid, the Keebler elves and the Rice Krispy elves.

They were looking very threatening.

Oscar screamed and slammed the door on them. They bursted in.

"Blood for cream! Blood for cream!" They chanted as they chased Oscar.

Lisa sighed and rolled her eyes when she saw this.

She later found Oscar disheveled and bruised.

"What did you do now Oz..." Lisa sighed.

"I pushed over one of the Keebler elves... it's just so tempting..." said Oscar.

Lisa sighed.

...

In the next round Marge sabotaged Gil's dish. Two contestants were fighting and ruining each other's dishes and a chef dropped a pie. Bart laughed at this.

Then Brandine was somehow still competing despite serving road kill etc. Her last dish was a road kill of a squashed raccoon. This round she served a live pig, fed him booze until he barfed all over the plate and served candy canes with him.

"Ugh..." said Bart.

"That reminds me of the time I tried to serve myself piranha for dinner and my cat Fluffball puked over it." said Oscar.

"I'm sure that was from Crapston Villa..." said Bart.

"Nope I did the piranha dinner too." said Oscar.

Oscar served a still live and snapping piranha and cut it up so it bled to death. However while his back was turned his white and tabby and tortoise shell mix cat with fluffy fur vomited on it.

"That's a nice sauce you added Teddy." said Oscar.

"Uh..." Teddy tried to explain it was cat vomit...

"Anyway Ned's making another violent bible movie! Wanna see?" Oscar asked.

"Cooooool! What is it?" Bart asked.

"Sodom and Gomorrah: Extinction!" said Oscar.

"Cooooool!" said Bart.

...

Lisa held a seminar on good sportsmanship and tried to appeal to her parents conscience to play fair in competitions.

"Sorry sweetie but the little shoulder angels are dead." said Homer.

Lisa sighed.

"Mom if you get caught you'll be kicked out of the competition!" Lisa explained,

"Nope. The judges are more bent than Uri Gellar's collection of tea spoons." said Oscar. The judges were turning a blind eye to the shenanigans of the contestants.

Bart laughed. "Bent as Uri Gellar's spoons... That's a good one!" He's a psychic.

"Mom please!" Lisa whined.

"The other competitors are doing it!" Marge said whining like she was a little girl again.

"Mom, if they all stuck their heads in their ovens, would you do it?!" Lisa sighed.

"Don't use my parenting methods on me, dear!" Marge replied.

Homer was then invited to do a big sports show but was strangely nice to Ned this episode and asked him to put on a religious show. Ned made it about Noah's ark.

"Now Homer, we need two of every animal. One Male, one female." said Ned.

"Up yours bigot!" Oscar snapped inviting loads of gay men and ducks and gay elephants on the ark.

Lightning struck.

"Cool your jets sky bigot..." said Oscar.

...

At the cookery competition Brandine boiled a possum in a pot.

"Dubya, if we win, we'll be able to eat city folk food!" said Brandine.

Oscar sabotaged people's dishes. He knocked pies from one chef on the floor.

Bart ruined three soups. Putting salt in one, pepper in another and smelly socks in the last one.

Ace the vampire kid who was friends with Oscar was making a weird dessert. Broccoli and custard with kippers.

Bart made a disgusted face and left him alone as his dish was gross anyway. This is all a reference to a short story where kids at school in a cookery competition try to sabotage this kid's dishes but end up sabotaging each other's. Eventually they just decide to take part properly in the dessert stage and the kid they were trying to sabotage screwed up at dessert anyway because he has a weird taste in what he thinks is dessert.

...

Like in the Lord of the Fries tetralogy Bart found some of his Dad's Playdudes and was inspired to open up his treehouse casino/nightclub again...

Bart rang up Milhouse.

"Milhouse, wear something a gentleman wears in the evening like a dressing gown or sweater with a cravat. Oh just wear a white under shirt and pull up the turtleneck and pretend it's a cravat..." said Bart. "I'm opening the treehouse casino up again."

Milhouse came over in a dorky blue v neck sweater with a white turtleneck shirt underneath pulled up to pretend it was a cravat. Or he was dressed like Prince Harry or something.

Bart was in his dressing gown holding his bubble pipe.

They read Playdudes in the treehouse.

"Let the blossoming of Milhouse begin." said Milhouse.

Oscar threw pettles over him from a small basket.

"Oz don't throw pettles." Bart sighed.

"I gotta be honest. I don't see what all the hubbub is about." said Bart not screaming at the sight of nude women and borrowing one of Oscar's machine guns to shoot the magazine.

"Hey. The lady in this picture is hot. She can calamine my hives anytime." said Milhouse moaning aroused, Eeeeeeeew!

"Eeeeeeeew! Milhouse..." Bart groaned.

"Oh shoot! Oz you're not going to tattle on us for having nudie mags are you?" Bart whined.

"No of course not!" saud Oscar. "But I want you to do me a favour."

"Like what?" Bart asked.

"You don't get to tell me off for reading explicit hentai mangas from now on..." said Oscar.

"Okay fine..." said Bart.

Bart and Milhouse read Playdudes.

Oscar read a Hentai manga called "Japanese School Girl tentacle monster issue XXVII." He moaned aroused while reading it.

Plot 3

Meanwhile Marge cooked more delicious food. Apart from when she made her Cheetos and root beer spaghetti.

"But my kids love my Cheetos and Root Beer spaghetti!" Marge sighed.

"Binging with Babish hated it..." Oscar explained.

"Oh yeah like a YouTube star knows how to cook Oz..." Lisa snarked.

"Yeah because he has a million dollar kitchen and knowledge in food science like making foams..." said Oscar.

And Homer had more sports stars round, he was teaching then showboating.

"Serena. I clearly don't need to teach you anything. You're already unsportsmanlike or should I say unsportswomanlike..." said Homer.

"Off with your head!" King Richard Dove Williams dressed as a king yelled.

Homer screamed.

"View sir... and show ass..." said Warren Sapp making notes.

"Beware the wrath of Kwan!" Michell Kwan was reading a script.

"Yes that's it Michell! Then flying kick at that snooty French judge!" said Homer.

"Daaaaad!" Lisa whined.

"Yes sweetie?" Homer asked.

"Dad stop teaching these sports stars to act like playground bullies..." Lisa whined.

"Go to your room!" Homer sent her to her room.

...

Lisa went to her room in a fuming manner ranting and muttering. She sat at her desk and write in her diary about how she was concerned about Mom's cheating and sabotaging and Dad showboating.

Hugo did nothing in particular this arc. Sorry Hugey.

The sports stars were in the living room chatting. Ie Yao, Michelle Kwan, Magic Johnson etc.

"You remind me of a young Dorothy Hamill." said Michelle Kwan.

Dorothy Hamill, no relation to Mark Hamill, was figure skating on Lake Placid when a giant super crocodile ate her!

"Narrator no!" Bart groaned.

Oscar laughed.

...

"The grownups in this magazine are pretty cool." said Oscar looking at a fold out/Double page inside a Playdude... Dirty boy!

"I could make the tree house look like this." said Bart.

"Then we could have orgies, whatever they are." said Milhouse.

Bart winced horrified in Milhouse. "No we're not having orgies!"

"Hmm. "I'm not wearing any clothes, "so why don't I just splay myself on a pool table?"" said Oscar looking at a full double page fold out of a naked lady lying on a pool table...

In the kitchen.

"Hi diddly ho!" said Ned outside.

"Hi Ned!" said Marge.

"You know, I was gonna enter this here Ovenfresh Bakeoff. But up against you, I wouldn't have a Hindu's chance in heaven." said Ned.

"Stop that you racist!" Apu yelled.

"Okay they can be in heaven with their multiple gods! Geez!" Ned sighed.

In Bart's treehouse one evening he hired the school band.

(Jazz music playing.)

"So, when do they start singing?" Milhouse asked.

"Well, the Playdude Advisor says this music will get a stewardess to give you a layover." Bart meant the sexual meaning...

"I hope it's in Omaha. My grammy lives there." said Milhouse meaning the actual meaning. To sleep for a night in a mid flight location before taked the remaining flight to where you're booked for your vacation.

"Milhouse stop saying stupid things!" Bart snapped.

In canon Marge called them down to try something she cooked. Probably dessert dogs or wasabi wings.

Bart decided the dish should be canapés for tonight's events in the treehouse.

Marge glanced and frowned because Bart was wearing his dressing gown over his clothes again.

I really wish he wouldn't idolise Hugh Hefner... She sighed.

Bart called round Nelson, Lewis, Richard ets. Ralph turned up for some reason...

"Ha-ha! Bart looks different today." Nelson laughed.

"Aw, Nelson, your debonair wit reminds me of a young Mort Sahl." said Bart blowing his bubble pipe. Bubbles flew out.

Nelson punched him the gut.

"Guh!" Bart grunted in pain. "Listen up, ring-a-ding-dingers. I'm throwing a little sip 'n' quip at the Playdude Tree House. Saturday night at the top of the ladder. Be there or be square."

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

"I want to be a triangle." said Ralph. Hehehe!

Oscar laughed.

"You're not invited." Bart said frowning at Ralph.

...

(Jazz music)

In Bart's treehouse party casino.

"Nelson why are you only in your underwear?" Bart winced.

"I dunno." said Nelson.

"Bart who's that grown up?" Milhouse asked.

"Oh that's James Caan." said Bart as James Caan was there. "Playdude says you can't have a party without James Caan."

"Caaaaaaaaaaan!" Oscar yelled Khaaaaaaan!

Bart winced.

Then he frowned because Ralph was at the party dressed as a big green triangle.

"Oz did you invite Ralph and dress him up as a triangle?" Bart scolded Oscar.

"Yes." Oscar smirked.

"Oz one that's stupid. Two send him home. If he sees something PG or higher. Which will definitely be happening here tonight. He'll tell his dad and I'll get in big trouble. Like last time with that dictionary."

"Also Milhouse why the heck are you dressed as Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club?!" Bart yelled as Milhouse's evening party clothes were a Sergeant Pepper Beatles costume.