'''The Pox!''' Maggie gets chicken pox! Marge finds Homer never got it as a child and that it's dangerous to get as an adult. So the entire town gets the kids to attend Maggie's Pox Party to give them chicken pox early while they're still young. Bart is about to discover this shocking conspiracy.
== Plot ==
The Simpsons were at church. Lovejoy asked for everyone to pray quietly. However someone was scratching. That someone was Maggie. She then scratched herself with a bible.
"No Maggie! That's not what you do with a bible!" Marge gasped. Homer was flossing his teeth with the ribbon of a another. "Homer!" Marge was cross.
"What? I didn't floss this morning!" said Homer.
Maggie was still scratching.
"Hmmmmm! I need to take her to Dr Hibbert but I don't see the Hibberts anywhere!" Marge looked about.
"Um the Hibberts attend the more boisterous house of worship now..." said Lovejoy.
"And mad man Hibbert is not a licensed doctor!" Hugo frowned at Marge.
"He has a warm sympathetic tone! When was the last time Dr Payne gave you a lollipop?" Marge argued.
"He says they're bad for my teeth." said Hugo.
The Simpsons went to a nearby gospel church. Everyone inside was black and rejoicing with singing and clapping.
"Cooool! Black God rules!" Bart cheered.
Marge went to see Dr Hibbert.
"Um sorry for interrupting your rejoicing Hibbert but Maggie is awfully Itchy! Can you examine her?" Marge asked.
"Certainly Marge!" Hibbert took a long look at Maggie. "Oh my! Maggie seems to have the early signs of chicken pox! Amen!"
Everyone cheered.
"I'll just prescribe her some camomile lotion. The scabbing will heal!" said Hibbert.
"The scabbing will heal!" said everyone rejoicing.
"See Hugo..." Marge said Smugly.
"Um what was it that Hibbert suggested when Maggie turned out to be a tentacle squid alien fathered by Kang? Fire! And lots of it?" Hugo retorted.
Marge grumbled. "He's not accustomed to dealing with evil twins or tentacle monsters..." Marge sighed.
Then Homer had leg cramp or pins and needles.
"Praise the lord! I've been healed!" Homer cried with joy. Everyone looked at him. "What? I had leg cramp."
...
At Home Marge was administering the camomile lotion to Maggie's skin to stop her scratching. However she kept scratching so Marge made her wear oven gloves to stop her.
"Now no itching Maggie." said Marge. However Maggie grabbed a pineapple and scratched herself with it.
"No!" Marge confiscated the pineapple.
Maggie then scratched herself with a cheese grater.
"No!" Marge was even more horrified and confiscated the cheese grater.
"Here, play with your teddy bear." said Marge giving Maggie a teddy bear.
However Maggie tore off the head of the teddy bear revealing a metal spike in its neck and scratched herself with it.
"Oh sugar booger!" Marge sighed.
Homer came in.
"I'll see to our little darling!" said Homer.
Marge gasped and took Maggie from him. "Homer no! You've never had chicken pox!"
"Yeah and you did. Dad always kept me in doors!" said Homer.
"The Pox is an evil plague!" said Grampa Simpson in a creepy moan. Marge and Homer sighed at his stupidity.
"Look I'm just saying that it's very dangerous to get chicken pox as an adult! You could end up sterile!" said Marge.
"Oh come on Marge! As if I want more kids...!" Homer groaned.
"I might!" said Marge.
Homer screamed.
"Coooool! A baby brother! Finally!" Bart cheered.
"Or a sister!" Lisa retorted.
"Kids it's just an if!" Marge explained.
Elsewhere other cartoons did the "Chicken Pox" episode.
In Rugrats Chuckie had the chicken pox.
Chaz gave him a camomile bath to sooth the itching.
The babies came up with crazy conspiracy theories while Chuckie changed his voice because Nancy now voices him.
"Eat My shorts Tommy!" said Chuckie.
"Enough!" Bart yelled at Oscar in his room typing up the episode.
In South Park Stan's older sister Shelley had Chicken Pox. Everyone was too busy being extremely offensive or putting on pox parties to infect their children.
...
Homer had to stay outside. He missed out on licking the egg beaters.
"Don't worry Homer, I'll keep yours nice and safe in the dog's mouth! Mwuhahahahaha!" Bart laughed evilly as he gave Homer's egg beater covered in cake mixture to Santa's Little Helper.
"Awwwwwww! Bart no! That's a really unhygienic place!" Homer groaned.
"What's your sour apples Homer?" Ned asked. "Came home drunk again?"
"Probably. But it's Maggie. She's got chicken pox." said Homer.
"Oh! Mind if I send Rod and Todd over so she can infect them? Then it'll be a pox on both our houses!" said Ned.
"Why would you do that?! Are you a bad parent?" Homer asked.
"Oh on the contrary. You see Rod and Todd can only get chicken pox once and it's best while they're young. Lots of parents hold Pox parties to intentionally infect their kids." said Ned.
"Yeah and I bet the kids are really happy with being sick in bed for a week..." said Oscar.
"It's just a week. And you get to miss school!" said Ned. "Now I know you Simpson boys don't like school." said Ned.
"You don't know Hugo then Mr Flanders." Oscar sighed.
Hugo was up in the attic reading a big science book.
Elsewhere across the multiverses!
"Wow! Chuckie sure is scratching himself a lot!" said Tommy.
"Let's go see!" said Lil.
"Yeah and then you shall return to cowering in fear! For I am Emperor Griffon! The ruler of darkness!" said Phil.
"Yeah we get it. Phil voices Sirus in Dark Cloud 2..." Bart sighed.
They gawked at Chuckie who was itching and scratching from chicken pox.
"Eat my shorts! What are you looking at?!" Chuckie yelled.
"Oz I don't voice Chuckie yet!" Bart ranted.
Homer decided to charge people to attend his pox party.
"15 dollars a head? Gee that's awfully money grabbing Dad..." Lisa winced.
Bart was annoyed at Oscar again. Because this time he transmuted Milhouse into sand.
"What? The episode is called Milhouse of Sand and Fog..." said Oscar.
...
Marge thought a pox party would be a great idea. However she wouldn't let Homer charge their friends to attend.
Homer groaned.
Very soon every kid that the Simpsons knew such as Gerald, Hibbert's kids, Bart's friends, Lisa's friends etc where running about the house at a party.
However Bart and Milhouse used this as an opportunity to cause trouble.
Bart laughed maniacally while unfurling a set of blueprints for his latest pranks.
"My Blueprints paper is not for plotting juvenile pranks..." Hugo sighed.
Bart frowned at him.
"Make room for punch! Maggie's bathing in the bowl!" said Marge. Maggie was bathing in the punch bowl.
"Eeeeeeeeew!" The kids groaned.
Meanwhile the grown ups had Mai Tais.
Luanne explained a scandalous story about some guy with a urinary tract blockage.
"Oh here he is now." said Luanne.
"I can't relieve myself! I'm in horrible pain!" A guy screamed as he constantly needed to pee but couldn't go.
Back to the kids.
"Where's your new posh friend with the silly bible name? Noah?" Oscar asked Bart. "Mmmmmm Upper class Yorkshire parents naming their kids after bible characters..."
"His parents are stupid antivaxxers..." said Bart. Noah was never vaccinated against Measles Mumps and Rubella.
Then Homer arrived in a radiation suit.
"And now for the sister with the blisters, the mox with the pox! Maggie!" Homer bought Maggie in. She was riding her brick cart.
Maggie coughed over everyone who were enthusiastic to get her horrible germs.
Ralph kissed her. "Now I'm closer to becoming a chicken! I even laid an egg in my pants!"
"Eeeeeeew!" said the other kids. It was obvious he had messed himself.
Hugo winced in disgust.
...
Meanwhile Kirk had dropped over Milhouse and was going to leave to avoid seeing Luanne but Marge convinced him to stay and drink cocktails.
Eventually Luanne saw him, she was expecting him to just be dropping off Milhouse but Marge convinced her to stay to with cocktails.
I think she's trying to get them back together...
"So. Aren't you dating that guy. You know always going to gym..." Kirk asked Luanne.
"I'm not seeing Pyro anymore. He caught me cheating on him with his identical twin brother Gyro." said Luanne.
"Oh. Does that mean you're available?" Kirk asked.
"Honey right now anybody's available!" Luanne was extremely drunk and took Kirk off somewhere.
Marge giggled. Now Milhouse can see his parents happy again.
Eventually the party drew to a close as kids were starting to get sick from chicken pox.
"Wait didn't Milhouse already have chicken pox?" Oscar explained he already had it in And Maggie Makes Three.
"Hey it's Milhouse!" Bart replied.
Milhouse went to find his parents as it was time to go. However what he would find was shocking.
His parents were making out!
"Sweet Lizzie McGuire!" He gasped.
"You think that's shocking..." said Bart. In the shared bathroom Homer was in his underwear having painted a clown face on his stomach. He was doing his Mr Stomach routine again.
"Are you hungry Mr Stomach?"
"I'm always hungry! Now make with the pizza fatso!"
"Um... I have to do this for work," said Homer shutting the door on Bart.
Bart shivered in disgust.
The next morning Marge checked all her kids temperatures. They were all fine except Oscar who showed early signs of chicken pox.
"Hmmmm! Maybe you lot need to spend more time around Maggie..." Marge suggested.
"Mooooom! Are you intentionally trying to get us sick? And if so I'm happy to help! Woohoo! Week off school!" said Bart.
Marge sighed.
...
At breakfast Bart was explaining the scandal yesterday involving Kirk and Luanne.
"And Milhouse's parents were like Mmmmmmm! Oh yeah! Kiss me Mr Van Houten! Oooooh!" Bart was pretending to be making out with himself.
"Okay! We get it! Sheesh!" said Marge.
Homer ran into the kitchen in his underwear alarmed. "Oh my god I have some sort of horrible disease! What happened?!" He was covered in chicken pox.
"Chicken pox?! But how?!" Marge gasped.
"I dunno. I didn't even go near Maggie yesterday!" said Homer. He drank from a baby bottle. Eeeeeew!
"Hey Bart. Remember when Chuckie had chicken pox..." said Oscar starting to get poorly with chicken pox.
"No because I didn't voice Chuckie then! That was Christine Cavanaugh. God rest her soul..." Bart prayed to his predecessor for Chuckie's voice actor Christine Cavanaugh.
Homer was groaning and scratching himself. He then grabbed Bart and Lisa and used their spiky heads to scratch his spots. They were not happy being rubbed against his spots. Eeeeew!
Marge was concerned. Like she stated earlier, chicken pox in adults causes complications. Ie sterility...
Elsewhere at Seto Kaiba's duel Academy. Why he built one I don't know. Also because he is still bitchy over Yugi beating him in a children's card game he made Slifer the worst dorm and Obelisk the beat dorm.
"Uh Kaiba... Slifer is a dragon." said Yugi.
"Damn it!" Seto yelled.
Jaden was the new king of games.
"Well this king of games needs a sidekick." said Jaden.
Cue Syrus Truesdale a blue haired kid with wacky hair and glasses who oddly has Joey's voice actor Wayne Grayson.
Also Oscar thinks Syrus is extremely cute.
"D'awwwwwwww! I'm gonna draw demented fan art of Syrus wearing a diaper!" said Oscar. Um...
Syrus winced unnerved.
== Plot 2 ==
Meanwhile Milhouse's parents were explaining to him that they were getting back together.
"Let's just say your mother and I are trying again." said Kirk.
He was very happy about this and Day dreamed about their divorce. Leanne's short lived affairs with Pyro and Disco Stu. Then he dreamed of Lisa as his bride.
"That's never gonna happen... not even in your dreams Milhouse..." Lisa sighed.
However we cut to Milhouse in the back of an ambulance. Apparently he fainted. His parents were trying to wake him.
"Oh thank goodness you're still with us champ!" said Kirk.
Elsewhere at the Simpsons Marge gave Homer an Oatmeal bath but he kept eating the oats.
"Homer don't eat that! That's the third entire bath tub you've eaten!" Marge sighed.
"Oats huh? Now for a cameo from Wilford Brimley!" said Oscar.
Wilford Brimley arrived. "Eat oats! I have diabeetus!"
"Oscar that's not funny." Marge sighed.
"Eeeeew! An oatmeal bath? And I thought my aunt Nora's home made remedies were gross..." said Peter Shepherd.
The scene cuts to Peter up to his waist in a bath tub of oatmeal covered in chickenpox. He is squirming in disgust.
"Peter stoo squirming. This oatmeal will get rid of your itching." said Aunt Nora.
"It feels horrible and gloopy!" Peter whined.
All the kids at the party were outside the house.
The octuplets got sick.
"Poor Gheet..." said Bart.
"I am Anoop/Noop you racist!" said Anoop or Noop.
"Must not make Dreamstone reference!" Oscar grunted.
Hugo was reading a book.
Wendall got the chicken pox but then again he's always sick.
Lisa was with her hippy environmentalist friends The Dirtbags. One of them was claiming he identifies as a tree...
"I am a tree trapped in a man's body. I have already had procedures to replace my blood with chlorophyll." said the environmentalist wearing a woollen cap.
Lisa winced and twirled her finger at the side of her head and did cuckoo sounds.
...
Milhouse soon found his parents getting back together wasn't what he hoped. They kept sending him off so they could get reacquainted.
"Unlike the break up this wasn't your fault." said Kirk.
"It wasn't his fault! It was yours!" said Luanne.
Can you not break up again...
"Why are you making goo goo eyes? Private jokes are rude!" said Milhouse.
He went to Bart's Treehouse.
"I thought this trial unseparation would be cool but Mom and Dad are acting like they were when they took that love potion!" Milhouse whined. "When they were always fighting they were also competing for my love! And I'd always cash in!"
"And I always got your extra presents! It was like getting two Christmases!" said Bart. "Except when you wouldn't let me play your Bonestorm..."
"I only got one copy and that was before they divorced!" Milhouse yelled.
"Ssshh! use your indoor voice." Bart hushed him and asked him to speak more quietly. "We need to get your parents separated again! And not a moment too soon!"
However...
"Bart you're sleeping over at Ralph's! Get ready!" called Marge.
Bart sighed.
Elsewhere at Duel Academy.
Jaden yelled in shock.
Oscar got into the Slifer dorm and magically dressed Syrus in a diaper. Oscar's teddy bear creature Teddy was sniffing Syrus's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Syrus whimpered and wet his diaper.
"Okay what is your bizarre fixation with Syrus...?" Jaden winced.
"He's cute! And he looks cuter in a diaper..." said Oscar. Oz has some weird problems...
At the Simpsons house.
"What are you going as for Halloween?" Milhouse asked Bart.
"Pile of dog doo." said Bart.
Oscar laughed.
Bart smirked at him.
"Also Syrus gave me a restraining order..." Oscar sighed.
"Okay..." Bart winced.
...
Marge was in the phone to Sarah Wiggum.
"So how's Ralphie? Oh? Oh dear. Well now he has the pox he won't get it later. I'll send the kids round later at six. Goodbye!"
Bart was annoyed to be sent round Ralph's again. That meant he had to wear his pull ups at night.
"Mom I really don't want Lisa knowing about my sleepover incontinence!" Bart grumbled as she packed his stuff.
"Bart I already know you wet the bed at sleepovers. We all do..." said Lisa.
Bart blushed.
Hugo laughed at him.
"Come on! It'll be fun!" said Marge.
"This is because he got chicken pox and we didn't..." said Bart.
Marge sighed. "Get in the car..."
"Mom we did used to go out..." Lisa sighed.
Marge with a sharp look wordlessly told them to get in the car. Now!
They got in the car.
Lisa listened to her liberal environmentalist bands preaching about recycling etc.
Bart groaned covering his ears.
Oscar put on his earphones and listened to very loud thrash metal...
Bart clutched his ears as the loud thrash metal filled the car.
"Oscar turn that down! That music is far too loud!" Marge told him sternly.
Oscar sighed and turned his volume down.
The engine light warning the gasoline levels were low beeped and flashed. "Oh Sugar booger! I'll have to stop for gas..." Marge stopped at Donny's Discount gas.
"You kids may as well take a bathroom break." said Marge. Bart, Lisa and Hugo went to the gas station bathroom. Oscar stood dumbfounded.
Marge sighed. "Here's a diaper, the changing room is by the butter dispenser..." She gave him a clean diaper still folded up.
Oscar went off to the diaper changing room while Marge filled up the car's gas.
In the mens Bart was singing while stood at a urinal using it.
...
Bart, Lisa and Hugo were dropped off at the Wiggums for a sleepover with Ralph. Ralph was in his pyjamas itching and scratching himself and moaning. "Oh! I'm itchy!" he groaned.
"I know dear, but try not to scratch." said Sarah,
"Thanks for bringing them over Marge." said Sarah. "Go and play with your friends Ralphie!"
Bart sighed as Ralph took them to his bedroom.
"We're playing tea party with my plushies!" said Ralph.
Bart groaned.
"Cool! said Oscar.
"No Oz... not cool..." Bart sighed.
Ralph hummed to Spice Girls music while playing with Mr Ink the squid plushie and Spot the giraffe.
Luckily someone else was made to go to this sleepover. Milhouse.
Milhouse was downstairs whining to his parents as they dropped him off.
"Oh great you're here Milhouse! Now we can get out of this nightmare and follow up with our plan, operation separation!" said Bart to Milhouse.
"Yeeeuck! Separation? I hate that word!" said Hugo.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Ignore him Milhouse..." said Bart.
Oscar got out from hammer space Teddy and Clownja. They joined the tea party with Ralph's toys.
"Clownja stop looking at Ralph's Raggedy Annie doll like that..." Oscar groaned as Clownja was making goo goo eyes at Ralph's Raggedy Annie doll.
"More tea Mr Spot?" Ralph was pouring imaginary tea for his giraffe plushie.
Bart winced.
"Let's find something else to do..."
"Agreed..." said Lisa.
They went about the Wiggum house. Clancy had put on the wall a picture of himself dressed as Eleanor Roosevelt...
Bart and Lisa shivered freaked out.
"Bart come on! Split my parents up..." Milhouse whined.
...
Later Ralph had taken some of his toys downstairs to play with while he watched Sesame Street om TV.
Bart groaned because Ralph got to decide what show to put on.
They didn't want to play with Ralph's toys so they play spin the bottle.
"Milhouse I dare you to..."
"Oh! Oh! Kiss Lisa! Kiss Lisa!" Milhouse suggested.
"Eeeeeew! No!" Lisa groaned.
"Milhouse it's not a dare if you want to do it... I dare you... to... spray Chief Wiggum's pepper Spray in your eye!" said Bart.
Milhouse did so and screamed in agony.
"It burns! It buuuuurns!" He screamed.
Bart laughed.
Then...
"Lisa I dare you to... Kiss Milhouse!" said Bart.
"Eeeeew!" Lisa groaned.
"Yes! Come to daddy Sugar!" Milhouse cheered and enthusiastically tried to kiss Lisa.
Lisa screamed.
Later out the front.
"No Ralphie! keep your clothes on!" Clancy was heard from inside the house.
Bart and Lisa exchanged creeped out looks.
Lisa's environmentalist eco warriors arrived on bikes. pedal bikes.
"Lisa, if this mall expansion is constructed then miles of forest will be chopped down!" said a young eco warrior.
"Oh no! That's bad!" said Lisa. "Unfortunately my mom says I have to stay at Ralph's pox party to get chicken pox."
Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney arrived. "Bart we'll consider you cool if you blow up all the mail boxes on this street with fireworks!"
"Sorry... pox party..." Bart sighed.
The bullies left taunting him.
...
Then Wiggum put on a movie however he put in the wrong tape... it was of him bathing in Ralph Wiggum's kiddie pool while eating a hotdog.
Bart, Lisa, Oscar, Hugo, Ralph and Milhouse screamed.
"Oops wrong tape. Hold on, this bit's really funny!" said Wiggum.
On the tape Clancy hushed the camera and sneaked up on his wife Sarah and squirted her with a hose.
She yelped and got annoyed as she was carrying drinks.
Wiggum laughed at the tape.
"Can we watch something cool like Zombie Werewolves III?" Bart sighed.
"No, you're too young to watch that sort of movie... and that'll give Ralphie bad dreams..." said Clancy.
"Can we watch Happy Little Elves?" Oscar asked.
"Sure why not?" Wiggum put Happy Little Elves on.
Bart groaned.
The kids then decided to practice their magic for next week in Ralph's room.
Ralph was still stuck practicing Flutterfeather, the levitation charm that's totally a rip off of Wingardium Leviosa.
His wand exploded on him. He was covered in soot.
Oscar laughed.
Bart tried a new spell, the short ranged teleport spell that also created distracting smoke. He was reading his spell book to recite the incantation.
"Shia Kazing!" He casted the spell. However it backfired and zapped him. He was black with soot and singed clothes.
Lisa laughed. "Nice try Bart."
Bart was cross with his wand. "Why do you keep doing that?!" he asked the wand.
Oscar was zapping Milhouse with his own wand. "Stop zapping yourself! Stop zapping yourself!" He turned his head into a banana, an ostrich and then Mr T.
"Oz stop zapping him!" Bart yelled. Bart gawked seeing Milhouse with a banana for a head and zapped him back to normal.
"Kids dinner..." Sarah called them.
== Plot 3 ==
The following day Lisa was sick with chicken pox.
"Wait Narrator, she had that already cos it was mentioned in "Bart's dog gets an F"." said Bart.
"Eh..." Oscar shrugs his shoulders.
"I dink I hab a cold too! We all knowb wad dat means..." said Lisa.
Meuka the snot monster oozed out of her nose and laughed evilly.
Bart sighed and sucked up the slime monster with a vacuum cleaner.
Bart and Hugo though were still healthy. That meant they had to go to school and worse... "hmmmm! After school you're sleeping over at Ralph's agin! No buts!" said Marge.
Bart groaned. "Well, could be worse..." in the background Lisa was whining and yelling as Meuka the slime monster was tormenting her by sliming her.
How he got out of the vacuum cleaner I don't know.
...
At Ralph's Bart got stuck in his finger trap again.
"Ahhhh! Let go! Let gooooo!"
After he got out Ralph got his tongue stuck in it. Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Maybe I want to get chicken pox, Mom will stop sending me over here..." Bart sighed.
Lisa cringed because Milhouse was making kissing gestures at her.
"Knock it off!" She snapped.
Bart went downstairs to watch cartoons but Ralph wanted to watch Happy Little Elves. Unfortunately you can't argue with the son of a cop especially when he gets doted opon by his loving parents. Besides Oscar wanted to watch Happy Little Elves too.
Then Oscar needed his help with something...
"You what?! How did you get your wiener stuck in Ralph's finger trap?!" Bart gasped. Oscar had got his man parts stuck somewhere weird.
"You don't want to know..." Oscar replied.
"Oz can you not do things like that!" Bart told him off.
...
Eventually Homer started to get better and just in time as when Bart and Hugo came home they had spots. Chicken pox!
"Oh good! You both have chicken pox!" said Marge.
"This is good?!" Bart asked.
"Yes. Now you'll start to feel pretty poorly very quickly so you might want to get to bed." said Marge.
"Mom I'm fine except for this itching and these spots!" Bart sighed as he started scratching.
"Oh don't scratch! I'll put some camomile lotion on the spots." said Marge.
Marge was right. Bart soon felt very poorly and wanted to go to bed. He laid in bed with his clothes on groaning.
"Ooooh! Sweetie if you need to rest put your jammies on." said Marge.
Bart groaned and got up weakly to get his pyjamas on.
Marge spent the day attending to her sick family members and Oscar. Maybe them all being sick at once wasn't a good idea.
Oscar had an idea to get all the parents back for giving their kids chicken pox. "I saw it on South Park. They got revenge by giving their parents herpes!"
"Oscar that's a horrible and disgusting idea!" said Lisa. "And how do you know what herpes is?"
"I don't but Krusty was saying it a lot in one of his sketches." said Oscar.
The Krusty herpes sketch was on. He was saying herpes a lot.
"So I gave my girlfriend herpes. Does anyone here have herpes? Herpes, herpes! Bo-berpes!" said Krusty before breaking into song.
The audience booed him and threw tomatoes.
"Oz, we're not doing something just because you saw it on South Park..." said Bart.
"Fine... I'll do it myself..." Oscar sulked.
"Where are you going to find a herpes infected prostitute?" Bart asked.
"I have my ways..." said Oscar.
Personally I think that plot like of the South Park chickenpox episode was disgusting.
...
Meanwhile other cartoons were struck down by chicken pox.
South Park started with the Marshes, Stan's family in hospital because Shelly has the chicken pox.
Shelly was in a bad mood.
The doctor monitoring her, who was imaginatively named Dr Doctor explained the virus is very weak in children but even more ferocious in an adult host. This is somewhat true. Some common childhood illnesses carry nasty side effects such as sterility... of course South exaggerating things made various things up such as Chicken pox being a form of herpes. That's cold sores you nitwit! And Sharon telling Shelia that if Shelly hadn't contracted chicken pox until she was an adult she could have died.
Shelly was annoyed because she felt too sick to beat up Stan and his evil clone created by Dr Mephestio would beat her up in return.
"Me mad!" said Stan's clone with one arm longer than the other.
"So how is your mom's enforced sleepover pox party going?" Oscar asked Stan.
"Well..." said Stan.
Cartman was very angry at his mom for standing up to him. He was hitting her with a stick.
"That's a bad mama! A bad mama! Respect mah authoritorah!" Cartman yelled as he hit his mom.
"Please! Please Eric! Have mercy!" Mrs Cartman begged.
The other boys and their mothers and fathers were quite alarmed by Cartman's control over his own mother. Also the boys found it odd that she liked being hit sometimes. As the unnamed protagonist of the Stick of Truth learned the hard way.
...
Meanwhile in the Rugrats.
Pre-Nancy Cartwright Chuckie, the Christine Cavanaugh one. Had chicken pox. He kept scratching so Chad gave him some camomile lotion and rubbed it on his skin.
"It puts the lotion on its skin..." Oscar quoted Buffalo Bill.
"Oz stop quoting that movie..." Phil groaned.
When the lotion didn't stop Chuckie scratching Chaz put oven gloves on Chuckie's arms. He fell over from the weight of them and laid on his back in the play pen.
Then an incident involving glue and Phil and Lil ripping apart a cushion resulted in Chuckie getting covered in feathers.
He ran around the play pen flapping his arms like a birdie.
"Oh no! Chuckie turned into a chicken!" Lil gasped.
"Just like Angelica warned!" Tommy explained concerned for Chuckie.
Oscar rolled his eyes. Even for a baby still in diapers he knew better.
"I'm going to the future." said Oscar.
Post Rugrats in Paris and All Grown up spinoff.
Oscar arrived in the play pen to this exchange between tommy and Chuckie.
"Eat my shorts Tommy!" Chuckie yelled at Tommy. "Ay carumba!"
"This is indeed a disturbing universe where Bart Simpson voices Chuckie Finster." said Oscar.
"You think that's weird? Phil is moonlighting as world destroying supervillain bunny rabbit person in something called Dark Cloud 2." said Kimi.
"I'm a wabbit person! Mwuhahahaha!" said Phil as Sirus in Dark Cloud 2.
Oscar sweat dropped.
...
Then Oscar went to Code Name Kids Next Door. "Hopefully everyone here is a lot more mature about Chicken Pox than the Rugrats..."
Unfortunately they were just as childish and stuck in a fantasy about Chicken pox.
The KND in their childish imagination because well they are kids, thought chicken pox caused you to grow little clucking chicken heads on your face.
Oscar was quite disturbed to find this was true when Abigail/Numbuh 5 had tiny clucking chicken heads on her face from being infected by the chicken pox by the Teen-ninjas leader Cree Lincoln with some sort of 2 by 4 technology doomsday device to give children everywhere chickenpox.
Young Link obsessed with hitting chickens wanted to strike Abigail with his sword but Oscar stopped him.
"In a few other universes I've been to the grown ups want us to have chicken pox!" said Oscar aka Lucky Numbuh 7.
"Why?!" said Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie Gilligan.
"Because apparently it is safer to get chicken pox when we are younger and it just makes us feel crummy for a week. If you don't get it until you're grown up, the results are dire..." said Oscar.
"We don't want chicken pox though! I don't want chicken heads growing out of my face and feeling unwell for a week! That's a long time for a kid!" said Numbuh 4.
"Well unfortunately you're better off getting it now like Abby has rather than later on in life..." said Oscar.
Abby was in bed moaning and groaning as the tiny chicken heads on her face clucked and squawked.
"Aww geez she's really sick... now who will help Inspector Gadget foil Dr Claw's latest evil scheme or be Dulcy the Dragon in Sonic the hedgehog?" said Oscar as Lucky numbuh seven.
Numbuh one face palmed at his stupid references.
Then they had a report from Numbuh three that the Delightful Children from down the lane were up to no good again.
"OkY but tidy up your mangas Kuki..." Numbuh one sighed. There were manga comic books everywhere.
...
At the Simpsons house Oscar eventually got sick from chicken pox and had spots. However he took to squeezing them while looking in the mirror.
"Ugh! Oscar don't squeeze your spots..." Marge groaned as he had bursted a spot on his back.
