October 20, 2002

11:15 a.m.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Author's POV

We got to Las Vegas and crashed into a sign.

Cosmo told us, "What happens in Vegas….well, you know the rest."

Chester responded, "That's true."

Timmy commanded, "Come on!"

We all jumped out of the rocket ship and headed towards the ticket taker.

Trixie started, "Listen, mister. We need to get in this festival."

A.J. nodded and added, "This is a matter of global security!"

Timmy finished, "And we are the Chosen Ones."

The ticket taker sighed and responded, "Nobody gets in without a ticket or backstage pass."

Timmy got out a cannon and told the ticket taker, "Oh, okay. Here's our backstage pass!"

At those words, he blasted the wall and it created a big hole in the building.

The ticket taker, shaking in his shoes, told them, "Uh, enjoy the show."

Our heroes went into the stadium and the announcer on the stage yelled, "Give it up for Kiss!"

With an explosion and smoke, Kiss got onto the stage.

Paul and Gene went over to the microphone and asked the audience, "Are you too old to rock and roll?"

They both coughed and the audience answered, "No!" Just then, there were loud cracks and they all shouted, "Ow! Our backs!"

Kiss started to play and one of the band members brought out a white guitar that almost looked like a wand.

Chester pointed at it and said, "There's the white wand!"

Wanda asked, "But how are you guys going to get onto the stage to get it?"

A.J. looked around and saw a MERF booth, selling grappling hooks and rope. The young genius turned to his friends and reported, "I think I have a way."

Trixie smiled and responded, "Let's hear it, A.J."

A.J. explained, "We use those grappling hooks and rope to lower Timmy down onto the stage, where he'll grab the white wand."

Timmy smiled at his genius friend and told him, "A.J., that's brilliant!"

They got the grapple hooks and rope and headed up into the rafters. A.J. tied the rope around Timmy's waist and Chester attached the hook onto the rope.

Trixie told Timmy, "Please be careful, Timmy."

At those words, she kissed him on the cheek. Timmy was in heaven. A.J. and Chester both shook their heads at their love stricken friend. Wanda was grinning ear-to-ear as was Cosmo and Poof.

Chester said, "We will lower you down slowly."

Timmy nodded. Chester lowered Timmy down with the help of A.J. and Trixie. Just when things were going smoothly, the rope broke and all four kids fell down from the rafters and landed on top of the band member holding the white wand guitar.

Wanda looked at the rope and told Cosmo, "Cheap rope. I sure hope that the kids are alright."

We go down to the stage. Gene spoke into the microphone, "Okay, let's hear a guitar solo."

The spotlight went on and they saw the four kids and Timmy was holding the white wand guitar.

Paul asked, "Who the heck are they?"

Chester asked, "Uh, would you believe that he's the Chosen One and we're his team?"

The band asked, in unison, "The Chosen One and his team?"

Just then, Kiss poofed up some weapons to defend themselves.

Trixie started to ask, scared, "So, you don't believe….?"

Gene stated, "We are the galactic guardians of the white wand."

A.J. said, "We thought you were Kiss!"

Paul told him, "That's our day job. We've protected the white wand for centuries."

The group was surprised, as you can tell.

Timmy stated, "Centuries wow. You're older than you look."

Paul pointed towards his face and asked, "Why do you think we wear the make-up?"

Gene explained, "And we knew that one day an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen savior and his team would come to claim it."

Paul finished, "If you're the Chosen One, you must prove it." The stadium started to shake as Timmy's head started to pound yet again. Paul added, "And you might want to hurry."

Just outside, the Darkness and the Eliminators were on their way to the stadium.

Timmy asked, "Okay, how do we prove it?"

Gene stated, "Bequeath to us the chosen heartiness and this axe is yours to light the Darkness."

A.J. scratched his head and asked, "What in the world is that supposed to mean?"

Chester added, "Good question."

Paul told them, "We were hoping that you all knew."

Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof floated down from the rafters.

Wanda told Timmy, "Timmy, they can't give you the wand unless you recite the ancient creed or say some ancient code or something!"

Timmy got annoyed as he was trying forget his pounding head. He responded, "But, we don't know any ancient code! All I know is that I was erased from everyone's memories, figured out an impossible Kiss riddle, got chased by MERF to get to MARF, only for you to tell me that I need an ancient code which I don't have…." Timmy got close to the microphone and finished, "Because I'm just plain old Timmy Turner!" As he said his name, it echoed a bit. Timmy turned to his friends and asked, "I just said my name out loud, didn't I?"

Trixie nodded and answered, "Big time."

Paul added, "And it kind of echoed a bit."

Just then, the Eliminators busted in. They blast at them, forcing everyone to hide behind an amp.

Gene turned to the group and said, "Okay, we believe you. The white wand is yours."

Chester smiled and said, "Awesome!"

A.J. asked, "But, how do we use it?"

Paul asked, "You're kidding right?"

Trixie responded, "Well, we're new at this!"

The Eliminators destroy their hiding place and the Top Eliminator said, "Show is over, Chosen One."

Gene yelled, "The show is never over! Time to rock and roll!"

They start to battle the Eliminators but the Eliminators make their weapons disappear.

Paul pointed out, "Okay, all of our weapons are bye-bye."

Timmy smirked and responded, "Not every weapon." He turned to Poof and pointed to the gadget on the Top Eliminator that looked like a teething ring. He said, "Look, Poof! A teething ring!"

A.J. asked, "What good is that going to do?"

Before Timmy could answer, Poof chewed onto the ring and the Top Eliminator flicked the ring off as well as Poof. Both landed on the ground, safely. Timmy smiled at the sight.

Chester said, "Remind me to keep a ring away from Poof."

Trixie responded, "Done and done."

Gene went over to the Top Eliminator and said, "Now, it is time for you to be eliminated!"

At that moment, he took a deep breath and used a flamethrower to melt the Top Eliminator.

Cosmo responded, "That's what I call bad breath!"

More Eliminators come out of the melted metal and blast them. They all hide behind another amp.

A.J. turned to them and yelled, "You guys aren't the best guardians!"

Paul responded, "Yeah, well you're not the best Chosen One and team either, bubs."

At those words, the Eliminators destroyed the amp.

Chester pointed out, "Well, we got to do something!"

Trixie added, "Chester is right!"

Timmy finished, "An army just isn't going to fall from the sky and help us!"

Just then, Juandissimo's voice yelled, "That's what you think, Chosen Ones!"

At that moment, the fairies showed up with bubble butts.

Cosmo said, happily, "It's the other fairies! With bubble butts!"

Juandissimo commanded, "Bubble butt brigade, attack!"

At those words, they all popped their bubble butts and gummed down the Eliminators.

Chester said, "Alright!"

A.J. added, "They did it!"

But the battle wasn't over just yet…

October 20, 2002

12:00 p.m.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Timmy's POV

Paul turned to me and told me, "Light the Darkness Timmy! This is what you were chosen for!"

I turned to Paul and responded, "But, I don't know how to play guitar!"

'And I sure wish Marty would've taught me before I left 1986!' I added to myself.

Gene came over to me and said, "Timmy, don't play it…feel it."

I looked over to my friends, my fairies, and the fairy guardians. They all gave me thumbs up as I looked down at this guitar. I closed my eyes for a split second and I remembered when Marty was practicing with his band, the Pinheads and Annie, Uncle Emmett, Aunt Clara, and I were watching. As I remembered what Annie had told me, I opened my eyes and started to play.

My hands started to glow a white aura as I told everyone, "I…I feel it!"

I kept playing and to my utter surprise, the audience started to cheer. The wand glowed a white aura and a white fire came from the guitar and blasted the Darkness.

I heard my fairies and friends yelling to me, "Keep rocking Chosen One!"

That's when I started to go a bit too far as I started to lick the guitar silly.

Wanda was annoyed, said, "Okay, that seems a bit too far."

A.J. commented, "I agree."

Paul shook his head and told them, "No, it isn't!"

Gene seemed surprised and said, "Dude, that's a long tongue."

Trixie shot him a look and responded, "Speak for yourself."

Chester just kept chanting, "Go, Timmy, go!"

The white fire came from the guitar again as it blasted the Darkness yet again. The Darkness then glowed a white light.

Wanda floated over to me and reported, "It's working!"

The Darkness sucked in the Eliminators and retreating, freeing the planets it had eaten as well as Fairy World. Jorgen was also released as was Nacey, who somehow got captured as well.

A man in the audience said, "Awesome light show!"

At those words, the audience cheered.

Cosmo floated over to me now and asked, "Is it over?"

We all waited patiently and our patience was rewarded as the stars in the sky came back.

My head had stopped pounding, so I was able to answer, "Now, it's over."

I played a few notes on the guitar, silently thanking my uncle for coming to get me a year ago. If he hadn't, I shudder to think what might have happened.

Chester asked Paul, "So, you guys are actually fairy warriors?"

Paul answered, "Well, we prefer the term…."

Gene finished, "Magical Order of Rocking Fairies!"

Cosmo asked, "You mean MORF? Not to be confused with MERF!"

We all laughed at Cosmo's stupidity as a pink van crashed through the wall. It had three words on it, "The MARF Machine". My dad, my mom, and Mr. Crocker got out.

My dad said, "Yes, we made it to MARF!"

My mom pointed out, "But we missed the show!"

Mr. Crocker looked up to the ceiling and finished, "And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too, man."

My dad fell to his knees and yelled, "NO!" Just then, he asked, "Where are the bathrooms?"

They ran off and I rolled my eyes, out of embarrassment.

Paul and Gene told us, in unison, "We should like party."

We all exchanged smiles and the next thing we knew, we were in Fairy World, rocking out to Kiss. All of the fairies were back to normal and

Jorgen approached me. He told me, "Just because you saved Fairy World doesn't mean that you're off the hook."

Nacey came over and stopped him. She told him, "If you would stop following the rules and open your eyes, you would be able to see that Timmy knew what he was doing compared to you. After all, you were the one who stashed the fairies in a gumball machine." Nacey turned to me and added, "I think you did a fine job, Timmy. If I was the fairy commander, I tell you that you didn't need to use your magic muffin to assemble your team."

I perked up as I took the last piece out of my hat. I responded, "I almost forgot about it."

Jorgen sighed as he said, "Listen, Turner. Your friends are now your responsibility. If they, at any time, reveal your secret…"

I finished, "I know, Jorgen. I know."

I walked away from them and went over to my friends and fairy family.

Chester said, "This is wicked awesome, Timmy."

A.J. asked, "What did Jorgen say?"

I put the last piece of my magic muffin back in my hat and answered, "Well, Nacey stood up for my actions and she actually agreed that I did the right thing."

Trixie asked, "She approves?"

I nodded and answered, "She approves. And if she approves, Jorgen will eventually warm up to the idea."

Wanda nodded and responded, "That is true. After all, Nacey knows what she's doing as opposed to Jorgen. I still can't believe he disguised us as gumballs!"

Just then, a man bolted in who looked like me.

He said, "At last! I, Turbo Thunder, have completed my training and I am here to stop the Darkness!" He looked around and saw no Darkness and added, "Wait, am I late?"

Nacey answered, "Big time!"

We all laughed at the scene and unknown to any of us, the stars in the sky disappeared yet again.

Cosmo responded, "He just did a me!"

We all exchanged 'he has a point' looks and laughed. As I was laughing, my head started to pound yet again. Maybe things weren't as they seemed after all….

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