AVIATION

"Hawks couldn't make it today because of a psychotic breakdown, and I'm certain it has nothing to do at all with the deal on twenty-piece buckets at KFC," Ryukyu said dryly. "Jiro, you first."

Jiro's earlobes folded up until they formed tiny wings. They flapped, making little thwip-thwip noises, and she drifted lazily into the sky.

Ryukyu sighed. "Okay, maybe he did have a psychotic breakdown."

Sero flung a piece of tape into the sky. It swayed in the breeze, then went taut. Sero got yanked into the sky so fast he left his shoes behind.

"I sure hope he doesn't end up over American airspace. They might mistake him for a weather balloon."

Tokoyami called out Dark Shadow. Dark Shadow harrumphed and crossed its arms.

"I'm not wearing the skirt."

"And I'm not flying."

"We're birds, Dark Shadow, we can't be the only ones in the class that can't fly."

"I'm a shadow. Nobody expects shadows to fly."

Tokoyami growled under his breath. "I'll wear that top, but no skirt."

"Deal!" Dark Shadow slammed into him, grew giant umbral wings, and shot off towards the nearest clothing boutique.

Ryukyu looked Todoroki over and asked, "Do you fly the same way as your old man?"

"Never. My way is totally different." Todoroki shot ice from his hand and feet, shooting into the air with a comet's tail.

"It's just Endeavor's way with ice!" Ryukyu called up.

"Can't hear you, too busy flying not like Endeavor."

"Very well. Hagakure? You're next."

Her shirt levitated twenty feet into the air. Ryukyu poked forward where Hagakure was, and the shirt backed away.

"You're not fooling me, that's just light refraction."

"Nuh-uh, see my shirt? It's way off the ground."

"Your voice is coming from below me."

"That's my ventriloquism so you can hear me better."

"You know what, fine. I don't need more therapy bills. Bakugo!"

"Finally!" Bakugo blasted himself into the air and shouted, "Die, government drones!"

Every bird fled Japan in a blind panic.

Ryukyu checked her list. "Yaoyorozu? You're nex-

"But it is my turn," Izuku said.

"Yaoyo-"

"I shall now demonstrate my flight capabilities."

"Oh no."

Izuku ate a conveniently placed statue of Endeavor and transformed into a mecha copy of Ryukyu. Ryukyu shifted into dragon form and looked it over.

"Not gonna lie, I can see why Bakugo's worried. How do I know you haven't replaced the other top ten?"

Izuku tilted his dragon-head. "I replaced All Might. Should I replace the others too?"

Ryukyu swallowed nervously. "Ah, no?"

"Okay then."

Momo pulled a Boeing-747 out of her cleavage and asked, "Is it my turn yet?"

Ryukyu simply stared at her. Then she said, "Lastly, Mineta!"

Mineta leapt at her, making grabbing motions with his hands. She caught him by the head and said, "Kirishima already did the getting punted trick."

"Fine. Spoilsport." Mineta blew into a sphere until it inflated. He floated away like a balloon.

"Uh, guys?" Mineta asked worriedly. "Can you help me get down?"

500

Meanwhile, Iida is either still just two inches off the ground or currently exploring the Andromeda galaxy making Star Trek-style captain's logs.

Which of the twenty was your favorite? Wrong answers only.