Let's Get Shiggy With It!
Later on, Nezu and the rest of the UA staff looked over the hole in the outer walls. "What could've made this?", asked Vlad King. "A disintegration Quirk, most likely", said Aizawa, "By the looks of it, it could be activated by a five-point touch". "Which begs the question", said Snipe, "What were they after here?" All Might and Nezu looked over the damage. "You don't think they were after the book, do you?", he whispered. "If you're that person, there are other, more subtle ways to steal a dusty, old rag", Nezu whispered, "All the same, we need to be on high alert". Aizawa glared daggers at the two of them before leaving in a huff.
The next day was a Friday, which meant it was a field trip day. "OK, how do you want to approach this?", Monkey asked Momo. "Aizawa Sensei said it's just a bus that's taking us to the location", said Momo. "Aizawa Sensei also said he washes before bed, but that's not true either", said Monkey, "For all we know, there could be a bomb on that thing". "Focus on the task at hand", said Iida, chopping his arm robotically, "How will we be seated?" Monkey thought for a bit. "How would you do it?", he asked at last. "I'd have everyone seated by their seat numbers in class", Iida said loudly. "OK, you heard the man", said Monkey, "Everyone by their seat numbers!" As soon as the doors opened, everyone piled in, only to find the seats were lined up against the windows rather than each other. "Woo hoo, free for all!", Kaminari yelled. "Uh uh", said Momo, "You, Mineta, and Bakugo can sit in the back." "Good enough for me", said Kaminari as he, Mineta(who was weeping like a baby), and Bakugo went to the back of the bus. Momo, Izuku, and Ochako sat near the doors as Aizawa got in to lackadaisically do a headcount. He almost growled when he realized that Izuku(or rather Monkey) was still in his class, despite his multiple complaints. "OK, let's go", he grunted to the bus driver, another robot.
Soon, the bus was speeding along the highway. "Alright, may I speak with Izuku now?", Momo asked. Izuku's face returned to normal. "I don't know why he keeps appearing during our meetings", said Momo, "I'm almost certain the class voted for you". "Well, my brother tends to have all the good ideas", said Izuku, "oh. He also wants to say that he's half the reason I got elected". "Either way, we need to occupy ourselves until we arrive at our destination", said Momo. "Don't you guys have Class President stuff to do?", Ochako asked. "Got it done a day early", said Izuku. "How about this", said Momo, "Why don't we talk about what kind of heroes we want to be?" "Sounds good to me", said Ochako, "I'd like to be a Rescue Hero". "I'm more of a brawler", said Shoji, "Might be like Mirko, I'm not sure". "Pussy", said Bakugo, "I'll be more popular than any so-called hero on this bus". "I doubt it", said Tsuyu, "Bakugo is too angry and rude to ever be popular, ribbit". "THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, FROG FACE!?" "See?" Momo shuddered at the thought of Bakugo even getting close to the Top Ten. "Honestly", huffed Ochako, "Izuku has a better chance of being a popular hero than him". "Oh, first name basis are we?", said Mina, sporting the biggest, shit eating grin Momo had ever seen. "I...it's not like that, I swear!", Ochako said, her face turning bright red. "Quiet", said Aizawa, "We're here".
The bus stopped in front of a massive, domed building. As they walked inside the garden courtyard, they were greeted by a person wearing an astronaut suit. "Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod", said Ochako, "It's the Space Hero: Thirteen"! "Greetings, Class 1-A", said Thirteen, "Welcome to the Unforeseen Simulation Joint, or USJ for short. This is where you will be tested in the event of any natural disasters, such as ship wreaks, landslides, volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires. Here, we will simulate all of these and more in order to test your rescue capabilities". Just then, Izuku's face transformed and he raised his hand. "Yes, Midoriya?", Thirteen asked. "Not to be rude, but it's Monkey, and I was wondering if jungle environments are among those in the USJ", Monkey said. "Well, people in the jungle need to be rescued, so yes", said Thirteen, "Now, ordinarily, All Might would be here to help explain it better, but he had a health emergency, so he'll be a bit late".
Just then, purple smoke filled the courtyard. "What's that?", asked Kyoka. "Obviously, another of Aizawa Sensei's tricks", said Monkey. Suddenly, three figures emerged from the smoke. One was a man with a gray vest, suit pants, and a metal neck brace whose body was covered in purple smoke. Another was a short man with black clothing and severed hands covering his face and arms. The last was a monster with an exposed brain, massive muscles, and a beak filled with sharp teeth. "I'll bet these are scare actors working for the school", scoffed Monkey. "No!", cried Thirteen, "Those are real villains!" At those words, an army of villains stormed through the purple smoke. "Greetings, Hero Students of UA", said the man with the hands, "You will all have the privilege of being the first to die by the hands of the League of Villains!" "Send the signal", said Aizawa. "They've jammed all communications". "First vanguard, attack!", said the hand villain.
Aizawa took off his capture cloth and used it as a whip to knock back several villains! But then, seven villains with baseball bats attacked, hitting him from every angle! Aizawa kicked two away before whipping a third! He then swung that villain into his four buddies! "Kurogiri, this is your moment to strike", said the hand villain. "Already on it for this one, Young Shigaraki", said Kurogiri as he readied his purple smoke. "Not on my watch", said Thirteen as they pulled off their glove. Kurogiri planted his feet in the ground as Thirteen's black hole started pulling in his smoke! "You're power is no match for the might of the League of Villains", said Shigaraki, "When we're done with the mooks here, we'll kill the final boss, All Might!" Kurogiri then made a portal in front of himself before creating one behind Thirteen. The force of Thirteen's black hole started to tear away at their suit and back, scarring them! "A rescue hero like yourself is ill-suited for combat", said Kurogiri, "Kindly surrender".
"I got him!", snarled Bakugo. "Kacchan, no!", cried Izuku, but it was too late. Kurogiri saw him rocketing towards Shigaraki and used his purple smoke to warp away him, Izuku, Todoroki, Momo, Kyoka, Toru, Aoyama, Kirishima, Kaminari, Tsuyu, and Mineta. Ochako, Mina, Iida, Sero, Fumikage, Koda, and Shoji were left to deal with the monster and the other villains. Thirteen readied their black hole, only for Kurogiri to warp a large boulder though the ground and behind them, knocking them out of the fight. "Iida", said Aizawa, "Get through the exit and get help from UA. I'll hold them off as long as I can". With that, Iida ran off using his super speed. Shigaraki laughed cruelly as the monster loomed behind him. "Nomu, crush Eraserhead!", he ordered. The Nomu roared and charged forward!
Meanwhile, Izuku found himself atop a sinking ship! "Shit!", cried Monkey, "They couldn't just let us go into the jungle!" Just then, an explosion went off, and Izuku looked up to see a vulture Faunus flying overhead, wielding a bazooka! The vulture fired another shot, causing Izuku to fall into the water! Just then, Tsuyu grabbed the villain with her long tongue and dragged him down in order to kick him in the head! She then dove into the water and pulled Izuku out. "Why didn't you swim?", she asked. "Don't know how to", said Izuku, "And Monkey is afraid of the water". "What about me?", asked Mineta, who was struggling to swim. Izuku just grabbed him by his cape and threw him onto shore. "Oh", groaned Mineta, "I just wanted to touch those natural life preservers". Tsuyu hit the creep with her tongue.
Just then, more villains rushed in to attack! Izuku kicked one while Tsuyu whipped another with her tongue! Mineta pulled his hair balls out and chucked them at two other villains, sticking them to the ground! Izuku ran forward and slammed both of them into the ground! "That takes care of them", said Tsuyu as she kicked the last villain in the head, "Now what?" "We need to go back", said Izuku, "Aizawa Sensei and Thirteen Sensei were with the others. We need to help them". "Are you crazy!?", Mineta cried, "We almost died!" "So how do you think they're doing?", Tsuyu asked, "You think those villains will stop at just us? You're a coward, you know that?" "She's right", said Izuku, "Stay here if you want. We're going to be heroes". As the two of them walked off, Mineta groaned before following them.
Meanwhile in the Mountain Zone, Momo, Kaminari, and Kyoka got up off the rocky ground. "We're in the Mountain Zone", said Kaminari. "No shit, Jamming Yay", snarled Kyoka, "Where are the others?". "Looks like they've been scattered", said Momo, "We need to wait for them to come to us". "Why is that?", asked Kyoka. "Because that's what my parents told me to do when I got lost", said Momo, "We'll stay put until help arrives".
Just then, a swarm of villains arrived. "OK, now what?", asked Kyoka. "We'll have to fight them", said Momo as she pulled a bo staff out of her arm. Five villains charged forward, only for Momo to knock three of them out with a single swing of her bo staff, while Kyoka slammed the other two thugs' heads into the ground! Kaminari fired short blasts of lightning before sending on electric punch to another villain! Kyoka then stabbed one villain with her earjacks, allowing Momo to hit him with her bo staff! Kaminari then blasted away the rest of the villains with his lightning! Kyoka then plugged one of her jacks into her boots, sending out sonic waves that knocked the villains back! Momo then fired nets, capturing the last of them as Kaminari zapped three of them with his electricity. Suddenly, a villain with a skull mask burst from under the ground and grabbed him! "No use hitting me with your zappy pops", said the villain as he put Kaminari in a headlock, "I can absorb electricity!" "Let's see how much you can take, then', said Kaminari. "Jamming Yay, don't do it!", cried Kyoka. Kaminari started sending out surges of electric power into the air! "Get down", said Momo as a large bulge started forming on the back of her costume. Suddenly, it burst covering the girls in an insulated blanket as lightning surged through the air! The villain screamed in pain before flying back, his body covered in burns!
"Do you think it's safe to come out yet?", asked Kyoka as she peeked out from under the blanket. "Not just yet", said Momo, "Just make sure the coast is clear". "Already on i…", Kyoka's words trailed off as she looked at Momo, whose costume was torn all to hell, exposing part of her upper body. "You...uh...you're looking a little overexposed." Kyoka turned away with her hand over her eyes. "Not this again", sighed Momo, "I think it's safe, so go. I'll catch up in a bit". As Kyoka ran out, she thought she could hear Kyoka scream: "Jamming Yay, don't you dare look".
DURRRRRRRRR….
Kaminari's electric attack had back-fired. While the villain was out for the count, he fried his own brain to do it. At that moment, Izuku, Mineta, and Tsuyu arrived. "Is he alright?", asked Tsuyu. "He fried his brain trying to save us", said Kyoka, "Right now, I'm trying to keep him from peeping on Yaomomo". Izuku then picked Mineta up by the scruff of his neck. "Yeah, good call", said Kyoka. How far are we from the entrance?", asked Tsuyu. "Approximately two zones away", said Momo as she walked over, tightening her belt, "If we don't run into any more villains, we should be there in the next ten minutes". "Wait, what about the others?", asked Izuku. "Already here", said a disembodied voice belonging to Toru, "Todoroki and I just got out of the Inferno Zone". At once, Todoroki walked over.
"Let's get this over with", he said, not even looking at the others as he walked past. He immediately began applying cold water to the villain's burns. "Strange", said Kyoka, "He's cold towards us, but displays compassion for the wounded". "Might have something to do with his father", said Monkey. "Father?", asked Toru. "His dad is Endeavor, the Hellfire Hero", Tsuyu explained.
"Speaking of Hellfire, where's Bakugo?", asked Mineta. A loud explosion and the screaming of the word "DIE" filled the air in the distance. "Found him", said Monkey. Everyone ran over to the Desert Zone, where Kirishima was punching out two goons with his rocky fists, while Bakugo knocked the last five away with the force of his explosions! "Yeah!", he cried, "Eat that, you shitty bitches!" At that moment, Momo walked over and slapped him. "You moron!", she snarled, "If you hadn't jumped in when Thirteen was fighting that Warp Villain, we wouldn't be in this situation!" "Yeah", said Tsuyu, "All of what we just went through is your fault". "Hang on guys", said Kirishima, "I know we're all mad at Bakubro, but how is that going to help us here?" Everyone, even Monkey, conceded to that point. Suddenly, another villain wearing blue armor and a blue face-mask appeared! "Prepare to meet your Gods, children", he said, extending a set of blades from his wrists. Todoroki fired his freezing ice at him, only for the villain to absorb the hit! The villain then fired his blades forcing everyone to dodge!
"Hey, these aren't metal", said Mineta, "It's black ice". The villain leaped down and began to fight Momo with a long piece of ice sharpened like a sword! Momo hit him in the stomach, only for the villain to slice her bo staff in half! Todoroki then fired another blast of ice at the villain! Izuku noticed small embers coming off of his left arm as the villain kicked Momo and punched Tsuyu in the face! "Todoroki", he cried, "You need to use your flames on him!" "I'll never use his fire", spat Todoroki, "I'll beat this villain with only my ice or nothing at all"! "Then you and your friends will die braver than most who face me", said the icy villain, only for Bakugo to blast him, knocking the thug into the sand! Kirishima's body was then covered in red stone as he ran over and kicked the villain in the face, knocking him out! "Was it really that hard?", Monkey asked. Todoroki said nothing as he glared at the ape-like face in front of him, before freezing a large sand dune, shattering it.
Everyone walked through and found themselves back near the court yard. Down below, they could see Aizawa lying prone on the ground as the Nomu kept one foot on top of him. Shigaraki and Kurogiri were standing there, looking around for something before Shigaraki pointed to Kurogiri and said something. "Looks like Smokey is getting dressed down", said Kyoka. "Where's our friends?", asked Izuku. "Look", said Momo, "Down there". She pointed to show Izuku and the others that Ochako, Sero, Shoji, and Fumikage tending to Thirteen. "Where are the others?", asked Todoroki. Just then, they heard a twig snap and jerked towards the sound, weapons drawn! There was Koda, nervously hiding among the rocks in his gray, camouflage uniform. "Koda", sighed Tsuyu with relief, "Where's Mina"? Koda gestured for them to follow him, and he lead them to Mina, who was curled up behind a rock. "Oh, thank the Gods", she said quietly, "Iida ran off to get help, but until he gets back, we're on our own". "What about Aizawa Sensei?", asked Kirishima. "That thing laid him out", said Mina, "We're goners for sure now". "Could one of my cannons take out the monster?", asked Momo. "No way", said Mina, "Ochako dropped multiple boulders on it without a scratch. The hand guy said he had a shock absorption Quirk".
Izuku looked back at the Nomu as Bakugo walked towards it. "Bakugo, what are you doing?", asked Kyoka. "To take care of that thing", said Bakugo, "Once me and Shitty Hair take it out, you guys can get out". "That's a terrible plan", said Mina. "You have a better one, Raccoon Eyes?", snarled Bakugo, "No? Then keep quiet. I'll do the heroic thing and stop them". He then stalked off. "I've got a better idea", said Izuku, "Remember how my gorilla form took a cannonball to the face?" "Yes", said everyone. "Here's what we need to do", said Izuku, and he began to explain.
As Bakugo slid down the hill, he saw the Nomu walk away from Aizawa and over to Shigaraki. "I've taken the liberty of recalling the other troops back here", said Kurogiri, "Should the heroes get here, we'll be more than ready for them". "At least you're good for something around here, Kurogiri". Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Bakugo! "One more to make an example of", said Shigaraki. "DIE!", screamed Bakugo as he rocketed forward, only for Tsuyu to knock him out of the way! She then kicked Shigaraki in the stomach! Before Kurogiri could attack, Shoji tossed a massive boulder at him! Kurogiri sent out a warp gate to send the boulder back, only for it to stop in mid-air! Ochako strained as her power held the boulder up long enough for Dark Shadow to send it flying into the Nomu! Shigaraki punched Tsuyu in the face before kicking her away! "Let's see how well they fight when I decay your pretty face", he said as he grabbed her, only for nothing to happen! He turned to see Aizawa, still alive and using his Quirk on him.
Cue Song: I Want My Tears Back by Nightwish
Before he could attack, Shigaraki was distracted by a loud roar. He looked up and saw the Green Gorilla, howling with rage! "Nomu, take out the mini-boss", ordered Shigaraki as Tsuyu broke away! The Green Gorilla then charged toward the Nomu, running down the hill as he beat his chest! As the Nomu charged forward, the Green Gorilla stopped and Momo ran out, dual wielding two four-barreled bazookas! She fired all eight missiles at the Nomu, distracting it long enough for the Green Gorilla to punch it in the face! Todoroki then created a set of ice spikes as Mina threw acid onto the Nomu's arm, allowing the Green Gorilla to tear it off as he tossed the beast onto the spikes, impaling it!
But then, the Nomu pulled itself off of the spikes and shoulder-slammed the Green Gorilla! It then reattached its arm with ease. "I though its Quirk was shock absorption", said Mineta. "I didn't say it was its only Quirk", laughed Shigaraki. The Green Gorilla grabbed a piece of steel scaffold and slammed it onto the Nomu's back before kicking it in the face! Kirishima then leapt onto its back, slamming his rocky fists into the beast as Sero tied its legs with tape! At that moment, the other villains arrived and attacked! A villain with a tail kicked Tsuyu before punching Kyoka in the face! Ochako ran in and used her Quirk to send volleys of rocks flying at him, only for the villain to use his tail to shatter the stones before using his Kung Fu kicks to knock Ochako back! He punched her in the face as the Nomu tossed Kirishima into Sero! Suddenly, Shoji leaped over and kicked the tail villain in the face, before then attacking two villains in hockey masks!
Mina threw globs of acid at the Nomu, hoping to slow it down! Then, the Green Gorilla put the Nomu in a chokehold, holding the thrashing beast back! The Nomu threw the Green Gorilla over its shoulder before getting hit by Dark Shadow! The Nomu then pulled Dark Shadow in before punching Fumikage, knocking them both out! But then, Momo hit the Nomu in the eye with a shuriken, allowing Shoji to toss a fat villain into it! The Nomu knocked the villain aside, leading him to fly into Shigaraki's hands, which turned the fat villain's body into a shower of dust and blood! "Nomu", said Shigaraki, "Forget the grunts. Get the mini-boss!" Momo then pulled out an M-16 machine gun and fired at Shigaraki! The Nomu ran in blocked the shots, only for Momo to throw several grenades at it! She then made a shield to block the Nomu's slamming fist, before grabbing one of the discarded bazookas and firing it point-blank into its face! The Green Gorilla then charged into it, punching it twice before tossing it into the last three villains, knocking them out! The Nomu then grabbed the Green Gorilla and tossed him into the concrete walls!
Bakugo then ran in and fired off several explosions, but the Nomu was unfazed by his weak attacks! It slapped him aside as Momo chuck a spear at it! The beast pulled the spear out of its chest and snapped in two before charging, only to step in Mineta's trap! The creature's foot was caught in his sticky hair balls, twisting its ankle! Momo, exhausted, made more ammo for the bazooka and fired, holding the beast off as Iida ran in. Then, the Green Gorilla ran in and leaped onto the Nomu, jamming a piece of thin metal into its brain, spraying blood onto his fur! The Nomu fell over, dead! Momo sighed with relief before collapsing. "You killed it?", cried Shigaraki, "That's not fair! You've cheated! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED BASTARD!" "No you will not", said a voice, "Because I am here!". It was All Might! He slapped his hands together, creating a shock wave that knocked back the villains! "Get us out of here, Kurogiri", cried Shigaraki. The Green Gorilla snarled as purple smoke filled the air, covering Shigaraki and Kurogiri. He instantly grabbed Aizawa's Capture Cloth and used it like a whip, grabbing Shigaraki and pulling him out of the smoke! As he flew through the air, the Green Gorilla leaped up and with a mighty roar, he slammed Shigaraki down onto his knee, snapping his spine like a twig!
"Shigaraki!", cried Kurogiri. He tried to go after him, but then, Snipe appeared and began shooting at him! The Green Gorilla roared, challenging him to attack! "I'm sorry", said Kurogiri as he fled, leaving Shigaraki to scream in agony. 'Sensei won't be pleased', Kurogiri thought.
A few moments later, everyone in class was brought outside of the USJ, safe and sound. Aoyama didn't seem any worse for wear, as he walked out smiling. "Hey, Aoyama", said Mina, "Where were you during all that?" "In a secret place", he winked. "If you and I weren't so tired, I would absolutely beat him up", said Monkey. "Please don't", yawned Izuku as Ochako held onto his shoulder. Just then, Detective Tsukauchi, a man wearing a tan trenchcoat and fedora, arrived. "Sir, is Thirteen going to be alright", asked Ochako. "Aside from some scars, Thirteen is expected to make a full recovery", said Detective Tsukauchi, "Same goes for your homeroom teacher. Your classmates, however, are going to need a few days to recover, especially Kaminari and Yaoyorozu. I will let you know if anything changes there. Midoriya, come with me. All Might and I would like to speak with you". Izuku got up and tiredly walked after him. "There goes the manliest man who ever did man", said Kirishima. "Do you hear yourself, Shitty Hair?", asked Bakugo.
They walked into a white tent, where All Might was waiting. "All Might, I'm sorry", said Izuku, "I lost control and I crippled that villain". "No one is faulting you for that", said All Might, "If those reports about his Quirk are true, you may have actually stopped him from killing anyone else. I'm the one who is truly at fault. If I hadn't spent all day helping with minor issues, I could have been there sooner". "Yes, but Monkey and I could've handled the situation better", said Izuku. "Don't drag me into this", said Monkey. "The only thing you did was defend the other students", said All Might, "That man wouldn't have been as conflicted if he did what you did to someone like Young Uraraka or Young Asui. But that's not the point. Young Midoriya, my time is running out, and I need to transfer One for All to someone before I lose it entirely". "But Host Body and I have it covered", said Monkey as Izuku's face transformed. "That may be true", said Detective Tsukauchi, "But in the event All Might forever loses his power, chaos will reign". "Which means I need to transfer my power to a New Symbol of Peace", All Might explained. Izuku took a seat and a moment to think. "Do you have any candidates in mind?", he asked at last. "I have several on hand, including your classmates", said All Might. "I think I have just the person in mind', smiled Izuku, "She's strong, smart, and courageous. The absolute best person for the job". "Who is it?", asked Detective Tsukauchi. "My classmate", said Izuku, "Momo Yaoyorozu".
Elsewhere, in a dark pit, a misshapen man was blasting Kurogiri with lightning! "Do you realize the depths of your failure, Kurogiri?", the ogre asked, "Thanks to you, Tomura has been captured, and our forces have been culled". "I understand, Sensei", groaned Kurogiri as he picked himself up, "I wanted to save Shigaraki. Truly I did. But All Might and the ape were too powerful for me to take on alone". The devil adjusted his tie before sitting down on his throne. A harness with tube and wires came down and he strapped himself into it, a loud hiss filling the air as oxygen was being pumped into his mask. "Yes, I can see how you would struggle against All Might and a giant gorilla", the ogre said, "For now, I look forward to seeing how you will lead the League of Villains while I plan to liberate Tomura from the pits of Tartarus". "How I will lead?", asked Kurogiri. "Did you think your punishment would be easy, Kurogiri?", the ogre asked, "I expect a great deal from you, now that you're the leader. The weight of my expectations is the worst burden I can bestow upon you, Kurogiri, so you had best not fail me again". "You have my word of honor, Sensei", said Kurogiri with a bow. "Go, Oboro", said All for One, "Impress me".
On the other side of the world, in the comfort of a warm bed with a glass of red wine, a figure tunes into the news. "...A terrorist attack that left one dead, and multiple injured", said the reporter on air, "While the attack was unprecedented, the work of UA's Class 1-A managed to prevent the villains from attacking anyone else in the city. Still no word on why the USJ was attacked…" The figure paused on the grainy security footage of the Green Gorilla fighting the Nomu. They knew what was at work here, for an expert in the art of black witchcraft could recognize the spell at work. They looked to the side of the bed to find the object they needed. "Time to speak with an old friend", the figure said.
Gorilla Fact: Gorillas tend to frighten off attackers by charging and beating their chests. Much like in the final USJ fight, this is usually a bluff to throw their enemies off.
