Screams echoed across the dark gates of Hell as a man named Bernard had his flesh forcefully stripped from his body. Crimson red blood soaked the floors as his eyes were forcefully torn out of their sockets by rusty hooks.

Pinhead laughed with joy as he tore the man's teeth out, one by one. It was always a pleasure when someone opened up the box and allowed the Cenobites to work their magic on them.

Pinhead continued tormenting the man by grabbing his tongue and forcefully tearing it out of the man's mouth.

Tears exited the man's now black eye sockets as Pinhead read his lips and saw Bernard saying "please no more."

Pinhead shook his head and said "but the fun is just beginning."

As Pinhead was about to begin charring the man's testicles over a fire, he noticed that there was a man standing next to him with his arms crossed.

This man had black skin, dreadlocks, and was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt. Most people would think that a man like this was not to be fucked with, if not for the fact that he was also wearing a pink tutu, while riding a unicycle, and juggling SNES cartridges of Shaq Fu.

Pinhead couldn't believe this man's insolence. He asked "who dares disturb the sanctity of Hell?"

Busta Rhymes then said "Nigga, who are you? I was just trying to solve a Rubik Cube and then I was suddenly here."

Pinhead sneered before stating "you, who have opened the box, will now experience all of the pleasures that Hell has to offer."

Busta Rhymes then said "the only pleasure I want to experience is the sanctity of marriage."

As Busta Rhymes said this, a billboard appeared out of nowhere with a picture of Busta Rhymes getting married to Krusty the Clown, while an army of Care Bears were fighting the Monster High Girls in the background and Jay Jay the Jet Plane was in a dogfight with Harold the Helicopter.

Pinhead just looked blankly at the picture and said "this means nothing in the grand scheme of-" but before he could finish, Busta Rhymes bashed Pinhead with the billboard, sending the Cenobite flying through the air.

Busta Rhymed then looked over at Bernard, before giving him a Lunchables Pizza and saying "this will give you power, use it wisely."

Bernard wondered what that even meant, but Busta Rhymes just turned into a bag of Cheetos and flew away.

As Busta Rhymes flew through the air, a chain with a hook at the end shot through the air and pierced the bag of Cheetos skin, causing Busta Rhymes to change back to normal.

More hooked chains shot through the air and began piercing various parts of Busta Rhymes body. Every single time this happened, a loud airhorn noise would exit from the rapper's body.

Soon, all of Busta Rhymes limbs were stretching in opposite directions, only instead of blood, Mountain Dew flavored ICEE dripped from his wounds.

Pinhead calmly approached the rapper and said "your attempts to escape are greatly amusing, but unfortunately your fun must come to an end so that my fun can begin."

The chains then began to pull in various directions, until eventually the rapper was pulled apart completely. Instead of huge amounts of gore erupting from the rapper's body like the Cenobite was hoping for, Busta Rhymes moreso resembled a LEGO minifigure falling apart. Pinhead could even swear that he saw LEGO studs falling out of his lower waste.

"This should serve as a lesson to all. No one escapes Hell under any circumstance" said Pinhead.

As Pinhead gloated over his victory, Busta Rhymes, while wearing a Hawaiian tourist outfit and holding a camera, was taking pictures of the recently dismembered LEGO man.

"Good golly, this is going to make a great edition to my scrapbook" said Busta Rhymes cheerfully.

"Correct, this will make a valuable edition to-" Pinhead stopped gloating before his eyes just widened as he looked over at the dismembered LEGO man, then back at Busta Rhymes. He did a double take to check to see if what he was seeing was correct.

Busta Rhymes then asked "howdy partner, could ya take a picture of me with this guy?"

Pinhead just smacked the camera out of the rapper's hand before saying "enough of this foolishness." He then snapped his fingers and caused an entourage of chains to emerge from the dark gray walls before piercing through Busta Rhymes body once again.

Busta Rhymes just smiled a goofy smile and said "hey, I can do that too."

Busta Rhymes then snapped his fingers and several strands of spaghetti emerged and bound up Pinhead effortlessly.

Pinhead struggled to get out of the Spaghetti, but unfortunately these spaghetti noodles were empowered with chi energy.

Busta Rhymes effortlessly got out of his chain prison, ran over to Pinhead, and began slapping him in the face repeatedly with a foam finger.

This went on for about ten minutes and Pinhead's face got more and more bruised in the process.

Soon, Pinhead became fed up with this charade and he let out an explosion of hellish energy, burning the spaghetti and turning Busta Rhymes into a medium rare steak.

Pinhead lifted Busta Rhymes into the air with his telepathy and said "now, the time has come for you to suffer, I command it" before summoning an onslaught of knives and driving them straight into Busta Rhymes chest.

Dozens of new holes were created by Pinhead's knife attack, but Busta Rhymes didn't react. Instead, Busta Rhymes just stuck his thumb in his mouth and blew really hard, causing all the knives in his body to fire out in all directions, a few of them getting embedded into Pinhead.

Busta Rhymes then responded with "oh yeah? Well I command you to suffer too" before summoning one thousand DVD copies of Elektra and forcing them to swarm the lead cenobite.

Pinhead fell to the ground as the DVDs sliced bits and pieces of him off, one by one.

"You may be a tougher foe than I first realized, but the powers of Hell are limitless. No one can escape its suffering." Said Pinhead

As the lead Cenobite said this, over 1000 cenobites began showing up, all with the intention of tearing apart the rapper, piece by piece.

Pinhead grinned and said "has the realization of your situation dawned on you yet, mortal?"

Busta Rhymes just shrugged his shoulders and said "well golly gosh."

As the cenobites began to close in on Busta Rhymes, Bernard jumped into the center of the conflict and said "not today" before summoning an avalanche of fruit gushers and wiping out all of the Cenobites in one swift move.

Bernard then lent a hand to Busta Rhymes, which the rapper graciously took before getting back up.

Bernard then said "the Lunchables Pizza you gave me was imbued with the power cosmic. I now have the power of the cosmos running through my body."

Busta Rhymes nodded his head and said "that's the true power of Lunchables and I'm glad you understand its true nature. Now let's finish this freak once and for all."

For once, Pinhead didn't have anything grand or philosophical to say, he just went with the first phrase that came to his mind.

"Oh shit" said Pinhead.

"You said it" said Busta Rhymes and Bernard simultaneously, before they both opened up their mouths and a large stream of blue Fun Dip exited from the two warrior's yappers, hitting the lead Cenobite dead on and causing him to melt into paste.

Busta Rhymes then said "now, its time to destroy Hell and liberate these lost souls, once and for all" before summoning a dimension sized chocolate chip cookie and dropping it on Hell, causing the entire afterlife to explode in a gloriously doughy way.

The two heroes then looked around the now nonexistent void before Bernard asked "now what?"

Busta Rhymes then asked "wanna go jerk off to Ever After High while using Fruit Roll-Ups as tissues?"

Bernard then said "fuck yeah."

The two of them then turned into bananas and flew away to go and enjoy their fruity pastime.