Diary of a Pokémon Trainer

This is just a passion project, I will not profit off this

This is also not the end product I will keep going until I physically cannot

This story is a normal story, just like any other. But you know that no story can be the same. Oh no, you think you are in a dream but you are back to reality, back to square one again.

A mysterious portal

Magnet walks on the faded red mats, the winter snow froze him to the core. "This is the future now, you cannot turn back" these words ingrained into his mind. He pulled out the documents, opened the door and inhaled in the winter air.

"Sir! Here is the documents!."

Magnet isn't smart, Magnet isn't bright, Magnet cannot write.

You see, Magnet wasn't from this planet, he was not a pop tart.

The hammer and sickle painting was bold. The two sickles the leader held could unify or break a country in

a slice.

"Ayyy wassup! You got the docs?"

"Yes sir!"

"You see, these aren't political documents, these are environmental documents"

"The environment? Why the frick-frackin hell is the environment important?"

"You must follow me! Stated the leader."

You see, the leader isn't any old leader. It is the one, The only… Kool Tart

7ft, the most feared person on his planet. Definitely the coolest though, I repeat that he is super cool.

He walked down into a bunker, it was a map with many pins in it. One was neon and in the north. nobody goes north, and never in the winter.

"This neon pin is the portal."

"What portal!"

"We must go there magnet, we must"

Two days later, they finally made it to the pin.

Magnet spotted a ball on the floor, it had a red paint coat on it with white on the bottom. Then it flashed yellow, grew eyes, and started rolling full force at magnet

"AH WHAT IS THAT"

Then it all faded black, everybody near it fainted

In a galaxy far away, no not even a galaxy, a universe far away.

A boy named sky was walking to school, Sky was smart, Sky was what some would call an innovative student.

On a normal seeming day, a dark figure appeared and knocked him out.

That's all that I can recall before it actually began, when the chaos actually began.

The following weeks

I used to be a Pokémon fan, before the incident.

My favourite Pokémon was garchomp, it could fly and swim. It's only weakness was ice

It was also a normal day. Sun was shining, until it started raining, raining a lot.

There was 2 witnesses, Flip and Nathan.

I was your average Joe, I did not think pears should be on pizza and I still do.

Does pear actually belong on pizza? Who am I asking!

Anyways, the rain was so bad that the bus was cancelled. But the bus driver was not taking that because he had to be there on time. But there was one tiny, minuscule problem. The brakes didn't work, it was about to be chaos. SCREECH, I got crushed by the bus, or so I thought. I woke up in an odd world, the trees and bushes felt different.

"I've been expecting you"

I was handed two balls, painted to be like the poland flag.

"Throw it at me!" Screamed Flip

I threw that ball so hard that it created a flash, the ball didn't even hit. One shake, Two Shakes, It flashed green.

But then I noticed, this was the world of Pokémon.

My friend was my starter, this was real, from this moment I knew my destiny.

I threw the ball down, Flip was way smaller. The size of a tennis ball.

What if I told you there wasn't around 1100 Pokémon, there was infinite ones.

But first, I had to get shelter, get food, get water

"Down the concreate road we go

Down the concreate road we go

Murdering defenceless animals

Commiting Animal abuse

Until I reach the the city"

If I could describe it in a poem, it'd be something like that.

Despite having a lot of fun, I knew I had to do something, I couldn't make a living selling miltank meat and milk. I thought, why should I try and be a Pokémon master when I could go to an academy? It sounded stupid to flip but I knew if I did good I could get good relations I could join a team.

I set off to the city, the capital of the west regions of galar, burnham. The shining capital of the west regions.

So we walked, we walked, we bought a bike, we cycled. 3 days later, me and flip made it to the shining capital. We made it to the academy with a shining pokeball on top. We went to the desk and tried to get a place.

Above the desk, it said

"You can get a free room, free education, free pokemon, but you can't get no privacy. It was concerning but this was my only option, but that free Pokémon part peaked my curiosity. I went over to the labs to get a Pokémon.

Professor Redwood showed me three Pokémon, I could take one

"You want the water, fire or grass one?"

"Do any of them get a gun?"

"I believe sobb-"

"I'll take sobble then!"

I had 3 choices,

Sobble: The pokemon that cries but grows up to be a school shooter

Grookey: grass monkey Pokémon that likes drums

Scorbunny: footballer

Later that day, I went to my maths class, we were doing trigonometry or something like that. After the class I went outside then…

Then I found everything I needed

TEAM SKY!

Sky had been here for a year, he had a small

Sky was slightly taller then me, he had a poocheyena and the lord of the skies, rayquaza. You see, rayquaza is one of the strongest Pokémon. He lived in a apartment next to a library. For the next few days we robbed, we chilled, we lived on the edge. But soon, we would be pushed off that edge. It was a normal day, robbing some potatoes. Until we got caught by the police, we ran and we ran. But then sky got shot in the arm. The only way sky would be able to survive would include medical items. There was only 1 thing I could do, use the poke ball on sky

I was hesitant at first, but I had to do what I had to do.

"I can't do it! It's not gonna work!"

"Don't worry, everything will be alright"

That's when flip barged in

"You don't have to pay taxes inside a pokeball! It's free rent"

I just decided to throw it at him

One shake, Two shake, Sucsess.

I had 3 Pokémon now, I could do the gym Challange

I heard about people who would release or even kill

Pokémon if they fainted in a battle. I could never ever do that

Day 1

I know school is hard, especially on the first day. Sky had been here for a year and been at school, better off keeping him at the dorm. We managed to get a dorm for free because we were doing the gym challange.

Pokémon can learn moves, these moves can destroy or paralyse Pokémon. I was given a by the professor, he was investigating if sneasel could actually sneeze because it was April fools. My first lesson was maths, while I was walking up a flight of stairs somebody threw a painting of a cyndaquil at me. I was late but excused as there was 5 different massive buildings

The names of the buildings were

Plusle Hall (3rd largest) topics inside include language learning and art

Koffing Labs (5th largest) topics inside included maths and science

Eevee Complex (biggest) topics include Battling, Computer science, English, maths and the assembly hall which battles could also be held in. Also had 4 stories

Charmander Gym (4th largest) had a gym, changing room, and hall for indoor sports

Minum Bridge (2nd largest) had the reception and history plus some other subjects

Here is also my guide to how to survive in Pokémon academy's

1. Help out teachers, they can be generous sometimes and give rare candies or Pokémon if you are lucky

2. Do not mess with any gangs (until you are strong enough) most gangs have at least one member that has beaten the elite four, they control the school

3. Do not mention Notham Academy (just don't)

4. There are also Pokémon students, if you see one which is scared or sad, don't be scared to speak to them as it is very frequent Pokémon get bullied because they are really just humans still but they are encased in a ball and way smaller

5. Always feed you and your Pokémon pasta from the canteen, the lines may be long but you get a more delicious meal

I cant really help anybody else out except from those 5 tips

Honestly, this school is a blast if you can get a good timetable. Sure you get a teacher that drops the F bomb every time they get an answer wrong but most of them are fine. But then you get some like Mr Lavander, he is a great maths teacher who always pitches in and helps out during investigations in the school. But soon, a greater mystery would unfold.