This Claimer: I do not own hunny or its containers.
So, it was a regular sunned day in the Hundred Acre Wood. Rabbit was hoing the garden of his carrots, Owl was reading books and doing brain stuff, Eeyore was in severe mental anguish whilst rebuilding his house and losing his butt to displacement, and Kanga and Roo were doing hopping and jumping.
Tigger was on his treehouse eating a grape and he was hearing a noise in his ear so he looked outside his window and saw a very small animal named Piglet. He didn't like Piglet, but he didn't dislike him either, so he bounded down and spoke words to him.
"I am fetching a hunny for Pooh Bear, my friend," said the pink porcine one. "Let's do a helpful thing and have you chip-in with me."
Tigger agreed because he was the only one. He and Piglet got the pot of hunny and wrapped it up with a bow to give to the round friend of theirs. Just then, a tragedy struck and all the hunny pots in the wood got taken by a conniving force. It was identifiable as a threat: Heffalumps and Woozles.
There would be blood.
Tigger was angered and Piglet even less so. They devised a plan to win back the hunny with a trap.
Piglet and Tigger built a trap using the scrap from Tigger's old shack of a shack. Then, they both gently placed the last hunny pot in the centre of the trap. Then the Heffalumps and Woozles came to get the hunny in the trap, but then they got trapped by the trick as Tigger pulled the trigger.
But the Heffalumps and Woozles were not stopped by definition and this was most worrisome to Piglet. The harmful creatures got over to Tigger and beat the everloving stuffing out of the orange feline fella.
Piglet ran to Pooh's house, known by its tree, and howled for his friend to aid in the rescue of their badly beaten bro. Pooh zoomed with running speed to the city where Christopher Robin lived. He brought with him the whole gang: Piglet, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga, and Roo.
Piglet could do masterful machinery.
Owl had hammer-like wings.
Rabbit had a fondness for jewelry.
Eeyore had melancholy after what happened to his best friend on the Ark over 50 years ago.
And Kanga and Roo did cute cheer dances to revive the fallen.
Pooh and friends were redirected by Christopher Robin to the city hall. There, the crew met the Mayor. He was happy to introduce them to the spy missions for retrieving Tigger intel. It turned out that Gopher was already on the case.
"Hey, Pooh-boy! It'shhheeee been a while!" said Gopher, his signature whistle spilling through his chiselling front incisors. But Gopher only had three scenes since he was never in the actual book.
The next thing that could happen was rescuing the stolen Tigger. He was locked in a cell by his bloodthirsty captors. When Pooh and the gang got to the Heffalumps and Woozles' hideout, they were very surprised to see that their good friend was already free out of the insides of his prison and was beating up his guards with fists like proper iron.
Rabbit thought this was a really cool fight since Tigger was usually such a knucklehead. Rabbit thought that maybe he and Tigger could be better friends from that day on, but only if Tigger stayed out of his garden for once in his pathetic life.
"Yeah, life is pretty pathetic for us Tiggers," said Tigger. "The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one..." He started to think about his pride and how Tigger-like it was.
Everyone nodded in agreement and ran to the jungle to collect more resources like remotes. They even got a prized stapler from a conman. Lumpy was in the jungle too and, good gravy, was he fat!
When they got to the pass in an icy domain, they suddenly uncovered a terrible truth. As it turned out, the Heffalumps and Woozles were wearing deadly disguises. One of the female Woozles removed her helmet, revealing her identity to be that of another Tigger. She badmouthed Tigger and then they blocked the road to the sky.
Tigger was depressed in his heart and needed consolation, so he sat in the laboratory up north and moped until Pooh spoke with his sobbing face. "I just thought... I was the only one..." Tigger bemoaned.
"No more sulking, scrub; I need you in top fighting shape," said Pooh.
Tigger understood and they hid on the back of a freighter. Revealing themselves very soonafter, they ambushed the baddies and packed a wallop on their despicable tushes.
Then the leader of the evil Tigger clan came over with his power and shot Tigger and stole the biggest pot of hunny all for his own selfish desires. He also exiled the female Tigger from before because she was not suitable for being in the clan; her heart was too kind like Tigger's.
So when the world collapsed in on itself, everyone had to fight to survive. After some thinking between respective heads, Pooh and Tigger agreed to let the female Tigger join the squad and they looked for pieces of metal. Piglet took of the metal and constructed a powerful spaceship that could launch them straight into space.
Once in space, they had to deal with a lot of dumb armour-piercing shenanigans that padded out the length of agony within the celestial realm. Eventually, they got all the lost seven hunny pots and Pooh used them to turn more yellow than normal and he punched the leader of the evil Tiggers with tremendous force. This ensured the truest victory of all time and everyone was allowed to go home and live their best lives once again.
But was there evil still lurking in the realm where home was residing? Well, it did seem that in their absence, Christopher Robin did something quite terrible!
TO BE CONTINUED...?
