Gon and Killua wasn't aware that they were being watched, very far away mind you with special binoculars so the enemy wouldn't be sensed.

"Looks like they're headed toward the ice cream shop." No response. "Uvo?" Still nothing. "Can't you hear me!?"

Nobunaga groaned under his breath when he finally stared at his partner, he shouldn't have bothered yelling. Once Uvojin had his sights on something he rarely responds. Although, this reaction was different.

He was about to ask his friend what was wrong with him but then the brute finally started giggling, "Oooh~ that's what I'm talking about~"

"WHAT are you gawking at? You're not focused on those kids."

His eyes grew large when his comrade finally looked at him; he was unusually giddy and grinning from ear to ear. "Do I even want to know?"

"Look at that ass!"

Nobunaga face palmed. "A woman….really…." He went back to observing the kids, hoping he didn't lose them when Uvo jabbed him in the side, "Right there! Look, she's right there with them!"

"The one talking to them?" "Yes!" "Why are you so giddy about a random woman? Didn't you just have your lust satiated last week at the brothel?"

"No, this one is different. Remember what I told you years ago what I was looking for?"

He vaguely remembered to be honest. Uvo moaned, "I know she's a little short for me BUT her body is nothing like girls her size. Machi and Shizuku look good but they're too skinny with no shape. This chick, she has curves and meat on her bones….I like that in a woman~"

His partner sighed, "Get your mind out of the gutter and focus for once. You'll just get bored as usual and then end up killing her." "Woah~" "Hmm?"

The woman looked as if she was using nen to look at something on a map laid out in front of her. "That's interesting. I wonder what she just did." "Let's find out!"

The swordsman had no choice but to follow his idiot of a friend, hoping he wasn't going to create a scene in public when they're supposed to be on the down-low.


*Gon and Killua were grinning ear to ear, "So this area is our next adventure?" She smirked, "I don't know if it's that, but that's the path you need to go." "Wow! Thanks again Megumi!" "It's no problem, I'm just glad I got to hang out with you guys again."

"Want us to walk you home?" "Sure."

It wasn't even five minutes when they were in a secluded opening in the park when all three stopped. "I just felt a chill up my spine...am I imagining it?"

The boys got into defensive stances, "Nope, I sense someone strong coming here." "Me too." Sure enough their hunches were right when two members of the phantom troupe skidded to a stop in front of them.

Killua snapped, "What the hell do you want now!?" The swordsman kept his temper under control this time before asking, "We have no quarrel with you as of now. I'm just merely curious about something."

He pointed at the woman asking, "What ability did you use on that map earlier?" Gon stood protectively in front of her as Killua growled, "It's none of your business."

The woman didn't get intimated too often, except by surprise encounters that is. She tapped the Zoldyck on the shoulder, "I don't mind telling them. It's nothing special."

Plus, it might prevent a fight from happening and I'm no fighter.


"Yeah you little squirt, let the woman speak for herself."

"Well, I just call it a sixth sense if anything. Basically, I can predict where your next path is on a map. I can't give any specifics; its just that's your next destination you need to go….I hope that makes sense."

Nobunaga was skeptical as the brute asked, "What's your name sweetheart?" "Um...Megumi." "Well, I guess that's all we need to know then right?" "Yeah, that's all the information I wanted. Let's go."

"Not yet~ I still need to get what I came after." His comrade didn't have a chance to fuss at him when he built up a lot of energy and lunged for Killua. His speed as remarkably swift he barely had time to block his attack. He sent him skidding back and seemed like he was going to give chase but it was a ploy.

"You got her?"

The ninja sighed, "Despite my better judgment." During Uvojin's attack, that was the perfect time to have his blade against her throat. "Are you done?"

Megumi felt like she was frozen in fear, everything happened so fast she didn't even remember when Gon grabbed her and tried to take her somewhere safe when the ninja anticipated his move and knocked him into a building. Leaving her standing with the blade to her neck.

Killua yelled, "That's low to be picking on a defenseless fighter you cowards!" "Ugh, shut up runt." The brute managed to give him a good kick before hurling the woman over his shoulder, "Ready when you are." "I've been ready."

Just like that, the two members of the Phantom Troupe escaped with Gon and Killua's friend.


*The swordsman finally snapped at his friend when they got to a safe area, "What the hell is the matter with you!? They weren't supposed to know we've been following them you idiot!"

The brute snorted and set the woman down, "It was worth it now that we have our little ray of sunshine here."

"Will someone please tell me what's going on?" She looked back and forth between the men flabbergasted and annoyed more than anything.

"Simple, you're coming with me~ What makes this better Nobunaga is the troupe can use her ability too. It's a win-win!"

The ninja rolled his eyes with a grunt since he knew his partner had a point. Megumi on the other hand….

Uvojin arched a brow when she just turned and began to walk away. "Where are you going?"

She stopped for a second to say, "This whole situation is too much for my nerves to handle. I'm going home."

The lug snickered and quickly grabbed her arm when she turned and slapped him. Bad idea.

"Holy son of a...bi….nghh...ow!"

It felt like she hit a brick wall and boy was her hand burning and throbbing. "I actually felt a tingle on my cheek...got more spunk than I thought." Secretly he hoped she wasn't the spunky type, it was a huge turn off for him.

His friend just laughed at the woman's pain when Uvo grinned proudly, "You got to give her some credit man. Takes gut to do what she did."


*Uvojin was so excited when they finally reached one of the bases, making sure she was blindfolded so she didn't know their location. He took her an empty room he claimed as his own and ogled his prize.

She was wearing yoga pants with some sneakers, a dark green tank top with two studs in each ear. How can such a small woman have such a nice big butt…..unless it's those pants. Her tits are a nice size too. She reminds me of an hourglass, all filled out in the right places.

After she managed to get the blindfold off she gasped when his hands gripped her shoulders. "Don't worry I'm not gonna hurt ya. I just want to check some things."

*Megumi was in shock on how huge and muscular this dude was. He could easily kill her with a flick of his pinky no doubt. She wasn't sure what to do when he felt of her upper arms except to be still, which may be in her best interest. Although, it didn't take long before she began to scowl and fidget uncomfortably as he just beamed in excitement.

"Very soft. Ooh, you actually have some love handles here. Damn girl, how can your thighs and ass be this plushy! Oh yeah I definitely made the right choice."

The woman tried to remain calm and not look ticked off, "What do you want? Am I a hostage or bait?"

He chuckled and ruffled her soft short hair, "Don't worry about it. You're not leaving so just make yourself at home. I'll go get us something to eat, don't go anywhere now."


*The woman face palmed and took a much needed deep breath when he left. Make myself at home he says….how can he say it like nothing weird has happened? He must be crazy….well, not my first time dealing with weird people.

Like Killua, she wasn't one for taking orders. No sooner than she got halfway down the opposite end of the hallway a melodious voice made her stop, "My, someone doesn't like to listen~"

There was no mistaking that voice and she was about to say something, but he held a finger to his lips with a sly grin. She knew all too well not to question Hisoka and his methods, which made her wonder why he was even here. Looks like I'm not going to find out yet.

"Run along back to your room~ It be a shame if the others killed you, then I wouldn't have the opportunity to have my next reading again~"

He motioned for her to start walking but she gasped when he grabbed her wrist, "Hmm, what's this?" Hisoka was staring intently at her swollen hand with a slightly narrowed gaze. "It's nothing, I just made the poor choice to slap Uvojin."

She scowled when his expression turned into amusement. Of course he would laugh at her poor judgment. "HEY!?"

Megumi nearly jumped out of her skin and actually tried to hide behind Hisoka when the large brute stomped closer. Hisoka wasn't phased naturally and mused, "Now calm down Uvojin~ There's no need to jump to conclusions."

This cause the other to punch a hole in the wall, "Then you better start explaining Hisoka!"

"Your little prisoner was off wandering all alone, who knows what would've happened if the others saw her first. You should be thanking me~"

Uvo looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel but instead, calmed down a bit. The magician had a point, no one knows about her yet and he needs to talk to the boss about her.

"Tch, fine. Come on Megumi." He grabbed her other wrist and watched Hisoka's action carefully to make sure he wasn't going to try anything…..there's no telling with this guy. Luckily, he just released her and began to go on his way.

He narrowed his gaze at the woman when he jerked her back in the room, "Why didn't you try to resist when he had you?" She just had to smirk, "He's scary. That should be kind of obvious."

Uvo nodded in agreement as he handed her a small satchel of food. He growled in a low tone inching very close to her face, "If I didn't know any better, it seems like you two know each other." Arching a brow she asked, "Why's that?"

She tensed when she was backed into the wall and Uvo was right in her face still fuming, "Why else wouldn't he kill you? I may not have known him long, but he's not the type to show mercy." Megumi sighed with a shrug, "I have no idea. He probably wasn't going to waste his time on a weakling like me."

Luckily I'm a decent liar when it comes to playing dumb.

The atmosphere in the room changed when he grabbed her chin in a firm grip, "You have a good point and to be honest, I was actually jealous for a minute there….I'm the only one who can touch you~"

Megumi winced from the slight tightening of his grip and the sudden kiss that followed. "Don't leave the room this time or I may have to get rough with you in bed later. I'd hate to end up killing you~ I don't think you'll be able to handle my dick~"


In the meeting area.

"WHY NOT!?"

Chrollo spoke gently, "I appreciate your intentions to benefit the troupe, but it sounds like her ability really isn't anything worhwhile. Now, if she could give specifics or tell us an area where we shouldn't go…..that would be more useful."

Feitan nodded, "Agreed. Shall I dispose of her?"

"No! She's fucking mine!"

His partner sighed and patted his back, "You can't keep her Ovujin, she'll just be in the way." "But Nobunaga!" "If I may suggest something~"

All eyes turned to Hisoka who was presently lazily leaning against a pillar, "I'll be more than happy to take her back. I doubt she'll go around saying what happened, I mean, who would actually believe her?"

Machi narrowed her gaze at the magician, "You're actually vouching for someone's life? What are you not telling us."

Just a coy smirk, "I've used her talent a few times myself as a client, it comes in handy when I'm bored."

Uvojin was about to snap until Shalnark intervened in a cheerful tone, "I have a solution that should please everyone. Why not do as Hisoka suggested? Sure she's not of any interest to the troupe and it appears she does have some type of nen ability; but, there's a slight chance we could use her talent in the future. As for you Uvo, you can always visit when we're nearby and have your fun."

Luckily, everyone was in agreement. Uvojin didn't get to have his fun unfortunately as he sulked when he went back to the room. "I'll be seeing you soon for our fun, that's a promise."

Before she could respond Hisoka quickly jabbed her in the stomach to knock her out, "Hey?" "This way I don't have to worry about a blindfold or any resistance."


*It was already dark by this point, close to midnight by the time the magician got back. He already knew where she lived and entered through the unlocked window. He set her own on the couch when her phone went off.

He answered it casually when he saw who it was, "Hello~"

"Hi..Hisoka!? What are you doing with Megumi's phone!?"

"Calm down Killua, I was nice enough to bring her back safe and sound." Gon yelled from the background, "Where are you!? Is she ok!? What did they want with her?"

"You're welcome to stop by her place and check on her if you don't believe me. Unfortunately, that's all I can say on the matter."

He hung up and arched a brow when the woman sat up rubbing her sore gut. "Awake already?" "Thanks for not punching too hard. I hate to ask, but why did you help me?"

Hisoka waltzed over with a hand on his hip musing innocently as he gently tilted her chin up, thumbing the tiny bluish marks already forming from Uvojin's grip from earlier.

"Your skill interests me, you already know that. Besides, no one leaves bruises or has fun with my little gumdrop…except me~"

"I wish you would quit calling me that already." "Mmm, I need to thank Gon again for the idea."

(I know it's not a bunch of smut yet and detail but I have more short stories in my head than anything with my OC lol)

I'm going to explain the pun nickname in next chapter, it was in fact Gon's fault lol

*Couldn't think of a better title for all this so I'm open to suggestions*