A giant skull could very well be the home of the pirate crew of one of the Four Emperors, and yet a certain unpredictable ninja wouldn't think twice about breaking in. He could very well take the opportunity to get to know the place better. After all, who would be able to fight one-on-one against someone who has defeated gods before? It's time for Uzumaki Style! Hot! Spicy! Smut?

Disclaimer: I do not own the masterpieces of Naruto or One Piece as they are both owned by their respective amazing writers, Masashi Kishimoto and Eiichiro Oda, but I will honestly claim my own creations along the way.

At this point, I'm starting the second series of drabble, created and developed exclusively by Tengoku no Kotei. This is something I can do in my spare time. Honestly enjoy or read something different. I'm not blaming you.

Spicy scenes. Make sure you enjoy it however you like. Naruto and Ulti.

Onigashima

Chapter 1

"Kiss my ass Tobiroppo!"

The celebration was raging in Onigashima, an island located in the center of Wano Country, and ruled by one of the Four Emperors. Kaido of the Beasts. Everyone was partying, but it was not known for sure what was the reason for this party. However, a certain high-ranking woman was feeling very irritable today.

Why do you want to know? She was excited! Yes, Ulti, Page One's older sister and a member of the Tobiroppo who acted directly under Kaido's command, was aroused to the last hair in her pussy.

"Watch out, dammit!"

Naruto chuckled as a silky lock of blue hair with thin pink lines hit his chest just as he was about to corner the hallway. The strong scent of female arousal assaulted the extremely heightened senses of the orange shinobi.

Of course he sensed the bluish a mile away and could have easily avoided the physical confrontation. But what fun would that be in Onigashima? - "I see you haven't changed, Ulti-san."

As she took a moment to study his face, he took in her ethereal beauty. Large, round eyes framed by long lashes and encompassing violet irises that glowed under the party hall lights like an aurora. Her hair, as blue as pink with a streak of white, was combed into rounded shapes cascading deliciously near the middle of her back.

Just as he could remember, the magnificent woman had a sharp pair of horns on the sides of her head and the pink mask covering from nose to mouth. She wore a provocative white long-sleeved mini dress that was pleated above the waist, with a blue bow below the pointed collar, inevitably further accentuating the woman's bouncy assets. The set succulently molded the smooth contour of her gigantic J-cup breasts, which unsuccessfully struggled to free themselves from the juicy prison.

The bottom of her dress, light blue and without pleats, with a placket of buttons down the middle, ends in a short skirt portion that has a slightly gathered hem, leaving most of Ulti's fleshy legs visible. Strapped around her shoulders is a dark blue cape trimmed with light blue fur at the ends that hangs low to the ground, and her footwear is red high heels.

Looking down at her fabulous body, it was remarkable how well-endowed Ulti had become over the years, because the mini dress accentuated her wide waist and idyllic hips so well; which highlighted a beautiful plump strawberry ass that swayed back and forth with every movement of the dinosaur like woman.

Uzumaki Naruto came to a simple conclusion. She was an extremely fuckable woman.

"W-wait..." - stammered Ulti in disbelief when he saw the three whisker marks on either side of the man's face. - "Do you mean to tell me... are you that strange guy from some time ago?" - Swallowing the saliva in her suddenly dry throat, Ulti was cursing herself inwardly as she began to sway towards him with a sway of her fertile hips - "Is the little guy bigger down there too?"

Shit. She wanted to fuck so badly. Damn dinosaur senses!

Ulti needed to get out of here! She needed to do something!

Naruto chuckled as the woman stepped forward to try and unexpectedly headbutt him. It was probably faster than anyone else could realize, but he saw everything unfold in slow motion. The air around them split as he appeared behind the woman in a flash just as she pounced on him. He now had her against the wall, his mouth pressed to her ear. - "Go ahead and feel how big I am, Ulti-chan."

The blue one was absolutely stunned when the blond held her so tightly that her release proved inextricable. Getting out of the way or using her full Devil Fruit transformation was cowardly and would tarnish her reputation. And then she started grinding her hips against him, hoping he'd flinch, only to gasp when she felt it.

'That can't be... he can't be...' - thought Page One's barely dressed older sister as her heart began to hammer in her chest. The blond was using both hands to hold it, so it wasn't possible that this was his arm. So that means his cock was so colossal in size that, even at rest, hewas nestling in the middle of her tendons. - 'Oh... that's a huge dick.'

"Hmmm… you sure are one hot piece of ass." - Naruto purred candidly with hunger. - "Just say the word and I'll fuck you."

Her knees buckled as his hot breath penetrated her earlobe, his husky voice sending shivers down her spine. Somehow, with just one miserable caress, he was able to activate her muscles. It was then that she realized that he could only be using that strange energy to amplify this feeling.

Many men played the part, but none of them were able to follow suit when she fulfilled the offer. They were all so damn weak. This guy wasn't kidding, as only through his message did she understand that this wasn't the first time he'd teased the opposite sex.

Try as she might, she hadn't been able to convince her pussy to stay out of it and now she was starting to react to him accosting her like that in front of anyone nearby watching. If she wasn't so excited, she would have died of humiliation!

Though she wouldn't admit it out loud, she couldn't believe this was the same guy she hadn't paid attention to when he'd come down from the skies falling on Onigashima screaming like a lunatic about ramen and orange being the combination of the gods.

"... kiss my ass, damn it."

"What was that?" - Naruto cooed, enjoying how meek Tobiroppo seemed now. - "Do you want to repeat that, Ulti-chan?"

"I said..." - muttered the blue one, infuriated that he was mocking her with that affectionate honorific. - "Kiss. My. Fucking. Ass!"

"With pleasure." - was all Naruto said before slamming her further against the wall and using that momentum to target her fibular nerves. This was a deadly pressure point as it provides movement and sensation to her lower leg, foot and toes. And now he was slipping his head through the hem of her cloak. Licking his lips, he began to unzip her skirt from behind.

"What the hell?!" - Ulti exclaimed, a jolt of lightning coursing through her veins as she tried to kick him, but her long legs refused to give way. She couldn't even get his head out of her ass with her hands because the cape was getting in the way.

Her released ass was now parting and it made her shiver as if she was at the mercy of an unexpected earthquake. She had no fabric hiding her treasures because she loved going to command. Nobody did anything to her.

It made her feel empowered by the fact that guys drooled over her every time she teasingly showed her pussy through her dress, even though the last thing they saw was a headbutt and they were going to hell. This was the first time she regretted that decision.

She had to give it to the new guy. He was proving his worth to her. He wasn't crazy anymore after he put on that show against Kaido. To her morbid amazement, he began to go crazy on her ass, taking deep breaths, licking ravenously, indiscriminately everywhere, every inch of her ass. - "W-What the fuck do you think you're doing?!"

Naruto purred deep in his throat as he pressed his lips around the Devil Fruit user's anus with open mouth kissing motions, effectively massaging the area around her bottom with his lips. As much as he wanted to eat her until dark, now wasn't the time, so he reluctantly withdrew from the valley between her buttocks. Rising to his feet, he grabbed the back of her head and reveled in the look she was giving him – it was that of a child who was lost.

"You know where to find me, while I'm in Onigashima..." - whispered the war hero, as he bent down, his hot breath transferring directly to her eardrums. - "Don't be late or I'll come after you. And I'll. Fuck. You."

A dark flush began to march into her cheeks as the juices from her dripping cunt began to run down the sides of her legs. Approaching her was one thing, but violating her rectum without warning was another.

Taking advantage of her like this, he officially became the first male to tease her. Biting her trembling lips behind the pink mask that had a wet spot on it, definitively attesting that she had drooled a lot, Ulti experienced an incessant wave of mini orgasms.

I'm fucking cumming! Shit, shit, shit! Ahh~ Da-Damn it! C-cu-cummm…

She wasn't ready to explain this to anyone. Not even for Pay-tan!

End.

Author's Notes: Here we go… PART THE WET CURTAINS! We've just landed on Onigashima in the territory of the Haoshoku Haki teacher and the blond is not to be trifled with.

In that case, I wonder who should be the next victim? Or should I delve deeper into that tight, unexplored space that is the Naruto/Ulti pairing?

Oh. Many questions. Many stories. Time to think!

Although maybe the next one could be Black Maria, I haven't tried it yet... she seems like a mature woman. I like.

Reviews, please. Just review. Anything, but with respect.

Tengoku no Kotei out.