K guys here a little omake chapter. I just wanted to do it, cuz it seemed fun to me. I'm working on chapter 14 right now, and I'll have it out, hopefully before the fourth. Just enjoy the goodness of randomness. And no unless I say otherwise this isn't cannon with my story, just fun amusement for you guys to enjoy while you wait.

The misadventures of Riley and the quest to complete the Hirashin! Part 1.

"You know what we should do?" Riley asked her companions as she sat on the beach of her island.

"What?" Madara and Kurama replied at the same time.

"We should try to replicate the Hirashin technique." Riley suggested.

The two were silent for a moment before nodding in acceptance.

'Alright I copied the technique off of Tobirama. I never had the sealing skills to use it, but I can show you how it's done.' Madara told her. Riley smiled widely as she saw images of certain seals, and handsigns for the technique flash in her head. She took a few seconds to memorize them with her Sharingan then activated her Rinnegan to use it's superior abilities to help her understand the technique.

"Okay just go small at first. Place your destination seal, on the ground a few yards away, and we'll try to replicate the technique." Kurama ordered her

"Right" Riley replied as she placed the seal a few yards off, and got the test ready.

'This should be good.' Madara commented as Riley prepared to use the technique.

"Yeah, messing with space-time ninjutsu is always fun." Kurama replied with a grin.

"Alright. Let's do this." Riley stated with determination as she closed her eyes and placed her hands together. She concentrated and within a few moments felt a tug, pulling her towards her destination. She allowed herself to be pulled and was surprised when she felt her body compress, and then expand all in the space between nanoseconds.

Riley was surprised when she felt her feet touch ground, and then a blast of cold air hit her. She was only wearing shorts and a tank top, so it was freezing. She had less then a moment to contemplate this, as she felt a sudden pain in her gut, along with someone stating, "For the watch."

She saw an older man with a shocked look on his face, standing in front of her, with a knife in her gut.

"That fucking hurt." Riley muttered as she punched the man in the chest so hard he went flying twenty yards and into a wall, that lead into a building, that lead into another wall, which was flush up against an even bigger wall made of ice. She was pretty sure the dumbass whom stabbed her was dead as hell, but whatever that hurt.

"What the fuck was that for?" Riley shouted as she pulled the blade out and looked around. She was surrounded by men in thick dark cloaks, whom all looked like they came from medieval times.

"I think you botched that attempt." Kurama said with a howl of laughter. Madara was chuckling too at his granddaughter's misfortune.

Riley proceeded to heal herself, as she scanned the people standing around her, they were all dumbfounded and wide eyed at her sudden appearance.

"Why the fuck did that asshole stab me?" Riley growled out.

"He didn't mean it... he was tryin' to hit 'im. He's a traitor." One of the men shouted as he pointed behind her. She turned around and saw a man standing there, also with a dumbfounded look on his face.

"You men meant to kill me for doing what's right?" The man asked, with rage and betrayal carved into his features.

"Savin' the wildings ain't right. We know what's right, and it ain't followin' you." Another man stated as he drew his sword and stepped forward.

"You're going to kill this poor guy, just because he saved people? Are you all fucking stupid?" Riley asked.

"I don't know who you are. But if you could help me out, I'd be most grateful." The man behind her asked as he eyed the surrounding men, fearfully.

"Well... since you asked nicely. And these guys were sided with the dick that shanked me!" Riley replied as she vanished from her spot. Faster then any of them could dream to follow, she was among them. All of the surrounding men were dead in seconds, skulls caved in, organs ruptured, broken spines. All from Riley's fists.

The last man standing was a younger guy. A few years older then Riley. A look of pure terror marred his features.

"Olly." The man whom had asked for her help had stated. The boy looked at the man, and his eyes darkened. He drew a dagger and took a step forward.

He didn't make it much further as Riley appeared next to him, grabbed his wrist, broke it, and forced the dagger out of his hand.

"You know... for some reason... I get the feeling that millions of people hate you... no clue why." Riley stated her voice filled with boredom, as she head but him so hard he collapsed. She guessed that if he ever did wake up, he'd need to be re-taught how to walk... and speak... and pee standing up... and all other things boys learn how to do.

"Hmm... hey man... where am I?" Riley asked as she walked over to the man in black. He still had an awestruck look on his face.

"You're at castle Black." The man replied with a gulp.

"O...kay. Well, thanks. Names Riley." Riley stated with a friendly smile.

"Jon Snow." The man replied still eying her with amazement.

"Thank you for your help." Jon stated after a moment.

"No problem. I'm gonna go. You stay warm... colder than hell out here." Riley replied as grabbed one of the dead men's cloaks and draped it over her shoulders. She then proceeded to run towards the giant ice wall, and jump up it.

Jon was left staring after her, his jaw on the floor as he watched the little girl, whom had just saved his life, and killed like sixteen people, run up the Wall.

As he was staring Ghost trotted up next to him and examined all of the dead bodies before adopting a 'what the fuck happened here?' look on his face.

Riley made it to the top of the wall and looked around. "Wow this place is cold! hm... what's that?" Riley asked as she looked beyond the wall and saw movement in the forest.

Jon was still staring up at where Riley had run up the wall, when he heard her shout so loud, he could hear her from where he was, over the howling wind.

"HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIES!"

Jon only had two thoughts. 'Damn, she is loud. And what the fuck is a zombie?'

"Huh... I dare you to fight em." Kurama stated.

"You're on!" Riley responded as she jumped off the wall and landed in the snow before the massive advancing army.

'If you win this fight, I will be so proud of you.' Madara commented.

"Sweet!" Riley yelled in excitement. She was freezing her ass off, fighting this many opponents would help her keep warm, while she thought up how to get home.

A couple of minutes went by before Jon and Ghost made it to the top of the wall. He approached the edge and to his horror/amazement/relief and downright disbelief, the whole of the white walker army was approaching, and more then half of it was currently on fire. He scanned the horde and spotted a tiny pale missile flying through the crowd. Bones were flying everywhere as Riley spun her way through the army of the dead.

Happy as she could be, to be having so much fun. Using her Sharingan she could avoid all of the thousand of undead soldier's attacks. She eventually flew towards a group of like twenty assholes on horseback. All of them had skin like ice. They all hopped off their horses and approached her.

One pulled a spear and charged at Riley. She side stepped his jab and kicked him in the chest so hard he exploded like glass.

Riley looked at the fine powder that once was her attacker and then glanced at the other ice skinned men. As hard as it might be to believe they all looked horrified. Riley smiled brightly and flew towards them. They all fell within seconds, her insane strength shattering their bodies in moments.

The last one, looked to have a crown of spikes. He swung a sword at her, but she caught his freezing wrist. She twisted it, and it broke right off. The ice man then let out a loud hollow sounding scream, which she promptly silenced with a kick to the groin that literally cut the man in half.

As she finished him off, all of the undead in the field fell to pieces. The whole of the battle was over in less than five minutes.

"Well... that was anti climactic." Riley commented.

'Good job!' Madara complimented her.

"Haha... the look on the asshole's face!" Kurama howled with laughter.

"Hm... well now that that's done. Let's try again." Riley stated as she felt out for her Hirashin seal. Thinking she'd found it, she tried to replicate the technique again. Disappearing in a dark red flash.

Jon sat on the wall, a dumbfounded look on his face. "It's over Ghost... she did it. They're all dead."

Ghost gave him a look that begged the answer 'what now?'

"Hm... well we can't stay here. Who knows how many more traitorous cunts are hiding amongst the ranks. Stannis is dead. Winterfell still belongs to the Bolton's. Ah hell let's go find Sam." Jon stated as he turned to leave.

Unbeknownst to him somewhere on an Ethereal plane, sat seven god's sitting around a pool. Each with a dumbfounded look on their faces. They had just watched the battle, and they couldn't believe what had happened. Finally the Stranger sat forward, looked at the other gods and just shouted, "What the fuck was that!"

Meanwhile Riley was sure she had it this time. She didn't feel cold then she landed, then again she didn't feel much as she was to busy cursing in pain as she felt someone shoot her. The bullet traveled through her back, up through one of her lungs and out just below her collarbone.

She would have fallen forward, but she couldn't as she was literally pressed up between two women. Both had been pushed slightly back by her sudden materialization in the space between them. The girl in front of her had blonde hair, and looked a couple of years older then she was. The woman behind her was a female cop with dark hair, whom had just fucking shot her! She also had a scalpel or something in her shoulder but Riley didn't care, heal first, then vengeance.

She proceeded to heal her body as she spun around and glared at the cop whom had shot her.

"Where the fuck did you come from?' The woman said in surprise as she took a step back.

"Are you alright?" The blonde girl behind her asked.

"Didn't we just do this?" Kurama asked while making a face.

'Actually... wait, did we?' Madara asked as he examined the scene closer.

"Who cares?" Riley shouted as she finished healing herself and kicked the cop in the stomach so hard she was sent flying backwards, barreling through some more cops and doctors, then through a wall and into the world outside.

"Damn." She heard two people say at once.

"Ho... how did you do that?" The Blonde girl stuttered out.

"Huh? Oh magic." Riley replied as she looked over at the group of cops whom were picking themselves up.

One of them raised his gun at Riley, and then second he did he let out a howl of pain, as he found his gun and hand on the floor.

"Don't point that fucking muggle shit at me." Riley barked out.

"Stop please... he's sorry. Please... just go. It's done." A female cop tried to take control of the situation.

Riley just shot her a glare before turning and walking back towards the blonde girl. "You alright?" Riley asked.

"Am I alright? I... you..." The girl stuttered in reply still to amazed at seeing a human being punched through a wall.

"Sorry about dropping in on ya. Here... let me fix that." Riley stated a smile as she reached out towards one of the girls hands, which was in a cast.

The girl and the people behind her, watched in amazement as green energy flowed out of Riley's hand and into the blonde girls cast.

The girl winced in pain, but it was cut off by a warm soothing sensation. "What's your name?" Riley inquired.

"Beth." The Girl replied. She felt a spasm pass through her arm. She looked down at it, and watched in amazement as the green color coming from Riley's hand, began to cut through her cast.

"There that should be good." Riley stated as she gave the girl a friendly smile before turning to walk towards a window.

Beth stared down at her hand in amazement. She flexed it, then unflexed it, then turned around and stared at the rest of her friends in amazement. She held up her injured hand to show them, and they all simply stared back in surprise.

"ARE THOSE MORE FUCKING ZOMBIES?" Riley shouted as she spotted a shambling corpse on the street.

"This is obviously just a future world to the one we were just in." Kurama stated.

'What is up with this?' Madara muttered.

"Okay... time to try again." Riley muttered as she slapped her hands together and closed her eyes.

Everyone simply gasped in shock as the angel that had just appeared, quickly vanished in a flash of dark red.

"We should go. I think their might be somethin' in the air." Stated a man with a thick beard, and dark hair.

Beth simply looked at him and nodded, and departed with them. Fully realizing that if Riley hadn't appeared when she did, she would have been struck with that bullet. Riley had saved her life, and reaffirmed any doubt she could have possibly had about her belief in good people.

Meanwhile two entities sat at a chess table. One was a large man, with a long white glowing beard and long white hair. The other was a thin weaselly looking man, with pale skin, and gaunt features.

The two were both staring at a small TV that sat next to their table.

"You bastard, you just screwed me out of a shit load of suffering from those little survivors!" The weaselly man shouted.

"Hey... I didn't do anything. You won the game, her fate was sealed, I have no clue what happened." The bearded man replied sounding insulted.

"Oh bullshit dad, you know everything!" The weaselly man rebutted.

"Well I had no hand in this!" The two men glared at each other for a second, before seven other figures walked up.

"Hey... did you guys just have the same fuck-up we did!" One of them asked.

"What a little girl shows up and fucks with fate? Yeah... it did just happen. Why?" The weaselly man replied.

"Okay... we may have an issue here." Another one of the seven muttered.

"This is just too funny." Came a woman's voice. They all glanced over and spotted Kami gliding over to them.

"What? Did you do this?" The bearded man asked.

"Nope... but it may have come from my world." Kami replied trying not to laugh.

"Then do something about it!" The weaselly man replied.

"Yeah... that's the problem... I can't." Kami replied, with a bit of a blush.

"Why not?" Another of the seven asked.

"She may be a fledgling archdemon." Kami replied with a wince.

All of the gods just stared at her for a moment, before throwing up their arms and swearing.

"Son of a bitch!" They all heard. They glanced over and spotted a glowing white god child, staring down at a pool of water.

"She end up over there?" The weaselly man asked.

"Yep." the God child muttered in reply.

"What's the problem?" Kami asked as they walked over to the god child.

"I think she just fucked my apocalypse. And my chance at forcing a synthesis." The child replied. They all glanced into the pool, and spotted Riley standing in a crater.

"Where the hell am I now?" Riley asked as she looked around at all the ruins around her.

'Who knows.' Madara replied.

Riley turned and saw a column of people come rushing into the crater. They were all wearing high-tech armor, and riding high-tech vehicles, and not all of them looked human. She turned to see what they were running toward and spotted a huge pillar of light in the center of the crater.

She took a step towards it and saw a spikes clustered around the light, and there were people pinned to the spikes. She was about to comment when the spikes lowered and the people got up and started to move at them. Upon closer inspection Riley could tell what they really were.

"Cyber zombies, are you fucking serious?" Riley muttered. She was about to flash away again, when a massive machine fell from the sky, it had glowing yellow eyes, and it seemed to stare right at her.

"OH HELL YEAH!" Riley shouted excitedly.

"Kick it's ass!" Kurama ordered.

"Holy shit... that thing is bigger then my ego." Madara muttered.

"Not even close grandfather, but good try." Riley replied with an insane grin on her face as she charged full speed at the giant machine.

Up in the heavens, all of the gods stared down at the little pre-archdemon as she charged towards the massive emissary of death.

"Maybe it'll beat her. Those Reapers of yours are tough." The weaselly man stated.

"Yeah." The god child stated hopefully.

The Rinnegan appeared in Riley's eyes as she held up a hand.

The giant machine lurched forward towards Riley as gravity itself started pulling it down. Her hand then exploded into a ball of lightning.

"Chidori!" Riley shouted as she jumped towards one of it's eyes, and plunged her hand into it.

All of the gods watched as the eye exploded and Riley's hand easily pierced it.

"Fuck." The God child muttered.

"Let's see whats in here." Riley stated as she jumped into the eye hole.

A few moments later the massive machine began to explode.

"Son of a bitch! Kami... get her back to your world!" The God child ordered.

"Okay... but if I incur the wrath of an archdemon, I'm fucking leading it here." Kami replied as she raised her staff and tapped it onto the ground.

"Well that was fu..." Riley muttered as she crawled out of the machine, only to disappear in a flash of golden light.

"Shepard... what the hell just happened?" Garrus asked as their squad along with a couple dozen other soldiers just stared at the corpse of the reaper general.

"No clue. Best not to look a gift horse in the mouth." Shepard replied as they continued the charge.

Elsewhere, Riley appeared on an island, she recognized it immediately as her island.

"Oh thank god." Riley breathed out.

She was about to say something else, when a piece of paper floated down in front of her.

She grabbed it and read aloud.

"'Find the damn instructions, and stop fucking with other worlds!' -Kami." Riley made a face at that.

"This is to fucking weird, let's go back to learning more about the Rinnegan." Riley stated as she burned to paper away. Eager to explore more of her mighty powers, and maybe explore more about space-time ninjutsu later on.

Okay so sorry this is so long, I got a little outta hand. Still hope it amuses you. Next chapter will be out soon. Hope you enjoy, and no this is not to be taken seriously. I may write another omake if you liked this one, see ya soon!