Okay, so here's another Omake. Again this isn't to be taken seriously, unless I change my mind. Like if per say, down the line, I decided to do another mini crossover with one of the alternate universe's I use in my omakes, and I decide I kinda like how things went in that omake, so I'll make it cannon. I'll let you know if I ever decide to do that, otherwise just treat these omakes as fun little bits, that aren't meant to be serious.
Warnings: Bullshit ahead!
The misadventures of Riley and the Hirashin part two
Riley sat in Kamui, having just finished some training with Kurama. She was wondering what kind of trouble she could get into today.
"You know what we haven't tried to do in a while?" Riley asked aloud.
"What?" Kurama asked.
"Finish the Hirashin." Riley replied.
"Ha… hell yes! Let's give it a try." Kurama replied, as they both heard Madara sigh.
'I'm pretty sure god herself, told you not to do that again.' Madara noted.
"Eh, but it's fun. Besides, we've got to master this technique, if we want any chance of beating Minato." Riley declared as she fished out a Hiraishin Kunai.
"Where the hell did you get that?" Kurama inquired.
"Stole it from Minato right before he flashed back to Konoha." Riley replied.
-Flashback-
A loud flash was heard and Lily quickly poked her head out of the kitchen.
"Honey I'm home." Minato called out happily.
"Where are your pants?" Lily asked as she noticed her husband standing in his Signature Coat, Jonin vest and boxers.
Minato glanced down and noticed that his pants were missing. "What the deuce?"
-End Flashback-
"What an asshole!" Kurama howled with laughter.
"Alright… let's try this out." Riley stated with determination as she threw the kunai a few feet in front of herself, and channeled the technique.
She disappeared in a black flash and appeared in some sort of office.
'Well, that didn't fucking work.' Madara noted.
"Shit!" Riley said aloud as she glanced out the window and noticed towering buildings and flying vehicles as far as the eye could see. She heard voices and the sounds of electricity, she glanced over and saw and saw three men. One was and older man laying on his back shooting lightning out of his hands, one was standing to the side arguing with a third dark skinned man, whom held a sword of purple light, that was deflecting the lightning back onto the caster, causing immense electrical burns.
It took a moment, but the Lightning shooting man, eventually lost out, and fell back in a heap.
"You've lost… my lord." The Black man stated as he pointed the blade of light at the old man, whom now looked to be in his nineties, after the damage he'd suffered from the electrical attack.
"Please… don't kill me." The old man begged.
"Master… he has to stand trial." The handsome younger looking man, argued towards the dark skinned man, whom now held the old man's life in his hands.
"He controls the courts, and the senate! He's to dangerous to be kept alive." The Dark skinned man replied.
"It's not the jedi way." The young man pleaded. Riley could see desperation in his eyes. She also saw his hand slowly sliding towards a hilt that hung from his hip, that looked exactly like the one the dark skinned man was holding.
The dark skinned jedi, looked contemplative for a second, but he didn't ease away from the wounded man. Riley could see the hatred for the old man, in the jedi's eyes. He wanted to kill him.
"I need him." The Younger man stated, almost pleadingly.
"Why?' Riley asked, causing all three men to look over at her in surprise.
"Please help… me." The old man begged.
Riley gave him a look, with her Rinne Sharingan, she could see the evil twisted energy pouring off of this guy. He was no better then Yurik. Whomever this old guy was, he was a deceiver and a monster.
"This guy is fucked up." Riley noted.
"Who are you… are you a servant of Palpatine?" The dark skinned jedi asked, eying her wearily.
Before Riley could answer she saw the old man, shoot a look at the dark skinned man, and raise his hand.
"DIE!" The old man shouted as Lightning shot out of his fingers. The lightning didn't make it far, before Palpatine let out a howl of pain. He just barely saw the shimmer of air that passed in front of him, and severed both his hands off.
"Hey! I was talking to him!" Riley snapped, as she lifted the screaming man to his feet and kicked him in the balls so fucking hard that he shot through the ceiling and straight up into the sky.
Mace Windu, and Anakin Skywalker had both seen some weird shit in their lives, but seeing someone literally punt another person off a planet, was something entirely new to them.
Both of them, were looking up through the hole in the ceiling that had just been made by the air-born dark lord of the sith.
"I think… just watching the faces of the younglings as they read about the demise of the dark lord palpatine will be enough for me to die happily." Anakin stated as he started to laugh. Whether he truly did find it funny, or the fact that his one way to save the woman he loved had just been wrecked in such a spectacular fashion, he didn't know.
-Somewhere on the Wookie Homeworld of Kashyyyk-
Chewbacca glanced down and noticed his friend Yoda, staring off into space.
"What is wrong, my friend?" The Wookie asked.
"Happened something has. Comical ending, to darkness I sense. Greatest evil in the Galaxy, Wrecked it was." Yoda replied.
The surrounding Wookie's stared down at the Jedi grandmaster, with dumbfounded looks.
"What?" Chewbacca eventually had to ask.
"What?" Yoda asked in reply.
-Meanwhile-
"Is he gonna be alright?" Riley asked as she watched Anakin sitting in Palpatine's office chair, laughing his ass off. Something about the laughter, however didn't sound to humorous, and the tears that fell from his eyes didn't seem to be born from joy.
"The Chancellor was his friend. This betrayal will hit him hard." Mace Windu replied, giving Aankin a sympathetic look.
"Huh… well I'm gonna go." Riley stated as she brought her hands together.
"Wait! I never thanked you. You saved the entire galaxy from a very grave threat." Mace said to her.
"Oh…. Cool!" Riley replied as she vanished in a black flash of light.
Mace stared at the place where she had been. He could feel the force, flowing in a torrent. Whomever she was, she was unlike anyone he had ever met before.
-Elsewhere-
Riley appeared in very familiar place. She was currently in the Chamber of Secrets.
"Yes! I'm home!" Riley cheered.
"Who are you?" Riley turned to the person speaking and found the young form of Tom Riddle, standing over a dark haired boy with classes.
Riley made a face at Tom before glancing around for his journal. Spotting it, she immediately destroyed the thing with Amaterasu, causing Tom to scream out in agony and fade away.
"You alright kid?" Riley asked as the glasses wearing boy rose to his feet.
"Yes, ma'am. Thank you." The boy replied.
"Ginny?" Riley stated as she spotted the young weaselette laying off to the side.
"Ginny! Do you think she'll be alright?" The young boy asked as he ran over to where Ginny was.
"Bah, she'll be fine." Riley replied as she heard a majestic screech. She turned and saw Fawkes swoop down into the chamber and fly over to land next to the young dark haired boy.
"Fawkes! How've you been?" Riley asked with a smile. The Phoenix shot her a look before reeling back in terror.
"What the fuck Fawkes, I though we were cool?" Riley asked, feeling a bit insulted.
The bird simply narrowed it's eyes at her.
"Eh, fuck you too then." Riley gave the bird the finger and prepared to leave.
"Wait… who are you?" The young boy asked.
"Oh.. Riley… Riley Slytherin, Gryffindor, Uchiwa! What's yours?" Riley replied.
"Harry Potter." The boy replied.
"Hm… hm… Bye!" And with that Riley flashed away.
-Elsewhere-
Riley appeared in a dark bedroom. She heard moaning an immediately glanced over and spotted a bed, with what sounded like two people having sex, hidden beneath the blankets.
"Cool. Hey you should light off a fire cracker." Kurama suggested.
Riley smiled wickedly as she pulled out a fire cracker and lit it.
"Surprise Mothafucka's!" Riley howled as she tossed the firework under the blanket.
"OW Shit! *BANG*" Riley could only giggle as she prepared to leave.
"Who's the dead man…!" Came a shout as a man tore off the blanket, Right as Riley activated the technique.
Before she popped out of there she locked eyes with none other then her father, Minato Namikaze.
Riley let out a horrified shriek as she flashed away. Leaving a dumbstruck Minato.
"Alright! Where is that motherfucker!" Came the reply of a woman with long red hair, whom was also sporting a burn mark, between her large round tits.
"Kushina… calm down. We'll figure this out." Minato replied with confusion.
"Calm Down! Look at me! Look at this!" Kushina shouted as she pointed to the burn mark on her chest.
"It's alright… it isn't noticeable." Minato tried to placate her. But the famous Uzumaki temper, rained supreme as she simply got even more pissed and started to slap the crap out of her idiot husband.
-Meanwhile-
"MY EYES!" Riley howled, as Kurama fell to his knees, laughing his ass off, while Madara and Deimos were busy burring the memory, so that they may save Riley's sanity.
A few seconds later, Riley completely forgot why she was screaming, and looked around. She spotted two men, one a rather average looking dude with brown hair, and the other was someone she recognized immediately.
He was an older black man, whom wore a white suit, and had graying hair and a graying beard.
"Are you alright?" The brown haired man, asked.
"I know you… you're Morgan Freeman." Riley said to the dark skinned man.
"What?" Both men replied.
"Yeah… I've seen so many of your movies… you're one of my favorite actors of all time." Riley replied.
"I think you're mistaken." The now identified Morgan Freeman, stated.
"You know… she does make a good point, you do look a lot like him." The brown haired man agreed.
"I can't believe this! This is so fucking cool! I can't believe I get to meet you!" Riley gibbered on happily.
"I'm not who you think I am." Morgan Freeman stated, in that typical Morgan Freeman sounding tone.
"Oh? Then who are you?" Riley inquired.
"I am god." Morgan Freeman replied.
"I knew it! I knew Morgan Freeman was god! Draco owes me fifty galleons… YES!" Riley cheered, much to the chagrin of god.
"Wait here one second, Bruce. I'll be right back." Morgan Freeman stated as he stepped up to Riley whom was still singing his praise.
Suddenly, both god and Riley appeared in a white cloudy area, surrounded by a multitude of humans, and celestial beings.
"Did someone lose this?" Morgan Freeman called out.
A white god child, not ten feet away looked over and swore loudly. "KAMI! DAMMIT!"
"Sorry! Sorry! She slipped away when I wasn't looking." Came the reply of Kami as she glided over.
"...And you were really amazing in the Shawshank Redemption, I fucking love that movie! ..." Riley continued to blabber on and on.
Morgan Freeman, gave Kami a look, and the Blonde Goddess smiled sheepishly, before grabbing Riley and tossing her back into her own world.
"What the? Oh hey, I'm Home!" Riley cheered happily.
Right as she said that Kami materialized in front of her with an unamused look on her face. She then raised a spray bottle and started chasing Riley around with it.
"Stop screwing with other dimensions!" Kami berated her as she chased her around with the spray bottle.
"I do what I want!" Riley called out defiantly, as the angry goddess continued to chase her down.
'This is surreal.' Madara commented.
"Doesn't make it any less funny." Kurama replied.
"Do either of you know where I can find a backhoe? I need one for a project I'm working on." Asked Deimos, causing both of them to turn and stare at the giant dragon in surprise.
'You talk?' Madara asked with surprise.
"Yes I do." The dragon replied in a posh British accent.
"Why don't you talk more often?" Kurama inquired.
"The reason for that, Dear Kurama, is simple. I lack the intelligent company, necessary to hold a conversation with. Now since neither of you seem to be capable of assisting with my current problem I will begin my search elsewhere." Deimos replied as he turned and flew off.
'What?' Madara and Kurama asked with dumbfounded looks.
Meanwhile Riley continued to flea from the angry goddess all the while wondering if anyone would ever believe that this happened?
-END-
Alright… there's your omake hope you enjoyed.