Hikigaya Hachiman was not one for socializing, that was clear in the beginning.

And he certainly wasn't one for romance either.

The topic of girls and love puts a loner like him on the spot. After all, is a loner called loner if they have relationships outside of their family? It is of no surprise of course that he is bad when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex. Some might say he's the worst, but Hachiman digress.

Because if he was that bad, then she wouldn't have been here.

"Hachiman, pat my head." She said as she sat on his lap casually.

"..."

If people asked him if he either going out with one of the girls in the Service Club, he'd reject such ridiculous question because that was just not possible.

"Come on, Hachimaaannnn~! Pat my head!"

But now, that scenario seems more plausible than whatever happened two days ago.

"Sure...Chaosphere-san." Hachiman relented and pat her head only to get his hand gripped by the girl sitting on his lap.

"I told you to call me Nonoa!" She pouted.

That was effective.

"Alright, Nonoa." Hachiman said, still trying to snap back to reality.

There was no way she's-

"You should.be happy that you're with me, the Demon Lord as I am with you, Hachiman!" She grins, her sharp teeth were in full view which shattered his world.

"I must be dreaming."

"No, you're not."

This is a tale in which Hachiman married a Demon Lord...


I may be smoking too much when I wrote this but then again, it's just for fun.

This fanfic is inspired by a manga "Maou Ga Inaka ni Totsudaira/If a Demon Lord were to Get Married in the Countryside".

Warning though, expect tons of fluff. Yeah, I know you sick bastards are tired of the drama and want some uncensored handholding action!

You guys disgust me!