Bart and Frink's Almost Excellent Adventures: Sashimi Bart While having a water fight when he was supposed to be running errands for the professor, Bart goes in the DNA splicer and becomes a fish hybrid creature.
Plot
Bart was helping wash Frink's pogo-mobile. A vehicle with violent suspension like riding a pogo stick. I don't know why he is. Probably making up for breaking something.
"I broke an invention while trying out his turbo shoes..." said Bart.
"I'm just here as I can't cross roads without Bart so I have to help him clean Frink's pogo-mobile..." said Oscar.
"Bart, I'd like to thank you for helping wash and suds my pogo-mobile. The only vehicle to harness the awesome power of the pogo stick!" said Frink.
"I call it the Upchuck truck." said Bart joking about how such a vehicle would make anyone riding in it very, very queasy!
"Nigh-hey! And I really wish you wouldn't!" Frink replied.
Bart decided to cause mischief. He squirted the professor with a hose. "Think fast Professor!"
"Glub! Well unfortunately for you Bart I predicted such mischief from you! So I built some splashbots for the purpose of revenge! (Frink sounds)"
Some robots carrying water pistols arrived and started squirting Bart.
"Douse the humanoid!"
"Soaking the human infant is our prime directive." said the robots as they squirted Bart.
"Must get inside! I'll be safe there!" said Bart as he was being soaked in a water fight. He headed into Frink's house.
"Return for additional splashing human!" said the water pistol droid.
"Yes, core programming demands the continued immersion with fluids upon the human child!" said the other water pistol robot.
"Ha! Never get into a water fight with a scientist!" said Frink. "Hmmmm, he went indoors. Oh well he'll be perfectly safe just as long as he doesn't-"
"Turn on the Amphibian transmutator?!" Frink gasped as Bart got turned into a sort of amphibious fish like person. "Oh for the love of limpet!"
"Oops!" said Bart green with webbed hands, feet and ears and green scaly skin.
Frink was cross with him for getting turned into something weird. His robots were in the background laughing. "Bart your mother is still mad at me for the time I accidentally turned you into a paramecium! You are deliberately getting me into trouble with the lawyers and the insults and the lawsuits!"
"I'm sorry Professor!" Fish person Bart apologised.
Suddenly the robots turned on Frink and squirted him as they didn't recognise Bart as human anymore.
"Splash the humanoid!"
"Glub! Not now you idiots!" Frink yelled.
Bart giggled.
...
The two boys, well one transmogrified into an amphibious fish boy headed home.
"With this new form I could become a superhero!" said Bart as a green gillman like creature.
Oscar yawned.
"You're not a fan of superheroes I take..." Bart sighed.
"Pfffft! Muscle bound do-gooders?! Boooooorrring... I wish to only use my powers to annoy!" said Oscar. He turned someone, possibly Apu, into a cassowary.
Bart gawked.
"Okay Oscar you've been warned about-" said Wiggum but with a pop he was turned into a kiwifruit. The round, furry brown fruit rolled about.
"D'oh! I meant to turn him into a kiwi bird..." Oscar said in chagrin, slapping his forehead.
The fruit turned into a small, round bird native to New Zealand. It ran about chirping.
Bart was concerned.
"Loosen up boss, he gets like this every weekend..." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear thing who was currently impersonating Groucho Marx.
Bart as a fish boy amphibian thing gawked.
At home.
"Hmmmmm... Well at least the boys are out getting some much needed exercise and fresh air..." said Marge.
Homer wobbled about on stilts. "Look Marge! I'm doing something!"
"Yes I can see that, but why are you naked?!" said Marge.
Homer noticed he was naked. "D'oh!"
"I'm gonna need therapy.." Hugo groaned embarrassed.
"Shut up, freak!" Homer snapped.
"Homer! Stop picking on him!" Marge nagged.
Outside Rodan was attacking. yes Rodan...
Rodan roars while picking up cars.
"Save me Shiva!" Apu cried.
"Why don't you just call for Hawkman?!" said Ned sarcastically.
"Why don't you just shut up?!" Apu yelled.
Marge gawked at the chaos happening outside. There were ballerina hippos too!
"Ugh... I'll give you three guesses who's behind all this..." Homer sighed as it suddenly rained penguins...
Marge sighed.
...
Frink went to the Simpsons to explain the situation to them. Marge had fainted.
"So you're telling me that my son's a fish now..." said Homer.
"Yes I'm afraid so. Say is your wife alright? What with the falling on the floor unconscious." said Frink.
"I'll get her a pillow later." said Homer.
"Why is this just a copy of that time I got turned into a lizard mutant?!" asked Lisa.
"You got turned into a lizard person?! That's awesome!" said Hugo.
"Shut up! Freak!" Homer yelled.
"No you shut up! Fat ass!" Oscar stood up for Hugo.
Homer scoffed.
"Yes Hugo, I was a lizard person mutant once..." said Lisa.
"Yes and you annoyed everyone by yelling about being the lizard queen..." Oscar frowned.
"I am the Lizard Queen!" said Lisa.
Oscar seethed.
Maggie was feeding Bart fish food as he swam in his tank.
"Maggie don't feed him too much or he'll die!" Homer stopped Maggie.
"Coooool! Let me help with that! Eat up Bart! Mwuhahahahaha!" Hugo laughed evilly as he fed Bart so he could usurp his position as Homer and Marge's son.
"Why you little! I'll teach you to try to murder your own brother!" Homer strangled Hugo and tried drowning him in Bart's tank.
"Leave him alone!" Oscar throttled Homer trying time make him let go of Hugo.
Hugo spluttering and gasping.
Quiffy came in while drinking from a coconut half some sort of tropical drink while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. "Okay what is with halibut head..."
"He mucked about with Professor Frink's equipment and turned into a freaky fish boy..." said Oscar.
"I see..." said Quiffy.
"And we're all very disappointed!" Homer seethed.
"I'm not. I think Bart's shenanigans are funny..." Oscar chuckled.
Homer grunted annoyed.
"You know, a little touch-up will do wonders for this place." said Quiffy idly.
Bart was swimming about in the aquarium.
...
Eventually Marge regained consciousness.
"What a horrible dream! It's not like me to suddenly fall asleep in the middle of the lounge lying on the floor! Oh well, the house won't clean itself! Except for that time it was taken over by a robot Pierce Brosnan..." said Marge as she got up to do the housework. However when she went to her en suite bathroom she got a shock.
"Hi Mom! Dad says this is my new bedroom now!" said Bart.
"Oh my god!" Marge gasped.
"Sweet! That means I get your room now Bart!" said Hugo.
"No you don't!" Bart replied.
"Bart you're an amphibious fish person thingy and you need to be in or near water all the time! Why can't Hugo have your bed until you return to normal?" Oscar asked.
"Because Oz... I don't want him touching my things!" said Bart.
Hugo made a face at Bart.
"Bart?" Oscar asked.
"Yeah?"
"You don't actually need to be underwater to breath do you?"
"No but I need to keep my scales moist." said Bart.
Marge was hyperventilating. "My boy... as a fish..."
"Technically a strangely amphibious gillman..." said Hugo.
"I think she's gonna faint again..." said Oscar.
Downstairs, the cartoon hippo ballerinas were dancing.
"Night-night hippos..." Oscar banished them to another dimension while grinning.
Homer gawked concerned by him.
Marge came downstairs trying to compose herself. "Okay, okay... So Bart is now a fish mutant, Marge calm down, you've got a house to run..."
"Well now you're awake, I need a diaper change..." said Oscar.
"Enough of the diapers!" Hank Simpson yelled.
Oscar banished him too.
The ensuite bathroom.
"Hey halibut head." said Quiffy eating a Dagwood tower sandwich.
Bart as an amphibious fish boy sighed while floating in the water filled shower.
"You get country radio with those ears?" Quiffy mocked his webbed ears.
Bart sighed.
...
At dinner the Simpsons were in mid conversation about something.
"No Homer! Bart can't join the circus!" Marge nagged.
"Your right Marge! Why let those sleazy ringmasters hog all the glory? We'll just charge some rubes five bucks a head to look at him in the bathroom! And Lisa can quit school to sell corn dogs!" said Homer.
"Plus those ringmasters are evil...!" said Oscar glaring. "Especially after what they did to Dumbo's mother!" Upon hearing Homer say corn dogs. "Mmmmmmmmmmm! Corn dogs! (Gargling and drooling)"
"You were saying..." Lisa sighed as he was distracted by food.
"Corndogs..." Oscar drooled.
"Dad! I'm not quitting school! And we need to use the bathroom! Some of us more than others..." Lisa explained.
"Well I certainly can't quit school! I don't even go to school!" said Homer.
"Awwww! Can't I just become a crime fighting freak?!" Bart groaned with a fishbowl full of water on his head so he could breath. Wait a minute! The machine was a amphibious transmutation device! Amphibious means you can breath outside of water! Like a frog!
"There'll be no crime fighting or freaking in this household young man!" said Marge.
"Awwwww! But Mom!" Bart whined.
"No buts!" said Marge.
Maggie kissed Bart's fish bowl.
"Awwwww! How adorable! Maggie's kissing Bart's fish bowl! Good baby!" Lisa commented. Bart was making a disgusted face.
"True but so is Webby kissing that cartoon shark on his snout in the Ducktales title sequence or me as a baby kissing Dino on his big shiny bulbous cartoon dino snout in my title sequence." said Oscar.
Dino gawked baffled.
"I'm sorry Bart but you'll have to attend school just like any other normal kid..." said Marge.
"I'm sorry but I beg to differ Marge. I'm the narrator and I think a super hero story featuring Bart would be awesome!" said Oscar. "In fact that's exactly what's gonna happen so there..."
Marge sighed. "Hmmmmm! Oscar do you have to undermine me..."
"Noooo... do you have to be such a killjoy...?" Oscar replied.
"Hold up. Doesn't Bart already have an aquatic super hero form? Sharkboy?" said Hugo. "That's so unfair! He has two aquatic hero personalities!"
"Fine... you can be Sharkboy until I return to normal. If I ever do..." said Bart.
"Of course you will Bart. Now how about I make your favourite, pancakes!" said Marge.
Bart was sad.
"Okay you can have worms on yours..." Marge sighed.
"Yum!" said Bart.
Oscar frowned.
"Fine... Bart can be a mutant superhero..." Marge sighed.
"And I can be Mr Mxyzptlk. I already like causing utter chaos..." Oscar chuckled.
The Simpsons sighed.
== Plot 2 ==
At school.
Bart stank on the bus.
"Oh man! Hugo did you pack fish heads for lunch again..." Otto groaned.
"No that's my brother, he turned himself into a freaky fish boy..." said Hugo.
"Whoa! Gnarly!" said Otto.
Bart found it difficult to find a seat as no one wanted to sit next to him on the bus.
He sighed.
Eventually the bus arrives at school. Everyone gets off.
"Good lord!" Skinner gasped when he saw Bart as a freaky green fish person.
Oscar grinned and snapped his fingers. Skinner turned into a lobster hybrid mutant. He clicked and gurgled.
"Oz, change him back now!" Hugo said sharply.
Meanwhile in class.
"Bart? Bart? Bart!" Mrs Krabappel yelled.
"Uh?" Bart asked reading and glaring at someone or something at the window.
"Bart will you pay attention!" Mrs Krabapple told Bart off for being distracted. "I asked you a question!"
"Hey nice fishbowl, fishbowl head!" said Nelson.
"I would Mrs Krabappel but the Sea Captain keeps looking at me!" said Bart. Sea Captain was at the window.
"Arrrrr!" said Sea Captain.
Things got worse. At recess Sherri and Terri kept calling Bart Flounderface.
"Flounderface! Flounderface!"
"I'm sorry Bart but my mom says I shouldn't play with fish. I might get fin rot..." said Milhouse.
Bart sighed.
Nelson laughed at him again.
At lunch his friends complained that he was stinking out the cafeteria with his fish smell. And Hugo was wearing a napkin and holding a knife and folk looking very hungry...
"Ay carumba! No you're not eating me!" Bart yelled.
Lisa sighed. "Your odour is putting me off my lunch..."
"Well sorry geekwad..." said Bart.
"Troutface..." Lisa retorted.
...
Things were bad for Oscar too that night when the family were camping.
"We're going camping?" Oscar asked.
"Yes!" Homer said stressed out.
"Why?" Oscar asked.
"Because too many pe are asking awkward questions about Bart's fish mutation!" Homer barked.
"Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!" Oscar was jumping on the bed.
"Stop jumping on the bed!" Homer yelled.
Homer don't yell at him!" Marge yelled.
Anyway at camp. They all got set up and it was at night Oscar gets irked by something.
Oscar was sleeping when he was woken up by his teddy bear Teddy dream talking about seeing a delicious fish. "Mmmm! What a lovely smelling plate of salmon!" said Teddy sleep talking.
"Teddy you're sleep talking again." said Oscar.
"Now I've never heard such a talkative meal before!" said Teddy sniffing him. "Yes that should hit the spot!" Teddy was licking and smacking his lips thinking about food.
Marge was quite annoyed to be woken up by Oscar standing outside her tent in his pyjamas shining a torch in her face.
"No Oscar your pyjamas don't smell of fish! Now go to sleep!" Marge yelled.
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes was baffled.
"Yes my Teddy sleep talks about fish too..." said Oscar.
The next day Young Link annoyed Bart by asking him if had any quests.
"Look for the last time Elf boy, I am not a Zora!" Bart yelled. Young Link stood there. "Okay you can get me a cola..."
"A Zora Cola?" Young Link asked.
"No!" Bart yelled.
At dinner which was TV Dinner.
"I'm sorry Mrs Simpson but I'm still working on a cure." said Professor Frink. "Fortunely I have some good news that I can reverse Bart's condition. Because the same exact thing, more or less... happened last week when Tombi was exploring my lab and went in my Amphibious transmutation device... His Grampa has been informed."
Oscar flicked through some old drawings, particularly the ones where I kept drawing Tombi as an amphibious frog like swamp creature.
"So that's why you were a green swamp thing with webbed hands, feet and ears and dinosaur spots on your skin..." Oscar asked Tombi.
"That doesn't explain why he is wearing a diaper..." Bart asked.
Oscar laughed. "Diapee..."
...
At the park Bart was swimming in the duck pond.
"Haaaauuuwww! duckies! Duckies!" Oscar was trying to take the ducklings home again...
Lisa sighed.
Suddenly Dr Demento arrived!
Dr Demento laughed maniacally.
"Aaaaaagh! Dr Demento!" Bart screamed.
"My, oh my! Bart you're looking a bit green round the gills! Hohohoho!" Dr Demento laughed.
Bart sighed.
"Look how are you gonna try and kill us this time..." Oscar sighed.
"Oh I haven't thought that far ahead, I'm just gonna summon Yog Sothoth..." said Dr Demento.
"Seriously Uncyclopedia?!" Oscar groaned.
Dr Demento laughed maniacally as he read from the Necronomicon.
A portal opened and Yog Sothoth emerged along with zombie baboons.
Bart gulped.
A gnome arrived, He gave Bart a carrot.
"Okay..." said Bart.
"I shall destroy you Bart Simpson! And everyone you love!" Dr Demento snarled.
"Whoa! Whoa!" said Oscar. "What happened since last time that you've gone off the deep end?!"
"Silence! Brat!" Dr Demento seethed prodding his nose.
Oscar glared.
"You won't win Dr Dork!" Bart seethed.
"On the contrary. This time I will exterminate you, Bart Simpson!" said Dr Demento. Bart's other arch nemesis.
"Hey I have reasons for eliminating Bart too!" said Sideshow Bob.
"Arrrrr! Ye better save some for Freddy Krueger Groundskeeper Willie!" said Willie as Freddy Krueger.
Bart winced.
"I can kill you a thousand ways Bart..." said Dr Demento.
Elsewhere across the park.
"Hello Garfield! Take me to your leader!" Ralph thought a stray cat was Garfield...
Then he thought a hobo was Santa.
"Hi Santa!"
"Feck off! Ya bastard!" The hobo swore.
...
Bart as smelly green fish boy was then annoyed by several aquatic super heroes.
Ben 10 turned into Ripjaws. Aqualad was there dealing with the Black Manta quoting Star Wars.
"Aqualad, I am your father!"
And Timmy Turner as Timmy Turntrout. Timmy as a merboy.
Bart sighed.
Dr Demento laughed maniacally.
"I'd help with the freak but, Uh... My hands are full with Vilgax..." said Ben.
"Give me that Omnitrix Tennyson!" Vilgax yelled.
"Tennyson was also a poet..." said Hugo.
"No one cares Hugo..." Bart groaned.
Luckily one recess Bart had some luck. Professor Frink turned up in the pogo-mobile. "Bart it's a life or death situation. Some sailors are trapped in a capsized ship! With the freezing cold water and the drowning! Brrrrrr!" said Frink. "You're the only one who can help! Hop in!"
"Awesome! I get to skip school!" said Bart. Frink drove him in the bouncy vehicle elsewhere.
"Uh some things are more important than school..." said Frink.
Frink explained his mission. Some men were trapped in a capsized boat.
"Only you can breath underwater so take these breathing masks for the men to breath when you save them!" said Professor Frink.
"Errrr... can I just go back to school..." Bart was having second thoughts.
"Er no." Frink threw him out at the docks.
"Stupid professor, throwing me out of the pogo-mobile..." Bart grumbled. "Luckily I can breath underwater." Bart spotted the ship, along with Hugo swimming around dressed as Sharkboy, his persona when pranking people pretended to be a shark.
Unfortunately Ben as Ripjaws, The real Sharkboy from the movie Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Timmy Turner as Turntrout and Quiffy with green octopus tentacles instead of legs, ie like Ursula from Disney's the little Mermaid.
"Okay knock it off!" Bart yelled.
The other heroes left.
Hugo pointed out where capsized ship is. By talking in gurgling sounds because they were underwater.
Bart as a green scaly fish boy nodded.
They both tried to get in the ship to rescue the men inside but couldn't find a way in...
Fish boy Bart sweated as he needed to save the lives of crew trapped inside.
Ben returnee as Ripjaws.
Bart annoyed shooed him away.
...
Meanwhile Kent Brockman was live at the beach broadcasting. "This is Kent Brockman live with the brave rescue of several trapped sailors. Local boy and fish person Bart Simpson is currently rescuing them!"
"Glavin..." said Frink.
The townsfolk watched with anxious looks.
However there was a commotion on the beach as Bart arrived at the surface with Hugo and the rescued men.
"Who would have known! A boat with a trap door!" said Bart.
Marge came to thank him.
"Oh Bart! I'm so proud of you! And I'm sorry for not letting you be a superhero!"
"Crime fighting freak. But thanks Mom! And look what else I found! Pirate treasure!" said Bart pulling up a treasure chest of gold coins and jewels.
"Oh my god!" Homer said delighted,
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
The Mayor thanked Bart and gave him a medal.
"Well done son." said Mayor West.
The family had dinner to celebrate at a fancy restaurant paid with some of the treasure.
"Do you take emeralds and sapphires as payment?" Homer asked the maitre D of the Gilded Truffle.
"Certainly sir! And I shall overlook the sea monster you brought in who smells of rotten fish."
They got a nice table.
"I'm just glad none of this pirate treasure has changed who we are!" said Lisa.
Frink arrived.
"Good news everyone! I have the antidote to return Bart back to normal!" said Frink.
"Lalalala! We can't hear you!" said Homer.
Frink sighed.
"Look Lisa, Diamond vision..." said Bart wearing diamonds on his eyes.
Lisa sighed.
Bart sighed wearing a crown. This is the life he thought.
Elsewhere Apu was still a Cassowary.
"Now who's ridiculous..." said Ned.
"Oh shut up!" Apu yelled.
...
The next day.
Oscar was flying about turning people into animals. He turned Lisa into Camel Lisa from Skinner's sense of snow.
"Honk! Honk! Honk!"
"Oz change her back right now!" Bart yelled.
"No! I can change the very air you breath into tiny glass shards! so watch it!" Oscar snapped.
Suddenly Gilbert Gottfried Mr Mxyzptlk arrived. "Yes! oh yes! I was the parrot from Aladdin!"
Oscar laughed.
"Okay who is muscling in on my cause utter chaos thing?!" said Mr Mxyzptlk.
Bart pointed at Oscar.
"Oh you are so screwed kid!" said Mxyzptlk.
Oscar gulped.
== Plot 3 ==
At the Simpsons. Oscar was a clown faced, flower pickle thing.
Bart sighed.
"I've learnt my lesson..." said Oscar.
Fortunately everyone he turned into something was back to normal.
Downstairs Marge was holding a mediation for Ned and Apu to stop arguing.
"I can't stand to see my neighbours argue like this!" said Marge disappointed.
"Well Marge, tell this Heathen to stop being ridiculous and worshipping made up idols!" said Ned.
"Marge please tell this bigot to accept that I am Hindu! We worship many gods! All of them better than- Ow he pinched me!"
"Ned don't pinch." said Marge.
"I think Hinduism is cool! They worship Kali! Kali Maaaaaaaaa!" said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar and Bart were turfed outside to play.
"And look after Oscar, don't let him go missing again..." said Marge.
Bart still as a green fishy amphibious mutant thing sighed.
"Maybe I can be the fifth Ninja Turtle..."
"Except you're nit a turtle... you're some sort of Gillman or walking fish..." said Oscar.
"I can pass myself off as a Kappa..." said Bart.
"Okay have a cucumber..." Oscar had a cucumber.
Bart winced. "You always have a cucumber with you?!"
"In case I get attacked by a Kappa from Japanese mythology yes..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
Inside.
"I'm just saying my faith that there's only one God is far more logical than Apu's Justice League..." said Ned.
"Ha! They are actually more like the Avengers!" said Apu.
"Will you two shut up!" Homer yelled.
Apu and Ned stared daggers at each other.
...
On the marina and pier.
Bart and Oscar passed the Malaria Zone store and a store selling rainsticks.
Bart found his green fishy appearance was causing him problems again.
"Look! it's Feio Peixes Grande!" said some sailors.
"Aaaaaagh!" Bart yelled as he dodged a harpoon.
"Worst Gillman ever!" said Comic Book Guy.
Oscsr sighed.
They hid in an alleyway.
Cats meowed and purred as they thought Bart was a fish.
"No stupid cats! I am not a fish!" Bart as Sashimi Bart or the Gillboy groaned.
"Haaaaauuuw! Kitties..." Oscar squealed.
They then ran into a sushi restaurant.
"Uh oh..." said Bart.
"Mmmmm! Giant talking spicy tuna roll!" said the Master Sushi Chef.
"Hey you were dating Mrs Krabappel!" said Oscar.
"Edna is here?" the Master sushi chef was in love.
Bart fled while he was distracted.
Home.
Marge was in the yard. Ned went back home to see to his boys.
"Ned?"
"Yea Marge diddly Arge?" Ned was on better terms with her.
"Ned you are a good neighbour..."
Ned smiled.
"But so is Apu, I don't want to have to choose..."
Ned sighed.
"Well you always are there to listen, unlike Homer..." said Marge.
"Well Marge I'm all ears." said Ned.
"Please, that reminds me too much of when Bart came home from Professor Frink's covered in ears..." Marge was repulsed.
"Sorry Marge." said Ned.
...
The pier. Bart was far away from the sailors hunting Feios Peixes Grande, the cats and the sushi chefs.
He encountered Sea Captain.
"Arrrrr! a sea monster!" said Sea Captain.
"No Captain! I am not a sea monster!"
"I'll have you mounted over my fireplace!" said Sea Captain brandishing a harpoon gun.
Bart screamed and fled.
Elsewhere Tombi as fishy swamp creature with green skin and Bulbasaur spots was being told off by his Grampa. Who might be a ghost now.
"Agh dagnabbit you little whippersnapper! Always getting turned into things!" said Grampa.
Tombi sighed.
Bart was still being chased by people wanting to eat him or make a trophy out of him, so he dived into the sea.
"Aaaaaagh!" splash! He entered the briny deep...
Bart as a green scaly fish boy swam about the ocean.
Oscar wearing a diaper and chewing some Gillyweed to breath was following him.
Bart sighed.
They passed Homer from Season 6 singing Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid.
"Under the Seeeeeeaaaa!"
Bart sighed.
They headed to Atlantica to wait until the marina workers were no longer after Bart.
A cute green Maraquan Acara hugged Oscar with its short green tentacles.
"Ugh! Hentai monster!" Oscar grunted.
"Oz enough!" Bart yelled.