'''Hiding Nemo''' Satan and his sons Damien and Nemo are back with the legions of Hell. And Marge meets another old school friend who is now a news journalist. Lisa is impressed but Marge is jealous. And there's a volcanic eruption, Pierce Brosnan and SpongeBob.
== Plot ==
A board room in the bowels of Hell!
Hellfire flickered and rivers of magma surrounded the boardroom in one of the many caverns of Hell.
"Okay so we've failed three or four times to start the apocalypse already, particularly in the small town of Springfield, not blaming anyone or naming names..." said Satan. He looks at Damien. "Damien..."
Damien, his older son looks at him incredulously. Ie frowning.
"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we bring about the end of all things? The apocalypse? The rapture?" Satan asked all the demons.
"I like Pie! Yeahyeahyeahyeah! Dog with meat! Dog with meat! Ay Ay Ay Ay! Zordon this is terrible! Also I'm Kaos! Oh and a red demonic Imp?" Richard Steven Horvitz morphed through some of his characters. Ie Billy, Zim, Alpha 5, Kaos and Moxxie.
Satan face palmed.
"I'm not even a celebrity yet. I upload YouTube videos of my theatre friends drunk while RPing scenes from Alice in Wonderland with swearing and my one homosexual friend singing." said Brandon Rodgers from before he was hired to be Blitzo.
A lady imp with a thick country accent suggested they run a car wash.
"Millie this is Hell, no one here cares about having clean cars." said Brandon Rodgers.
"I like my car clean!" Satan roared.
Brandon/Blitzo sighed. "Sir please don't undermine me in front of Moxxie..."
"I LIKE PIE! Yeahyeahyeahyeah!" Moxxie was Billy again...
"And besides! I love that camp Car Wash song! Especially when they referenced it in Dreamworks Sharktale!" Satan said joyfully.
Blitzo sighed.
"How about a billboard?" He asked.
"We can't afford a billboard sir. Holy moly! Griiiiiiim! The clowns are back!" Moxxie screamed because there was a clown in the boardroom meeting.
"Why not?!" Blitzo asked Moxxie cough demon Zim/Billy...
"BECAUSE I SPENT ALL THE COMPANY FUNDS ON PIE!" Billy yelled holding a pie.
Brandon/Blitzo sighed.
"How about the blue demon, do you have any ideas how to bring about apocalypse?" Satan asked the blue demon who fed Homer all the donuts in the world once.
"I just manage the ironic punishment chamber!" The blue demon whined.
Satan sighed.
"Well I can't ask Nemo because he's just a baby!" said Satan.
Nemo was sucking a blue shiny plastic pacifier.
"I must have punch now!" said Moxxie in Zim's voice. He had a suck monkey drink from the Invader Zim universe and was slurping rudely on it.
Blitzo sighed.
...
The Simpsons house.
Bart was trying to get Santa's Little Helper to take his pills.
"Come on, boy. Take your pill." said Bart to Santa's Little Helper.
The dog gagged and coughed up a pill.
"Mom! The dog won't take his medicine..." Bart groaned.
"It helps if you wrap it up in cheese for him." said Marge. She wrapped the pill with dog spit on it in American cheese.
Homer came in suddenly. "Woo-hoo! Free cheese!" He ate the cheese and dog pill.
"Homer, that was for the dog." Marge sighed.
"And it had been in the dog's mouth..." said Bart disgusted.
"Eeeeeew! Well I've eaten M & Ms from weird places." said Homer.
He then discussed cheese.
"Marge you apparently used to feed me American cheese, then the heart attacks came..."
"I don't recall that." said Marge.
"Well I do recall staying up all night eating a midnight snack of an entire 64 pack of slices of American cheese. Then the cholesterol blinded me. He went blind from eating cheese all night.
Lisa grunted trying to give the cat her ear medicine.
Snowball II hissed and screeched. Then she scratched Lisa to escape.
"Ow!" Lisa whined.
Marge sighed. "It's getting harder and harder everyday to medicate the pets...
"Not for me." said Oscar humming. He got out a jar of bear medicine for particular ursine ailments and poured out a pill and wrapped it in raw salmon flesh and stuffed it in Teddy the living teddy bear's mouth. He willingly swallowed it.
Marge sighed.
There was suddenly a loud rumbling and the house shook!
"What the?!"
"It's the apocalypse!" Homer screamed.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
"No it's loads of news trucks." said Bart. News vehicles were stampeding down the street.
"It's a media circus!" said Lisa.
"Woohoo! The circus!" Homer cheered.
"Yaaaaaaay! Clowns!" Oscar cheered. He loves clowns...
Bart groaned exasperated and covered his face with his palms whimpering because of Oscar's annoying clown obsession.
"No a media circus..." Lisa sighed.
"I don't know the difference!" said Homer cheerfully.
...
Outside.
Journalists and news anchors were chatting.
"Oh look Roddy! Christian News Channel 37 has a flat tire!" said Ned to his kids.
"I'll get us a spare." saud on of the Christian News channel guys.
"No. we must wait until God gives us a spare!" said his colleague.
Homer did a "He's crazy!" Gesture.
Kent then arrived.
"Look! There's a Kent Brockman of channel six! Whom we always watch for some reason!" said Lisa.
"Lisa I'm not watching alternate reality Liberal media. But at the same time Fox is too evil and blatantly lies." said Homer.
"Dad that's true about Fox but Liberal media is very truthful and unbiased!" Lisa frowned.
Homer scoffed.
Kent was on camera.
There was a sex scandal involving Quimby again... basically he got another woman pregnant. Possibly before or during his marriage to Mrs Quimby.
Quimby gulped seeing the Quimby like baby.
"And Mayor West. Well once again he has built golden statues dedicated to obscure cereal mascots instead of actually sorting out issues..." said Kent.
"The town will soon love their new Cap'n Crunch statue, Kent." said Mayor Adam West.
Oscar laughed when he saw the giant gold statue of Cap'n Crunch.
Bart groaned exasperated.
Quimby got himself out of trouble with Kent and his channel by showing him a cute puppy.
"Look into his eyes and say I'm not lying!" said Quimby holding a cute puppy.
"Awwwwww!" said everyone taken in by the cute puppy.
"Well I'm convinced. This story is over! Everyone head back to your stations. This is a non story! Move along!" Kent was corrupt and easily convinced by cute puppies etc.
Lisa frowned annoyed by him being so easily swayed.
"Well I'm not convinced." said a lady news hound. "Chloe Talbot."
"Oh great... the liberal media! Not satisfied with the truth..." Kent sighed. "You just have to keep digging." Yeah sure Trumptards cough Hunter's laptop cough.
"Oh! I know her!" said Marge.
"You do?" Lisa asked.
"Chloe was my best friend at school!" said Marge.
Lisa smiled. "Well she seems honest and determined to broadcast hard facts without being swayed by corrupt corporate or government figures. She's just like my hero, Rachel Maddow..." Lisa sighed.
Homer rolled his eyes...
...
Hell.
"Why am I down here?" A guy asked.
"Ugh suicide..." Satan sighed.
Damien was listening to his iPod. Obviously rock music because that's evil apparently...
"Damien! Damien!" Satan yelled because he couldn't hear him.
"Yeah Dad?" Damien asked.
"Keep an eye on your baby brother! And keep him away from the lava!" said Satan.
"Dad we're miles underground. It's technically still Magma." said Damien holding Nemo.
Satan sighed. "Well after Nemo's first adventure this story is named after that delightful Disney film Finding Nemo..."
Nemo Lucifer Darkfire Satan winced. Yeah your dad likes Finding Nemo...
"How about a jingle?" Brandon Rodgers asked Billy/Moxxie.
"I like pie!" said Billy.
Brandon sighed.
On the surface. Evergreen Terrace.
"I haven't been so excited since the Juice was loose!" said Marge.
"Mom the Juice is still loose..." said Lisa.
"And the narrator insists he's part of the Simpson family just because his surname is Simpson..." said Bart exasperated.
"And Family Guy did an episode about him. And Dad cameoed." said Hugo.
"Simpson we don't like you as much as we did in 1989!" said a Mayor Adam West.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
"Hehehehe! References..." Peter Griffin laughed.
When Chloe was done embarrassing Quimby by not being swayed by his antics...
"Marge? Marge Bouvier?" Chloe saw Marge.
"Um hi Chloe. It's Marge Simpson now." said Marge.
"Oh you married... Homer..." Chloe sighed. Apparently all her school friends were not keen on Homer either...
Anyway Marge explains thing in a flashback that stupidly ignores previous flashbacks so let's correct things.
...
Springfield High during Marge and Homer's youth.
"Kids you already know one story of my times at Springfield High, when I met your Dad." said Marge.
Young Marge was with her ultra feminist protestor friend the ginger girl with glasses. Kim.
"Women power now! Burn your bras! We are not objects!" Kim yelled protesting.
"And Evelyn."
Evelyn who invited Marge to her posh club with horse riding and golf etc because Marge had a Chanel suit was walking with young Marge and Kim. She was wearing expensive clothes and had a butler with her.
"Miss Carter, are you sure you wish to associate with these... people..." Her Butler didn't approve of her friendship with Marge.
"And apparently Chloe Talbot." said Marge. Chloe was in her friendship circle too.
"Who next? Rizzo from Grease?" Oscar winced.
"Um no..." said Marge.
"When I wasn't protesting women's equality despite that women are already equal. Now we just want to be superior to men... Ahem. I did school journalism with Chloe. We found out Moe was spitting in the soup..." Marge continued.
Young Moe worked in the school kitchen but apparently he was mad about something so he spat in the soup, Apparently this is grounds for immediate arrest in Springfield.
Marge and Chloe were rewarded by Dondalinga.
Then he headed off to give students detention for protesting or smoking.
"Well I suppose that's plausible as that story about you meeting Dad could have been over one semester or so of your entire time at school." said Lisa.
"I'm too lazy to reference previous flashback episodes!" Matt whined.
Oscar sighed exasperated. "Well it's important you do remember those flashbacks! It's not important I remember every encounter I've had with a cartoon slime monster in my cartoon universe..."
Hell.
"Your Supreme darkness, oh Lord Satan of most high. I have wonderful news!" said a demon.
"Well what is it! Spit it out!" Satan roared.
"A volcano is due to erupt near Springfield." said the lesser demon.
"Gahahahaha! Wonderful!" said Satan.
Elsewhere in Hell.
"Stop! You're a homosexual!" Brandon yelled as the Mad Hatter at his gay theatre club friend.
His gay friend as one of the talking flowers sang in a camp manner.
== Plot 2 ==
Channel 6 office.
Kent was continuing to put off honest liberal viewers and only appeal to sleazy Male viewers or idiots by making his channel fun.
"Kent the news isn't supposed to be fun..." Arnie Pye sighed.
"Car crashes every week! Or the weather girl wears a tube top! Otherwise a free pizza for those that ring in and complain!" said Kent. Yeah um... that's not professional...
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
"Mmmmm! Cowabunga..." Bart moaned and drooled thinking about pizza.
"Stop referencing that you share a catchphrase with a talking cartoon turtle!" Hugo yelled.
Oscar laughed.
Marge and Lisa frowned at the TV because Kent was appealing to dumb, crude and fat male viewers.
"Kent really this is most unorthodox!" said a lady co anchor.
"You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you back to your home on Whore Island!" Kent yelled at her.
Marge seethed.
"Oz can you not reference Anchorman..." Bart groaned.
"But it's funny... hehehehe!" Oscar chuckled.
Hugo sighed.
"Now to reference that scene where the mother is transfixed by the news in the movie Anchorman so much she's not paying attention to her diaper wearing baby." said Oscar.
In a parody of a scene from Anchorman, a mother looking after her baby in the lounge was too busy watching Ron Burgundy on the news.
The dark haired kid wearing a white diaper was playing with his toys. Then he gurgled looking up at the noisy TV curious about the strange device that sometimes had cartoons on it. He gurgled and laughed but then we hear a wet fart and an unpleasant splat as he fills his diaper.
"Enough of the poop jokes Oz..." Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
Marge was fed up with Kent's sexism and ridiculous antics to appeal to dumb American viewers with things like car crashes and free pizza.
She turned the TV over.
Homer groaned.
Chloe was interviewing Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan looked nothing like Bob Dylan. Instead the Simpsons illustrated a grey haired ageing musician babbling nonsense.
"So Bob you have converted to a new religion. Which one?" Chloe asked.
Bob mumbled incomprehensibly but the word Shalom was made out. Possibly he was now Jewish.
"Hmmmm! Chloe seems to have done well for herself and is famous now..." Marge sighed.
"Mom you've done well too! You've raised three kids and made a chore wheel that's both fair and wise!" said Lisa. She spun the chore wheel. It landed on Maggie and the chore was Wash the dishes.
Maggie crawled off to the kitchen and attempted to do the dishes. She's only a baby. So obviously such a scenario would be hilarious and result in smashed plates...
Oscar laughed when he saw Maggie attempt to wash the dishes.
Marge sighed and mumbled softly disappointed.
"Okay... I get it... Maggie can't do certain chores because she's only a baby..." Lisa sighed.
"Well that's not fair!" Bart groaned.
"Yes it is fair! How can a baby cook?!" said Oscar.
...
Outside.
Chloe was interviewing Quimby.
"Ran over anymore pedestrians?"
"This news report is over!" Quimby stormed off to his limo and went home.
Marge and Chloe spoke again.
"Why did you move out Chloe?" Lisa asked.
"Because the street smells of pee." said Chloe.
Hugo was urinating on the sidewalk.
"Hugo!" Marge gasped.
"What? I'm clinically insane! I go about with no shoes on! I eat fish heads!" Hugo yelled.
Marge was embarrassed.
"Well you're still here Super Mom." said Chloe.
Marge sighed. "Yes. And you're still single..."
"I dumped Barney because he kept belching in my face..." said Chloe.
"Barney found someone after that prom?" Lisa asked referencing The Way We Was.
"Well after going psycho like that nerd in the underrated one off horror slasher movie Valentine..." said Homer.
Young Barney got tired of girls rudely turning him down for the prom or to go out with him so he became a vicious serial killer wearing a Cupid mask and killed several of the girls that turned him down, including Kim the feminist.
Bart in the present winced.
In Quohog.
The slick red haired businessman was trying to scam people with volcano insurance.
"Oh volcano insurance!" said Peter.
"Peter don't be stupid! There's not ever gonna be a volcanic eruption..." said Lois.
A volcano erupted.
People ran about screaming.
"Well don't you look stupid right now Lois..." Peter said feeling smug.
Springfield, South Park and Langley Falls suffered volcanic eruptions too. And the presence of the legions of Hell!
"Oh great... The armies of Hell are back..." Bart groaned.
Marge sighed.
"Coooool! It's like Doom!" Oscar cooed.
"The Doom 3 reboot is terrible. They did not need to redesign the monsters..." Hugo sighed.
Marge sighed and invited Chloe round despite the forces of Hell being unleashed again. That seems to be happening a lot this season...
"Hey look Nemo is wearing Feetie 'jamas..." Oscar cooed.
Bart winced as he saw Damien and Nemo leading the forces of Hell.
At Hell's board room.
"So are you the Jabberwocky?" Blitzo asked one of his theatre friends.
"You have no idea motherf-" said the girl.
Flower played bu his gay theatre school friend sang gayly.
Blitzo sighed. "Seriously are you gonna do this to me..."
"What the?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!" Moxxie yelled.
...
Marge had tea with Chloe. In a cafe.
Hellish Imps sprayed coffee from the coffee machine everywhere but Marge and Chloe tried to ignore them.
"How about you come over for dinner."
"That would be lovely. Much better than the greasy cafeteria food we get on the clock." said Chloe.
"How dare you! You insult ah my cooking! Mamma Mia!" Luigi the Italian restaurant owner yelled.
Chloe winced.
"You insult me, you insult Italy! Which is shaped like a boot. Who knew?" Luigi yelled.
in the Mediterranean Sea. Italy kicked Sicily into North Africa.
Also Africa looks like a thumbs down. Scandinavia looks like a monster trying to eat Denmark and Ireland looks like an Evir from Super Metroid.
Chloe visits the Simpsons at their house so she meet them properly.
"(Screaming)-Ello!" Homer tried to turn a scream into a friendly hello.
"Homer Simpson... I remember you. You barfed in my tuba." said Chloe.
Bart laughed at Homer.
"I believe it was the school's tuba..." said Homer.
Dinner.
Chloe decided to help and made kebabs. Skewered kebabs.
(Gluttonous eating sounds)
"Chloe, these kebabs you made are as good or better than anything I've ever had at this table." said Homer eating a kebab.
"Homer!" Marge was annoyed he liked someone else's cooking.
"Oh, Marge, I'm just being polite." said Homer.
Marge eats her kebab.
"Well they are delicious Chloe." Marge admitted they tasted nice.
Lisa sat uncomfortable and horrified by her food. She's vegetarian...
"Lisa you're not eating!" said Homer.
"I can't eat this! I'm vegetarian!" said Lisa.
"Still?!" Homer asked.
Lisa frowned.
Hugo ate rudely in a beastly manner because he's insane. He growled while tearing at his kebab.
"I got the recipe when I went to Istanbul." said Chloe.
"That's in Turkey." said Oscar. "The country not the delicious bird..."
"Mmmmm Turkey people..." Homer moaned with hunger.
Bart winced exasperated at him.
"Unfortunately the Lovejoys are very bigoted about foreign food..." Oscar states annoyed still over how the Lovejoys and Flanders and Agnes were behaving in Pretzel Mom.
Marge sighed.
"But great grub though." said Oscar.
"Well I fixed the leaky spigot in the yard." said Marge.
"Ooooooh! Marge I would have fixed that.." Homer whined.
"I asked you all year to fix it!" Marge nagged.
...
After Dinner.
"I was writing a story for Harper's Magazine." said Chloe.
"Harper's Magazine! I have a picture of Lewis Lapham on my binder." said Lisa having a picture on her binder of an old guy.
(GROWLS) She growled pervertedly.
"Lisa that guy is an old fossil..." Bart groaned.
"Oh, but I've been yapping about myself all night. Marge, what's exciting in your life lately?" Chloe asked Marge.
"Well... Uh... Oh, we finally found out why the dog was scooting around on his butt all day. Turns out he had an impacted anal gland." said Marge.
The dog was scooting about on his butt.
"The excitement never stops." said Homer embarrassed.
"Oh! Speaking of which! I suddenly have intestinal worms again!" Oscar whined. He scooted about on his butt across the floor.
Bart sighed and fetched a bottle of banana flavoured Worm medicine for intestinal worms.
"Chloe, would you like to see slides of our trip to Athens..." Lisa asked getting out the projector.
"Boulevard Recreational Centre?" Chloe gasped excited.
"No. Athens, Greece." said Lisa.
They looked at holiday slides of a vacation to Greece.
Outside.
Damien frowned as he saw the Simpsons completely oblivious to the legions of Hell rampaging outside.
"They're completely oblivious to Armageddon happing right now outside their windows!" Damien groaned to a Malwrath. A type of demon. I dunno what it looks like. Probably loads of arms or multiple mouths or something. Anyway the name Malwrath sounds demonic.
The Malwrath hissed and screeched.
Satan watched lava ooze out of fissures.
"Now it's lava..."
Damien and characters from Spy Kids 3D frowned annoyed at him.
Back in the Simpsons They continue to ignore canon. Ie Bart is now a Siamese twin with his brother Hugo.
"Well I may not be journalist Chloe but I have three lovely kids!" said Marge.
"Four kids Marge, Four..." Oscar corrected her pointing to Hugo.
"Hugo's not canon!" The Simpsons yelled.
"Yes he is!" Oscar snapped.
Later.
"So why did you stay?" Chloe asked.
"Our thr- Uh Four kids." Marge sighed including Hugo.
Hugo was gnawing his leg.
"I thought we stayed in this dung pile because of my court ordered leg bracelet." said a Honer wearing a monitoring bracelet. It beeped. "Yes I'm still here..."
"Homer stop showing that to visitors!" Marge groaned annoyed.
"It's a conversation starter." said Homer.
== Plot 3 ==
The Simpsons and Chloe went out to presumably somewhere boring and educational.
However fissures opened in the road. They were full of lava.
"Oh yeah the volcano and the forces of Hell..." said Homer.
Damien was leading an army of skeletons with Spartan armour.
The Simpsons winced.
"Omg! Clash of the Titans!" Oscar yelled.
The Simpsons groaned.
"Ugh..." Damien sighed.
"You know what this day of Vesuvius need?" Oscar smirked.
"Whatever it is, no!" Bart yelled as he summoned stupid stuff.
"Pierce Brosnan!" Oscar yelled. He summoned Pierce Brosnan. "It's a Dante's Peak reference!"
The Simpsons groaned exasperated.
"Seriously?!" Damien groaned.
"Shaken, not stirred." said Pierce Brosnan.
Outside there were out cinders raining down.
"Oh! Catch a snowflake on your tongue!" Homer cheered.
"Dad no!" The kids screamed.
Too late! "Aaaaaaagh! It burns! It burns!" Homer screamed as a hot cinder in the volcanic air burnt his tongue.
Pierce Brosnan guided them about town. There were demons rampaging and those brown imps from Doom hissing.
Lisa desperately prayed god any deities listening right now.
"Lisa what are you doing?" Chloe asked.
"Praying to whoever can stop this disaster! Jesus? Buddha? Spongebob? There's no time to be picky!" Lisa whimpered.
Oscar laughed hysterically. "Spongebob!"
Bart groaned.
Spongebob appeared and laughed in a crazy manner. "Screw you!" He guffawed in a crazy manner.
Hugo winced.
...
Chloe looked about. "Lenny, Comic Book Guy... Krusty? I thought he was dead."
"Well I'm not!" said Krusty.
"Matt wanted to kill him off but all of Krusty's fans ie every kid in Springfield vowed to kill themselves if that happened." said Oscar.
Marge mumbled not approving.
A large volcanic rock crushed him.
The Simpsons came to steaming hot pools.
"Hot Spring!" Bart cheered running towards them.
"No!" said Pierce Brosnan.
Bart skidded to a stop and screamed because there was corpse floating in the hot spring that was being dissolved by the boiling "Water".
Hugo unrolled a large roll of litmus paper. He dipped it in the hot spring. The orange litmus paper turned red...
"Acid..." said Pierce Brosnan.
Bart gulped.
The Simpsons, Chloe, Oscar and Pierce Brosnan found shelter from the volcano.
"Well I'll tell my monster buddies to come and live here so they can hide from... You know who." Oscar said to Hugo.
"Lord Voldemort?" Hugo asked.
This time Oscar was exasperated. "No! The volcano!"
"Oh." said Hugo.
Oscar blew a whistle.
His cute cartoon monsters arrived. Teddy followed by Clownja then Dino then the round headed big head giant baby toon followed by a bug toon with Garfield character eyes etc.
Bart sighed exasperated.
"Why do we have an invasion of demons again... Why can't it bean invasion of bunnies?!" Oscar groaned hugging Teddy.
Bart winced.
Teddy then started sniffing Oscar's crotch with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Stop letting him do that!" Bart yelled.
...
Chloe discusses her adventures again.
"This is the dance the Chinese government makes dissidents perform before they shoot them." said Chloe.
She did an odd dance and made odd noises.
"That's not funny! That's really offensive!" Oscar snapped.
"Yeah that's disgusting Chloe. We don't want to about tyrannical regimes shooting people!" Marge frowned.
Homer was copying Chloe.
"Homer what are you doing?!' Marge asked.
"I'm choking on a chicken bone." Homer coughed up a bone.
Bart laughed.
Anyway...
Pierce Brosnan and a Family were fleeing pyroclastic bombs.
"Oh, my God! Don't look back, kids! Don't look back!"
Lot's wife looked back.
"Sinner! I told you not to look back!" God boomed. He turned her into a pillar of salt.
At the Aztec theatre.
Ace left with his daily free small soda because according to that brief one time Milhouse was a vampire the theatre was frightened of all the little vampires lurking around that it gave out free sodas.
"They give out free sodas if you're the son of the Devil too." said Damien drinking a soda with a straw.
In the Simpsons house Chloe impressed Lisa with her exciting life and made Marge jealous.
"And there was that time I went to the Amazon to broadcast live an illegal logging farm."
Lisa sighed impressed.
Homer danced about making that odd noise Chinese prisoners make again.
"Homer did you choke on another chicken bone..." Marge sighed.
"Same one..." Homer coughed up the same bone.
Bart laughed.
...