Chapter 90: The Musical Escape
Later that night, at the junkyard, Barbie and Randall peek out and look to see the large warehouse a short distance away.
"Do you think they're in there?" Barbie asks.
"I think so," Randall says.
Randall then takes out his telescope and looks around. However, he can't see anyone.
"Fuck, there doesn't seem to be any windows here," Randall says.
"We should get closer," Barbie says.
"Yeah, but we need to be careful. Crimson's goons could be inside, along with Crimson and Striker," Randall says.
The two then sneak towards the building and look around for a window. Barbie soon sees one and can't seem to get in because it's boarded up from the inside.
"Rats, we can't sneak in through this way," Randall says.
"So what do we do then?" Barbie questions.
"Hmm, it's risky, but we might be able to sneak in if…" Randall says.
Suddenly, right on cue the two hear a noise and look to see a couple of goons are walking out. A few shark demons walk out to have a round look around the area. Randall recognizes one of them, takes Barbie's hand, and makes himself and Barbie invisible.
Randall says to himself in thought, "I know that guy, that's the shark demon that's with Crimson. So he was here after all."
Randall looks to see the last shark out and leaves the door open. Randall turns to Barbie and gestures his head to follow. Barbie understands and nods her head. Then the two head inside before the demon closes the door.
In the cage of the warehouse, Fizzarolli and Blitz struggle to escape their imprisonment. Sadly, the ropes and tapes are too difficult for them to break.
"Sheesh. They really had us tied up tight," Blitz says.
"No kidding," Fizzarolli says, "Last time I checked, I was a fucking jester, NOT an escape art-" and causes himself to get zapped due to rubbing his hands together on his wrap. He shoots up, his head indents the cage, and he falls back down.
"Are you okay?" Blitz asks, worried.
Fizzarolli sniffles in pain, "No… I just wanna go home…" and is on the verge of tears.
"Don't worry Fizz, we'll get out of here somehow," Blitz says.
He then has an idea and says, "Look Fizz, I understand that you're scared, but the only way we're going to get out of this is to work together."
Fizzarolli sits up and says, "I suppose you're right. What do we do?"
"First, we need to get this blindfold off of me," Blitz says.
"Oh right. We should have done that sooner," Fizzarolli says. He then uses his tail and removes the blindfold.
"Thanks," Blitz says.
He then asks, "Are Crimson and Striker still gone?"
"Yeah. They haven't gone back for a while," Fizzarolli says.
"Good," Blitz says.
Blitz then places his feet on the ground and raises his right foot to extract a knife from under his shoe.
Fizzarollis is dumbfounded, "You had a knife this whole time?!"
"Yeah. I needed to get the blindfold off, and had to make sure Striker and Crimson weren't around. It's a good thing Moxxie, Millie, and Randall taught me to hide weapons in places like this," Blitz says, cutting the tape off his hands.
Once he's done, he cuts the ropes from around his arms, and then his legs. Soon, Blitz is able to get himself free He then begins to cut off Fizzarolli's restraints as well, freeing his arms, legs, and hands.
"That was pretty smart," Fizzarolli says.
"Yeah. you can thank them for that one," Blitz says.
"So what do we do now?" Fizzarolli asks.
"Let's see, if we can do it," Blitz says.
Blitz looks down and looks at his surroundings. An imp on a forklift, imps playing on a pool table, a muscular imp stacking a card tower, and a few more demons lounging - from there, he spots the remote that should control the cage.
"Ahhh, bingo!" Blitz says.
"You have an idea?" Fizzarolli asks.
Blitz points down, "See that remote?"
Fizzarolli looks down to see the target, "I mean, I could stretch down there…"
"No, no, we can't risk them seeing us and notify the others," Blitz says.
"Then what do you suggest we do?" Fizzarolli questions.
"Hmm," Blitz says, trying to think.
Just then, someone says, "Perhaps we can help."
"Who said…" Fizzarolli questions.
But then, Randall appears upside down and happily waves, "Hey guys."
"Oh great, it's Randall," Fizzarolli replies, rolling his eyes.
Soon, Barbie appears as well, "Don't forget about me."
"Barbie," Blitz says, relieved. "I knew you guys would come."
"Well duh, no way I'm letting my brother and best friend be used as hostages," Barbie says.
"And 10 points for the secret knife. Glad you follow our advice," Randall says.
"Thanks,." Blitz says.
"Hate to break up the moment, but we need to get out of this fuckin cage," Fizzarolli says.
"I have a plan," Randall says.
Then turns to Blitz, "Hey Blitz, shake the cage as hard as you can. Don't do it until I signal you."
"Alright," Blitz says.
Randall then lifts himself up and holds on to the cable. Barbie does the same. Fizzarolli then grabs the bars of the cage.
Randall says, "Alright Blitz, now."
And with that, Blitz shakes the cage, causing some boxes to fall. This would create a domino effect, as the boxes collapse nearby a few demons, throwing his beer mug in the air. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower, the rest of the demons cheer, but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down; causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage, to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.
"Keep it down! I'm shooting 8-ball over here!" The Imp shouts.
The Forklift Imp removes turns to question, "What's going on-"
As the gunfire continues, the imp on the forklift gets shot, causing the truck to spin out of control, knocking everything in its way.
Mafia Imp shouts, "SHUT THE FUCK UP-" but notices the forklift approaching him, "Oh, fuck me…"
The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion, while Fizzarolli and Blitzo are observing the whole situation. Amidst the explosion, the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitzo shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop, right above the remote. As it falls over, it hits the "DOWN" button- but nothing seems to have happened.
"Well... that didn't w-" Fizzarolli says.
But Blitz and Randall say, "Three… two… one…"
At the last second, the cage containing Blitzo and Fizzarolli immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides, Fizzarolli coughs as Blitz dusts himself off. Then Randall and Baribe let go of the cable and joined the others.
"Simple, but effective," Fizzarolli says.
"Very effective," Blitz says.
Barbie hugs Blitz and Fizzarolli, "I'm glad you both are okay."
"Yeah. And thanks for coming for us," Fizz says.
"Don't worry, what are friends for," Barbie says.
Suddenly, Crimson and his goons came in upon hearing the commotion. Crimson lifts up a cucumber slice to see Blitzo and Fizzarolli have freed themselves, seeing Barbie and Randall with them, and causing a mess during the escape attempt.
"THE FUCK?!" Crismon shouts in rage, throwing his glass on the ground, "GET THEM!"
One of the goons fires a net gun aimed at Fizzarolli, but Blitzo uses his magic to prevent it and throws it back.
"Nice," Barbie says.
Then the group begins to make a run for it. Randall then grabs a gun and begins to fire.
Blitz then grabs his hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Barbie soon begins to throw punches and knicks at them. Thanks to her athletic skills, she can dodge and attack with close combat. While Fizzarolli makes a run for it, two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent him from escaping, causing him to run back where he came from. As a bigger demon approaches him, he throws a juggling stick, and blows an air horn. But he still gets caught, then throws a banana peel, but no one slips on it.
"Augh! This usually works!" Fizzarolli says and struggles to break free, "Goddamnit!"
One of the Mafia Imps approaches him, about to hit him with a cane.
"FUCK!" Fizzarolli cries out, but mananges to slip away just in time.
And the bigger demon gets hit instead. Fizzarolli then bumps back to Blitzo who is holding a blade.
"I'm guessing this is the first time you have to deal with combat, huh!" Blitz says as he and Fizzarolli dodge the attacks.
"I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use... I don't do danger!" Fizzarolli says as Blitz, Randall, and Barbie have to keep attacking the goons.
In Randall and Barbie's case, they both end up killing them.
"Glad to know that you're better a wimpy circus puss than a badass fighter, "Randall says.
The four continue running, and climb up the ladder. Randall then uses the gun to kill the goon.
"I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shirt what you think," Fizzarolli says with his arms crossed.
Soon, the ladder begins to fall over.
Barbie grabs Fizzarolli, "Careful there." And pulls Fizzarolli back.
"Fizz, you had a rainbow striped t-shirt and an actual Loo Loo Land Apple hat as a kid" Randall points out, and smirks, "Since when do you care what people think?"
"Hey, I happen to like colorful clothes and…" Fizzarolli says to Randall, but quickly realizes, "Oh, I see what you mean." But then says with an annoyed, "And serious, why bring that up? I was like ten when I had them."
"Yeah. Until I've decided to turn that hat into a rocket," Randall says.
"Trust me, I remember. You said it looked creepy," Fizzarolli says.
"Way creepy," Randall says.
Seeing the goons, everyone hurries and quickly hides behind and within large boxes on one of the shelves.
And then sighs, "Fizz, I know that this is a fuckin shitty time to talk about it, but I was told there was a huge misunderstanding."
"What do you mean?" Fizzarolli says, confused.
"You remember what happened, at the fire," Randall says.
Fizzarolli crosses his arms and turns away, "What about it? Why do you want to talk about what you did to me?"
"What did I do?!" Randall asks, dumbfounded, "What did I do?"
"You know what you did!" Fizzarolli angrily says, "You decided to leave me behind! I thought you were my friend! We used to have so much fun and laugh together until that day, on my birthday! The fire came out of nowhere and I was wondering where you are! And when I did see you, I thought you came to help, you decided to leave! I lost so much because of you! I THOUGHT YOU CARED!"
But then Randall shouts, "I DID CARE! AND I DID GOT YOU OUT OF THAT FIRE!"
Fizzarolli looks at Randall in shock, "What?"
"Yeah. I did. And it was so hard," Randall says and begins to shed tears, "The reason I stopped reaching out to you was because I was really scared of the fire, scared of getting burned. I never told you this before, but before I came to the circus, my father was awful to me. He beats me, burns me, and locks me in the basement. He practically kept me around like a personal punching bag. When I ran off, you were the only one besides Razor to reach out to me. I wanted to be by your side. I looked up to you. And I… I… Sorry about this, but…"
Before anyone can react, Randall grabs Fizzarolli by his arms, pulls him over and kisses him passionately on the lips. Fizzarolli is so stunned that his tail stands on end. Even Blitz and Barbie are shocked to witness this. Soon, Randall gently pushes Fizzarolli away and breathes heavily.
Fizzarolli steps back, looking stunned and says, "Woah there Randall, don't… don't just fuckin kiss me out of nowhere!"
"Sorry, but I gotta get this fifteen years of love I had for you out of my chest," Randall says.
He sadly sighs and says, "And I'm sorry… I'm sorry that I had trouble trying to save you back then. But, I actually did get you out of the fire, but the damage already took its toll on you. And I ended up having my hands, arms and stomach burned. When I saw you like this, I can only picture the condition I had when my father burned me."
"I can't believe you never told me this," Fizzarolli says.
"Trust me, it's never easy to tell anyone. Razor is the only one I told. I just wanted to bury that in the past and focus on my new life with Razor, and you. And yet, I ended up running it because of my fear," Randall says.
He then hugs Fizzarolli and says, "I'm so sorry Fizz. I'm sorry you lost so much. I'm sorry you suffered from someone else's actions. After what happened, I feared I was going to lose one of my dear friends, and well…" Soon, Randall blushes and says, "And lose my first love." And sadly sighs, "But I ended up losing that anyway."
Then Randall lets go of Fizz and turns away as he wipes the tears from his face.
He then says, "Even though I got you out, I felt like I've let you down. And I ended up hating…"
But then, one of the goons grabs Randall into a headlock as he screams, "SHIT!"
Just then, Fizzarolli coils back his robotic arm and punches the guy in the face, and pulls Randall back to him.
Then the group of four runs across the shield.
"So why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Even ONCE would have been fine," Fizzarolli asks.
"I tried. Besides Razor, you were all I had left, Fizz. But they said, you didn't want to see me.," Razor says.
But Fizzarolli denies it, "I never told them that?"
"Bullshut. You didn't?" Randall questions.
"No?" Fizzarolli answers, "And no one told me you came!"
And soon the realization hit both of them "Ooooooohhh…."
Then Randall turns to Barbie, "Guess you were right after all."
"I told you so," Barbie says, rolling her eyes.
But then another goon climbs up the ladder and tries to grab them, startling them. And then Randall shoots him on the head with the gun, and Blitz kicks the ladder down, crushing anyone else with the ladder.
"SHIT!" Randall shouts.
Then Fizzarolli shouts, "TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN EMOTIONAL MOMENT HERE!"
Back in the Lust Ring, Stolas and Asmodeus are still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at his watch as time flies by, not looking very happy.
Stolas is walking around the room holding the contract and lecturing, Okay, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one Fizzarolli.' and "Blitzo' and slams the contract on the table, sliding it towards the lawyer.
"Yeah, sure, sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh…" the lawyer says, drinking out of his mug.
Asmodeus is soon getting very impatient, "HURRY UP!"
"Yelling won't make me read faster!" The lawyer says.
Asmodeus was starting to turn red with his flames getting higher, and it's easy to tell that he's losing his patience. Stolas actually feels the same as his eyes glow and he clenches his fists so that a red aura appears around them.
Back at the warehouse, Fizzarolli threw a goon. The group is on top of the shelves with boxes and supplies. Goons were running at them both.
"Back to the last conversation… Misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you, Randall," Fizzarolli says,
He then grabs Randall and pulls him closer to the goons as shoots them with his guns.
"It's BEEN fifteen years and... That's so much time... But!" Fizzarolli continues as he fling Blitzo around in his flexible, robotic hands as Randall continues to shoot the goons, "I guess that incident didn't really ruin my life."
"What, you're telling me getting BLOWN UP didn't ruin your life?" Randall questions.
"It was painful," Fizzarolli says, and hits goon with Blitz, "And challenging, and y'know," puts Blitzo down, "FUCK HIM STILL. but, it's not like I'm broken. Barbie has been there for me for years. And I now have someone who understands me and-" Fizzarolli and Randall fight more goons before landing to the ground.
"My life has actually been pretty great," Fizzarolli says.
Soon, Barbie and Blitz jump down to the ground after fighting off more of the goons.
"Yeah, that's lovely. You got a good thing going on with that horny rooster fucker, dontcha?" Randall questions.
"Oh yeah, it's been… "Fizzarolli says, and blushes, "Fantastic."
But begins to get flustered, "ause, ya know, it's a great gig! hehe, and he's got the BIGGEST COCK! ya know, like," Stretches arms to form the shape of testicals, "MASSIVE! I mean imagine like," stretches arms to sides, "the BIGGEST! just a,"makes arms into a circle, "GIANT, HUGE, like a KAIJU! B-but it's a cock, ya know what i mean? like a BIG monster! it's BIG" motions handjob with hands, "it's HUGE-"
As Fizzarolli explains, Blitz, Barbie, and Randall are doing their best not to laugh.
But Randall says, "Kay, we get it, we get it!" Then he puts hand on his shoulder, "Look I'm really happy for ya Fizz."
Fizzarolli smiles.
Then turns to Blitz, "I could say the same about you, Blitz. I can tell that Barbs is happy for you too. You know, having a relationship with Stolas."
But soon, the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward
"If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy, here's your chance!" Crimson says.
Striker smirks while gritting his teeth and walks towards them, "You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz." and his sclera glows menacingly, "NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!" as he grabs his rope and pulls it.
Blitz, Barbie and Fizzarolli looked a little concerned.
Just then, Randall says, "Ohhhh don't you dare talk sexy to him. He already got a man.
"Are you serious about that now, Randall?" Fizzarolli questions.
Barbie sighs, "Some things never change."
Striker laughs as he, Crimson, and the goons corner them further.
Then Blitz has an idea, "Fizz! I remember Randall telling me that you used to distract my dad so he could steal his booze? I'm guessing you remember, right?"
"I mean, yeah? I remember, why?" Fizzarolli questions.
"Yeah, well, Barbie, Randall, and I need to get up to that window there to bust us out," Blitz says, and points at the window as Striker continues to uncannily and slowly corner them.
Fizzarolli quickly understands the idea, "Ohohooo! One distraction, comin' up!"
Fizzarolli then gets to work on the distraction. He has everyone's direction towards him as he stands on a stack of boxes, and jumps off in front of the goons.
Fizzarolli:
When I was a young boy
I never thought it comes to this.
He gets up and is in between three goons, looking at both of them with his arms around them both.
Fizzarolli:
The scars all seem to heal..
At the next line, Fizzarolli grabs onto Crimson.
Fizzarolli:
And soon all I feel is regret.
He goes somewhere else and grabs onto it with his flexible arms.
He climbs on top of it.
Fizzarolli:
And noooow, I'm a grown man.
I've lost it all again!
He slides on the floor in front of the goons, Striker, and Crimson.
Fizzarolli:
But what I'll miss the most…
He climbs on the boxes, which in this case is his one of many 'stages'
Fizzarolli:
Pay close attention, while you get a look at…
Blitz climbs on a box and throws small things of trash like banana peels and candy wrappers, which are being used as confetti, over Fizzarolli. Then Fizzarolli stretches out, taking Blitz's hand, and pulls him up to him. The next thing Blitz knows, Fizzarolli dances with him, and dips him down.
Fizzarolli:
this!
And then, Fizzarolli takes out Blitz's keychain with a golden unicorn figurine on it.
Fizzaroli:
Yeah, look at this!
Blitz then sneaks around with Barbie and Randall as Fizzarolli gets out a treasure map.
Fizzarolli:
Then, look at that!
Fizzarolli notices the three friends' and stretches to above the mob and turns the heads of two of them in the direction opposite of their direction.
Fizzarolli:
Hehey, here's a hat!
Fizzrolli then gets out a funny looking hat and puts it on his head.
Fizzarolli:
This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thing
But, listen closely, maybe it explains everything!
Fizzarolli takes the hat off and twirls while in the background Randall and the two Imps coast across to get to their exit. Of course, Fizzarolli turns Striker's direction towards him as he continues to give them a show. Anf things get pretty crazy.
Fizzarolli:
The secret to coin, computers, and microchips
The key to the future
If you only look at this!
Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold
If you focus on me, as the story unfolds
Fizzarolli sees Blitz, Barbie, and Randall are able to stack the many boxes to the top of the roof where the exit is. Of course, Fizzarolli continues the show while distracting Crimson, Striker, and the goons while the others make the escape opening.
Fizzarolli:
LOOK AT THIS!
I HOLD THE KEY TO THE MYSTERY!
LOOK AT THIS!
LOOK AT NOTHING EXCEPT FOR ME!
LOOK AT THIS!
Fizzarolli holds a flashlight towards and makes unintelligible growling.
Fizzarolli:
THAT WAS GIBBERISH!
YOU GUYS, HURRY THE FUCK UP!
I don't know how long I can do this!
Fizzarolli turns to see Randall trying to get the opening broken with the flame torch. Blitz is also able to use his fire magic like a torch as well.
Blitzo:
We're gonna need another sixty seconds!
Fizzarolli:
Aw, fuck!
Okay, the thing that I'm trying to say is
I will say if you look this way…
Then Fizzarolli points towards a specific direction, only to reveal just a large stacks of boxes.
Fizzarolli soon becomes uneasy and needs to come up with another distraction.
Fizzarolli:
Uh, you know it's uh…just as Nonna (Grandma) Fizzarolli used to say…
Fizzarolli:
Puzza lasagna (Stink lasagna)
Fizzarolli then jumps down and puts on a wig and boa and begins to sing in italian. Crimson, being a mob boss and therefore fluent in italian. Crimson is s disgusted by what Fizzarolli was saying
Fizzarolli:
Contorni, limoncello (Side dish, limoncello)
Fortepiano (Loud, soft)
Buongiorno, ada Vongole (Good morning, with clams)
Of course, Fizzarolli continues the show, despite how disturbed and rather annoyed Striker and Crimson are getting.
Fizzarolli:
Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini (Luigi, Florence, Bucatini)
Randall continues to try to use the torch, but it runs out of gas. He then accidently drops it.
Fizzarolli:
Cingale~ (Wild boar~)
Cingale~ (Wild boar~)
Meanwhile, Fizzarolli continues while the goons are actually in tears.
Fizzarolli:
So, look at… this!
Blitz soon finds a box of dynamite and the three agree to use them to help them escape as Fizzarolli continues to perform and splatter a cake at his face.
Fizzarolli:
Please, look at this!
Fizzarolli presents flowers to Striker and sprays water at him.
Fizzarolli:
I am running out of places I can take this bit
He then shakes Striker and tosses him aside.
Of course, Fizzarolli continues with the show.
Fizzarolli:
So, look at this! Look at my face!
I regret every event that got me in this place
Randall lines the Detonating cord on the steel beam and holds the explosion box as Blitz and Barbie sneak down to where Fizzarolli is. Once they reach the other side where Fizzarolli is, Randall tosses the dynamite at him to catch his attention.
Fizzarolli:
This little song is driving me insane
Fizzarolli notices the fireworks and sees that Randall has another plan above on the steel beam. As Barbie and Blitz join Fizz on the ground. Striker soon notices Randall being up on the ceiling, Crismon and the goons notices as well.
Fizzarolli:
My exhaustion is audible
Now, the ending is probable
Striker, Crimson, and the goons bring out their guns and begin firing at Randall. But Randall dodges and grabs on to the light hanging on the ceiling.
Fizzarolli:
CUZ' THIS RUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE to maintain,
Fizzarolli acts fast, coils back his arms, and throws his fists at Striker and Crimson. Seeing his chance, Randall pushes down the explosion box, lever, and the dynamite explodes, making a hole for their escape.
Fizzarolli:
So, fuckinggggg…
Fizzarolli then gets Blitz on his back as he stretches his arms and legs out as Blitz and Barbie climb on to him as well. He then pulls back before launching himself and the others through the hole.
They both soon wave as they fly out the hole.
Fizzarolli, Blitz, Barbie, and Randall:
BYE-BYE!
And with that the group of four make their escape. Of course, Fizzarolli, Randall, and Barbie flip them off.
As that happened, the whole building collapsed on top of the goons, Striker, and Crimson, and the building caught on fire.
Now outside of the warehouse, the four are now running free, laughing as well. They all soon stopped, panting.
"You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit!" Fizzarolli says.
"And you really know how to put on a show!" Blitz says, and gasps a bit for air.
"Yeah. That was one really insane show," Randall says.
"Thanks," Fizzarolli says.
Just then, Barbie notices, "Hey guys, look."
The gang soon sees a broken truck. They all look at each other with smirks, and have found their getaway vehicle. Blitzo breaks the window and opens the door. Then Randall gets in the front seat and hotwire the truck. Soon, it turns on.
Blitz then opens the car as he says, "I guess, royal jesters first?"
Fizzarolli bites his lip a little while looking away and somewhat covering his mouth before heading into the passenger's seat until he was dragged away by a rope abruptly. The others become shocked and look to see Fizz is being dragged away.
Randall jumps on the roof of the car as he aims his gun, and angrily shouts, "Get… Your… FUCKING shit stain claws off him!"
The smoke soon clears to reveal Striker with Fizzarolli in his arm, laughing maniacally with his revolver in his other hand.
"You think I'm just gon' let you get away after all this?" Striker says.
He then spins the revolver in his hand then points it at Fizzarolli's cheek, "I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master…I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of im'!"
Fizzarolli smiles nervously. "Okay... Is it bad that I'm getting hard?"
Striker digs the revolver deeper in Fizzarolli's cheek, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?"
"Don't you… DARE… HURT HIM!" Blitz says, suddenly in full rage that his eyes are turning red in pure anger, reaching his limits.
Before anyone else can react, Blitz pounces at Striker, forcing him to let go of Fizzarolli and tackles Striker to the ground. And with that, Blitz and Striker get into a very hard physical fight. Fizzarolli becomes shocked to see Blitz and Striker are actually having a physical fight. What's more, Blitz is able to give Striker a few hard blows, including one in the face. Soon, both of them grab each other's hands and try to push each other.
Striker grits his teeth in anger, "How are you doing that?"
Blitz lifts his head up as he growls in anger as his eyes turn bright red that they're glowing. Striker uses his tail to trip Blitz and mananges to grab Fizzarolli with his tail and pulls him over. He brings out his revolver and prepares to kill him, but Blitz mananges to grab Striker's wrist with the gun and struggles to get it away. Just then, Barbie and Randall come in trying to separate Blitz and Fizzarolli from Striker. However, Blitz is so focused on trying to tear Striker apart, and ends up leaving a small scratch on Striker's face.
Just then, by accident, the gun ends up firing at a gasoline can nearby Striker slowly turns away with a scared look to see the gas spilling. Then the gasoline can explode, sending all five in separate ways.
Fizzarolli is sent flying and hits a billboard and falls on the ground with green flames surrounding. Barbie and Randall are sent crashing to some trash nearby, no injuries though. There were flames on Striker as he was on the ground, making worried critter noises before running away. Blitz ends up hitting his side against the truck, snapping him out of his anger and his eyes back to normal.
Barbie groans in pain, "Ow, that hurts."
"No kidding," Randall says.
Blitz lets out a groan and lifts himself up. Just then, all three look to see Fizzarolli, surrounded by the flames. He tried to use his robotic limbs to reach a car being hung, but he was too weak at the time. His arm electrocuted as he began crying and hugs himself in deep fear.
"FIIIIZZZZZ!" Blitz cries out.
With quick thinking, Blitz begins rolling on a barrel and jumps off. He then grabs onto swinging bars across and jumping off of cars. He ran across the metal slope and used his tail to hang on the crane hook, reaching out for Fizzarolli. They successfully grab hands and get flung in the air. They grab onto each other as they are about to fall. Just then, Randall, who is on top of the beam, coils them by the tail and is able to pull them up with Barbie's help. Soon enough, all four are safely on the beam and away from the fire.
Fizzarolli angrily and violently shakes Blitz while yelling, "YOU BLEW US UP, YOU SAVAGE PRICK!"
"I'm sorry… I didn't mean to get out of control like that. I was only focusing on saving you," Blitz says.
Fizzarolli pushes him away while looking away,
"Are you alright?" Randall asks.
"Yeah. I'm fine," Fizzarolli says.
And with that, Fizzarolli uses his robotic arm to pull all of them close and hug them. They're all glad to have survived this form of danger.
Just then, Randall smirks and asks, "Woooooould it… Fuck up the moment if we made out right now?"
Soon the group looks at Randall. Blitz looks confused while Barbie and Fizzarolli frown in response to see Randall gives them a sheepish grin.
"Seriously, Randall?" Barbie says, dumbfounded.
"Sheesh, you haven't changed a bit," Fizzarolli says, rolling her eyes.
Randall laughs, "What, I'm only joking."
Blitz sighs, "Come on guys, let's head to the Lust Ring. I'm worried that Stolas and Asmodeus are going to go on a killing spree if they wait any longer."
The three nod their heads in agreement.
Back in Asmodeus' office, both Stolas and Asmodeus are so exhausted and pissed by this whole mess. Asmodues checks his watch to see that it's already the witching hour. At the same time, the lawyer is taking another sip from his coffee as he goes over the contract. At this point, both demon royals have reached their limits.
Asmodeus stands up as he slams his hands on the table, "THAT'S IT!"
Asmodeus then grabs the lawyer by the shirt, "I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!" and his flames grow higher and his face turns even redder.
Stolas couldn't agree more, "Not unless I deal with him first." and about to transform to his full demon form.
Before Stolas and Asmodeus could kill the lawyer, they hear the curtains being open. They turn to see Blitz and Fizzarolli entering the room while Barbie and Randall remain outside of the office. The two pant as Fizzarolli clenches his broken cybernetic arm.
Seeing Fizzarolli, Asmodeus is relieved, "Fizzy!" and shoves the lawyer into the chair and heads towards Fizzarolli.
With tears in his eyes, Fizzarolli happily cries out, "OZZIE!"
Asmodeus scoops Fizzarolli up as they twirl around for a moment, before Fizzarolli starts smooching Asmodeus affectionately.
Blitz smiles to see the two looking so happy.
"Blitzy!" Stolas says in relief.
"Hey Stolas," Blitz says.
The two then hug each other as Stolas sweeps the Imp off his feet. The two then kiss each other on the lips.
"Are you okay, Blitz? You're not hurt, are you?" Stolas asks, worried.
"I'm okay. We had a few scrapes and bruises, but we managed to get out of this," Blitz says.
"From the looks of it, you had a really rough day," Stolas says.
"Yeah. I did…" Blitz says and lets out a yawn, "Yeah. I had a very long day."
Blitz then leans his head against Stolas chest and feels like he's going to fall asleep.
Stolas smiles and gently nuzzles Blitz, "I think it's time we start hearing home. You had a very long day."
Stolas then turns to notice the lawyer gathering up all the contract papers.
Stolas then gives the lawyer a malicious smile before leaving and says, "Get FUCKED, little one."
Then leaves the room with Blitz in his arms. He then nuzzles Blitz who has his eyes closed and feels like falling asleep from the long day he had.
The lawyer then puts his briefcase on the desk trying to fit as many papers into it as he could, even stepping on it to try to close it, but he hears Fizzarolli chuckling before seeing him and Asmodeus standing above him. they smirk at one another before advancing on the shark demon.
The shark demon backs away as he cries out, "OH MY SATAN!"
Lightning strikes as it cuts to outside Asmodeus' office as he leaves with Fizzarolli in his arms, closing the door behind him.
Asmodeus sighs and says, "I'm so glad you're okay, babe…" And nuzzles Fizzarolli.
He snaps his fingers and the lights turn off.
Then Ozzie says to him, "You ain't never leaving the palace without protection AGAIN."
Asmodeus walks down the hall with Fizzarolli while doing some romantic but not sexual actions like nuzzling. The succubi gave them shocked looks.
Fizzarolli blushes from embarrassment, "Oz... You know there's eyes around…"
But Asmodues says, "I know. I don't care. Cuz they know if they tell anyone, I'll…" And punches the statue of a nude succubus right in the dick, "...BREAK THEM," causing a large crack and large chunks to fall off the statue.
After the succubi hears and sees that, they immediately leave the room. Asmodeus presses buttons on the elevator.
Fizzarolli laughs in response and says, "Well, don't worry. Today I learned that I hate going outside!"
They get on the elevator.
"You won't have to again," Asmodeus says.
Fizzarolli leans against Ozzie's chest, somewhat frowning and looking down.
Their elevator stops as Asmodeus walks forward.
Fizzarolli apologizes, "Sorry for coming back all messy…"
Soon the two are in a workshop as Fizzarolli sits on a table.
Asmodeus sets down a box and opens it, "You don't have to apologize for getting banged up babe," And gets out a robotic arm to replace Fizzarolli's broken one, "I'm just sorry I couldn't be there." and places the new arm on the table.
Fizzarolli gives a smile, and reassures, "It's okay, Oz... guess I'm just not used to this kind of thing."
Both of them sigh.
"It's been an intense day. Just, take it easy, okay?" Asmodeus says, opening the curtains to see the rain outside.
"Oh, it's fine, I'm fine, really! You know I bounce back fast!" Fizzarolli reassures with a giggle.
But then winces in pain over his broken arm, but still manages a thumbs up. Asmodeus shakes his head with a smile.
"Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing, how was your day?" Fizzarolli asks.
Asmodeus places the box down as he says, "Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time," And brings out some scissors that make Fizzarolli feel uneasy, "Who was worried about Blitz the whole time he was there. And by the way, asked me to give him one of my crystals as a gift for his little boyfriend," and Asmdoeus cuts the sleeve from Fizzarolli's broken arm.
"Really now?" Fizzarolli asks.
"Yeah. I do plan on giving it to him, until the incident that you and Blitz got held hostage," Asmodeus says.
"I see. But I think it's a good idea to give him one. He really earned it," Fizzarolli says. He then smiles and says, "After all, he and the others basically got us out of there."
"Alright then," Asmodeus says, and begins to help Fizzarolli with his arms as he says in a singing tone, "Anything for you…"
Sometime later, Asmodeus gives Fizzarolli a new and improved robotic arm, which starts to glow as soon as it's attached. Fizzarolli starts stretching and jumping around until he lands in Asmodeus's arms, happy that he feels as good as new again.
"Now, I don't know about you, but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks! "Fizzarolli says with excitement, "You wanna go... 'make a mess?"
"You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?" Asmodeus asks, concerned.
"Sure…" Fizzarolli says, and places his hand on Ozzie's cheek, "Don't you?"
Asmodeus takes Fizzarolli's hand and says, "Well…" and leans so both their foreheads touch, "Obviously."
Fizzarolli laughs as he snuggles with Asmodeus, with the doors closing in on them.