Meanwhile, Drac was coming, so Lucy told Dennis to hide Tinkles, as she talks to Drac. "Hey, Drac.", Lucy said, but Dracula interrupted, "No need to talk, I have to find Mavis!".
"Why?", Lucy asked, before realizing something, "Are you going to tell her the truth?". "Yes,", Drac said, "I can't lie anymore. She's the only important person in my life, and I have to find her.".
"Right after I have a talk with Ericka.", Dracula said in a lovesick expression. "Ok, guys.", Lucy whispered, "You can come out now.". "Phew, that was close.", Dennis said, "But Lucy, where's Lincoln?", he soon asked.
"Well, we saw him with your mom over...", Lucy said, before noticing that on the ship, there was no one. "On the ship.", Lucy said, but Dennis interrupted, "Wait, didn't you tell us there's some kind of race here, cebause I don't see any people.".
"Well... well...", Lucy said, her face now sweating. "Spill the beans.", Luan said, "I can't keep pushing this dog back forever.". "Fine, I'll tell you guys!", Lucy said, "But first, I need to get Lisa.".
"This is stupid!", Lincoln said, "We're stuck in a fishing net, in our swimsuits, and this is totally embarrassing!". "Well, well, well.", said a voice, which happens to belong to Abraham.
"Are these the spies you were talking about, my new apprentice.", Abraham said, to which Morag said, "They sure are Master Van Helsing.". "Wait, are you the legendary Abraham Van Helsing?!", Lincoln asked. "Yes,", Abraham said, "You said it the same way as Morag did.
"Okay, can you please help us out of this net?", Mavis said, "That crazy woman thinks that this kid is a Master of the Dark!". "I already know that.", Abraham said, "Because, Morag told me the whole story.". "What story?!", Mavis and Lincoln said with confusion.
"Well, you and your sister Lucy are known as the Masters of the Dark, and follow in Dracula's footsteps!", Morag said, before interrupted by Abraham, "Ok, I heard the story before, and I liked it, but you don't have to tell it again.".
"Plus, is that your girlfriend?", Abraham said, to which Lincoln said, "No, she's not my girlfriend! She's just a average run-of-the-mill person.". "Well, considering that she's too old for you.", Morag said, and Mavis said, "Wait, what?".
"It's a good thing I caught these two before they caused any damage, right Master?", Morag said. "Yes.", Abraham said, "And now as soon as my great granddaughter retrieves the instrument of destruction, we will both destroy both monsters and the Loud family tree!".
"Don't you dare touch your hands on my sister, Lucy!", Lincoln shouted. "This is bad.", Mavis said, all nervous, but Lincoln said, "We're going to get out of here, Mavis. I know it.".
"So what is this weapon of destruction?", Morag asked, to which Abraham said, "Well, out of the various ways to destroy a monster, I found out the real weapon.".
The screen soon shows a pictogram, and Morag gets confused. "Squid Music = Bye Bye Drac?", she asked, "What does this mean?". "Well,", Abraham said, moving a camera towards the giant squid monster, "That is the weapon.". "A Kraken?", Morag asked, "I thought you hated monsters.".
"Well, it's a classic way for destroying monsters.", Abraham said, but Morag interrupted, "But the Kraken is asleep. How would it kill anyone?". "We wake it up, using music.", Abraham said, to which Morag soon understands the plan.
Meanwhile, Lincoln and Mavis were using a comb, probably belonging to Ericka to cut through the rope. Eventually, they landed on the ground, and then decided to warn Lucy and Drac about Morag.
"Lucy, have you seen Drac!", Lincoln asked to which she said, "Oh, I think he was with Bob a while ago.". "Bob?", Lincoln and Mavis said, to which Tinkles appeared, and Lucy said, "There's Bob. Anyways, why'd you ask.".
The two then explained everything. "What?!", Lucy said, "You must be joking, because there's no way that Morag has smuggled her way onto this vacation.". "But she did!", Mavis said. "I don't believe you.", Lucy said, "C'mon Bob, let's go.".
"Well, if we find Ericka, we find Drac.", Lincoln said, to which Mavis knew that Lincoln has made a point. When Tinkles was almost going to tackle Ericka, Lucy stopped him just in time. "You saved my life.", Ericka said.
"Yeah, why wouldn't we?", Lucy said, to which Ericka said that was weird for a monster to save her life, but Dracula interrupted, "Humans, Monsters, what's the difference?".
"Well, you know that vampires can predict the future as well, right?", Ericka said, to which Lucy said, "Well, I can.". "It's a well-known fact.", Ericka said. As Ericka, Drac and Lucy were having their little talk, Lincoln and Mavis noticed the trio.
"What's that in the captain's hand?", Mavis said, to which Lincoln said, "That must be some kind of family heirloom.". "Well, you see.", Ericka explained to Lucy and Dracula, "It was lost at sea, and my great grandfather is... I mean, WAS totally obsessed in bringing it back.".
"What a liar.", Mavis said, "I'll teach that lady a little thing about her flirting my dad!", to which she flew in her bat form. "Wait, Mavis, stop!", Lincoln said, to which Mavis steals the heirloom and flew into the sky.
"You want your heirloom thingy back?", Mavis said, "Come and get it. Go long, Lincoln!". "But I...", Lincoln said, before catching the heirloom, "Huh? I guess I am good.". "What are you doing?", Lucy said, as Mavis was going to go overboard on Ericka, literally.
"Stop!", Dracula said with anger. "What is the matter with you two!", Dracula asked, to which Lincoln asked, "She was going to hurt you!". "No, she's not. She Zinged with him, literally!", Lucy said. "What?", Mavis and Lincoln said, to which they said, "It's not possible, you only Zing once.
"Actually, I made a discovery!", Lisa said, popping out of nowhere. "It is now scientifically confirmed that a Zing takes 100 years to recharge. In other words, my hypothesis is true.". "What's a Zing?", Ericka asked, to which Lucy said, "It's normally a thing for monsters, but it can happen to anyone.".
"But... I can't.", Ericka said, to which she and Drac were now arguing before Ericka said, "I can't be in love with a monster.". When Drac heard this, Lucy said, "I'm sorry, Drac.", with Mavis and Lincoln apologizing as well, saying that they were complete jerks.
Soon, the announcement was made for everyone to go have a dance party, and unfortunately it was going to be a bad one. A cage dropped down on the monsters and the Louds, and Leni said, "DJ in a clamshell!". Lisa on the other hand was angry.
"You fell in love, with someone who wants to kill us!", she screamed, and Drac said, "Well, a Zing can lead to weird situations, but who put us in this situation again?". Everyone pointed at Mavis and Lori. "You two!", Lisa said, "You did this!".
"Well, we can explain.", Lori said, but Lisa said, "I knew this vacation would be a disaster, and it's all... your... fault!". "Well, at least you enjoyed it right?", Lori asked, but Lisa just stutter like she's about to explode, but before she did, another voice said, "Let the dance party begin.".
"Just forget about it.", Lori interrupted, "Care to dance?". "Well, sure why not.", Lisa said, "I mean, I wasn't having much fun anyways.". "Drac, you and Lucy need to talk to Ericka.", Lincoln said, "I know me and Mavis overreacted a bit, but we just thought about losing you.".
"Losing me?", Dracula asked, "Why?". "Well, after you get married, you will sail around the world and live on the boat.". "Okay, one, I don't wanna leave anyone, and two, I don't wanna live on a boat,", Drac said. "Seriously, go talk to her, even though she said what she said.", Lucy told him.
While Drac and Lucy were looking for Ericka, Johnny and Luna came along to help them, but along the way, they stumbled upon a certain someone. "I know that we meet again, my greatest rival.", Abraham said.
"Right.", Luna said, "You're the owner of that Holiday Inn back there.". "No, it is I, Abraham Van Helsing!", Abraham announced, to which Dracula was in shock. "Van Helsing!", he said, "After all these years? I thought you died from a horrible accident.". "Plus, you look horrible.", Johnny said.
"Enough with the insults.", Morag said, to which she soon reveals herself. "Morag!", Lucy said with shock, "What're you doing here?". "Well, well, well, if it isn't the other Master of the Dark.", Morag teased, "It looks like that heirloom thing you gave me was really special after all, right Master?".
"Master?!", Ericka cried, "But I'm his great granddaughter, not you!". "Shut your mouth!", Morag said, "As everyone around here now knows, not only is she the ship's captain, she's...". Ericka doesn't want to say anything, but Morag screamed, "SAY IT!".
"I'm...", Ericka said, while sniffing, "Ericka Van Helsing.". "Oh my gosh!", Lincoln said, to which Lisa soon went through a name list and found out the missing letters from her 'Van H' clue. "I knew it!", Lisa said, "I knew this was a deathtrap, all because of Lori.".
"Well, I didn't plan the whole thing, Mavis did too.", Lori said. "Silence!!", Abraham shouted, "And now my new apprentice, let's give them a dance party they'll never forget.". "New apprentice!?", Ericka said all heartbroken, "I hate that Morag!". Morag decided to put in a classical piece of music first.
Under the water, the Kraken slowly wakens up, and rises to the surface. "Oh boy, looks like we have a huge calamari of a dance party!". "Ya think?", Lana asked. "How about this, Night on Morag's Mountain, I call it!", Morag shouted. "It's Night on Bald Mountain!", Lisa shouted.
"Lisa, look out!", Lincoln said, dive-bombing towards Lisa to protect her. "Thanks, bro.", said Lisa in a calmer voice, before Leni screams, "Run everyone!". Soon, everyone was separated, with half of the group on one side, and half on the other.
Tinkles, who was soon revealed his identity, got everyone free by raming through the door, and fortunately, Mavis wasn't mad at Dennis for bringing Tinkles onto the cruise. "You stupid little idiots.", Morag said, "You're all one big target now.".
"You can't do this!", Ericka said, "You're wrong about monsters, you two!". "What?!", Abraham said, to which Ericka said, "He saved my life.". "He saved your life, because you're a disgrace to the Van Helsing family legacy.", Morag said, bullying Ericka.
"Drac, I'm sorry.", Ericka apologized, saying that all this time, she was trying to kill Dracula, but then announced that she will make a new empire that will have a new symbiotic relationship between human and monsters. "Yeah!", everyone cheered.
"No!", Morag said, as Abraham said, "Hey, what're you doing? I'm your master.", and Morag pushed him off the edge, but the good thing is that he landed in Blobby. "Let the age of Morag... BEGIN!", Morag said. "Music is not supposed to use as a weapon, it's an art form!", Luna said, with Johnny agreeing.
"Yeah, It's time for a little DJ battle!", Johnny said, "Our good music vs her evil music!", he continued, "and I know just the song.". He choosed the song from his phone, and through the use of Bluetooth, it played over the speakers. The song was a jazz song, which caused the Kraken to dance.
"You think you can outsmart me!", Morag shouted, "Well, then how about this!". The next song that Morag plays which overpowered the jazz song, began with an airhorn and then a techno beat played, to which the Kraken got evil again, and slammed his tentacles to the beat.
"My turn!", Luna said, as she searched up a song, and she skipped some parts of the song to where she played it on a certain part. "How about that?", Luna said, as she remixed the music, "Those sixteen notes of harmony that just played will not let you win!".
"This is my final chance!", Morag said, noticing a song with 'Devil' in the title. "Rock n Roll?!", Luna said with shock, "That's my thing!". "Luna,", Lucy said, "We need the most corniest song of all time. One song that would top all the others!". "I think I know just the song.", Johnny said.
Johnny loads the song, and it plays a remixed version of that song. "Is that Mick Swagger?!", Luna asked, to which she said, "He's my idol!". "What's happening?!", Morag said, as she noticed that her DJ stand was now malfunctioning. "No one can resist the Macarena!", Johnny said, doing the dance. "Especially if it's a cover by Mick Swagger!".
Abraham soon got back to his side, and scolded at Morag, "You can't just push an elderly person of a cliff, you idiot.". "Well, after I'm done with them, I'm going to kill you and Ericka!", Morag said, revealing her real plan. "What did you say?!?!", Abraham said, to which Morag was about to kill Abraham before Dracula saved him.
"You saved me?", Abraham said, "Why?". "Well,", Lincoln said, who walked up towards the man, "Drac here has changed, and monsters aren't that dangerous anymore.". "Yeah,", Lucy said, "It doesn't matter if you're a human or a monster, or if you have one or two eyes, or if you're calm and smart, or malicious and bossy.".
"Okay, make your point!", Drac said. "Okay okay,", Lucy said, "What matters is... that you're cool, just the way you are.". "You know, you're right.", Abraham said, "I'm really sorry.".
"No! No no no no no!", Morag said, "This is not what you're supposed to do?", and Abraham said, "Well. you told me that story, and now that I realized that the Louds are human, I don't believe you, you sociopath!". "Good one.", Ericka said.
"That's it!", Morag said, holding out a skewer from the buffet, and points it at the Van Helsings. "What're you doing?", Ericka said, to which Morag said, "You two are despicable. You two should die!".
"Morag was the real monster all along!", Lincoln said, to which Morag interrupted, "I'm no monster, because I'm going execute everyone! Who's gonna stop me?". "Oh, Mr Kraken.", Luan sang, and the Kraken grabbed Morag with his tentacles, and threw her to an island.
On the island, there were monkeys in the trees and noticed Morag. "What do you want, you stupid primates!", Morag said, to which she got pelted with bananas and coconuts.
Authors Notes: The songs that appear in the DJ Battle go in this order.
Morag's song 1: Night on Bald Mountain, by Modest Mussorgsky.
Johnny and Luna's song 1: Take Five, by Dave Burbeck.
Morag's song 2: Groovy Long Legs, from the game Pikmin 4.
Johnny and Luna's song 2: Fever, from either Dr Mario World or Super Smash Bros Melee.
Morag's song 3: Runnin' with the Devil, by Van Halen.
Johnny and Luna's song 3: La Macarana, cover by Mick Swagger.