The Bonds Of Friends And Family-Stargate SG-1 Season 2
Warnings: This is actually a one shot in connecting to Daniel and Sam's explanation to Jack, in why Daniel quit in the original time-line. So they're considering here in doing to him, what the NID did to Daniel, or just using clones. As the SGA had a deeper track record that Jack thought, after being opened for 73 years since 1925 now. In the follow up timeline, as they get an unexpected visitor in the form of Remus Lupin.
With this chapter they discuss what happened to Jack on Argos happening on other planets, before they lay the bottom line. As he describes in detail, what happened to a clone of one of the Colonel's who is the twin. And of another fanfic in the McConnell book series in the early years here, while at the same time. Describing, what the serum does if combined with straight alcohol, in his experience with it now.
As the serum used on Daniel, in their eyes can be used to for medical and psychiatric purposes now, along with a new formula that can help a person recover. As they heal, chemically from spinal damage, during his connection with the chemist. In Pyrus's court, which is the medical form of the serum that the mine medic used on him…
Chapter 54: Truths Of The Arrest I
The First Night On P3R-665-John's POV:
Simply talking to the man, as he asked to talk to him alone, he nodded, as he lead him to a room to be alone with him, said which was upstairs. And as he closed the door, out of hearing range, and half across from him on the bed then. As he had him lean back on the bed and he nodded, as he felt his hand run up his thigh. And before removing his shoes and socks then, before pulling his legs tightly against his sides and as he tied his ankles behind him then.
"So tell me, are you ticklish?" he asked him as he tickled his feet and he tried to keep from laughing and he tried to pull free as he said it. "No what are you doing, come on, untie me, untie me, let me go." he remembered saying to him. "Oh I'm afraid not now, you fell into my little trap, but not, my mate, oh no, you see if you never now. Bother to listen to your scholar counterpart, you would understand now, what if you drank something."
"That makes you very sensitive to touch, and you did, your muscles are asleep, but the nerves are not. In fact your nervous system is deactivated now, you, as the control factor have no control of your body now, none now. You ever hear of the story of the lotus eaters, my mate hmm, I suppose you could say, our colony ring. Are the adult version to that, that once taken in, is eat, drink and be merry now, to relax now."
"And enjoy a nice break from work." he said smiling, running his hands seductively up his legs, before he loosened his belt then. And pulled his shirt free, and ran a slow stroke down his stomach, and he froze up. And as he massaged his knees the motion slow and seductive, before kissing him then. Now realizing the man was coming on to him then and as he felt his legs getting extremely heavy then, as he realized his legs felt like weights right then.
And his legs were tied behind the man holding him there then and the man ran his hands up his thighs then, while smiling seductively at him then as he gave a seductive squeeze to both knees then. 'No, no wait a minute here, he talked me up, here so he could seduce me, what the hell was it I just drank exactly, stop, stop let me go. What he say, what he say, unless…., oh god, they drugged me, I been drugged, no help!' he thought in realization then as he said it quickly.
"No, no, no wait a second, wait a second, Sir really, I never came for this, really I never came for this right now, come on let me go." he heard his voice echo then. 'Oh god, what was it I just drank, Daniel help, get me out if this!' he thought, before remembering they kicked him out of the baseline program, and he felt his heart sink. Now, realizing he was no longer there to prevent them from making fools of themselves as he drank the glass stated for him and now.
Now, realizing he drank something, to trigger this, the man got him up here, to seduce him and tied his legs behind him, so he was between his legs. Where he could seduce his body, tease it, till he suffered the biggest orgasm he ever had then, as he tried to pull up. And as the man looked into his eyes smiling, before continually massaging his knees seductively. While pulling him closer to him so he could really start flirting with him, as he smiled seductively at him.
As he moved his hands to his stomach and under his shirt as he started tickling him. "Whoa ah ha, no wait a second whatever I did to get this, I won't do it again, no really. No I swear whatever I did, I won't do it again, I swear, I swear, stop, stop, no let me go, help!" he said as he started laughing as he ran fast tickles all over his stomach, as it felt like he tickled him. And for 20 minutes then, draining him 1/4 down in strength as he looked at him adoringly then.
Before running his hands up his legs to pull him all the way up to him, leaning him back, wrapping both hands around his neck, as he pressed a gentle kiss to his lips, as his body responded to him. "No, no wait, wait." he said, realizing it wasn't seduction, he was completely in love with him then. 'No, no wait a second right now, I get it, but I never came for this, wait, wait please, I never came to be your consort, wait.' he thought, feeling his heart pounding.
"My mate, my love, just relax." he said smiling, as he pressed another kiss to his lips, and his body relaxed at that and as the man ran his lips seductively. Across his own, back and forth across his mouth as he pressed his body to his then and as the man kept it up. His hands around the back of his neck, as he started to feel like the kiss had gone on for hours now. In feeling his hand run through his hair, as his body accepted this, and even was enjoying it now.
Before pulling back, and pressing his forehead to his, as he said it to him smiling, as he started undoing his shirt, so he could run his hands up his chest, the other hand seductively squeezing his knee as he said it. "Oh you may say that now, that you never meant to activate something now, not that like which you did then whatever sum moons ago it was. But on our planet, we mate for life now, but I have so long and searched, you say it now."
"But I don't believe that, oh no, I don't believe that at all, but you took the offered cup now, you took our special drink, connecting you to me now. But the chambers bathing varieties, you are covered in moisturizing lotion. Which is making your skin extra soft, but your body is not pulling away from me. You are connected to me now, you are my mate now.' he said smiling, running his fingers up his shirt now and started stroking then.
'No sock or boots, shirt nicely loose, you are in a very bad predicament, my dear man, a very bad one, but I am afraid, my mate. Now, you are in no position to give threats, not when your skin is this soft, and you can't kick. And without making a scene, of course the room is sound proofed so no one can hear us right now. My private chambers are out of shouting distance, so making a scene is not an option now."
"I can tickle you all night and no one will hear your shouts, as I said, you are in no position to make threats my dear man. Not at all, but what do my fingers feel like to you exactly?" he asked and he swallowed hard, realizing he been tricked. "But I am not interested in why you came, oh yes, I do not care what you came here for. Only that you have, but letting you go now, my mate, hmm, you wish for me to untie you.'
"Oh I think not, I sense something else in you, you see you have no idea what is inside the soap we gave you, do you. But that was a very unwise decision, to leave your door open, where anyone besides me can see you now." he said seductively, running his hand down and he jumped as he pinched his inner thigh with a seductive smile. "No, no wait a second, I swear I never came for this." he said shaking, feeling his lower body growing tight.
"I guess you never knew this, but the blue teams always knew better then to drink when on duty, and you should know better then." he said smiling and John felt his heart start pounding. 'Blue teams, the SGA, that's their color, why wouldn't they tell us about this that planets like this are snares, Daniel help.' he thought shaking, realizing this was Daniel's way to warn him off, for anymore illegal stunts then, as the man started getting more flirtatious then.
And as he felt the man run his hands up thighs then, as he removed his belt then and pushing his shirt up, the seductive smile on his face, looking into his eyes then. "But I'm afraid, my dear man, that you do not have a choice in the matter now. You see, you took our special drink, one that increases your mating desires now very highly. So highly, your body does not wish to stop till it gets enough to sate it, but rather then what you see."
"I am very taken with you, very taken, you are my chosen, but you took the drink, binding you to me now. Your body wants to mate, yes it wants to mate now, but first now, right now. Let us have a little fun now, hmm, so tell me, are you ticklish, hmm you ticklish." he said seductively to him as he felt it and as he slow stroked his fingers down his stomach, and he started laughing as he tried to pull free then as he fell back on the couch.
"No, no don't do that, cut it out, stop." he said laughing and the man smiled at him. "Oh what's the matter my mate, is this getting to you, hmm, is my touch too much for you. Is that it, is it the serum or the natural response right now, I must know, if it's not the serum, it must be you, and you must be ticklish, if you are acting like this. Oh indeed I got you, and no kicking, you are going to stay right here with me, so one question."
"You ticklish my love is that it, hmm you ticklish, going to get you, oh yes I'm going to get you, make you laugh, but we're alone out here out of range. Just relax, shh, just relax my love, alone time between us, oh yes plenty of alone time between us." the man said seductively as he tried to say it through his laughter as he tickled him then. "Coochie coo, oh coochie, coochie coo, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle my mate, tickle all night."
"Can't get away, going to tickle, you ticklish, hmm you ticklish my mate, you ticklish I have you my dear man, oh my love stop struggling, you can't get away right now." he heard with a seductive smile, before he squeeze tickled his knee and he tried to keep now. From jumping as the stroking started speeding up as he broke and started laughing. "Look, no look, no, no wait a minute right now, look, look wait, wait a minute, I ah, hah hah, no wait."
"I get it, I get it, but I never came for this, no I swear, I swear, help, stop let me go, I promise I never came here for this, I swear, no stop, stop let me go, let me go, let me go. Stop, stop, whoever you are, I get it, but stop whoa, whoa ah ha, no, no stop, stop, ha ha. Help, stop, stop, no cut it out, ha ha ha ha, help, help, help!, help somebody, somebody please. No please, get him to stop, I'm going to die laughing, help!" he heard his voice say, while laughing then.
"Shh, relax my mate, no point resisting, your body wants this, it's already accepted me as it's mate, the serum allows the person it's set to. To have the target think you are it's mate, I am your's, so your body will not resist my touch. But for now, this will suffice, and then alone time." he said as he started sliding his fingers up his stomach, as he ran slow strokes down his stomach in seductive strokes as he really started laughing then.
"No, no stop, whatever I did, I won't do it again, I swear, I swear, help, help, let me go, I'll be good." he thought laughing then. "You ticklish, hmm you ticklish my mate, you ticklish." he said smiling as he stroked there. "I have you my mate, just relax my love, but you are attracted to my touch, indeed I have. But we are out here, so we get privacy, but no questions, no answers, all I want.., is you, just you my mate, the only thing I want."
"Is you, just you, only you, I want you." he heard as he stroked, running his hands to his pants and removing his belt. As he slid his hand into his boxers, before kissing him, before deepening the kiss as he stroked his bladder and his body reacted to that beyond strongly. "Stop, stop, I get it, I get it, but not now, not now, we can talk later, but not now." he heard his voice say, shaking in exertion, before alone in his bedroom, he felt his body start calming down.
And from the seduction on the couch, before the door opened, closed and locked. "Sir please, I had enough, no more tickling." he said, not turning around, shaking at his bodily reaction as he heard a seductive tone to his voice as he felt the man wrap around him from behind, before kissing his neck then. "Oh that's not what I'm after now, my love oh no, it's alone time between us now, plenty of alone time, oh yes plenty of alone time now for us."
"But as I have said: no questions, no answers, oh no, no no, the only thing I want is you, just you, only you, I want you. Oh my love it is time now, just relax, shh, relax, just relax." he said, before feeling the man wrap his arms around him and kissing his neck, before feeling his lips run down his neck. To his shoulder slowly, feeling his body responding to his seduction, as it moved him on the bed, as he slowly ran it down his neck then, seductively.
Feeling the movements get more excited, his body relaxed, as he felt the man remove the edge of the tank top from his shoulder. 'No, no wait a second, wait a second, I have to focus.' he thought as the man ran slow kisses back and forth on his shoulder, he quickly refocused. 'Wait not after, oh god, wait a minute, what are you after exactly?" he said as he tried to get up and turned to look at him, as the man pressed his mouth to his, his body responding immediately.
And, as his body removed his tank top before the man undid his pants, as he then removed them, the seduction deepening now, as he fell back on the bed, the man moving between his legs, massaging his inner thighs and seeing his seductive smile, as he felt his body flatten him on the bed, feeling his legs getting weak. 'No, no Sir wait a second, I never meant to….' he heard his voice say in resistance and heard the said man's voice.
'No my love, it's too late, you came to me, took the drink, you are mine, yes mine.' he heard, before he kissed him and deeply, his hand gripping the back of his neck, before wrapping his arm behind his shoulder, as his body reacted on it's own then. And for the rest of the night now, it was then that his body engaged in several hours that night. And of the most intense make out, near intercourse, session he ever had then and as his body stripped itself completely.
And of his underwear then and as it went to full intercourse then and as his body felt like it couldn't get enough now, it wanted more now. It had to have more, his body wanted the Grand Duke, as his body saw him as its mate now, and with feeling fully energized now. It was ready for something it hadn't had since his son died by shooting himself then. As what it had with Kynthia was nothing now as his body went at it again, for the night, as this kept up.
And suddenly his body felt better than it ever had and in years, feeling like the whatever he drank had fully stimulated him and his body, what he, back then. Could never achieve with his wife, was suddenly increased 100 fold with the Grand Duke now. In wanting to every night after dinner, this kept up, as it happened again the next night, and the next, and the next, before reaching the 10th night, he had to get off the planet, now realizing in why Jane now.
Never came back downstairs, she too had been drugged and was making out and with whoever it was, knowing they stayed there, they'd never stop this, till it killed them right now. Finally refocusing he broke out through the bathroom and headed for a room that was covered by 4 men, fighting passed them, he shouted it out. "Jane, Jane snap out if it, we been drugged, these people put a sexual curse on us, snap out of it." he said, banging on the bedroom door quickly,
And before four more guards grabbed him and he started fighting wildly. "No let me go, stop, no not again, not again let go." he shouted, struggling to get free as the Grand Duke arrived then. "Shh, shh, shh, calm down my mate, nothing to be afraid of, everything is fine." he said gently and before he and the guys guards suddenly collapsed then, as he saw Makepeace. "We got to go now, these people trigger sexual curses, this keeps up, it's the comic book now."
"We have to leave right now." he said and Makepeace nodded as he knocked her Earl unconscious, as he tossed her clothes at her. And they went out the back way and dialed back to earth then, feeling their bodies shaking as they saw the duo covered in lip gloss, and realized they too got jumped by this as well, their entire team barely ran the clock out now then. "No Jackson, means we have no way to control making fools of ourselves here, he told us to focus.
"Focus on the wording, and we kicked him out of the baseline program, god damn it right now. Damn it, damn it, we have to find him, before that happens again!" Makepeace said sternly and he nodded. "Maybe we can use this right now, to get him out finally." Renfro suggested to him then and he smiled. "Could work, but whatever color he wears now, we switch it back to green." he said with a cruel smile then, returning to earth, John locked himself in his quarters then.
And feeling his body aching for the Grand Duke's arms around him, knowing he saw him again, he would never leave. And praying he never encountered another planet like this, knowing their hormonal drugs were too powerful. Till the libido would destroy him then. 'Not again, please not again, I can't go through it again, lord please don't do this me ever again, I beg you." he said shaking then, praying he'd forget this….
End Of Flashback:
As the memory came to an end he felt his body growing hot and bothered, realizing he been snagged, and felt like his version was close by. "And there's the report, that's just a taste of the warning that we shot you, you decided to not take it. And tried to kill one of my men, and now it gets Carter and Teal'C ending up in the middle of it." Landry growled and they all went white at that, realizing they never said anything on purpose, this was a serious trap, turned warning.
By the SGA/SGC and the generals all decided to teach them a lesson, a lesson they never took seriously and they were being arrested. "Switch it back to green, well just seeing the Earl that did Bob's clone, I switch it back, you buzzard." Daniel growled and they all paled. "The earl that did Morley's clone arrived on the planet!" she said shaking in fear and he nodded. "Yeah these planets know me already, but we go blue, you go green, but you're green, turned red."
"But they fell in love with you two, want you back, and I'm happy to oblige, you been arrested John, you're returning to his grace." he said and John went white. "Why did we never tell you this, why did we never tell you, we did what you did and this was a serious warning to you. Try it, and you're being arrested for something worse than death, and this would be it right now." Landry said and they started shaking, realizing Landry told Hammond and Jacob about this then.
"We figured you'd try something like this, that when Daniel reported in, directly to me this time, I sent along our uniform in the field color, they know who he is. Before they said your name directly, as we got you to realize you got caught in this attempt. And before they arrested you and separated you away from the miners, so there was never a mutiny. He wanted to make a difference and does, by changing things, over night, by being SGA." he said and they swallowed.
"He's everything a true leader should be, but the sarcophagus, mixed with the tretonin, that keeps his mind and heart strong, in his clone now. But they gave us 5 samples of each one, we got everything we need for a medical breakthrough worth quintillions in monetary amounts." Shen said, crossing her arms then and they swallowed hard. "But he found us the weapon, he prevented the attack in orbit, you're such a jealous freak." Jacob said sternly and they paled.
"NID." Daniel said pointing at them and then pointed at himself. "SGA, we take snares like this very seriously, but here it is you bones-heads. But the people that created the elixir, had a way to have reproductive organs get beyond stimulated. And by stroking the skin over the bladder, there by stimulating an over dose of sperm now. As that floods the body, causing your body to become beyond stimulated that once your body starts, you can't stop right now here, you two."
"But I been to 6 other planets just like this, all with the same lure in, take the drink and this happens." he said and they all went white then. "Could work, but didn't, you little whore." Daniel said with a growl and she went white then at his remark. "Only royalty can use the sarcophagi, but I am by marriage, though we never got married. But you are such an arrogant little witch you know that, you're trying to figure out how it works, but I been to Gascony before now."
"They know me by my naval title of Commander Jackson, so switch colors and then get me injured, that it, well nice try and I still bring back quite the score." he said and the trio started shaking violently in fear at that. "But for this cruel act, you just been cursed to it for life, no sarcophagus, there is no ending it. But everything you drink, it could be the elixir, so now what, you living in fear of seeing your chosen every mission you go on?" he asked and she paled then.
"That's what she meant, we're living in fear everything we drink is containing the elixir, we're stuck like this forever?!" John said, shaking in fear. "Well I'm not exhausted, I'm not F….. out, I will never be with you, the more I do it, the more I want to do it, I'm going to drain you dry." Daniel read out and he nodded. "Only your body is trying to kill you by intense sexual pleasure here right now, till you're drained of sperm now finally." Janet read out with a bemused smile.
"You had one too many glasses and your body is trying to burn through them, by increased sexual activity, which is why Abe said don't drink the entire bottle. Just drink half the bottle, save the rest, only one, if you were smart you do as he said and had one swig. Like Homer did on that show, because Abe Simpson is a very smart man, he knows more then they think. But the stupid is just like you, so ignorant that you ignore safety guidelines right now, you idiot."
"And it keeps putting you in situations like this right now." Anna said sternly and he swallowed hard, realizing that was his double's big mistake. "Jesus man, you realize what that was, the potion, it basically has you thinking like Mariel. The more I do it, the more I want to do it, but this is how people like this get their sexual drives. It's viagra x's1000, and this gets the best you ever had, if you never achieved that level with your spouse!" Warren said and they paled then.
"But as Danny said, you do green clothes, you're SGC, he does blue, we're SGA, science and study, Barnes is one of mine, as is Daniel. But we said this time and time again you're not supposed to be drinking on duty here. Did you think that was the cognac or something, because if you did, they spiked the alcohol. As he knows better and once again you do the stupid thing and get snatched, not his fault." Landry said sternly to thenm and they started shaking in fear.
"Daniel told me the details of these planets, they all are part of the same marital intercourse customs here right now, but you wanted that, didn't you. Told him to switch colors, escape, and then he gets injured as he is captured as his body is subjected to the same thing. So you can claim he's flying the sheik while you're rotting in the mines, to finish this. Get him completely out of the program." he said and John started shaking, realizing he been caught at the analysis.
"Well unfortunately for you after he ended it with that pervert, he turned him into someone just like us, a man of 58 years old, papa healer, and even calls him Father. As he explains the circumstances and then reverses the ambush, as he beats the crap out of your men. Before we see his memories of everything as the story says everything we need to know. But he switched departments, and you continue making fools of yourselves." he said and the quartet went white.
"We never knew that would be the consequence, after Maybourne threw you out of the SGC!" Makepeace said, now realizing without him, they were constantly getting problems like this. "Or West and Vidrine did and Addison over rode it and Jumper and we with him right now. But you wanted him gone and here's the ending result, you been turned into a sexual maniac right now. But what goes around comes around, you fire him from the SGC and he's not there to stop it.
"Because he's looking for Vala right now, while searching for the perfect pay off at the moment." Picard said sternly and they started shaking in fear "And that's 20/20 hindsight Robert, you convinced yourselves I was the traitor, and while I'm busy. When in studies you are celebrating your victory here, all the while searching for me, and we search. And for the perfect pay off right now as you go to Gascony and without me around, that I can't stop you from making idiots."
"And of yourselves, till something like this happens, but I must admit this is some very interesting retribution." Daniel said sternly to that. "But your bodies want more, correct, the elixir has a time delay, but your timer was not up and trying to resist it. Only brought more pain, it wants to mate, it needs to mate, you should've listened more closely to my lectures. Because this one has Quetesh's signature all over it." he said and they swallowed hard then.
"We.., we were there for nearly 2 weeks, that it was the 10th night that John finally snapped too." Renfro said shaking and he nodded. "Am I right, with me not here after your department fired me from the SGC, you forgot it. Everything I said about ancient cultures and religions, marital customs?" he asked her and she nodded then. "Sam, the guys and I remember everything you taught us here, Daniel, about marital potions." Lou said and he nodded sternly.
"So like him, or….," he asked her and she said it with a swallow. "For me, it was 30 times in 10 days, my body couldn't stop, one after another, 3 orgasms a night, for 10 days." she said and Sam covered her eyes then. "They set your timers for 2 weeks, but with you, your body acted a little too strongly he decided to lessen the dose from what he told me. But I heard this from Philippe that only the sarcophagus can break the curse, but sarcophagi are for royalty here."
"So if you're feeling that urge again, there is no cure till the timer ends, in sum days, so you're out of luck here." he said and that did it for John. "No please god not again, not again, no snap out of it, snap out of it!" he screamed at his body, feeling his lower body tightening. "Oh boy, just the memory of that encounter, just triggered a hard on, his body wants to mate. And it wants the Grand Duke." Sam said and Daniel nodded as he read out what John remembered.
"Then this explains why he was so determined to leave, after you came back a second time, seeing you were not bothered by this, why, well that reason is because you had a sarcophagus. You're acting like what you are, as you purge the potions from your body by their healing technology, but you are prince regent, soon to become King Daniel. And he was jealous you can resist their charms, but he can not now." Teal'C said smiling and she grinned at the realization.
"What was it you said, now if you can't hack it, we're going to break out of here without you, oh my how the tables have turned, looks to me. That you are the one that can't handle the curse, but he can, because he purged the potion from his body, again and again, and again." Vala said smiling sternly and he started shaking violently, realizing he was screwed. "You want him don't you, your body wants him so badly, it can taste it." Bert said sternly and he swallowed hard.
"And there it is, they wanted to use this on me, and I was resisting as hard as I can, but I purged the elixir from my body, 10 times, which is considered 30 doses. Cleansing my body of the elixir and it paid off, but my chest had the evidence of the attempt. And came off this morning with the lotion, and the serum also wore off, but the elixir explains last night. As for him, is he playfully arrested him in his lounge, as he tickled him till he charged up to his room."
"I know what the problem is here right now, after his body flattened him on the bed, he got into the most intense homosexual encounter in making out sessions. That he ever had, on the edge of intercourse, and sum nights there, his body every time he got near that Grand Duke. His lower body went as you described Janet, his libido went through the roof here right now. It was by the 10th night, that he decided he had to leave, tried to grab Jane, and the Grand Duke."
"Nearly dragged him back to his own quarters, so they could go at it again, but this must have been why they both look like they got into a fight with a gorilla. Because in a way they did, only the gorillas are really more advanced versions of Australopithecus. On the one hand is Prince Charming, the other is a severe case of sexual partner, and Janet and I. We already explained this to Jack, before he too got turned." Daniel said and she and Lou started laughing at that.
"Like I said, most female low leveled primates tend to choose their sexual partners according to who would give them the strongest off spring. The leaders of a pack or tribe, are usually the prime choice, so you should be flattered, Colonel." Janet said with a bemused smile and Hammond and Jacob nodded, bemused. "I'm a scientist, I understand that better than you think and you and I were researching this, after Makepeace broke." he said and she nodded, smiling.
"Yeah 10 nights in sexual intercourse sessions to this level, your body becomes addicted to the effects now, it can't get enough, that you don't stop now, you'll never going to stop at all." Warren said with a bemused smile and Parker and Anna nodded. "I think that's why he locked himself in the bedroom, knowing his body was aching for the Grand Duke's arms around him. Just end the pain by another round and praying he could resist it." Warner said to that sternly.
"I think he got snatched by a 41 year old Thanos, and his Thanos did him right at the table like I told you, on my first night after meeting Philippe." Daniel said and Hammond nodded. "It's me all over again, after getting it in the lounge, O'neill charged up to his quarters here now. To get his body to calm down, before his Thanos, closed, locked and bolted the door shut. Before seducing him into sleeping with him, before it happened again." Morley said with a slight smile.
"Then what's wrong with her?" Sam asked and he looked at her, seeing her shaking and he nodded. "What are you thinking exactly." he asked her carefully, realizing what was happening to her right now. "My body is screaming at me, it's like Hemingway's remark, my body is aching for him, I feel like I got a hole in my heart, stop teasing me." she said and he nodded. "Oh crap, Quetesh strikes again here." he said and Anna covered her eyes at that news in irritation.
"I thought she was dead!" Jacob said and he shook his head. "Her symbiote form is dead, but deity form is not, someone switched what they been drinking with the elixir. It's here on the base whatever amount they had, is suddenly way too much right now. She's the goddess of sexual pleasures and erotic fantasies, I think her last act, in retribution. For harming me, when I did nothing to deserve it, is spike what they drank." he said and he and Hammond nodded then.
"Yeah I call that retribution: you anger the gods, you get what you did to a good and innocent person turned back on you, sex slave, you called it. Well like being turned into a human magnet and learning the other is his most devoted fan. Said is also a magnet, and she has the hots for him, though he doesn't want this, I call this. A case of Karma is a witch, you remember the book go eat worms, this is that exactly, only in sexual form." his student said with a bemused smile.
"Well Colonel, I call that very bad for you, did you have any soda pop yourself, if you're feeling like you want to mate right now, the way they do right now?" Hammond asked and Jack swallowed hard shaking, realizing the lord had drugged him with the serum and the elixir. And now chose at random to bless him with his own act of living hell. "The idea here, I think Quetesh chose was for the duo to come here, and have it happen again." Daniel said and they nodded.
"Spike what they drank, and get the duo that snatched them up and bring them here, and before locking and bolting their room doors shut. And from the outside, before putting the sound proofed barriers into place, so we don't have to hear this. The way the building housekeeper heard the racket coming out of Andy's apartment, thinking they were doing it again. And instead this time she violated him, before he got her off of him." Jacob said sternly and he nodded then.
"Uh what's happening to me exactly, Daniel, why does my body feel the urgent need to mate right now?" Renfro asked shaking and he nodded. "Because your body senses your Romeo is close by right now, and wants to be back in his arms. It wants the release, needs the release, the elixir now is like the potion, that Andy McCarthy used on an actress. Only to realize that was his biggest mistake, it turned her into a sex driven maniac." he told her and they both paled.
"So this crap turns your body into a sex driven maniac?" Hammond clarified and he nodded. "I think she drank one too many glasses and the urgent need to mate right now in truth. Is becoming hard pressed at the moment, it's like resisting the need for another cigarette. And sooner or later, you can't resist anymore, her brand of heroin, want for better word here. Is the man that chose her, and her body wants him so much it can taste it." he said and they nodded.
"You're once again the mentally strong one, as the sarcophagus cleared the elixir from your body, though your body was a drone." Hammond said and he nodded gently. "Yeah dad, that's it exactly, after the first night with the elixir, knowing they tanked every night drink with it. I, before he got me in the bedroom, and repeatedly, erased it from my hormonal cycles. By use of the sarcophagus, the serum was set for 24 hours to 2 weeks, depending on the keeper now."
"Based on what I gathered, from the chemist and he told me everything, on how the serum works, before describing the sciences of the elixir to me. And Said reversals on one of them, but once used, in the serum, not undone, only royalty. Now, are allowed the sarcophagus, there are no sarcophagi on the planets of her Romeo, his Grand Duke. So there is no reversal, more then one glass, all at once in one night, speeds up the conversion." He said and Hammond nodded.
"So she never got everything she needed to finish their mission to claim you're everything they been saying, since Hathor here, because her hormones as a Prostitute over rode it. And she lost her mind completely, when attempting her training, they both been snagged. And finally realizing what's happening, try to high tail it out of there, albeit feeling it. Feeling their genomes changing on a molecular level now then?" Matheson asked him bemused and he nodded to him.
"Exactly, telling Philippe I'm a friend of one of their courts, I encountered one of his courts in snares, and that granted me access to everything. But Pyrus, he arrested me to protect them from the sextet arriving to destroy him, for arresting us. But thanks for the inspiration, you gave me everything I needed to create and mass produce the serum. And the elixir, so we can use this in the medical/psychiatric department, but in exchange SG-3." he said and the IOA nodded.
"Well anyone needs a serious boost in being put in the mood, we just got it, just use protection, before this results in an unwanted pregnancy." Sam said as she started laughing at that. "Yeah alien viagra, alien body lotion, that is attracted to the person that uses it on you. Arrest drug, chemical paraplegia, Daniel you did it, we got everything we need for a safe medical arrest. Marital improvement and medical recovery from spinal injuries!" Janet said, smiling in delight.
"Don't use that, the elixir, till we ease back the effects, Vala's signature is inside that crap, too much, and your body turns into sex driven maniac." he said and Janet nodded quickly to the advice. "Oh crap, Vala which one are you exactly again?" Sam asked and she explained that. "I am, or I was, the host of Quetesh, but I don't understand: why would that be a problem exactly. If your scholar type doesn't understand this and his does, Daniel why would that be a problem."
"Me, why me?" Vala asked and he explained it. "Your symbiote, her chosen deity in Ancient Egyptian goddesses is the goddess of sex and prostitution. But your powers as Quetesh now here, are very strong, while Aphrodite was the goddess of love. You take that far too seriously, bordering on beyond sultry to lure your targets in. You graced that potion, one dose give you enough boost for the best you ever had in years with your mate, but double and triple it now."
"Your body's suffering what this woman does and her admirer regretted it severely." he told her, tapping an illustration, of a man holding his hand out to stop a cupid. And from shooting a blonde haired woman as she had an adoring look on her face as she had her arms around him. And she nodded in amazement. "I never knew my powers as Quetesh were that strong, if I can turn someone into a hormonal driven maniac, for sexual pleasure." she said and he nodded.
"Yeah this was why I studied ancient cultures, I'm a scholar of ancient culture and religions, without my knowledge, we get so in over our heads. We got this attempting to break out of the mountain, but as Morgan said, after playing his lab bio, shoot to kill and burn the body." he said and she nodded. "And this is why we need you on earth, you can protect these guys better then anyone, by teaching them go scientist, instead of soldier." Jacob said to him then gently smiling.
As he stroked his hand through the hair at the back of his head then, as he passed him his glasses back to him and he put them back on. And he combed his hair back to have himself looking like his late second season self again. "She's the source for this story, that potion the apartment building manager gave Andy, she graced that potion?" Saxon said and he nodded. "Not Vala herself, but her symbiote, Quetesh." he said and their parents nodded in aggravation.
"Quetesh is the Goddess of sexual pleasure and erotic behaviors, basically Renfro in every sense of the word, she was a prostitute, before getting into the military. But her acts of using her training to take advantage of a man's weakness, AKA the enemy. Just got shoved up to 1,000 fold here, but Quetesh's power, in potion form, can shove that sultry behavior up. And so highly, a man will take her seriously, and she will barely escape with her virginity intact now here."
"While for men on women, if they use that drug on a woman, and never check the dosing, it turns into Andy's mistake in Season 3." he said and Sam covered her eyes then. "And that's the reason, we need you on earth, you know more then we do, with you at the SGA. And as you pass us your notes, on ancient cultures, religions and deities, this is far too valuable. Just to lose right now Dan, damn it, way to go you idiot, you just caught it!" Lou said sternly and she paled.
"But I know what happened here, that I did my job of getting as much intel on that crap as possible, before luring them to the snare so they can be captured. And guess what: twice in the 6 weeks during the banquets, we had the Baron send a couple members of his court. To Pyrus's, I met their chosen and told them, Sam, Teal'C and I are friends of a militia unit. That had its leader get snagged as a copy of himself, before her Romeo asked me if I knew SG-3 by person."
"Asking in detail, who their chosen one is, her Romeo gave Sam's description of sunlight gold hair and sky blue eyes, but 492 moons old, he is her same age, and fell hard for her. He wants her back, I said I can arrange it, but I need more, where do you come from. And did any of his counterparts like a man of 492 moons old, with going silver brown hair and brown eyes. And the grand duke nodded with a smile." he said and Renfro paled, realizing that meant her and John.
"After going over it once again, I said after I been on mission 96 moon cycles prior to this, I gained certain details and learned she reacted a little too strongly to their mating elixir. And I asked if they believed in Quetesh and they nodded, before the realization hit me here. This potion shoves her training up to 100 and her bodily reaction convinced him. No more than half drop or that's going to happen again." he said and Sam started laughing at that and nodded.
"As Pyrus said with my being mated to royalty, I had access to the sarcophagus, it's the only way, but passed 3 days if you take more then one glass, and all at once. You're never changing back as a result, and I nodded, as I told him until our agreement was finalized. I would serve as prince regent now, as the head of his household, and he agreed to the proposition. In naming me Lord Daniel." he said and Hammond and Landry nodded smiling sternly at the news in relief.
"The sarcophagus does a wide range of miracles we all know that, after we used it to change Jack, or Johnny, back, but no sarcophagus means they are stuck this way. And even our advanced technology would be ineffective on them, they're doomed to what they attempted. And with you, but that's Creep Course and Loved To Death gone Stargate style, well people you screwed up completely and paid the price for it." Hammond said and they swallowed hard.
"And that was no rape, her body wanted him, after she took the mating elixir, but here's the point, like Charmed, you listening to me, you six. But misuse your training, in seduction methods, you on women, her's on men. Or you get too cute with a homo, they will take you seriously, give you that elixir and there is no point resisting it. Your body wants that release and wants it now, so watch it." he said sternly and the quartet all swallowed hard at that news then.
As by use of his scientific knowledge, he saved his side. "My unit went to get him this morning, while I was recovering from the tremens, before Thanos tried to drag me back. But if they know and knew what you did, and I am Shyla's consort, here's something to consider. But there is a slew of planets like this, offering something highly valuable to the naked eye. Of people like yourself, but each one has the same mating rituals, but special drink, you take the drink now."
"You become indoctrinated into their culture, and funnily enough, you did that 6 months ago, while my unit was doing a return trip back to Hanka. To see what we can learn about Nirrti and her gene splicing, heading for this planet, asking a few simple questions. I learn that you were rescued presumably by your own knight in shining armor, in the form of John. But that was one drink, what happens when you exceed the safest dose and where does it lead, hmm, where."
"But why did West try to refuse my working in the field, well my knowledge in ancient cultures and religions is far too valuable, if I been with you, I would have stopped you. But no, you took the drink and accepted it, you're his wife now, you belong to him now, Jane. The marriage cake in drink form, it's Jack and Johnny all over again now, only in girl form here now." he said and she went white, realizing her not knowing this, just sentenced her to her own living hell now.
"As I said, we need you as a consultant for the teams, your knowledge in ancient cultures and religions is far too valuable to lose right now. Case in point is this, but SGA has the manpower and scientific knowledge to protect themselves from snares like this. But you, of the NID elite, did it to yourselves, again." Hammond said, shaking his head sternly. "Seems fit punishment for you holding back critical information we needed to know." Jacob said to her then sternly then.
"Pyrus's counterpart, his earl's twin brother?" Matheson asked her and she started shaking, realizing this man was her version of Thanos. "Her Thanos I guess in truth, after talking her away from them, talked her into his room, but once on his side of the room. We had a case of the scene where Leo talked Athos's daughter in law up there, but her mind said no. Her body said yes, as he got her on the bed, and seduced her, as hit, as it happened 3 times that night."
"Till finally the tenth night right now, she was finally thinking straight after he left her alone for a few minutes and before it could get and to the clothes coming off. And completely, John broke down the door, and he only gave her a seductive leer, saying she got lucky once. But next time, she comes to him, there is no resisting him here now but luck as have it. I been going to planets like this for years, prior to Abydos now at the time landed on the Baron's home planet now."
"But asking if any of his court knew team 3, one of them asked me, if that team had a blonde woman, no older than 40, and I said yes, her counterpart, my wife now. Just said that to protect her, if this story comes true and they mistake her for Jane now. Only now La Rochelle knows she and I are the best of friends, that she's my best friend/imprint here now. That she and I are and have been friends since we were kids, we're practically husband and wife in the field now."
"She's 32, and he said, if they come back, there is no getting away, and to make sure of that, is the elixir now, he's him." Daniel said and Hammond nodded at the news. "Well for this cruel act, it's she's being handed over to her prince, or King Charming, oh yes. But seems these sexual encounters never stop, but this is why we create clones, so none of us get snatched. But the lord has spoken, he is to be her Thanos." Plummer said sternly and she swallowed hard then.
"Jeffrey to Tony?" Anna said and Hammond started laughing. "This is not the ancient embalmers in ancient Egypt, but it's just bad, if you have an aversion to The Simpsons. Bottled Viagra, that Abe created for Homer, this is the same thing, as he got the kids out of the house. Before he and Marge had a non stop all weekend session." Master Sergeant Sylvester Siler said with an amused smile. "It's the same crap, only upping it to 100." Daniel told him and he nodded then.
"Tastes like straight alcohol, say hard lemonade right or cider, but just one glass, you take in 2 more and the character flirting with you is stimulating your hormonal wants. Till you leave the table and then your body unloads in the bedroom right now, but. And I'm being entirely serious, we're setting this to marriage enhancement, so these criminals. Now, never try to use this on innocent women, for rapes, it's just to help with marital problems." he said and AMRIID nodded.
"Hey guys remember how many times we explained this to the general about the ancient marital and sexual rituals of every culture we studied, outside of America. Say Egypt, Greece, Hindu, Roman, Celtic and so on, the one needed here for this, is the culture. All these planets take after." Anna said smiling and he, Sarah, David Parker, Kevin Bishop and Steven Raynor all nodded. "Yeah, as this is why the kids love our stories." Raynor said smiling and Daniel nodded.
"What culture exactly, because the culture looked Canaanite." Sam asked and she and Daniel nodded. "Pyrus is an Canaanite name Sam, but Joseph adopted Egyptian culture, but Vala's symbiote is the deity this takes precedent from, she's the goddess of this potion." Anna said and she nodded as she and Janet smiled. "I remember you and Sam studying up on Ancient sex goddesses, but I need a refresher, Annie." Janet said as the girls crossed their arms, smiling.
"And one very bad side effect, that when women like Hathor come after you, do not, I repeat do not let her get too close or breathe on you, but you made that clear. And while you, Sam, remembered what I taught you, Annie basically was the expert here. As she broke it down for her, but this is for men like these Jarheads, beyond disturbing, it's like mummification. And even the most bovine brained nitwit usually perks up for the embalming lecture, it's just so gross."
"But you're the doctor, Doctor, as you find this funny, when someone's hormones go completely crazy as they have a case of momentary insanity. And I saw the bemused smile as I was in the infirmary that day, after you told me Sam, or Jane, jumped those idiots. When in the showers, and I was holding in my laughter, after I learned why." Daniel said and she nodded as she ran her hand through the hair at the back of his head, and he smiled as he pressed his forehead.
"To put this bluntly they were de-evolved back into Australopithecus, which was pre homo sapians, us, before the Bible, so with that in mind. Is this was pre bible, way pre bible, before the old testament was born, but back then, is this was 3,300 before the birth of the bible." he said and she nodded. "The Bronze age is basically, Ancient cultures of every culture we studied, our date back leads into 10,000 years pre 20th century." Sarah explained and she nodded thrn
"Annie did that study, sex goddesses now, but hearing what she had to tell us, on the powers of Quetesh we all found that funny, because we remembered the comic book story. And realized Cupid is trying to increase the flow, the illustration itself, after whoever was drugged by it. Said potion, is preventing the cupid from trying to further up it by the arrow." Kevin said and Janet started laughing at that as Sam looked at Daniel as he looked between her and Janet gently
"Remember what I said, Camulus's minor, Quetesh?" he asked and she nodded and he explained it to her and Sam. "Well Quetesh is a Canaanite goddess adopted by Egyptians and is the Egyptian deity. She is the deity as a nature goddess, and a goddess, of sacred ecstasy and sexual pleasure, this potion. That her, Jane, but her Earl's older brother used on Bob, is her signature, the planet is owned by Camulus." he said and she and Sam started laughing at that.
"Oh good god, what did I step into!" said soldier said laughing and he nodded. "Yeah exactly, this potion, this elixir, is her version of viagra, exceed the dosing. You feel your hormones go crazy and you feel the need to mate, again and again, and again. Your target is Andy, you're the woman playing the actress he drugged, and they come to regret it severely here." he said and Sam sighed in relief, as Janet hugged him at the news, as he pressed his forehead gently.
To her's smiling and Hammond chuckled. "Okay, okay, read it out for me again son, I need to understand this, now that you got the samples so he understands the dangers. But say this the way that Jeffrey did to Tony Hall in that episode, you're a more humane version of him. And this is not the embalming fluid, as you said, and that should get their attentions now. And that was disgusting after we saw his insides oozing out of his pants in that episode, this is worse now."
"Because until this crap wears off, your body is suffering the urge to mate, again and again, and again now." Landry said for both of them, as Cam, Vala and his team crossed their arms. "Vala, your deity name is another sex goddess, so you're the prime example right now. But your deity characteristic is you're the goddess of sexual pleasure, that is what this elixir is for. It's your trademark, once dosed with it, your worshippers can't get enough." he said and she nodded.
"I'm the living embodiment of her, and my powers are this potion, once used, it can't be undone till the potion wears off. Oh bloody god, you really stepped in there didn't you, Captain, Major, listen closer to the lectures." she said with a chuckle and Daniel nodded smiling. "And to clarify that is your act of sins, the one most needed is what nearly killed Allysa. After falling out the attic window, because her research paper took on a life of its own." he said and she nodded.
"You mean they can't get enough lust?" she said to clarify and he nodded. "Yeah and that lust for sexual pleasure is a sin, so choose chastity, before it kills you." he said and Janet started laughing at that remark. "Prudence, wisdom, charity, kindness, faith, mercy and chastity, the heavenly virtues, stick to them, you ascend right now. The Seven Deadly Sins are greed, lust, anger, envy, gluttony, sloth and pride." he explained to her gently and she nodded sternly then.
"My symbiote is the deity of sexual pleasures and getting around, no wonder once I settled down, you are my only soulmate." she said and he nodded. "Yep, but she, you, created a potion meant to put them, you, in the mood, but the backfire, is until the effects wear off. You're acting like someone who's drunk, as they keep trying to run from you, till it wears off. But this is why you should never use potions like this there is always a backfire here, but Loved To Death."
"Creep Course is the catch, you dose someone with that potion the person comes to regret it severely, for a certain actor, the other had the resident nerd, as our terming says. Turning the tables on the adult star of this episode, but to quote her now, I'm the perfect student, I listen in class, I take excellent notes." he said and Jack swallowed hard. "What?" he said, realizing his ex best friend was ready to hand him over right now, as he looked at him in irritation then.
"I listen, in class…., to your stupid boring lectures now in being a career soldier, so I figured it out here, you always said mark what you know about a culture. Only why need that exactly when you have the memories of every planet you been to. And when the sole person that causes some of your biggest traumas is not around right now. The legend of Pyrus the god slayer and his magical coffin, I write down everything you say, the man wouldn't die now."
"All that crap, oh yes I remembered it all, so I played along with that sick pervert, Thanos, and boy, was he happy to see me now, but do you understand what I am saying here?" he asked and Jack went white in shock at that and Sam shook her head with a chuckle. "Well if you never studied further here right now, in the opposite end of the spectrum here. When the student turns the tables on the professor, well how about when the teacher double crosses the jocks."
"I'm gone now and finally free of you, you idiot, but before I go, in truth here, I'm just saying this, but you guys never pay attention to my lectures, during these briefings, do you." he asked and they started shaking. "Well we're not on a just leaving, or coming back briefing, Colonel." Makepeace said shaking, realizing what he was saying. "Not even on the old ancient marital rituals as Kevin, Dave, Steve and I recall." he asked and they swallowed hard at that, shaking.