What the heck; it's April Fools. I can go all out if I want to. But why fish, specifically? Because; why not?

How different would the future be if the past was changed? Very different in this case with a world of Magic users and immortals. How will the Council take this alternative version of Earth that takes no shit and can easily run rings around virtually every race in Council Space. Alternate First Contact. AU

In the aftermath of the Crucible's activation, the Normandy was left heavily damaged, and no one knows what's become of Shepard. Femshep/Liara. Post-destroy ending.

"Shepard glances from the window back to him as a mischievous grin breaks across her face. 'I'm busting you out of this joint, Thane,' she whispers roguishly, hooking a thumb over her shoulder to indicate her intent." - Shepard and Thane have never been the kind to waste away on hospital beds.

Shepard just lost Thane. She's heart-broken, and wanting to take her life. Can Garrus talk her from the edge?

Joker meets a young lady (my OC) who has more to her past than meets the eye, after one drunk night both of their lives change forever. Follows the storyline of the Mass Effect Series

Trying to handle one Subject Zero is difficult ... but what in fact there is two! Shep and the team are going to have their hands full with these two sisters of hell.

FURY: 1. (noun) - unrestrained violent anger, rage or passion. 2. (noun) - A fierce and violent person, especially a woman. 3. (mythology) - minor female divinity: a daughter of Gaea who punishes crimes. … Shepard's girlfriend has been kidnapped. Someone is about to learn the true meaning of 'Fury' and Hell is taking notes.

A now 18 year old Mali has finally fulfilled her dream of becoming an N7, but that dream shatters when its denied due to hot political debate. As a new threat looms on the horizon Mali and her friends race time to search it out-before they themselves are found-while Mali fights a painful internal struggle as secrets long buried suddenly surface and threaten everything she has.

AU: All went well on Eden Prime. Shepard was hailed as a paragon of her own kind and then became a Spectre. Now she flies arounds the galaxy, writing wrongs and doing dark, Spectre-y stuff. Pairings will be mixed for a while, but all F/F. Rated T, for now...

Harrow may have survived the Relay 314 incident but he'll learn that peace time is just as deadly. (Continuation of First Contact: The Relay 314 Incident.)

The dust has yet to settle down when the remaining agents of Citadel authority receive news of a previously unknown mass relay. With most of the militaries across the galaxy in shambles, the aid of several unlikely agents must be enlisted to secure it - and explore what lies beyond.

Shepard has kept a secret for many years. Garrus follows her on shore leave to discover it. Shepard/Garrus.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

An AU where Cmd. Shepard sides with Cerberus. Canon up to the ending of ME2

Tension between the Turians and the Humans have always been high. However, is it the only reason for Councilor Sparatus' open distaste for humans? A look into his past shows why his hatred for the Human race has gone far beyond a grudge. Human/Turian pairing. Work in progress. Flashbacks common, references time from all ME games.

We al know the famous commander Shepard but what about her life before the reaper war? Join Jane Shepard during her N7 years as she becomes the commander we all know and love (OCs and stuff this is my first story please go at least a little easy)

"A sound brewed in his chest that was not quite a growl and not quite a sigh. 'You cheated,' he breathed lowly, but it wasn't with accusation. There was the slight hint of amusement to his smoke-lined voice. And then deeper, almost hidden, a lace of danger to his words." - Thane and Shepard's war of the heart was decided well before it even began.

Lieutenant Serrica Shepard, demoted for her actions on the Torfan raid of 2178, was somehow selected by a turian Spectre to join his organization. Cocky, but fair. Unbreakable, yet not indestructible. A soldier, but always human. Starting from Mass Effect 1 and going until I drop. Rated M for the swearing alone, but also lots and lots of fictional violence, and sexual encounters.

The Dead Man walked out into view. "What, did you really think that I would give myself up? That I would just walk out onto the stage, ready for the curtain call? No no no, I would like the nickname to stay just that, for the time being anyway." Story about the Dead Man, a new companion. Eventual FShep/OC, Language, Violence.

"I'm...sorry, Kaidan…good…bye…" she managed to whisper. The last thing she heard before the darkness completely engulfed her was Kaidan yelling her name. 'I'm so, so sorry…' Shenko one shot. What I believed happened, or could have happened during the final moments of Shepards life between ME1 and ME2.

A very pointless (slightly NSFW) piece of ridiculous fluff about a pair of ridiculous socks.

What was John Shepard's life like to forge him into the first human Spectre? What turns did his life take that encouraged him on this path? Who was the child who would grow up to become the beacon of hope for entire civilisations? This is pre-prequel of sorts to my other ME stories, setting up Shepard's character, motivations and experiences up to the point where the game's begin.

Commander Kara Shepard has finally lost it. Going insane with guilt and depression after the attack on the collector base, she tries to end it all, but her crew wont let her go without a fight. Femshep and Liara romance. Rated M for dark material and some language.

Captain John Shepard finds himself alone and did some little review of his journey in the middle of a Turian invasion on not so same Earth. (one shot)