You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.

With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

*REBOOTED* Being brought into the Mass Effect Universe with the intent of changing the ending is already a difficult task, but one I was confident I could accomplish. Now, if only I could remember why I was here... or if I was human... Actually, this may be harder than I thought. Warning: Contains spoilers for ME3

Year 2183 One month after the battle of Citadel as one Hero dies. Another steps up to honor his memory and the struggle he faced. Yoko Minamoto knows the Reaper threat isn't over and most of the council don't want to believe it. Where no else will do a thing about and Cerberus sitting back. The prequel to this story is called Mass Effect: Genesis.

Blaire Shepard stumbles upon an add on the extranet within Garrus' email account. Out of pure curiosity, she opens it up to see what's inside with him peering nervously over her shoulder. One thing leads to another and they're drunk beyond belief, dancing around with each other like love-sick puppies. Will reactions frighten Shepard? Or will she confess to her favourite turian?

Crack fill for the kmeme. Young Sparatus just doesn't want to believe that these "human things" are a new sentient species allegedly waiting across Relay 314.

Jack has had a hard life. Gangs, Pirates, and that one time she crashed a space station into a Hanar Moon. Her story started on a backwater planet called Pragia, a planet almost no one had ever heard of. But Jack wasn't alone on that planet, and Subject Zero didn't escape alone. This is the story of Subject Zero, Jack. Told by Subject One, me... She is going to kill me for this...

Jacob heads for the Normandy's bar on the crew deck to unwind, only to discover other ways to do so as well.

Shepard is trying to save the galaxy and his mind is wearing thin. How can one man handle the entire galaxy weighing upon his shoulders? His mind slipping, and emotions crumbling under the pressure. Rejection, fear and chaos plague his mind alongside thoughts about the geth who may be able to take it all away. Who will save Shepard when he falls from his pedestal? Reviews please!

Written for mass kink meme. Shepard and Liara attempt to overcome their inherent shyness/dorkiness to forge a closer connection. Also, Liara learns more about human physiology and its benefits.

After the mission on Virmire, Commander Shepard reflects on his decision. Garrus tries to cheer the saddened Commander up. (I suck at Summaries but it'd be nice if you took the time to read it x]).

Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang, a short story (post destroy ending) about life on the Normandy, and the rebuilding of the galaxy. Features the Shepard and Kaidan from my longer stories!

Sometimes there are the lighter days. Even on the Normandy.

Shepard attempts to explain her love of baseball to Liara, and decides the only way to do so through is a demonstration.

Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.

nsfw one-shot. Thane helps Shepard ease tension after reoccurring nightmares.

The Normandy is about to venture forth through the Omega 4 Relay and Mordin contemplates his feelings for the Commander. Little does he know she feels the same way, and things are about to heat up in Shepard's private quarters. Slightly alternate universe in which Mordin has certain biotic capabilities.

A game of poker between Tali and the captain she admires reaches its conclusion. She reflects on their previous matches together, and how she learned to love the game. For a story supposedly about poker, it has surprisingly little poker in it.

*ME3 Shenko* It's the night before the final assault and Shepard can't stop obsessing over the impending battle. Kaidan tries his best to reassure her everything will be fine.

A once stoic and ruthless Commander Shepard is looking to atone, so that he may end the war and begin again with a clear conscious. But a mission goes awry and his cybernetic scars resurface, revealing the anger he still lives with. As war envelops more of the galaxy, and more Reaper thralls come out from the shadows, the frustration becomes impossible to ignore.

Fluff fic, written for a friend. In a time of war, Commander Shepard didn't want to think about settling down with someone...then came Samantha. FemShep/Traynor. Rated T to be safe, may downgrade if necessary.

Storming heaven and beyond. .:A collection of Garrus/Shepard ficlets:. .:Done for Shakarian Sundays:. .:Accepting Prompts:.

Dos años después de los acontecimientos de Mass Effect 3, la Normandía debe volar de nuevo para resolver un misterio que puede traer la salvación o la destrucción a la galaxia. SPOILERS DE TODO MASS EFFECT. Varios OC. La cosa se irá poniendo algo violenta en algunos momentos, por eso la he clasificado como T. JamesxOC. Shepard F xKaidan. TalixGarrus.

Too much Batarian Ale and our intrepid heroin's own brand of psychosis have unlocked the secret of winning the war against the Collectors. Set in the happier time of ME2, FemShep sends a message to Kaidan. FShep/Kaidan. Rated M for the gratuitous use of the "F" bomb. Short one-shot.

Fill for this prompt: "Shepard and Garrus share a bath together. A shore leave or their honeymoon, your choice. Would love to see back rub, sensual massage (from both of them to the other) and end with slow, sweet love-making. Other details like rose petal, bubbles, candles are depended on your preference." So, rated M. Of course. :)