So a confused zombie, his sexy vampire girlfriend, her bossy witch-bitch roommate, his annoying soul-shifting neighbor, a grumpy werewolf and a random human walk into a bar...yeah, there is no punchline. "Okay, rules. Lucy, no blood. Erza, no spells. Gray, no pranks. Gajeel, no howling. And Natsu—oh my god, Natsu! Don't eat the bartender's brain! We're in public!" Only chaos. [AU]
Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,143 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Gray F.