Foxy Good Vibes

by KuronoDono12

Playa Del Toro is a picturesque beach side city of Surf, Sun, and Babes. Among its residents is a spiky haired blonde who spends his days surfing, writing, and as of the new school year starting as a Teachers Assistant. However what the blonde doesn't know is that this year brings not only a new student in the from of Mondo Brando but also his smoking hot mom Babs.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Author Note. Heyo! I am back with a new story… yes yes I know what a lot of you are going to say lol… Anyway this time it's a Naruto x Good Vibes Crossover. Now for those of you who don't know Good Vibes is an Semi-Adult Animated Show from back in 2011 that aired on MTV and is CRIMINALLY underrated and deserved a Season 2.

Now when I say Semi-Adult Animation I am referring to how its definitely more mature-leaning than other shows but yet not quite up to the level of say South Park or Family Guy and nowhere near the level of shows like Paradise PD, Big Mouth, ect. If I had to rate this show on a scale of 1-10 about how raunchy it is I would have to give it about a 5 or 6… above Early Seasons of Family Guy, Below Modern Seasons of Family Guy, and way below Big Mouth ect.

Also MAJOR MAJOR Shoutout to Jebest4781 for all his help with this. Dude was a GOAT MVP for all his help which helped me crank out this big chapter in like a week or so. Be sure to go check out his profile and stories such as "A Nobody" which is a badass story.

Anyway hope you enjoy the first chapter and be sure to Favorite, Follow, and Review, now in one of the favorite sayings of one of my favorite TV Characters…Allons-y!

(Playa Del Toro, California)

Playa Del Toro, California… A sun-kissed playground of crystal clear waters, sandy beaches, and rolling surf. A paradise on Earth… to some. But it was home to others, despite its flaws.

Walking down the sidewalk alongside the beach of the beachfront city was a spiky haired blonde teenager. His hair was currently slicked back as a result of him recently being in the ocean, and he had a pair of sunglasses over his crystal blue eyes. For a shirt he was wearing a black t-shirt with a bright orange fiery sun on the back. Due to him still being a little wet from the ocean his shirt clung to his skin showing off his defined and toned pectorals and six-pack abs. To go with his shirt he wore a pair of dark orange swim trunks with a black flame pattern around the bottom and finally a pair of black and red sneakers. Under the blonde's right arm was a white hybrid surfboard with a red laughing fox head on the underside of it.

The blonde was going to take a turn down a street heading away from the beach towards his apartment when notices something or rather someone. It was a woman with long shoulder-length brown hair, brown eyes, a beauty mark on her right cheek, gold hoop earrings in her ears and red lipstick on her lips. She was wearing a pink loose shoulder shirt that showed off a fair amount of her chest and seemed like it might be a size too small for her. Holding up her blue skinny jeans that hugged her lower half nicely was a white belt and on her feet she wore a pair of purple stiletto heels.

Seeing the woman, the blonde actually did a slight double-take when he noticed her chest as it was quite large at what he estimated to be around an E-Cup, maybe even pushing an F-Cup. However his gaze didn't linger on her chest long as he noticed the confused or lost look on her face so he decided to see if she needed any help.

"Excuse me, do you need any help as you look a little lost?" The blonde says walking over to her and talking to her.

"Oh thank you. Yeah I kinda do. I just moved here and I'm a little turned around trying to find where my new job is. I mean, I somewhat recall a few places years ago, but everything's changed." says the woman, letting out a sigh of relief at somebody willing to help her out.

"Not a problem so where are you going to be working?" the blonde asks with a slight chuckle.

"Oh I am working at the Del Toro Federal Bank of Del Toro." the woman says with a smile proud of her accomplishment at having landed a job at such a high profile bank.

"Whoa impressive." the blonde says with a whistle before grinning. "Lucky for you I used to have a bank account there so I know exactly where it is. If you'd like, I can show you where it is?" he adds with a chuckle.

"That would be great. Thanks." She said in utter relief. "Ah, silly me, I haven't even introduced myself. My name is Babs, Babs Brando."

"It's a pleasure to meet you Babs, I'm Naruto Uzumaki." the blonde says in response introducing himself as well before they begin walking down the sidewalk together.

Hearing this name Babs raises an eyebrow. "Naruto huh? That sounds Japanese but forgive me for saying this you don't look Japanese." she says in observation as the blonde's looks were anything but one would consider Asian in appearance.

Naruto just lets out a chuckle hearing this "No offense taken and as for my appearance it's due to me only being half Japanese. The Japanese is from my mom, while I inherited most of my looks from my dad." he says, explaining his rather non-Japanese appearance. The two then proceed to make small talk as Naruto leads Babs to where the bank is.

After showing Babs the bank Naruto proceeded to show her around town as well to help her know where everything is. "Gosh Naruto I really appreciate you showing me around." Babs says with a smile. "Oh how about I treat you to dinner somewhere as a thank you for helping me out," she adds.

"You don't need to do that Babs." Naruto says with a kind dismissal of the suggestion as he didn't help her to get anything out of it.

"Nope I insist and I'm not taking no for an answer mister." Babs says firmly with a smile causing him to raise an eyebrow. "Now how about we meet at that Tiki Tako place we passed by earlier, say around 7:00?" the woman adds in a determined tone.

Seeing the smile on her face and the serious look on her face the blonde chuckles. "Alright I know when I am beaten I will see you there." he says with a smile before the two bid each other goodbye and head off to get ready for dinner later.

(6:50 pm Tiki Tako)

Naruto stood outside the Polynesian Tiki shack themed restaurant wearing a loose fitting button up red short-sleeved shirt with black spiraling swirl prints running along it and a matching pair of shorts. The blonde was looking down at his watch when he heard, "Wow not only on time but also early, that earns you some brownie points mister." causing him to look up and see Babs standing in front of him.

The blonde let out a little whistle as he saw her outfit which consisted of a low-cut black cocktail dress and matching black stiletto heels. "Whoa looking good, Babs. Kinda making me feel a little underdressed" he says with a chuckle.

"I didn't go overboard did I? I thought about wearing something a little more casual but saw this while unpacking some of my clothes and thought 'why not'." Babs asks with a shrug causing her large chest to jiggle a bit.

"Nope. You look great. Wanna head in and grab some food now?" Naruto asks, holding the door to the restaurant open for her.

"Sounds great and my, what a gentleman." Babs replies with a chuckle before heading into the restaurant with Naruto following right behind her. The two easily find a table and sit down when the owner, one of only a few people that works at the restaurant, walks over.

Said owner was an aging Polynesian woman who smiles a bit seeing Naruto. "Naruto, darling, great to see you again and this must be the date you mentioned. Not bad, blondie. Not bad," the woman says with a chuckle after getting a look at Babs.

"Heh thanks Ms. Tang. How's business tonight?" Naruto asks with a smile at the older woman.

"Can't complain darling. Now, what can I get the two of you tonight?" Tang asks with a pen and notepad in hand ready to take their order.

"Hmm I will have the Luau burger with a side of mixed potato fries, and to drink a raspberry lemonade," Naruto says after looking at the menu for a moment.

"And for you darling?" Tang asks turning Babs who was looking at the menu with a thoughtful look on her face.

"The mango thai chicken salad with a side of coleslaw sounds great. And to drink I would like to try the Razz Mo as that sounds good." Babs says after a moment before she and Naruto hand the menus to Tang who gives them both a smile before heading off to start their orders.

"So Naruto what do you do for work?" Babs says as the two begin making small talk while waiting for their food.

"Well I currently work part time as a teacher's assistant at the highschool while also studying to get my teaching degree, and a little writing on the side for fun." Naruto says with a shrug as he didn't think it was that impressive.

"Wow, you want to be a teacher?" Babs asks blinking a couple times as she honestly hadn't gotten that vibe from the blonde.

"Yeah I figured it would be interesting to help cultivate the minds of the next generations." the blonde replies as in his mind the only way to improve the future was to guide the present better.

"Well that's very admirable," Babs says with a smile as she had to admit the blonde had a point.

"What about you Babs, what made you decide to go into banking?" Naruto asks, wondering what made her choose that as a career.

"I wanted to try something new to see if it was for me. I have had a lot of jobs over the years and I did great at them but they just never clicked with me, y'know?" Babs says with a slight shrug .

"That makes sense as a job might be great but if you don't enjoy what you're doing then what's the point of having it for a career?" Naruto replies with a nod before Tang arrived with their order and the two began eating while making small talk.

(1 Hour Later)

Babs and Naruto exited Tiki Tako having finished their food with Babs even ordering another cocktail as she had liked it so much. The brunette let out a little giggle as Naruto once more held the door for her "If you're up for it do you feel like getting some coffee or having dessert?" she says with a coy smile.

Hearing this Naruto lets out a little chuckle. "You really don't have to Babs, I had a great time tonight just spending time with you," he says, having a hunch about what she meant.

"I know I don't have to but I want to and it would be fun. Think of it as a little bonus, a thank you for being so nice, treating me to a great time, and not taking advantage of me earlier in the day" Babs says, walking her fingers up his shirt-covered muscular chest.

"Well if you insist, should we go to my place or yours for coffee and dessert?" the blonde asks with a small chuckle as he takes hold of her fingers and gives them a little kiss before teasing them with his tongue sending a shiver up her spine.

"Your place sounds great as I am still unpacking at mine. Now lead the way, handsome." Babs says before letting out a little excited yelp as Naruto picks her up and begins carrying her to his apartment.

(Naruto's Apartment)

The door to the blonde's apartment burst open as Babs and Naruto rushed into his apartment wrapped in each other's arms and making out heavily. Moans were suppressed due to their lip lock as their hands explored each other.

They momentarily broke contact in order to catch their breath. Just as Naruto finished locking his door, he dived back into the delicious Jersey drink in front of him.

The two began shedding clothes as they made their way to his bedroom. He soon assaulted her neck with kisses and bites, making her mewl and shiver in delight. It increased that not just her neck area was assaulted but her lower regions. Her legs parted as a knee wedged between the limbs and came in contact with her crotch, grinding into her lower parts of her being and sending further pleasurable sensations through her body. Babs actually whimpered a bit before moaning more as Naruto took her lips once more.

She soon lept on him, sending him crashing against the hallway wall while wrapping her legs around him and dry humping him in the process. He fumbled a bit while carrying her in such a way, but he didn't mind.

As they finally reached their destination, the bedroom door closed behind them and the air began to be filled by the sounds of passion and carnal activity.

(The Next Morning)

Naruto let out a groan as the rays of the sun breached the blinds in his room and hit him right in the eyes. The blonde let out a yawn as he woke up and reached around to feel for his bed companion and felt nothing. With this he opened his eyes to see his trashed room that reeked of sex, the empty side of the bed next to him, and a note on his night stand.

Quirking an eyebrow he opened the note and read it before grinning "Hope to see you again as well" he said to himself before grabbing his cellphone. He added the number left on the note in it to his list of contacts. With that done he got up out of bed still naked from the previous night's activities and did a few stretches before going to make some breakfast not even bothering to get dressed.

(Babs)

Babs hiccuped as she got out of the taxi cab and with a slight limp and giggled as she remembered the hot blonde hunk she met the night before. 'Mmm that hunk was a god.' She thinks to herself remembering all the things he did to her with his damn near magical tongue and hands, not to mention the size of his meat that even now made her legs tremble in excitement.

It had been years since she had a good screw and she might be exaggerating but her recent conquest blew all of her past ones out of the water. Well definitely the male ones and most -if not all- of the female ones.

Lately, she had been feeling older and not as attractive. But after meeting that blonde hunk, those misconceptions shattered. Him treating her like a queen- no, a goddess, worshiping her as such on most of the night. It was just one of the reasons she left him her phone number as she really hoped to see him again.

'Oh I can't wait to see him again.' She thought with glee as she walked into her apartment. Heading into her room she changed out of her now heavily wrinkled dress and soaked panties, into another purple low cut top and blue jeans. After giving herself a once over in the mirror she walked out of her room and entered another bedroom. "Mondo wake up~" she says with a smile before grimacing as on the bed in the room she sees a short brown haired portly teen sleeping hunched over on his stomach with his ass crack hanging out of his pajama pants. "Ugh, talk about the crack of dawn." she jokes with a chuckle.

The sound of her chuckle wakes the sleeping teen and he rolls over to sit on the bed letting out a yawn. "Are you just getting home?" the teen asks sleepily before sniffing and smelling something that causes him to wake up fully by how pungent the odor was "Ugh, you smell like axe body spray and squid." he says trying not to gag.

"Oh I was just getting a feel for our new town." Babs says with a giggle while thinking 'And the feeling was great, and with how much Naruto let loose on me it's no surprise I smell like squid… mmm that man is like a firehose!' subtly rubbing her thighs together at the intense memories of the night before. Though she also made a mental note to definitely take a shower soon.

Walking over to the sliding doors of the room balcony Babs pulls a string opening the curtains. "We've been here three days already and you haven't even been to the beach yet." she says as the teen gets out of bed and walks over to the sliding doors with a sad expression on his face.

"Mom I don't fit in here, even the bums are ripped." Mondo says sadly as he sees various people with fit and toned bodies walking by on the sidewalk before seeing a homeless man with a ripped muscular body pushing a shopping cart full of his things and a soda vending machine. The teen then walks back over to his bed and sadly sits on it with a sigh. "Face it, in a world full of Lardashians, I am the Khloe." he says sadly feeling inferior to everyone else given his portly physique.

"While funny, that is in no way true, honey, as you're nowhere near that bad. Besides, you're not bad in any way, you're just unique and I can guarantee you that this town has never seen anybody like Mondo Brando before." Babs says in a motherly tone while comforting her son by hugging him to her chest.

"Mom, I can't breathe." Mondo's muffled voice could be heard saying from between her sizable rack.

"Whoops, sorry honey." Babs quickly says, releasing her son from the hug so that he can pull back and take several deep breaths. Looking over to the floor she spots a box filled with things she had gotten for him and picks it up before setting it in his lap. "Here honey, I made you a Californian preparedness kit." she says with a smile.

"Boogie board, spray tanner, season one of Laguna Beach… and a rubber pickle?" Mondo says pulling out each item one by one before grabbing the last item and looking at it in confusion. However his thumb presses a button on it causing the 'rubber pickle' to start vibrating resulting in his eyes widening in horror.

"Oops. That's mine." Babs says with a sheepish smile grabbing the 'Rubber Pickle' out of his hand before seeing the disturbed look on her son's face. "What, mommy can't have a kit, too?" she asks before thinking 'Though after having my world rocked last night I am definitely going to either throw this out or upgrade to a bigger one… mmm still tingly inside.' thinking how her insides likely got reshaped by Naruto's huge dick and she was totally fine with that. "Now why don't you get out of bed and have some breakfast while I go take care of a few things before I head into work." she says kissing the top of her son's head and leaving the room tossing the 'rubber pickle' in the trash can by the kitchen on her way into her room.

(Half hour later)

Babs walked into the living room of the apartment and let out a sigh as she saw Mondo eating a slice of pizza while on a motion-controlled surfboard game control for the surfing game he was playing. "C'mon Mondo don't waste your last days before school inside playing video games." Babs admonishes with a slight frown on her face wanting her son to get outside instead of staying cooped up in the apartment.

"But I'm good at this mom!" Mondo protests rocking back and forth on the surfboard controller to make his avatar in the game go up and down the waves.

Turning her attention to the tv she lets out a little laugh. "Oh look, it's little Mondo, how cute." she says watching the little avatar that looked like her son go back and forth on the waves.

"Yeah I had to use a pregnant woman's body and put in a secret code to get the Justin Beaver hairstyle!" Mondo says excitedly at how his avatar looks like him especially with all the effort it took to make it look so.

With a sigh Babs turns off the tv. "Look munchkin, I know it's hard being in a new place. But our lives are here now and I am sure that if you put a little effort in you will find things here much better than they were back in New Jersey." she says, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder. The mother was about to say something else before her cell phone beeped catching her attention. Looking at her phone real quick her eyes widened. "Crap, I gotta finish getting ready for work especially since I don't want to be late for my first day. You can play your game for a little longer if you want honey but please go outside today okay?" Babs says before heading towards her room to grab some things and head to the bathroom for a quick shower before work.

As his mother went to continue getting for work, Mondo let out a sigh and finished off the slice of pizza he was eating before tossing the crust into the box it came in and then throwing the whole thing in the trash while thinking of how that pizza made him who he is today.

Having entered the shower Babs began cleaning herself of the previous day's grime and begrudgingly any lingering evidence of her passionate night with Naruto. Squirting some soap into her hands the woman lathered it up before she began running it said hands along her body humming softly. As the woman lathered her breasts with the suds, her fingers ghosting over her soft smooth tanned skin only marred by the several hickey's from the previous night she closed her eyes and let out a little moan.

Her mind drifted back to how her blonde lover had ravenously sampled her large bosom with both his mouth and later his member. Working her hands over her now hardened nipples and down her flat stomach she remembered how he had trailed kisses, licks, sucks and light nips down the area briefly stopping to lightly blow into her belly button which had sent a shiver up her spine.

Bab's hands drifted even further south as she traced her hips and thighs lightly working the soap along them as she remembered how Naruto had gripped them with such passion and ferocity yet with a gentle undertone. Working her hands behind her she began massaging the suds across her lucious ass that still bore some almost faded red hand prints. A dual result from how fiercely Naruto had gripped them, combined with the several knee-shaking spanks he had delivered upon it during their coupling. He even worshiped it thoroughly with his lips and tongue, making her quiver in remembrance.

'Hmm~ last time I got a rimjob was my last tussle with a gal pal. But he sure gave me a wild ride as I rode his face.' She thought with a smile on her lips.

Moving from her ass to her long legs Babs ran her hands up and down them one and then the soap gliding over the light bite marks that adorned them in several spots from when her lover had trailed kisses down them. Babs bent full over as she threaded her fingers through her toes remembering how Naruto had done the same with his fingers as he massaged and teased her feet during their foreplay. Straightening back up and gliding her hands up her legs Bab's hands and fingers ghosted over her mons pubis and just as she began to remember how her blonde lover had begun to explore there she was rocked from her memories by the sound of glass shattering and a thud.

Letting out a yelp she peeked out the shower door to see a lanky teen male with a long nose, and poofy blonde afro wearing a green t-shirt, brown shorts, and brown open-toed sandals lying face down in a small amount of broken glass from the skylight to her bathroom.

Bab's quickly grabbed a towel to cover her nakedness and stepped out of the shower just as the teen started to groggily get to his feet and the door was thrown open by Mondo "Mom are you okay? I heard a yelp!" he quickly asks before seeing the teen in the bathroom "Um who are you?" he asks.

"Oh I'm Woodie." the blonde teen says slightly groggy from his fall.

"Why were you on our roof and now in our bathroom?" Mondo asks with a stern questioning look in his eyes at the blonde.

"Oh," Woodie glanced over, focusing on the beautiful mounds belonging to Babs, "I was getting my frisbee." he says not breaking eye contact with the melons being hidden by the towel

Mondo would've called bull on that, except the aforementioned frisbee fell over from the skylight and fell onto Woodie's head, making him flinch and break eye contact with Bab's "mountain valley".

Slightly annoyed, knowing of what Woodie was doing and how it had disrupted her remembering last night, Babs spoke the obvious questions. "So, Woodie, how old are you? About, um, fifteen?"

"Yeah." Woodie says a bit breathlessly returning his attention back to her clothed chest mountains.

"Me too!" Mondo says excitedly with a smile seemingly forgetting how Woodie had come to be in their bathroom…when his mother was in the middle of showering.

Babs glanced over to her son when hearing his response.

Shaking her head, she politely shoved her son out of the bathroom. "Mondo, get Woodie some ice. His forehead looks a little swollen."

"Swollen." Woodie chuckled out.

The Jersey woman rolled her eyes, giving him a bland look. "Okay, Woodie, I know what you were doing up there." She snorts a little. " Now normally I would be pretty chill about it. However I had a great night last night and your little peep show broke me out of my memory of it so I am a little annoyed right now to say the least." she says with a slight glare before a thought soon forms in her head. "So in exchange for me not calling the cops on you, how's about you doing me a little favor and we put this whole incident behind us sound good?" she finishes with a slight grin.

"Oh, anything for you, Mondo's mom." Woodie says nodding his head quickly in agreement.

"Call me Babs." She then noticed him glancing back down to her covered breasts. She tilted his head back up so they could go eye-to-eye. "I was hoping that you'd show Mondo the ropes around here. You know, help him fit in." she says laying out the favor she wanted him to do.

"For sure… Babs." Woodie says with a grin that he thinks makes him look cool and mature but only makes him look cheesy.

Babs just smiles at this with her son soon coming back into the bathroom with the ice-pack. "This should help with the swelling." Says Mondo, placing it on Woodie's head.

"Thanks." Said the afro-blonde, grasping the ice-pack and moving it to his crotch. "Ahhh~ That's the ticket." he says getting a questioning look from Mondo and causing Bab's to just raise an eyebrow and think 'If he was hard it wasn't noticeable, kinda feel sorry for him as he obviously pales in comparison to the other blonde I know' with a slight giggle.

Once the two fifteen year olds left the bathroom, Babs quickly finished showering and rushed back to her bedroom to get changed. As the two boys began to talk in Mondo's bedroom.

Leaving her home, she was dressed in a nice navy blue business suit with a purple button up shirt underneath. Her skirt reached down to her knees and her one inch heels clacked against the pavement as she walked to her first day of work. With her purse slung around her shoulder, she double checked everything in case of missing anything. Even taking out her compact mirror to double check her lightly touched make-up.

Upon reaching the bank however, she saw something rather… unusual.

"Uh, what's going on?" She asks the man locking the bank's front entrance with chains.

"I put seventeen months into this place, and what do they give me? A lousy ten mil in stock options and a golden parachute." He rants before picking up a cardboard box filled with a number of affects.

"In my experience based on what my girlfriend back home had experienced, anytime anyone offers you a "golden" anything, you say no." Babs comments before holding out her hand to the man. "I'm Babs Brando. I was supposed to start work here today."

"Ouch." the man says with a slight wince as that sucked.

"You don't understand. I spent every last penny to get here. I finally thought I'd get a job where I didn't have to work the pole." Bab's says in a slightly desperate tone.

The former bank employee briefly assumed she meant working the pole of a strip club.

In truth… it's actually more boring. She worked at a fire department cleaning up the place. Another occupation was being a meter maid. And one of the last ones that was "pipe" oriented was at a pipe manufacturing plant inspecting said pipes for any defects.

Now that she thought about it, that last one actually paid really well… the hours and innuendos sucked hard though not to mention how boring it was to just stand by a conveyor belt looking at pipes going by all day.

Getting back to the present, Babs lets loose a frustrated sigh. Losing her job just before she could start. This was practically unbelievable!

"Look." The man in front of her handed her a business card. "I've got a friend at an accounting firm in town, maybe he can help you out" the man says with a shrug.

"Thanks." She placed the card into her purse. "You know, a sleazier guy would have tried to take advantage of me."

Whatever respect she would've had for the man swiftly went out of the window with what he said next. "Oh! I could've taken advantage of you!? Boy, did I misread that one! No wonder this bank went under."he says in frustration at having missed out on the chance to make it with a smoking hot babe like her by using the situation to his advantage.

Awkwardly walking away from the closed bank, Babs was suddenly feeling tired. Wanting to take her mind off the fact that she was now unemployed before she could even start her job. Once calling in for an interview appointment, Bab's decided to swing by Tiki Tako for a quick bite to eat before heading to the accounting firm later in the afternoon. Even having to call ahead to set up an appointment.

When she got inside, she saw Tang was beginning to open the place for business.

"We're not open quite yet," Tang soon noticed her downtrodden look, "but I can make an exception this time. What's with the sour look darling, did Naruto not satisfy you last night?"

"Oh, he most certainly did." Babs says as she fanned herself on feeling a tad hot from the memory. "I can't recall when I was satisfied like that."

"Oh very much so. Him being young and virile. If I was younger, I'd be chasing his fine ass… Mmm I would show him why my nickname on the island back in the day was Tornado Tang." The older woman says with a chuckle as she cleans some cocktail glasses.

Babs looked up at the bar, finally noticing a number of the photos mixed amongst the typical decorations. There were a number of celebrities in each one. The most common factor about them was Tang being with them… in bed.

"Past conquests?"

"Oh yes, darling. My last ones were the Jonas Brothers. Of course they ended up causing me to have hip issues when I broke their beds when they visited last summer. Stopped going after the young ever since." Tang asks the Jersey woman a question as she's setting the glasses down and starting to chop up some fruit… with a cleaver. "Now if it's not something related to last night then what's got you so bummed?"

"I was supposed to start my first day of work at Del Toro Federal today but the bank was just shut down. It was actually fine yesterday when I checked. Thankfully I have an appointment with an accounting firm tomorrow so I just need a pep-up for later. Hopefully I'll get the job this time." Babs says as Tang puts a cocktail in front of her and the brunette begins sipping it down.

"That's the spirit." Tang says with a chuckle before leaving the woman to her drink and continuing to get ready for the workday.

(Mondo and Woodie)

The two teens were still in the portly teens room with Mondo having spent the last half hour grilling the blonde teen on various things. "Hmm alright last few questions… Yankees or Dodgers?" Mondo asks, sitting backwards in a chair while Woodie sits on his bed.

"Surfing." Woodie replies with a casual shrug.

"Pizza or Burgers?" Mondo asks, narrowing his eyes slightly at the other teen.

"Burritos" Woodie replies with yet another casual shrug.

The portly teen hums, thinking of a proper way to wrap things up. "Last one, think it through: the hills or the city?"

"Neither I don't have a vagina" Woodie says with a laugh.

"Right answer!" Mondo exclaims with a smile holding his hand up for a high-five which Woodie reciprocates.

Suddenly, the two teens heard a female voice from outside. "Let's do our back."

Eyes widening, Woodie quickly got up from the bed. "To the window, hurry!"

Suddenly excited, Mondo fell off his chair but scrambled to get up and head towards the patio.

Outside, the two saw a pair of gorgeous women lying on the beach. They were applying some lotion on each other's backs.

"What's going on?" Mondo asks curiously at the sight wondering what the big deal was.

"They're about to tan their backs, but they don't want tan lines." Woodie says in a lecture-like-tone, holding up a pair of binoculars. "Which means they must unhook their straps, and for one brief glorious moment you can see-"

At that moment, once looking through the binoculars, Mondo saw the two women pry away their bikini tops, revealing-

"Nipple…" The portly teens says in an awestruck tone at the perky peaks of the mammary mountains each woman sported

It was pretty much the first time he saw such a glorious sight… outside of magazines and his computer screen.

"I saw it! Oh, my god! I saw it! You're a genius!"

"I call this moment the Aurora Areolas."

"Teach me more, Woodie. Teach me more!"

For practically the first time since he moved into his home, Mondo finally went outside and explored the city with pretty much his first friend here. Both of them were just in their swim trunks while carrying their respective boards.

"T-shirt for sale three for ten dollar open for beezness!" An older Chinese man says from his little booth where he sells novelty t-shirts. To showcase his new shirt the man turns around showing his back where the shirt he is wearing reads 'Open for Business' with a large red arrow pointing down into his shorts. "Arrow point down to anus is funny! People know it's joke so you no get tushy love. But if you do…" the man says before holding up another shirt that reads 'I got Tooshie Love in Del Toro' "It half of if you buy Open for Business and get tushy love!

"What is this place?" Mondo asks looking around in awe at all the various shops and street activity.

"This is the Strand. Pretty much all the usual stuff you'd find in any town across America." Said Woodie, riding his skateboard. "You've got your tattoo shop, surf shop, weed shop, celebrity rehab."

Mondo raised a brow hearing this, more so when seeing a pair of celebrities walk in and out of a rehab center at the corner. He could see one of them was Paris Silton while the other was Lindsay Mohan.

"Have you been to any other town in America?" Mondo asks, raising an eyebrow at his fellow teen.

The blonde-afro teen quizzically looked at his new friend. ."No, why?"

"Just asking."

"Well the boardwalk is like a big melting pot, emphasis on the pot." Woodie then points to a number of groups. "There's the hippie drummers, street performers, righteous dudes in vans."

Looking over, Mondo saw the aforementioned groups as they soon came across a wooden flight of stairs to a beautiful sight.

"And here it is, the center of it all, the natural force that sustains life and draws us all together: the beach."

The portly teen smiled seeing this, all before feeling his tummy rumble a little. Looking down, he felt slightly self conscious.

"What's wrong, dude?" Asks the blonde, noticing Mondo's quick change of mood.

"In case you haven't really noticed, my stomach's more of a keg than a six pack. I haven't seen my penis since I was six." the portly teen says with a somber sigh.

"The only thing holding you back is a lack of surfing in your diet." Woodie reached out and fondled Mondo's chest a little with his hand. "And maybe that sweet set of chesticles you got there." he says with a grin.

This prompted Mondo to smack the hand away. "You kidding me, man? Chicks totally relate with a guy with boobs. It's familiar to them. It has a calming effect."

"I'll believe it when I see it." Responded Woodie as both of them finally went to the beach below.

(Naruto)

After having some breakfast, the blonde teen decided he wanted to get some surfing in before heading to work for the day. Grabbing a pair of swim shorts and his board, he hit the beach for a bit catching some gnarly waves.

Once paddling back to shore after surfing for a while, he exited the water and did a few stretches that, unknown to him, had ripped a pretty good sized tear in the backside of his trunks; exposing much of his toned ass.

As the blonde started heading towards the sidewalk a teen girl was taking a jog down the sandy coast. She had purple dyed hair and brown eyes wearing a light blue sports bra that bounced and jiggled with her perky C-cup breasts with every step she took, and a pair of white skin-tight short shorts showing her fine rear and toned, yet slim legs.

As the girl jogged past Naruto, she turned her head to get a better look at the blonde eye candy when she noticed the large rip in his shorts.

"Wow, sweet ass." the girl says to herself with a raised eyebrow looking at his ass.

"Thanks. You have a sweet ass as well." Naruto says looking back over his shoulder and giving her a flirty wink, causing her to blush heavily as she continues her jog.

Of course she ended up distracted and tripping on herself, having her yelp. This was quickly noticed by Naruto, having him head back to check on her.

"You okay?" He asks with a chuckle at how she tripped over nothing in the sand.

Looking up, the purplette got a better look of him, having her blush a bit more when seeing how handsome he is.

"I am now… Um I mean thanks yeah." the girl says before getting to her feet and quickly jogging away with a slight embarrassed blush on her face causing Naruto to be momentarily confused but chuckled and shakes his head.

(Mondo and Woodie)

"Who's that?" Mondo asks, seeing the purplette and blonde a little down the beach.

The girl appeared flustered as they conversed rather briefly. Before long she quickly jogged off, well more like ran off, leaving the blonde confused but chuckled in the process.

Woodie looked over to the two passing by. "Who you referring to?" he asks

"Uh…" Mondo says in a bit of a daze as he stared at the purple haired girl jogging towards them… or more specifically how her breasts were bouncing up and down as she jogged.

Wanting to speed things up, Woodie gave a response. "The guy's Naruto. He's a pretty chill dude. The other's Jeena."

"Jeeenaa." Mondo says in almost a trance-like state as he begins to fantasize about various scenarios between him and the girl… all of which had said girls breasts bouncing up and down.

"Go introduce yourself, man. She's very approachable." Woodie says with a grin encouraging his new friend.

Pumping himself up, Mondo was about to do just that. Yet when he took his first step, his foot slipped on some fresh seagull poop, having him topple over the wooden stairs. He then fell face first into the sand in front of Jeena, who cringed when seeing this happen.

"I'm good, I'm okay!" Mondo says quickly getting to his feet trying to save what little rep. Only things got a bit worse on his rep when his small board smacked him at the back of the head, having him eat sand once again.

He heard some laughing, having him look up seeing some very tanned girls with particular Jersey hairstyles.

"That ain't no Situation, girl." one of the girls says with a grin.

"It's a damn tragedy." The other one adds before the two laugh mockingly as they walk off.

Were the Jersey Shore girls vacationing here? No, it couldn't be. He remembered seeing them on TV earlier as they were currently back on the East coast.

Seeing Jeena take off again, Mondo was bummed in ruining his first impression with her.

"Hey, don't sweat it, dude. You'll get another chance." Woodie says, trying to cheer his new buddy up.

"When and how?" Mondo asks in a somber tone with his shoulders slumped.

Woodie merely shrugged, hoisting his friend back onto his feet. "No clue dude, but let's wet up." he says as the two teens start heading towards the ocean to surf.

Walking closer to the ocean, they heard some motorcycle engines on the beach. Looking to the source, the two teens saw a trio of punks using their bikes to harass some kids building sandcastles.

"Locals only, pussy!" Said the leader of the trio, causing the kids to run off in terror.

"Who are the Lost Boys?" Asked Mondo.

"Shh, keep it down dude, that's Turk and his crew. Take it from me dude, you wanna stay off their radar." Woodie says quietly to Mondo not wanting to attract the attention of said punks.

Taking his friend's suggestion to heart, Mondo turned around to go away from the dirtbag trio. When he did, he saw Jeena near the lifeguard station doing some stretches.

"There she is again." Says the portly teen, getting the afro-blonde's attention. "Girls around here dig surfers, right?" Woodie nodded slightly. "Well, I'm gonna show her what a badass I am." Mondo hoisted his small board over his head and was ready to charge into the ocean. "Watch this awesomeness!"

Running to the ocean, he lept into the air and dived to the water… only to land into the sand just as the water receded away. In the process, Mondo's board broke in half and went sailing separately.

To one side, one half went sailing towards Turk and his crew who were laughing at Mondo's expense. Yet they dived out of the way from getting hit from the projectile. It collided against a neary wooden structure, breaking a support beam and had it topple over. This caused the attached powerline to snap and sail to a seagull and zapping it from the air, killing it in the process. The dead avian deposited its bowels, having piss and poop cover Turk and his buds before colliding against the lifeguard station. From there, it fell into Jeena's lap, causing her to scream. It got worse when the seagull's head fell off, making her flip her shit and run away.

Seeing this all happen, Mondo and Woodie cringed with every other moment. They nearly ran when seeing the murderous look on the faces of Turk and his friends.

Without any further ado, the two teens ran away with their tails between their legs.

"I couldn't have possibly made a worse impression."

Suddenly the pair heard police sirens coming from the nearby beach security jeep. The driver got out and stopped the running teens.

"Look, ma'am it's illegal to go topless at the beach."

Now this was certainly awkward.

"Oh, officer, I'm afraid you-" Woodie begins to say only for the officer to cut him off.

"Ma'am, tell your hippie boyfriend to zip it, or you're both going downtown." The security guard wrote up a warning and handed it to Mondo. This got a number of laughs from the others present.

(Next Day)

At Del Toro High, a number of cars were arriving at the property for the first day of the school year.

One such vehicle was Woodie giving Mondo a ride once picking him up from his place. While trying to find a parking spot, a number of the school cliques greeted the afro-blonde with quite the amount of familiarity. From the surfers, the stoners, the cheerleaders, the goths and emos.

"They sure know you." Mondo says in observation how pretty much everyone they passed by greeted Woodie.

"I have my ways." was the afro-blondes response.

Once parking and getting out of the car, they were soon surrounded by a terrifying group of teens Woodie suddenly freaked out about.

"Oh no, the gleeks!" The afro-blonde yelled out in fright as the group of teens began singing as if they were in a stage play.

Suddenly enraptured by their singing, Mondo got up on the back seat of Woodie's car and made the attempt to sing. This caused Woodie to freak out even more, thinking the gleeks stole another person and perverted them in their way of life.

Fortunately for him and his sanity, a hummer pulled up and did an annoying double park right next to them. Unfortunately for him, Woodie knew that vehicle and the people inside of it.

Breaking out of the gleek's musical spell, Mondo saw the people coming out of the hummer.

The first looked like a prettier version of Paris Silton, but with some unique bits of surgery with the double D-cups, the bubble butt, slightly large lips and a nose job; making her appear slightly like a barbie doll. She presently wore a tight pink top, pushing her breasts up further and having her midriff exposed for everyone. Her bright blue skirt was extremely short to the point if she were to bend forward all the way, one would easily see her pink panties. And her white sandals matched her large hooped earrings and sunglasses perched on her head.

Same could be said with the two smoking hot blonde twins beside her. Of course for them, they seemed a bit more natural than the girl who stood out the most. For them, they wore a pair of blue and purple matching dress outfits.

"That's Milan Stone, the star of MTV's 16 and bitchy!" Mondo geeked out. "My first celebrity sighting! Oh, my god, this is the first time I've ever met a celebrity that I spanked it to." He then turned to Woodie, not noticing the bland look he presently wore. "What do I do? What do I say?"

Woodie ignored Mondo for a moment before giving Milan a bland greeting. "Hey, sis."

"Sis?" Mondo says with a questioning look on his face.

"'Sup, "Koontz" Twins." Woodie says with a nod towards said twins.

"It's Kuntz." Chorused the twins.

Milan approached them, giving the portly teen a brief look over before addressing her brother. "Woodie! You have a friend? Incredible. This brings the total to, what, one?" She gave out a mock giggle. "Well, he's fat enough to make it one and a half."

Mondo suddenly burst out laughing, making things awkward as the two siblings looked at him oddly.

Getting annoyed, she interrupted his feat of laughter. "Shut the laughing, white Precious."

"...White Precious?" Mondo says in confusion not understanding the insult.

"If either of you, like, get within fifteen feet of me, I will tase your ass." Milan says in her bitchy tone even going so far as waving her index finger at them.

"Tase who now?" Said a voice from behind.

Looking over, the five teens saw Naruto standing there wearing a casual business attire with a satchel slung around his shoulder.

For the first time since seeing Milan, Mondo saw her pretty much be quiet. In fact, she went gaga alongside the "Kuntz" twins.

Ignoring this reaction, Naruto regarded the afro-blonde. "Hiya Woodie."

"Hey, Naruto." The teen greeted him. "First day?"

"Yup. Little nervous, actually." the spiky haired blonde admits.

"Hey, don't sweat it bro, you'll do fine." Woodie says with a grin before her and Naruto fistbump.

"Hopefully my assigned teacher will be good for the school year." Naruto with a sigh as there were a few teachers at the school who were… less than ideal, especially when it came to the prospect of shadowing them all year.

Seeing the handsome blonde standing there, Milan suddenly went from bitchy to flirtatious.

"Hey, Naruto~" She purred out in a sexy tone while battering her fake eyelashes at him.

"Milan." Naruto stated blandly, barely paying any attention to her beyond just acknowledging her presence. It was rather annoying to the barbie blonde how she would always try to blatantly flirt with him given how he had less than zero interest in her. In his eyes she was fake both figuratively and literally due to her two-faced personality and all the plastic surgery she has had despite being not even sixteen yet.

Sure, she looked hot, but he was rather turned off by her in quite the number of ways.

"See you later, Naruto~" Says the teen celebrity, strutting away and into the school with the "Kuntz" twins tailing behind her.

"Yeah…" The whiskered blonde awkwardly voiced out before focusing back on Woodie. He then took notice of the portly teen beside him. "Who's this?"

"This here's Mondo. He just moved in." Woodie says introducing the new teen.

Naruto nodded, giving Mondo a greeting. "Nice to meet ya."

"You too." Responded the Jersey teen. "Are you teaching here? I mean, you look the part." he added seeing Naruto dressed semi-formally with a casual button up dress suit vest over a white dress suit shirt, and a pair of dark navy jeans held up by a tan leather belt.

"I'm more of a teaching assistant. Doing my training for my college degree." Naruto says with a shrug.

"Really? Huh, cool." Mondo remarks with a raised eyebrow at his fellow teen's accomplishment.

"Thanks." the spiky haired blonde says with agrin.

"And how do you know Woodie and Milan?" asks the portly teen, seeing how both of them were pretty familiar with Naruto.

"Used to babysit them." Naruto replies with a shrug.

"But you're our age, right?" Mondo asks in slight confusion as the spiky haired blonde in front of him didn't look that much older than him.

"Oh yeah, only like two years older than you guys but their parents didn't really care." Naruto says with a shrug as Woodie and Milan's parents were… Less than decent parents. They were better before everything changed for the Stone family. The spiky haired blonde also left out how the family's sexy maid also helped him out with the babysitting. "Also I skipped a few grades and graduated highschool early."

"Lucky." Woodie remarks with a groan as he would give anything to graduate early so that he could spend all his time surfing and checking out babes.

Getting inside of the highschool, Mondo and Woodie went to their first period Health Class and waited for it to start. Luckily for them, they pretty much had the exact same class schedule. Unfortunately, they also shared the same first class with Turk and his dirtbag friends along with Milan and the "Kuntz" twins.

Yeah, the whole fifteen feet warning from her wouldn't really in this case.

As they awaited for it to start, there was a bit of ruckus going on, courtesy of Turk shooting a spitwad at the spectacled student in front of him.

At that moment, Mondo saw Jeena walk into the classroom and take the only available desk left at the front corner next to the spectacled kid.

When she walked past, Mondo spoke to Woodie. "Last night, I had a dream that involved a bottle of lavender body butter, the backseat of a purple PT Cruiser and Jeena's downstairs area."

"Very cool." Woodie compliments. "Very sexual."

"I know, right? She's perfect for me. She's wearing sneakers, I'm wearing sneakers. She's listening to music, I love music." He then glanced down to her t-shirt, trying to focus away from her breasts. "And Freeing Tibet? What was I telling you this morning?" Mondo fires off in a rapid, excited manner.

"That more stuff should be free." Woodie comments with a raised eyebrow.

"It's meant to be!" Mondo exclaims excitedly, nearly jumping up and down in his desk seat.

"If you say so, dude." Glancing back at the clock, the afro-blonde spoke up. "Go talk to her before class starts. Teach should be coming in any minute now."

"Got it." Getting out of his desk, Mondo coughed and walked towards his crush. "Hi, I'm Mondo. If you can probably tell, I'm one of those offbeat good-looking men-"

"Hi."

Mondo froze when realizing he hadn't really properly spoken to her at all. And at that moment, he ended up saying something that pretty much got him laughed at by the spectacled kid next to Jeena.

"Hi, I beat off good-looking men." the portly teen says embarrassingly mixing up his words.

"...It looks like we have something in common." Says the purplete before laughing a little to diffuse the situation.

It didn't exactly work out as Mondo ended up laughing rather shrilly.

From the back, Turk got up and walked to Mondo before getting into his face. "Whoa, Kook. You just crossed into Turkistan. Where trespassing is a punishable offense." he cracked his knuckles to emphasize the point. "I'm about to launch a dork-seeking fist missile."

Grabbing Mondo from the scruff of his neck, Turk was about to clock Mondo-

"Alright, Turk, don't pick on the kid." Looking over, they saw Naruto standing at the doorway with a crossed look on his face. "It makes ya look like an idiot."

The punk felt insulted when hearing this. "What's it to you?"

"Number of reasons. Also, really? First day of school and you plan on a fight? You're asking for trouble with the principal, are you?"

"And who are you supposed to be?" Turk says narrowing his eyes at the blonde.

"The teacher's assistant. Can have some legal power of one, to a degree. That means I can report to the principal and have a better way of selling it." Naruto got closer to Turk and gave him a look. "Other than that…"

Turk did his best to stare at the TA, yet the stare he got back puts Turk off, making him back down, almost like he was being stared at by a wild animal, ready to tear him apart. This unconsciously made him get back to his seat before blurting out "What just happened?"

This got the others in the class to be relatively shocked at the act, though the girls had other reactions.

With Milan and the "Kuntz" twins, they were fanning themselves and rubbing their thighs, given how turned on they were at Naruto's commanding and intimidating look.

From her desk, Jeena froze upon seeing Naruto there in the classroom. And her feeling all sorts of things with just occurred.

'Oh god, he's hotter wearing that!' She internally yelled before turning her attention to Turk and scowling at him as he sits at his desk behind her "Turk what did I tell you?" she says in a no nonsense tone.

"Book's don't cause cancer?" Turk replies with a raised eyebrow causing Naruto to raise one as well at the rather… random response the teen gave.

"No. The other thing!" Jeena says, narrowing her eyes even more and crossing her arms at the punk.

"Oh that if I don't stop pummeling dweebs, I will never get with you." the punk says depressingly as if it physically caused him pain to say it.

Seeing this Mondo depressingly walks back to his desk and sits down with a sigh "Oh don't be so bummed. This is the longest a new kid's ever gone without a wedgie at this school" Woodie says trying to cheer up his friend. However as if the universe itself took offense to the afro-blonde's statement Mondo was suddenly hoisted up into the air via his undies by Turk's large muscular african american friend Casa "Woo! 11 Minutes New Record! Woodie cheers.

"Casa, that's a detention, now put him down" Naruto says with a stern look on his face.

"Oh, c'mon man." Casa says almost pleadingly.

"Did you even hear what I just told Turk?" Naruto asks with a raised eyebrow on his face

"Eh… But it's tradition?" Casa pleads trying to justify his wedgieing of Mondo.

"No, it ain't. Now if you want I can shove your head up Turk's ass and we can call that a tradition?" Naruto remarks with a slight grin and a dangerous look in his eyes.

"Whoa man only things going up my ass are a chicks tongue or finger…or that 'thing' that happened that time at summer camp that I am currently repressing deep in my mind. Regardless, nothing is going up my ass unless I am totally hammered!" Turk says voicing his thoughts on the idea while also inadvertently revealing a bit more private stuff than he intended to. With a blank look on his face at his friend/leader's remake Casa let go of Mondo's underwear.

Once Mondo got back down, he adjusted his shorts and boxers when one of the students called out "What is that?" in shock.

The others looked over seeing who came into the classroom as it was a MORBIDLY obese women with dark brown hair, square glasses, more fat rolls than a bakery and more chins than a chinese phonebook, wearing a purple shirt, gray stretching pants, and riding a mobility scooter that seemed to strain under her immense weight.

"A large whale on a scooter!" a short teen with wild brown hair, and glasses says with an almost crazed look on his face as he rocked back and forth in his seat.

"No, that would be Ms. Teets. However she has been mistaken for a whale on more than one occasion" Woodie says with a comical roll of his eyes.

Mondo knew her, relatively speaking. Met her when he and his mom first moved in.

Who would've thought his landlady was also his first period teacher.

"Wipe those horny smiles off your pimply faces." Says Ms. Teets. "This is Human Sexuality."

"No, this is the Health Class."

"Don't correct me, Mr. Uzumaki." She then focused back to the students. "Before you think that this is all fun and games and hot carls-"

The spectacled kid up front laughed before putting his hands together like he was praying. "Yes, please."

"Wadska, settle down, or I'll send you to detention." Ms Teets remarks with a warning look on her face.

"Ms. Teets, I think you should know that although this is an institution paid for by the US tax dollars, I am unfit for captivity within its walls." The spectacled teen known as Wadska argued. "I am not programmed for public education!"

"Well, it seems like you are programmed for vandalizing the marquis with filthy shenanigans" Ms Teets says pointing out the open window at said marquis.

Looking outside of the window, they looked at the school sign and saw the magnetic letters were rearranged to spell out "Don't forget to set your cocks back".

Wadska didn't even deny it, leaping onto his desk. "Freedom of expression!" He jumped off the desk and walked around the classroom's open space. "My culture of poetry is being shot down by character assassinations-"

"More like uncreative works and investing too much into it." Naruto comments off to the side. "You could've done better on the marquis."

"And who asked you?" Wadska asked.

"Just saying. Could've used the same letters, but made a whole different greeting. But that's just me."

"And you'd know this, how?" Wadska says, narrowing his eyes at the blonde teen.

"He did the same thing two years ago." Said Ms. Teets with a roll of her eyes.

This got a number of reactions from the other students. Woodie laughed a little when remembering his former babysitter telling him his past works on the marquis.

"Eh, I was bored. Wanted to see if I could do it in broad daylight without being caught." Naruto says with a shrug as he would sometimes secretly pull pranks when he was bored from finishing all his school work early. It was actually one of the reasons he ended up graduating early as he would finish his work in record time and then have basically hours of the school day where he would just be bored out of his mind.

"And it kept happening for months." Woodie says with a chuckle as that was a hilarious few months.

"They couldn't really prove it and catch me in the act." Naruto says with a sly wink that inadvertently causes several girls in the class to blush heavily with Jeena being among them.

"An uprising is in order!" Wadska suddenly yells randomly, probably inspired when hearing the TA's past exploits at the school. This was all before Jeena grabs him and puts him back in his seat.

"Sorry Ms Teets our parents have him on new meds" Jeena says apologizing to the teacher on behalf of her brother's actions.

"Wait, that's Jeena's brother?" Mondo says to himself shocked that the two were related.

"Alright. Quit your jibber jabbers." Ms. Teets rolled her scooter to the front and used a hook to pull down the projector screen over the chalkboard. "Now, today's lesson is about something that threatens us all: sexually transmitted diseases." She gestured to her TA to begin handing out the 3D glasses to the students before turning on the projector in the back.

The video began to play, showing an 80's animated project.

"STD in 3-D." Says the narrator before a giant, mutated crab appeared on the screen. This caused a jumpscare for a number of the students.

"Old foe, we meet again." Comments the teacher, narrowing her eyes at the foul beast.

"Seems I'm not having seafood for dinner tonight." Naruto says offhandedly while swallowing the bile that had risen in his throat at the teacher's comment as he could have gone his whole life without needing to know that..

(With Babs)

At the Playa Del Toro Accounting firm, Babs was seated in front of the manager for her interview.

While her son was at school, Babs was at the accounting firm for her hopeful job opportunity. She worked all night on her resume and even the cover letter. It was frustrating work. Luckily for her, Naruto called her to see how things went yesterday. She didn't exactly tell him the truth, but requested to come over to his place for a much needed fuck to vent out her frustrations. Needless to say she had gotten all of her frustrations out as well as a big dose of confidence injected in…and a few big loads as well but that was just a bonus in her eyes.

"-It says you've been a cocktail waitress, a Hooters waitress, a "coyote ugly" waitress…" The man lists off as he looks over her extensive resume. "Are you listening, Ms. Brando?"

Hearing the interviewer address her, Babs had to knock herself out from her sexual fantasy of Naruto plowing her over the office desk. Something that popped up when she thought of some kinky situations of sex at a well respected workplace.

"Yes. I am." The woman says quickly covering her ass at having been daydreaming.

"About your jobs with waitressing…" the man says with a stern tone to his voice.

"Well, in my defense, waitressing was a hell of a lot better than making a living on my knees." Babs says with a nervous chuckle. As this was said, the interviewer quickly assumed she was trying to leave the sex worker life, causing him to narrow his eyes slightly at her.

In truth, she worked as a contractor installing flooring, a shoe-sells rep and working at a zipper repair center of all places.

Whatever the case was, Babs didn't satisfy the manager's qualifications, so the mother walked out of the accounting firm with a downcast expression on her face, having not gotten the job. Not knowing what else to do at the moment and feeling pretty beaten down Babs decided to swing by the Tiki Tako for a drink or two.

After heading home to change into less formal clothes, Babs headed over to the restaurant and was immediately blindsided by just how busy it was compared to how it normally was. Every table had people sitting at them either waiting for food or in the middle of eating. The bar was completely full with not a single open barstool. And poor Tang was running around like a chicken with its head cut off waiting on everyone.

As Tang rushed by Babs barely acknowledging her the older woman collided with a portly customer sending her to the ground and the tray of drinks she was carrying flying into the air. Acting fast using the extensive skills she had built up from the various waitressing jobs she had, the woman catches the serving tray before spinning around and catching all the drinks and even the little umbrellas in them on the tray all without spilling a drop.

Seeing this Tang's eyes widen in shock before she says. "Table five, darling. Go! Go!" and Babs rushes off to deliver the drinks while also inadvertently ends up getting dragged into helping Tang wait on everyone else.

After about an hour and a half of hecticness the rush of customers died down and the majority of them had finished their food or drinks and left. With the lull in business Babs had decided to take a seat on one of the bar stools and began counting all the cash tips she made waiting tables while Tang cleaned up a few things here and there.

A few minutes later Babs had three fairly decent sized stacks of cash layed out in front of her as Tang walked over with a couple of drinks for the two of them and handed one to her. "You are one special Wahini, Babs Brando. You have been born with a special gift, for waiting tables, and you must share dat gift with the world." the older woman says with a smile.

"Thanks Tang, but I came out here for a career, you know one where I didn't have to work on my back for once." Babs says oblivious to the innuendo as she thinks back to how her past jobs as a mechanic, magician's assistant where she would get sawed in half on occasion, and a mural painter for church ceilings. Now that she thought of it, of the three she had actually enjoyed the last one… The painting part, not the hours and hours she would spend laying on her back while doing said painting.

Shaking her head, Tang just smiles. "Sometimes when life gives you rotten papaya-" she begins to say only for Babs to cut her off.

"You make papaya-ade?" Babs says with a smile and a raised finger.

"What no, you mix it with cheap rum, add a cocktail umbrella, and you sell it to sunburned rubes for $9, or $15 if it's a holiday weekend. What the hell is papaya-ade?" Tang says explaining what she was going to say before raising an eyebrow.

"I thought it was like saying 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade'?" Babs says with a shrug.

"You white people are fucking weird sometimes." Tang says, shaking her head at the absurdity of the phrase. "Anyway look, you're gonna have to learn dese things if you're gonna work here," she adds.

"I don't know," Babs says, thinking over the offer, not quite sure about if she wants to work as a waitress. However she thinks about Mondo and how happy he has been here after meeting Woodie. Not to mention how 'fulfilled' and 'satisfied' she has been the last two nights with Naruto. After thinking of this she grins "I'll take it!"she says excitedly.

"Great!" Tang says before whipping out a large machete and cleaving a coconut in half and holding it out to her. "Here's your uniform," she says with a smile.

Babs takes the coconut halves and holds them up to her large bosom with a raised eyebrow before looking back to Tang. "Do you have any bigger ones as I don't think these will fit me" she says with a slight grin before the two women start laughing.

(At the Beach)

School was long over and there was plenty of time for Mondo to hang out before having to make it back home for dinner.

One of the first things the Jersey kid did was go to a surf shop, upon Woodie's insistence. A means of getting a proper board, given his boogie board was destroyed yesterday. Not to mention it was oddly a law that he needed a surfboard in this city.

Mondo did get one, relatively cheap mind you, but Turk was quick to spray paint it to make it a "dick board". Didn't help on a few occasions Mondo unintentionally did some acts with it to make it like he was jacking off with it like waxing his board incorrectly.

When he got the chance to start surfing with it, he ended up biting it a few times. One of which had him crash into Turk.

"That is it, Blue Crush. You're dead." Said Turk, ready to pummel Mondo into the sand. However, an all too familiar feminine cough garnered his attention. He didn't have to look up to see Jeena's disappointed look on him. "You're lucky I'm more horny than angry." The punk shoved Mondo as they separated. "But you're banned from surfing this beach, ever again."

"Hey, Turk, c'mon man." Said Woodie, coming to Mondo's defense. "He's local."

"And you're banned, too." Turk says with a scowl on his face as he pokes Woodie in the chest several times.

"What?!" Woodie yells in shock and horror at being banned from the beach.

"Says who?" a voice says.

Looking over, they saw Naruto standing there with his board.

"Says me." Turk says challengingly.

"Uh, huh. This is a public beach, Turk. You can't ban people from surfing, let alone visiting. You're not a government official."

"Well, I could be." Turk comments with a look on his face as if he was considering it.

"Right~" Naruto drawls out. "With your track record, the best you'd do is being a janitor for a porn studio forever slated to clean up all the jizz left behind by the actors, and never getting to actually fuck any of the pornstars"

As the two bantered, Jeena bit her lip a little seeing Naruto's glistening, lean form. Yet she shook her head to have her focus. She was currently in a relationship with Turk and didn't want to cheat.

At that moment, she heard her boyfriend talk to Mondo. "Tell you what, you survive Baby Beach, I'll lay off."

Hearing the name of it, Mondo snorts. "Baby Beach? That sounds easy enough."

"Uh, Mondo."

"Yeah, Naruto?"

"Take a good hard turn to your right." the blonde says pointing in said direction.

The portly teen did just that, looking over and nearly shat himself in his swim trunks.

Over yonder was "Baby Beach", a coastline that was very hazardous with all sorts of rock formations, skeletons and many other things. And the sign of the aforementioned spot was utterly wrecked.

"...How the hell is that called Baby Beach?" Mondo exclaims in disbelief at the very misleading name.

"Used to be called Jagged Death Rocks. The Chamber of Commerce thought it'll be bad for tourism." Woodie stroked his chin. "We should probably change it back, could've saved a lot of lives."

"No shit." Naruto snorts out. "Seen like a few guys got impaled there before the sharks ate their corpses. Well except for that poor bastard that chickened out at the last second and just crashed on a rock."

"So he is okay?" Mondo asks a little hope having been lit from the thought of someone having survived surfing the dangerous area.

"Oh no he is totally dead. He managed to climb up one of the rocks after losing his bathing suit but just when he thought he was safe a shark jumped up and bit his dick off. Poor bastard went into shock and slipped into the water and the rest is history." Naruto reveals with a shrug.

"Yeah I remember that one, poor Flenn Swamp dude had the worst death of any of them." Woodie says with a shake of his head at the memory of the man's death.

At this point, Mondo was quivering like a leaf.

"You've got until four o'clock, high tide."

"That's like," Naruto pulled out his phone to check the time, "an hour from now."

As this happened, Turk grabbed Mondo's surfboard and broke it over his knee.

"My dick board!" Mondo yells in shock at his board being destroyed.

"For $100, no wonder it broke easily." Woodie comments.

"Same with those with penis enhancements you see infomercials for late at night on tv." Naruto adds in.

"Hey oh!" Wadksa said suddenly from nearby.

Over at Baby Beach, Mondo and Woodie were overseeing the disaster coast of the city.

"If I backed out, do you think I still have a chance with Jeena?"

"Oh, sure. Women always prefer the sensible, stable coward to the fearless, sexy risk-taker."

"Not helping, man."

"Gentleman." The two teens saw Wadska strolling on over with a satchel over his shoulder. "Forgive my tardiness." He then pulled out a touch pad from his bag. "Now, I've taken the liberty of preparing a computer simulation of Baby Beach."

Once seeing the program on the screen of the dangerous coastline, Woodie spotted something unique "Hey, it's little Mondo."

"Well, I just used the body of a pregnant woman and added Justin Bieber's head." Wadska comments before playing the program. It showed the computer graphic of "little Mondo" surfing about. "Okay, you drop in at the end of the pier. From here, it's up to you to make it out alive. Your best bet is to go left, surf between the first three rows of rocks and your exit will have to be through Miley's Hole. So named because it's never been penetrated, by man nor Jonas."

Woodie and Wadska then heard rapid breathing. Looking over, they saw Mondo hyperventilating and breathing in and out of a paper bag.

"You okay man?" Woodie asks slightly worried for his new friend.

"Somewhat. I think this bag had a hamburger in it and I like the smell." Mondo says as he continues to rapidly exhale and inhale into the bag.

"Are you really gonna surf it?"

"I don't know." Mondo pulls the bag away and sits on the wooden pier. "One minute I think I should. The next minute I think about boobs. Then the minute after that, I think I shouldn't."

Getting close, Woodie placed a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Look, dude, your head is all over the place. You need to relax and get your mind right so you can figure out what you want to do."

"How am I supposed to do that?" Mondo asks, panicking slightly.

Woodie and Wadska look at each other as an idea resonates between them.

"Loonie's van!"

(Meanwhile)

At the Tiki Taco, Naruto walked through the swinging doors and froze in his spot.

The reason why was he saw the woman he had slept with the past two nights in a row wearing an islander outfit. From the grassy skirt which showed off her heart-shaped tramp stamp, the flower in her hair and the coconut bra with her name tag attached to it were the typical choices for her restaurant uniform along with some accessories.

"Babs? What are you doing here?" He said suddenly, gardening her attention. "Shouldn't you be at work right now?"

"I am at work." Babs says with a smile as she does a little twirl and smirks as she notices how his eyes are glued to her breasts and waist as she does so.

"...But I thought it was at the bank." Naruto says after breaking the almost hypnotic effect the woman's breasts had in the coconut bra, and her hips/ass had in the grass skirt.

Shifting awkwardly in her spot, Babs quickly asked Tang if she could take her break. Seeing the look on her face, her boss gave her the okay.

"Can we sit down? There's some stuff I need to get off my chest." The woman says sounding a little nervous by what she had to tell him.

He gave her a nod as she took him to an available table in the corner.

"Bab's what happened?" Naruto asks as last he heard from her she was working at the bank.

"I'm sorry, Naruto. I lied. Well, somewhat." Babs admits with a guilty look on her face. Seeing this Naruto raises an eyebrow and gestures for her to continue.

She then told him a brief summary of what happened to her yesterday. How the bank went under so suddenly, which had him comment it shouldn't have had shut down so suddenly given it was a federal establishment.

"-Why didn't you say anything?" Naruto asks after the woman had finished telling him what happened with her job at the bank.

"I just… felt embarrassed." Babs admits with a slight blush on her face.

"For what?" the blonde wonders as he raises an eyebrow in confusion as to why she would be embarrassed.

"I don't know." Babs admits as she honestly didn't know why she felt embarrassed by her failure with the bank. For some reason it felt like she was embarrassed due to what the blonde would think of her if he found out she lost her job at the bank before even starting.

Seeing how embarrassed she was getting, Naruto placed his hand on hers, giving her a comforting squeeze and a soft smile. The woman's eyes widened at the gesture before she returned the smile brushing a bit of her hair behind her right ear.

The two proceeded to talk for a bit making plans for her to come over to his apartment later that night. As Naruto got up to leave and Babs got up to resume working, the blonde pulled out his wallet, and placed a hundred dollar bill on the table and slid it over to her.

Seeing this, she looked back to him with a look of surprise. "Naruto, I can't." she says as it felt wrong to take such a large amount of money from him.

"You can." He gave her a warm smile which made her heart flutter. "Consider it your first tip from me, your second one you will get later tonight and will be much bigger." he says with a chuckle and a wink, the latter of which causes her knees to briefly shake in delight as she feels her womanhood shiver in anticipation.

"Are you two ready to- Oh!"

Looking over, Naruto saw another familiar sight. It was Jeena as she too wore an islander outfit for a uniform. Unlike Babs' attire, Jeena's was composed of a flower printed blue dress as she wore a flower in her hair. She wore a seashell necklace and bracelets for her uniform accessories. In her hand was a clipboard for her to take orders with.

"Oh, hi Jeena." Naruto says with a smile at seeing the girl again.

Once more today, Jeena froze upon seeing Naruto with "Uh… Uh…" being her rather intelligent response to him.

"I didn't know you worked here." the blonde remarks given how she was wearing a uniform and obviously appeared to be about to take his order.

"Oh yeah, she just started working today with me. She just started her shift." Babs says with a smile putting her hand on Jeena's shoulder.

"Huh how about that small world huh?" He gave Jeena a look over and gave her a smile. "Looking good, by the way. Anyway see ya later." Naruto says with a wave and a wink that nearly causes Jeena to faint had she not been partially supported by Babs' hand on her shoulder, while said woman just licked her lips in excitement looking forward to their meeting later at night.

"I'll see you at school tomorrow!" Jeena suddenly manages to say before realizing that Naruto had already left causing her to blush in embarrassment and sulk somewhat.

"School?" Babs asks curious as to why the two would see each other there.

"He's the TA for my Health Class." Jeena admits with a slight blush on her cheeks still. "College credit and all that from what I know."

"Huh, who would've thought." the older woman says with a slight gleam in her eyes.

With this in mind, Babs might have some ideas to use for some future romps with the future teacher. Something along the lines of a naughty student needing some much needed discipline. The milf then spots Mondo joking around with Woodie and Wadska outside of the restaurant and the sight of her son smiling happily reaffirms her belief that she made the right choice in moving out here.

What she didn't know was that her son and his friends were high as a kite, courtesy of them taking second hand pot smoke from one of the beach bum stoners in his van.

(At Baby Beach)

Once coming down from their high, Mondo and Wadska were back at the pier of Baby Beach.

"Why do you have a dead sea lion, Wadska?" Mondo asks with a raised eyebrow.

"You probably shouldn't know." Wadska says with a rather creepy grin.

"...I would rather like to." Mondo counters, taking a step back from the short teen.

"Let's dump him in the water and see where he goes." Wadksa says with an excited gleam in his eyes.

"Why?" was the portly teens response not seeing how that helps.

"He'll take the path of least resistance. That's the one you want to take."

With that said, the spectacled teen dumped the dead corpse into the water. It flowed through the currents and was relatively fine… right up til it crashed into the rocks, the corpse ripping apart and nearby sharks jumped out in the process to feast on the easy meal.

"Okay. We've learned something today. Those sharks are mighty hungry today."

Looking on, Mondo feared for his life. More so when hearing a conch shell being blown.

"Oh, crap, it's high tide. I gotta get outta here."

Turning around, Mondo was about to leave when he saw Turk, his dirtbag friends and many others present.

"Wussing out? Wuss." Turk taunts with a smug grin on his face.

"No, I'd love to surf this, but I don't have a surfboard, thanks to you." Mondo spat out. "So you know, maybe another day."

Just as he was going to properly leave, once stating his case, Mondo stopped in his tracks when seeing Woodie run over with a board in his grasp.

"Dude, sorry I'm late." Woodie presented Mondo a surfboard of a hotdog design. "You've been a real bro to me. And I've never had a bro before-"

"What about me?" The two teens glanced over and saw Naruto amongst the crowd.

"I was in the moment, man. Don't ruin it." Woodie focused back on Mondo. "Look. A lot of the time, I've always been kind of a loner. But it's been fun being loners together."

"Wow… thanks man." Says the portly teen, sounding touched on what his friend said; especially with him getting him this $400 board. "Woodie, this means a lot to me."

"It's nothing." Woodie says with a shrug.

"But your timing sucks."

Looking back, Woodie realized his mistake when seeing the crowd relatively cheer for Mondo's challenge finally commencing.

As much as the Jersey kid wanted to back out now, he knew he couldn't do so. Manning up, he spoke to his first friend since moving here.

"Give me that board." Woodie complied to the request. "I got us into this mess. I'm gonna get us out. Once coming here, I wanted to make a name for myself. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Even if I die."

"Proud last words." Woodie comments.

"At least the love of my life will remember my name forever." Mondo says with a resigned sigh.

From nearby, Naruto heard this last bit and asks Woodie. "Who?"

"Jeena."

"She's currently working, and couldn't make it." Naruto points out causing Mondo to slump a bit.

"...Then send her my regards if I die." Mondo says with a yet another sigh.

Walking to the edge of the pier, Mondo was stopped by Woodie.

"Wait." the afro-blonde soon fondled Mondo's chesticles. "Good luck."

Smacking Woodie's hand away again, Mondo dived right into the water with his new surfboard. He swam as hard as he could and got ready for what he'll be facing right here and now.

At this moment, like an act of god was blessing his ordeal, a giant wave appeared from out of nowhere.

"Rogue wave!" Wadska yells pointing towards said wave which was easily thirty-feet tall.

Hearing this warning, Mondo saw what's coming and momentarily freaked out. He tried paddling more, but the wave sucked him into itself.

Miraculously, the Jersey kid was able to get a hang of the monster wave and was quickly proving himself by sheer dumb luck. He was even doing some funny little tricks to show off while on his board.

Pulling out his phone, Naruto was quick to record this whole thing. Him wanting to perhaps show Jeena, given she was missing out on witnessing this epic ocean ride.

With how this was all going, Mondo was relatively having a big shortcut of bypassing much, if not nearly all of Baby Beach.

"Miley's hole!" Wadska yells pointing at said obstacle that looked like a pair of women's legs spread open with the 'hole' of said structure located between them.

Hearing Wadksa cry out, oddly enough, Mondo saw the rock formation coming up. He was about to prepare for what he needed to do when he was suddenly flung from his board -courtesy of colliding against a rock- and crashed into the top of the hole.

Next thing Mondo knew was him dreaming. Him swimming underwater and seeing all of these hot, gorgeous mermaids. He went past them and came across a purple PT Cruiser that was oddly parked on a highrise. Coming up to it, Mondo was escorted inside of the vehicle by Woodie before seeing a naked Jeena in a hot tub with a bottle of lavender body butter.

Before he could dive into her nether regions, Mondo kissed his crush.

And that was when he woke up from his dream with Loonie hanging over him.

Coughing up loads of water from his mouth, Mondo heard a familiar voice speak. "You're alive."

Now on his hands and knees, the Jersey boy saw Jeena was here in a really pretty flower print islander dress.

"You came?" Mondo asks surprised that she had come to see him surf.

"Called in my break. Turk texted me to see this and came in just as you crashed." Jeena says with a shrug.

"Showed her the footage of your attempt while you were out." Naruto added in, flashing his phone in the process.

"Yeah I have to admit it was pretty impressive especially given how new to surfing you are." Jeena says complimenting the portly teen on his attempt.

"What happened?" Mondo asks not knowing what happened due to taking Miley's Hole head first.

"You ate it on the monster wave." Said Woodie. "Then you frenched Lonnie for like four minutes."

The stoner bum flashed Mondo a smile, making the portly teen gag something fierce.

"Ah, but the badass news, yo, is that your reproductive organs are still functional~" Wadska titters out in a uplifting tone.

Hearing Wadska say this, Mondo looked down and saw he had a raging boner tent from his swim trunks.

"HA! He got hard from a hobo!" Barked out Turk getting several laughs from those gathered to watch Mondo's attempt.

Mondo quickly covered himself in embarrassment. He began mumbling a number of things to defend himself with on why he was having a hard-on.

"Alright, Turk." Naruto came up to the bully. "Mondo faced your challenge."

"And he ate it." Turk says with a grin.

"And survived." The whiskered blonde stared down on the punk. "Now lay off, like you promised."

Looking away, Turk grumbled before spatting out "fine" and walking away.

With Turk out of earshot, Jeena came up to Mondo. "You were incredible out there. Shame I couldn't see it in person."

"It's alright. You being here at least helped." Mondo says shyly due to the girl he has a crush on complimenting him. "Say, Jeena, I wanna ask you something."

"Being what?"

"Well…" Mondo wanted to ask her out, but decided to ask something else. "What do you think of lavender body butter?"

The purplete raised an eyebrow, quizzically looking at the portly teen. But she shrugged and gave her response. "I use it to moisturize my feet and thighs." She began to walk back to work. "See you at school tomorrow, Mondo."

"Gotta say," Mondo looked over seeing Naruto still there, "that took guts for you to pull. Would've been a shame seeing things be worse than it was."

"I'd call it a miracle." Woodie added in.

"Well, hopefully you'll stay safe in friendlier waters than that nightmare." The TA said, jabbing his thumb back in the direction of Baby Beach. "Anyway catch ya guys later I gotta get home and get started on some work for class." the blonde says before waving goodbye to the two.

Hours passed since the fiasco at Baby Beach.

Mondo and Woodie sat on the beach leaning against their boards as they watched the sunset. They had surfed for quite a while and enjoyed how things went. Mondo's confidence was rising after he impressed his crush with his surfing. He felt like he could take on the world now.

"So is California everything you thought it'd be?" Woodie asks with a grin on his face.

"No." Mondo says with a grin causing the afro blonde to look over to him "It's better" the chubby teen adds.

Woodie's grins hearing this as he looks at his new friend before his eyes widen "Mondo Look!" he says pointing off to the side where the two gorgeous women that had seen sunbathing the previous were back and just finishing up their tanning for the day. "The boob solar cycle is nearly complete. As they prepare to re-hook their bikini tops." the teen says in a tone of almost reverence.

"Screw that let's do this Jersey style." Mondo says with a grin before grabbing a nearby pile of seaweed and tossing it over at the women having it land in front of them "It's a Rat!" the portly teen yells.

Seeing the clump and hearing the shout the two women panic screaming in terror as they get to their feet forgetting their bikini tops and proceed to run screaming right past both teens. Said teens just grin as they watch the heaving naked breasts of the women as they pass by.

"And the student has become the master," Woodie says with a grin before he and Mondo share a laugh and resume leaning against their boards.

(Later that Night)

At the Brando residence, Babs had used the tip money Naruto gave her to order in for dinner. There was a decent spread of Italian food such as pasta, lasagna, a salad and a pizza for her and Mondo tonight to celebrate their first few days of school and work respectively.

"Everyone was gathered around me and even Turk gave me respect…kind of" Mondo says excitedly telling his mother about the events of the day and how he had almost succeeded in surfing baby beach.

"That's wonderful honey. I'm really glad you're liking it here" Babs says, placing a hand on her son's head before getting up from the couch and making her way to the kitchen counter. However on her way over the sound of glass breaking is her and Woodie comes walking out of their bathroom wearing a pair of night vision goggles.

Seeing the teen having obviously been trying to peep on her again Babs just lets out a sigh and shakes her head "Oh um I was looking for my frisbee?" the teen says sheepishly.

"You mean that one over there?" Mondo says, pointing out what is clearly Woodie's frisbee on the entertainment center, the teen having forgotten it there the previous day.

"Um, yeah." Woodie says nervously as he rubs the back of his neck.

Shaking her head in amusement Babs decides to cut the teen some slack… this time, given how he is her son's new friend. "Why don't you take a seat on the couch, Woodie. I will fix you a plate." she says before grabbing a plate and putting some salad on it as he takes a seat on the couch.

"So Ms Brando, Mondo says you're working at Tiki Tako. How do you like it?" Woodie asks as he picks up a breadstick and takes a bite of it.

"It's alright, I'm really just grateful I don't have to be a hooker anymore." Babs says with a smile her response causing Woodie to choke on the breadstick a bit in shock.

However -unfortunately for the teen- her work as a hooker in the past was not sexual in any way. Instead she used to work a job where she pulled failing stage actors off stage with a large hook, played Captain Hook in a stage play of Peter Pan, and would use a hook to help hoist caught fish onto a boat at sea.

The mother was about to go back over to the couch when she hears the doorbell ring and heads over to answer the door, opening it to reveal Naruto standing on the other side.

"Hey sorry Babs. I would've come sooner, but needed to help organize a number of the lesson plans for the next week." Naruto explains why he was running a bit late on coming over.

"Hey, it's no problem at all. Come on in." Babs says, inviting him into the apartment as he closes the door behind him.

"Wait, how do you know Naruto?" Mondo asks his mother as they seemed pretty familiar with each other.

"Oh I met him the other day and he helped me find the bank I was originally going to work at. We hit it off pretty well." Babs soon realized the whiskered blonde didn't introduce himself to her son earlier yet her son already knew him. "Wait, how do you know Naruto?" she asks.

"From school." Mondo says with a shrug as he continues to eat his lasagna.

"From school?" It then dawned on her, remembering what Jeena told her at work. "Oh, that's right as the TA."

"Yeah I didn't know he could be that at his age. It's pretty impressive." Mondo says, genuinely impressed by how despite Naruto only being slightly older than him had already graduated and was on his way to getting a college degree.

"What do you mean sweetie?" Babs asks in confusion by her son's comment.

"He's just a couple years older than me." Mondo says with a shrug.

Inside of Babs' head, a record scratch was sounded out as she processed what her son had said and did some quick math 'Oh fuck me sideways, I slept with a minor! Okay yeah Naruto has already fucked me side but fuck this isn't good!' the milf thinks internally panicking over having slept with a minor.

Naruto raises an eyebrow as he notices Babs seemingly having some kind of internal panic meltdown before discreetly getting her attention and mouthing "We can talk later at my place" to her which seems to calm her down.

After everyone had eaten some food and it was starting to get late Woodie said his goodbyes and headed out for the night "Alright honey I am going to give Naruto a ride home so you head straight to bed" Babs says to her son who went into his room and immediately fell asleep upon hitting the mattress. Exiting the apartment Babs found Naruto standing by her car. The two get into said vehicle and she drives a few minutes to his apartment before they get out and enter said building.

.

At the privacy of his home, Babs was sitting on his living room couch. For the first time, she properly saw a number of effects at his place. Primarily the family photos of a younger Naruto being hugged by a woman with long red hair and a blonde spiky haired man.

"Where are your folks?" Babs asks in curiosity as the apartment was too small for a family of three to live in.

"They passed away about a year or two after that picture was taken." Naruto says with a somber look that changed toa fond smile as he remembered all the good times he had with them.

Being quick to realize they were dead, she couldn't help but ask. "How?"

"Plane crash. They were actually flying back home from a business trip overseas when the turbulence caused it to happen. Was with my godparents when the call came in." Naruto says taking a seat on the couch next to her and leaning back a bit. "After that I spent a couple years living with my Godmother before I managed to convince her to let me live on my own. I don't associate with the asshole that used to hold the title of being my Godfather as he tried to swindle me out of the inheritance my parents left for me… After my Godmother and I stopped him he vanished with the last rumor of his whereabouts being that he was in Bangkok, Thailand on the run from some pimp after he slept with what was unknown to him several Thai Ladyboys and ran without paying after finding out".

Babs couldn't help but snort when hearing this.

"Oh trust me, we found it hilarious as well when hearing it too." Naruto says with a laugh.

Settling down, Babs looked at Naruto sadly. "You've been on your own all this time?"

"More or less. My godmother and her assistant stop by every so often when she has time, which isn't much given how she is the head doctor of LAGMC. I bought this apartment with some of the money my parents left me and have been using part of it to also fund my education but other than that most of my expenses I cover with my writing" Naruto says with a shrug.

"...Naruto we need to talk about how you're underage," Babs says, deciding to bite the bullet so to speak.

"What is there to discuss?" Naruto asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Naruto, this is serious. I could go to jail for us sleeping together." Babs says in a serious tone as if she went to jail it would leave Mondo without a parent to look after him.

"Babs, it's not that big of a deal. I am almost eighteen coming this October, and this is freaking California. A smoking hot older woman like you shacking up with a nearly legal teen male is nothing out of the ordinary or even gone after by the law. I mean yeah if the roles were reversed it would one hundred percent be a big deal as hypocritical as that is but that's the world for ya." Naruto says explaining things to her and making a bit of a joke at the end.

Despite hearing the bits of reassurance, her mind drifted to certain details.

"Two months away…"

"It was consensual, Babs." Naruto reiterates with a slight smile.

"But… still…" She tried to say. "I led you on and-"

"It's alright. I'm not blaming you at all. So you happen to have a son who is a little younger than me. Big deal." he leaned forward, coming close to her ear and whispering. "If anything I have to admit it actually makes you hotter." Naruto says passionately causing her to blush slightly as he gently holds her hands in his and looks her right in the eye. "Babs we have fun together, you make me happy, and I would like to think I make you happy as well. What else is there to say? And if anyone has a problem with that then they can go fuck themselves" he adds in a heartleft and completely serious tone.

After thinking about everything he said and how passionately he said it Babs came to a decision "Alright then we can give this a shot." she says with a heartfelt smile.

"That's all I ask." was Naruto's reply as he cups her cheeks and rubs them with his thumbs

"However, there's one thing I want you to do for me tonight." Babs says gaining a coy look on her face.

"That is…" Naruto asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Call me mommy." She purrs out before taking his lips with hers.

It was hot and passionate, yet relatively brief as they broke away. He cupped her cheek and stroked it with his thumb while giving her a smile.

"Well I don't know about that as personally instead of 'Mommy' I say 'Kaa-chan'" Naruto says before lifting her onto his lap and standing up with his hands supporting her via her tight ass.

"Oh, how exotic." Babs purrs sultrily into his ear as she nuzzles his cheek.

"You don't know the half of it. So stick with me and I will show you so many 'Exotic' things it will make your head spin, heart melt, and pussy gush." Naruto says with a grin as he carries her into the bedroom.

She giggled all the way over in the process, even when tossed onto the bed and them disrobing themselves as quickly as possible.

If one were to eavesdrop and peep into the apartment, they'd hear sounds of moans and screams of pleasure along with the sounds of flesh slapping throughout the night.

End Chapter 1

Ending Author Note: Well that's the start of the story and oh boy was it a doozy. Really hope you all enjoyed the chapter and start of the story as this story is going to be pretty fun and funny.

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