Note: I don't wish to steal anything from anyone. I don't own anything, and I'm doing it purely for entertainmentpurposes.
Please note that none of my stories are connected unless said otherwise.
This story is a Hachiman x Yui, Ebina, and Miura fic. Characters are more than likely OOC. Everyone is 18+.
I experimented with a few things in this story, such as multiple characters and making a story with chapters instead of one long one-shot.
It may not seem like a big deal, but I'm still relatively new at writing, so it's a big deal to me.
This story is Rated M for foul language and sexual content.
Please be aware that everything I write is weird, including this one. I apologize if my stories make you uncomfortable, but I like writing weird stuff.
"" = Speaking
Italics = thoughts
Bold = analepsis
Chapter 1:
Classroom 2F: Before First Period: Friday
Yui POV
I let out a frustrated sigh as I sat at my desk. "What's wrong, Yui?" I heard Yumiko ask behind me. I turned around to face her. "Huh? Oh, it's nothing," I dismissed. "Yeah, right," Hina said to Yumiko's right. "We both know something's up, so tell us," Hina urged.
I exhaled through my nose as I contemplated whether I should tell them. "I should be fine to tell them. They're my friends," I decided. "It's Hikki," I revealed. They both gasped in surprise. "What? What happened? Is he cheating on you?" Yumiko interrogated.
"What?! No, nothing like that," I quickly interjected. "It's just," I paused. I felt my face start to warm up. "He's too good in bed," I mumbled sheepishly. Yumiko and Hina turned to each other and stared for a moment. They then busted out laughing, bringing everyone's attention to us.
"Guys, be quiet," I hushed. My entire face went red. "What's so funny?" Tobe asked, coming over to us. "N-nothing!" I quickly said. I stood from my desk, grabbed Yumiko and Hina, and bolted out the classroom door.
"Where are you going!?" I heard Tobe ask. "Girl talk; don't worry about it!" I yelled back. I took Hina and Yumiko to a secluded hallway. I caught my breath as they settled down. "I'm sorry, Yui, but that was hilarious," Hina apologized while giggling.
I groaned in embarrassment. "I'm serious," I whined. "I mean, you've got to admit that's hard to believe," Yumiko doubted. I pouted in frustration. "Alright, fine, I'm sorry," Yumiko apologized. I calmed down after hearing her apology.
"So," Hina began. "Let's say Hikitani-kun is "too good in bed"; how's that a problem?" Hina asked. A blush returned to my face. "I-It's kind of hard to explain," I stuttered. "Just say what's on your mind," Yumiko suggested.
"Well, for one, he's too big for me to handle," I revealed. "Like the size of his di-" "Yes!" I quickly interrupted Hina. "How big is he?" Yumiko asked, not expecting much. "Momma says he's eight inches long," I said cluelessly.
"WAIT WHAT!?" they both yelled. "Yui, why does your mom know how big your boyfriend's cock is?" Yumiko asked. "Not to mention, eight inches is huge," Hina noted.
"Ah, that's another thing," I remembered. "Because Hikki's too much for me to handle, momma has to help me," I explained. "So you and your mom double-team Hikio?" Yumiko asked, flabbergasted.
"Yeah," I answered. "And you're okay with that?" Hina questioned. "Yeah," I repeated. "How? What? Why?" Yumiko asked in disbelief. "That goes into another problem I have," I began. "I have trouble pleasing Hikki by myself. I've been getting better over time, but still nowhere near good enough," I said.
"Is Hikitani-kun hard to please?" Hina asked. "Not quite," I replied. "The thing with Hikki is that when he ejaculates, he gets right back up," I explained. Hina furrowed her eyebrows.
"I thought most guys finished after one," Hina said. "Not Hikki," I asserted. "So what if he gets back up one or two more times? What's the big deal?" Yumiko asked.
"Momma loves it, but she's more experienced than I am. I normally tire out within the first hour," I said.
"HOUR?!" they yelled. "Y-yeah?" I trailed off. "Wait, you said "the first hour"; How long do you guys go at it?" Hina asked. "A few hours," I answered honestly.
"And combining that with his size makes things very difficult?" Hina hypothesized. I simply nodded my head in confirmation. "I see," Hina uttered, holding her chin in thought.
"You seem very invested in this, Hina," Yumiko commented. "Of course, I'm learning so much for my boy-love fanfiction," Hina responded happily.
A little blood leaked from Hina's nose as she giggled. Yumiko pulled out a tissue to wipe it away. "Thank you," Hina said. "How come you're not that interested?" Hina asked Yumiko. "Because it's all unbelievable," Yumiko responded.
"You still don't believe me?" I asked Yumiko. "I'm sorry, Yui, but yes." Yumiko apologized. "What can't you believe?" I persisted. "That Hikio is what you're saying he is," she admitted. "That's because you haven't experienced it," I argued.
"Alright, alright, calm down, girls," Hina said, easing the tension. Yumiko and I took a moment to recollect ourselves. "Now," Hina began, looking at me. "Earlier, you said you're getting better, which means you'll eventually be good enough, right?" Hina asked rhetorically.
"Yeah," I replied. "So what's the problem," Hina asked sincerely. "Well, because Hikki and I are going to do it tonight after school, and momma's not going to be home tonight," I explained, distressed.
"And you're worried that you won't be able to handle Hikitani-kun by yourself?" Hina guessed. I nodded in confirmation. "Hmm, quite the predicament," Hina said. We stood in silence, thinking of a plan. That's when it hit me.
"I've got it!" I exclaimed. They both looked at me in confusion. "Since Yumiko doesn't believe me and Hina likes doing research for her boy-love thing. Why don't you girls help me tonight?" I proposed. "H-Huh?!" Yumiko voiced. Both of their faces grew bright red.
"A-Are you out of your mind?!" Yumiko asked. "What's the big deal?" I questioned back. "D-Don't you see anything wrong with this? I mean, he's your boyfriend, for crying out loud," Yumiko said. "Am I the only one who thinks this is so weird?" Yumiko asked, looking at Hina, who was distracted.
"Me and Hikitani-kun?" Hina whispered to herself. Hina began giggling to herself. "Don't touch me there, Hikitani-kun," Hina whispered, blood rushing from her nose. She wrapped her arms around herself and started squirming in place. Yumiko quickly plugged Hina's nose while scoffing in disbelief.
"If I had a problem with it, do you think I'd suggest it?" I argued, grabbing Yumiko's attention. "I don't even know at this point. I've just had the weirdest conversation in my life," Yumiko said, massaging her forehead.
"Look, Yumiko, I'm serious about this. So, will you please help me?" I asked. "I-I don't know, Yui," Yumiko mumbled. "What? Why not? You girls would be helping me out a ton. Plus, I think it could be fun," I beamed. "It feels wrong," Yumiko said, turning away in embarrassment.
"What do you think, Hina?" I asked her. "I-I wouldn't be opposed," she murmured, now paying attention. However, She refused to make eye contact with me. "See," I said, turning to Yumiko. "Hina's up for it," I announced happily.
"Well, what about Hikio? Is he fine with this?" Yumiko questioned. "I'm sure he'll be fine with it, but I'll ask him if it'll make you feel better," I offered. She merely nodded. "So you're saying if Hikki approves, you'll help me?" I asked.
"Only to prove that Hikio isn't some freak of nature like you're saying he is," she pouted. "Yay! Thank you. You girls are a life-saver," I thanked them. "Yeah, yeah," Yumiko muttered.
*rrring*
A bell rang through the halls, signaling the class was about to start. "We should head back to class," Yumiko suggested. "Yeah, I'll ask Hikki at lunch," I declared. They both merely nodded their heads.
"Hina's been oddly quiet," I thought while walking back to the classroom.
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*rrring*
Classroom 2F: Lunch Time
"Hikki!" I called out, getting his attention. "Yo, Yui," he greeted sheepishly. "He still gets embarrassed when he calls me by my first name. Cute," I thought. "Can I talk to you about something in private?" I asked him. "Huh? Yeah, of course," he responded.
I looked back at Yumiko and Hina before walking out with Hikki. We soon found a secluded stairway. "So, what's up?" he asked. "So, you know how momma's gonna be gone tonight, right?" I asked rhetorically.
Hikki simply nodded his head. "Well, I have found a solution," I boasted, puffing out my chest. "Oh?" he said dryly. "I spoke to Yumiko and Hina, and they were fine with helping me out," I summarized.
His eyes widened slightly. "That's not what I was expecting," he said to himself. "So let me get this straight," he began. "Your solution is to have a foursome with your friends?" he questioned.
"Mmhmm," I hummed proudly. "And you're okay with this?" he questioned further. "Yup, it was even my idea," I said with emphasis. "But I did want to talk to you about it first," I interjected.
"Well, as long as you're fine with it," he agreed. "Yay!" I cheered. "Thank you, Hikki," I thanked him. I launched myself at him, wrapping my arms around his neck. He soon wrapped his arms around my waist, tightening our hug.
I slightly backed away and planted my lips on his, which he reciprocated. I unwillingly pulled away after a moment. The kiss we shared was short but sweet.
"I-I got to go talk to the girls before lunch is over," I blurted out. "R-right," Hikki responded quietly. "I'll see you later," I said shyly. "Y-yeah," he trailed off.
I waved goodbye to him as I walked back to class. A massive smile was ever-present on my face. My heart was pounding with excitement.
Yumiko and Hina looked at me once I made it back to class. Upon seeing my expression, they could tell what Hikki's response was.
"We're on for tonight!" I said excitedly, walking over to them. They both blushed at the news. "On for what!?" Tobe suddenly asked, overhearing us. "Huh? Oh, uh…" I trailed off. "What do I tell him? I can't exactly tell him what we're doing after school," I thought.
"We are having a girl's night tonight," Hina answered calmly. Hayato made his way over after hearing the commotion. "Is that so?" Hayato asked, mainly toward Yumiko. Yumiko nodded her head in confirmation, too nervous to speak.
"That's too bad; I was hoping we all could've hung out after school today," Hayato said. "M-maybe next time," Yumiko stuttered.
*rrring*
"Alright, everyone, back to your seats," Hiratsuka-sensei said, walking into the classroom. Hikki arrived shortly after her and sat at his desk.
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Hachiman POV
"So Ebina-san and Miura-san are joining us, huh? How did Yui even get them to agree? I mean, I can maybe see Ebina-san, but Miura-san? I thought she hated me or, at the very least, wanted nothing to do with me. Besides, doesn't she have a crush on Hayama? Eh, whatever, as long as they help Yui, I don't care," I inner-monologued.
*rrring*
The final bell of the day rang, signaling the end of school. "Time to head to the service club- oh wait, that's right," I thought. "Hikki," I heard someone call out, breaking me from my thoughts.
Turning around, I saw my girlfriend approaching me with her friends closely behind her. I nodded at her friends in acknowledgment. Ebina waved back, whereas Miura looked away.
"You ready?" Yui asked excitedly. "Y-yeah," I affirmed nervously. "Alright, let's get going," she said. Yui and I walked out of class, with the other two following suit. We soon exited the building, which started our trek to Yui's place.
Yui started humming to my left to try and fill the awkward silence. Ebina quietly made her way to the other side of me. "She's quite close to me," I thought. Miura opted to stay in the back. "I feel like I should say something," I thought.
"Hey," I quietly said to Ebina-san. "Hmm?" she hummed. "Has Yui told you about me?" I questioned. I wanted to know if she knew what she was getting herself into. "Mmhmm," she answered, nodding her head.
The smile on her face grew as she got right up to my ear. "I expect big things from you, Hikitani-kun," she whispered sensually. My face heated up instantly. "Oh, and please go easy on me, or at least until I get used to your size," she said. "Y-yeah," I stuttered hesitantly.
"Hina, stop being weird," Miura-san scolded, saving me. Miura caught up to the other side of Ebina. "Sorry," Ebina apologized. "Besides, it's not like any of that stuff is true," Miura doubted. "H-huh?" I questioned.
I felt a tap on my left. "Yumiko doesn't believe what I told her," Yui explained. "Oh, I see," I uttered. I turned back to Miura-san. "You know," I began. "If you're too scared, there's no shame in backing out," I genuinely offered.
Yui and Ebina-san began laughing while Miura blushed madly. "Huh? Was that funny? I wasn't trying to be funny. I will never understand girls," I thought to myself. "I'm not scared!" Miura fumed.
Miura quickly got in front of me, stopping me in my tracks. She placed her hands on her hips and leaned closer to me. Miura glared at me with fire in her eyes. "You got that?" she demanded.
"Alright, I got it. Sorry," I apologized. "The fire queen certainly is scary," I thought. "Hmph," Miura puffed, crossing her arms. She made her way back to the other side of Ebina.
"We're here!" Yui exclaimed.
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That concludes chapter one.
If anyone cares:
Unfortunately, I don't think I will continue my Haruno fic. That doesn't mean I'm never going to write another one. I just don't feel like continuing that one. Sorry.
I do, however, plan on continuing my Yukimom story.
Anyway, Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.