Foxy Good Vibes

by KuronoDono12

Playa Del Toro is a picturesque beach side city of Surf, Sun, and Babes. Among its residents is a spiky haired blonde who spends his days surfing, writing, and as of the new school year starting as a Teachers Assistant. However what the blonde doesn't know is that this year brings not only a new student in the from of Mondo Brando but also his smoking hot mom Babs.

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Author Note: Hey everyone back yet again with a chapter for Foxy Good Vibes. First I need to say I am honestly surprised by how much this story blew up given how obscure it was. I mean over 100 Favorites and Follows in under 48 Hours while the site was apparently having issues, and given how random the crossover is mind blowing.

Anyway not to drag this out but thank you to everyone who favorited, followed, and reviewed. And I have a bit of a challenge for all of you… Let's get this up to 250 Favs, and Follows now. Spread the word about the story so others will give it and hopefully Good Vibes a look. Hell, who knows maybe it will cause a surge in people buying the show on DVD or digitally causing it to be brought back like what happened with Family Guy when it was first canceled lol.

Also I would like to state that much like with my Naruto x Stripperella story, this story follows the Canonical Order of Events/Episode as found on the DVD and not the Episode list of say streaming sites such as Prime which have the episodes out of order.

Finally once again a HUGE shout and thankyou to my Co-Writer Jebest4781 who was a MASSIVE help with this chapter. With that said let's begin shall we…

(One Month Later)

It had been about a month since Babs and Mondo had moved to Playa Del Toro, and as a result roughly a month since the Milf and Naruto had started dating. Despite having to be discreet about their dating, the two had managed to spend a good amount of time with each other. They would go out to dinner, walk on the beach at night, hit up a nightclub for some dancing, and of course lots of carnal coupling. The two would usually head over to Naruto's for their lovemaking but would also sometimes get it on at Bab's place when Mondo was out of the house.

Currently Naruto was sitting on his surfboard in the ocean just outside of the breakpoint with Woodie and Mondo next to him. The spikey haired blonde had decided to hang out with the two for some surfing before school, though they really hadn't done any surfing yet as the other two teens seemed more interested in comparing various breast groping techniques.

"So when you're with a girl what's your favorite boob move?" Mondo asks Woodie with a big grin on his face.

"Oh, I like to do the 'Combination Lock'." Woodie says in response as he brings his hands up like he is working a lock. "Right, left, right, and pull!" he adds, making the motions with his hands and getting a laugh from Mondo.

Naruto just grins and shakes his head at his fellow blonde's remark. During said eyeroll he spots a plane towing a banner behind it with the banner reading 'Will you marry me Julia?'. Then seconds later another plane comes from the opposite direction towing a banner that reads 'I can't, I'm gay' causing the blonde to wince in slight sympathy for whoever the guy was behind the first banner. Then oddly enough a third plane flew by pulling a banner that read 'That's funny you weren't gay last night' causing the blonde to facepalm at how weird some of the residents of Playa Del Toro were given how the two people were seemingly communicating via plane banners somehow as if they were text messages.

"I'm partial to the 'Pizza Man' myself where I lightly knead them like dough and then sauce them." Mondo says, making the motions of kneading and saucing dough with his hands, getting a laugh from Woodie.

"Another one of my signature moves is 'blowing out the candles'." Woodie remarks with a laugh as he cups his hands and blows as if he is blowing out some candles.

Seeing this Naruto just shakes his head with a slight grin while Mondo laughs. "And when the ladies want something more romantic, I break out the 'Playful Kitten'." the portly teen says before pawing at the air and purring like how a cat would sometimes.

"Heh good one. Sometimes when I'm with European girls I like to break out the 'German Cigarette'." Woodie remarks before making like he is taking a drag from a cigarette "Ve have vays of making you talk," he says in a thick german accent while rubbing his fingers together.

The action causes the two teens to break out in laughter while Naruto yet again rolls his eyes though he does crack a chuckle. "That's the Schindler's Tits!" Mondo yells out joyfully causing Naruto to snort at the pun as the other two teens continue laughing.

"Those sound like some righteous moves for a couple of McLovins that have never actually touched a pair, since Naruto here is the only one among you that has touched breasts. Also don't forget there is a human being attached to those breasts… And that Human being is loco in the cabeza. She will steal your money, rip your heart out, and take those sweet cans to a time-share in Lake Havasu." Lonnie says getting more and more emotional before he starts sobbing and yells "SADIE!" hysterically before paddling off on his surfboard.

"YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE PROSTITUTES YOU HIRE LONNIE!" Naruto yells out at the departing man with a shake of his head and a sigh as this was like the fourth time… this month, that scenario had happened to the hippie.

"Wait Naruto, is that true? Have you touched boobs?" Mondo asks in awe at the blonde's apparent feat.

"Um yeah? Heck I have had sex as well but it's not really a big deal." Naruto remarks with a casual shrug not seeing how it was a big deal… and also leaving out how Mondo's mom happened to be the girl/woman he was referring to.

Hearing this, Woodie and Mondo's eyes widen in shock before they bow to him. "Teach us oh great conqueror of boobs and vag!" they say in reverence to their friend for his accomplishment. However instead of getting a response they look up to see Naruto paddling back towards shore. "Wait oh wise one we must learn your ways!" They call out before paddling after him, eager to learn from him and achieve their dreams of at least touching boobs.

(At School)

"We learn more in this cafeteria from social interactions than we do in any useless brainwashing class." Proclaimed Wadska, standing on a table. "Ignore the bell, people. Do not let it control you." As this was finished, the school bell rang, signaling the warning bell for classes. "YOU ARE ALL COGS IN THE MACHINE!"

During his ranting, Wadska's sister came up with an open pill bottle and fed him his medication.

"Still can't believe those two are siblings." Says Mondo, opening his locker alongside Woodie. "It's really starting to mess with my head."

"How so?"

Mondo didn't want to admit it, but he had fantasized one time of him kissing up Jeena's long legs. Before he got the chance to reach either her fine rear or to her sacred garden, Mondo heard an all too familiar laugh. Looking up, he saw her brother's head on her body.

"Stop, it tickles."

Mondo shivered in disgust at how disturbing it was.

"Hi, guys."

The portly teen closed his locker to see Jeena greet them.

"Hey, Jeena. Did you try the corn dogs today? They're the best things I've ever put in my mouth." Says Mondo, just before realizing what he implied in a manner. He then tried to recover, as per usual. Yet he just ends up being a rambling mess. "I mean, of the things I've eaten. I don't just put things in my mouth. Like, if somebody puts something in my mouth that wasn't food I'd spit it out. Not that I'm a spitter- Well, I'm not a swallower, either, I just-" Giving up a bit, he takes a breath before going back to the beginning. "Did you say you tried the corn dogs?"

Jeena was a good sport, being patient with the portly teen. "No, I just choked down a sausage." She says, pulling up a half-eaten hotdog from her lunch bag."

This got a laugh out of both of them while Woodie just smiled a little.

However, such smile and laughter died when the trio heard Wadska's cackle nearby. Looking over, they saw him peeing into a drinking fountain.

"Well, I better go talk him down." Jeena sighs out. "I'm in charge this weekend since our parents are out of town." She all but storms over to her brother at this point. "Stop washing yourself in the drinking fountain."

At this point, Woodie and Mondo saw Wadska washing his bare naked ass in the flowing water. "I will when they install a bidet~"

'Note to self,' Thought Woodie. 'Don't use that drinking fountain ever again.'

The afro-blonde was knocked out of his thoughts by his friend. "Dude, did you hear that? All my virginity-losing fantasies start with, "My parents are out of town," and end with, "Mondo, you're the best lover I've ever had. Here's a sandwich." I've got to get into that house."

"Too bad you're not from planet Wadska." Woodie looks back seeing Jeena doing her best in prying her brother away from the drinking fountain. A bit of saving grace came to her in the form of Naruto with sanitation gloves with a face mask. He asked her briefly for assistance. Once getting compliance, Naruto pulls out a disinfectant spray bottle, spriteses Wadska causing him to hiss and let go. This all happened before the school's janitor came over to begin cleaning it. "He spends every night with her."

A metaphorical lightbulb appears over Mondo's head, having him grasp onto the hem of Woodie's shirt. "That's it. Wadska's the key. Oh, if your nose weren't so phallic, I'd kiss you."

In science class, the students were working through a potato battery assignment. Things were simple enough for the assigned partners. However, Wadska went a bit… too much. As in he was trying to make a time machine out of a makeshift sled with a large bag of potatoes in the front, serving as the engine.

The spectacled teen was fine tuning his work when he heard someone speak to him. "Hey, Wadska." He glances to see Mondo and Woodie before him. "Is that a time machine?"

Wadska pulls the lever of his device, having it whirl to life. However, it was short lived as it basically blew up and crumbled into a smoking wreck.

"...Nope." He says, deadpanned look on his face..

"Anyway, Woodie and I were talking, and we realized we hardly ever hang out with you outside of school. We thought it would be awesome to have a sleepover. Unfortunately, my house is being, uh, bug-bombed and Woodie's house is-"

"Going under renovations… again." the afro blonde said with a deep sigh.

"Again?" was the question response of the portly teen.

"It's complicated. Mostly due to a fire." Woodie says with a shrug as his sister had set a section of one of the living rooms on fire when doing a photoshoot for her show.

"...So, I'm not sure where we can have it." Mondo states vaguely as he tries to achieve his goal.

The spectacled teen snorts out a laugh. "I see exactly where this is going."

Mondo feels a nervous creep up his spine. "You do?"

Wadska pokes him a bit. "The sad, fat, little new kid wants to sleep over at my house and gain some popularity points! Well, you're in luck! My parents are away for the weekend." He says joyfully.

The portly teen exhales a sigh of relief. The energetic kid didn't see through his initial intention. "Really?" Says Mondo, rather exaggeratedly.

"Yes, we can do whatever we want to do." Suddenly the science lab gets dark for a moment with Wadska's face highlighted dramatically. "Unspeakable things." he adds ominously causing Mondo and Woodie to gulp.

"Who turned out the lights?" Asks the teacher.

"Sorry, my bad." one of the students admits from the side of the room as he stops leaning against the dimmer switch.

The classroom lights went back on as everything seemed relatively normal.

"Sounds perfect." Says Mondo.

"And a little creepy." Comments Woodie.

"Excellent." Wadska gets behind the two, wrapping his arms around them. "Then it's a three-way-sleep-date."

"Or we can call it something else." Woodie says with a slightly frightened tone.

The spectacled teen rolls his eyes in annoyance. "Oh, fine." He walks around them. "Then a three-man fun-gasm it is!" He waves them goodbye. "See you later, genitals!"

"Wadska! Clean up your mess!" Called out the teacher, pointing to the ruined attempt of a time machine.

"...Okay, I'll see you after this." Wadska grumbles out as he begrudgingly begins cleaning up his failed potato powered time-machine.

Back with the two friends, Woodie glares at Mondo slightly. "For the record, I have not agreed to participate in any sleepover."

"Dude, I need you to occupy Wadska so I can hang out with Jeena." Mondo reasons as Woodie being at the sleepover was essential for his plans to get closer to Jeena.

"Fine," Woodie relents, "I will be your wingman on two conditions: One, you have to wax my board for a month. And two, I get to feel your chesticles." He cracks his fingers slightly before wiggling them about. "It may be as close as I'm going to get to a girl for a while and I want to try out some new moves I've been working on."

"Seriously?" Mondo asks in disbelief at the latter request.

"Oh yeah. Besides, who knows when Naruto will finally relent in giving me pointers." The afro blonde says with a shake of his head and a shrug as Naruto was still refusing to do so.

Hugging himself slightly, Mondo groans. "Alright, fine." he says in acceptance of the deal.

Woodie takes his hand and shakes it. "Pleasure doing business with you. Slut." he says walking away and muttering the last part to himself as it kinda was true given what Mondo agreed to.

(Sunset)

Walking out of his home, Mondo slings on his backpack before heading towards his chained up bike.

"Aren't you excited? First sleepover in the new town?" Says Babs, walking him out while taking out the trash.

"It's not that big of a deal, mom. It's just Wadska's." Mondo says with a sigh at his mother making a big deal out of the whole thing.

"Of course it is, my little cherub. Good luck… with Jeena." She says with a wink.

Mondo smiles a bit before hopping onto his bike and taking off.

Seeing her son off, she hears the whirring sound of a motorized scooter. Glancing over, she saw her neighbor and landlord Ms. Teets. "Sweet evening, Babs. You're looking foxy as always." the morbidly obese woman says as she rides over to the mother.

"Oh, hey Ms. Teets," Babs says with a smile at her landlord and one of the teachers of her son.

"We're not in school and it's not a parent/teacher conference, sweetie. Call me Voneeta." Teets says with a slight laugh that causes her fat rolls to jiggle a bit.

"Okay, Voneeta. I'll have your rent check first thing on Monday." Babs gives her a smile. "Thanks again for giving us a reasonable price on such a nice place."

Voneeta waves her off. "Oh, hush your suckhole, sweetie. Us young, attractive, sexually progressive women have to look out for each other." She moves slightly in order to spot something on the property. Like a familiar motorcycle on the driveway or a mop of blonde hair from the window. "Say, is Naruto around?"

"Nah, he's got some stuff to take care of tonight so he couldn't come over." Babs says before giving Voneeta a look. "You need him for something?" she asks, wondering why the woman would ask about him.

"No, just curious. Just used to seeing him here on occasions." Teets says with a shrug.

This is true in several aspects. After Naruto and Babs got together, the whiskered blonde sometimes comes over to the Brando residence. This is mostly due to Babs inviting him over to dinner so he won't eat alone most nights. Another would be of her having her rocked hard on some occasions while Mondo was hanging out with Woodie.

Unbeknownst to them, they were getting spied upon quite often by Bab's landlord. Her having been enjoying the show from what she can manage to witness with her binoculars.

The heavyweight woman turns her scooter around to get back into her home. "Alright. Well, ta-ta. Better let you go. And get your freak-end started, sister-girl."

"I'm actually staying in tonight." the mother says with a shrug.

Babs had to step back when Ms. Teets suddenly sped forward. "That's surprising. You've gone out the last four Fridays in a row. Three in that little low-cut black dress before hopping on Naruto's bang machine." Voneeta sees the perplexed look on Babs' face. "I'm guessing, and I was referring to his motorcycle honey."

"Yeah, I'm taking the night off." The Jersey Milf shrugs. "You know, with Mondo gone and Naruto busy, I actually have a fighting chance of cleaning this place for one without Naruto's help" she says.

This was somewhat true. Naruto does help clean up her place. A means of repayment of the times they sleep together in her bedroom before he has to sneak out so Mondo won't catch them.

"Must be nice to have choices." Laments Ms. Teets. "For me, Friday night means reruns of Wife Swap and a lean pocket. I don't even bother defrosting them anymore. After that, I call the community college radio station and dedicate a Carrie Underwood song to myself, just to pretend there's someone out there who cares about me. Then I cry into my pillow and pass out. If I'm lucky, I wake up and it's Monday." the obese woman says depressingly describing her usual routine of weekend plans.

'Damn, She really knows how to guilt trip someone.' Babs thought out of sympathy as that was the saddest thing she had ever heard.

"So anyhoo…" Teets says suddenly before making to leave.

Babs sees her landlord whirl her scooter around when she calls out to her. "Wait." This got Ms. Teets to halt. "You know what, Voneeta? Why don't we have a girl's night out?"

"Really?" was the hopeful response of the teacher as she suddenly stopped her scooter.

"Yeah. We'll be like a couple of Sex in the City girls." Babs says with a wide grin wanting to be nice and help the woman shake up her depressing routine.

This got Voneeta to smile. "Okay, I'll go. Everyone says I'm just like Samantha. But without that mannish voice."

"Hmm, right." Babs remarks with an unbelieving look on her face.

This got the overweight woman to be rather giddy with excitement. "Oh, fantastic, I'll wear my "do me" muumuu."

"Great." Babs ponders slightly. "Wonder what I should wear." she says to herself trying to think of what outfit she would wear given how a number of them were currently in her dirty clothes hamper from some of her recent 'date nights' with Naruto. "Mmm it's going to be a miracle if I get my skin-tight cocktail dress clean after the wild night we had… I already know the sexy little g-string panties I wore are a lost cause from our combined juices.' she thinks to herself while biting her lip slightly recalling a few details of the night.

"The low-cut black dress!" Voneeta blurts out in a demanding tone, snapping Babs out of her thoughts, before trying to appear unsure. "Or something else. Like that red outfit with slits on the sides." She coughs into her hand. "It's all really the same to me." She smiles a bit more… off putting. "But wear them."

(Wadska Residence)

Pulling onto the driveway, Naruto turns off his motorcycle and pulls off his helmet. With it not obscuring his vision anymore, the whiskered blonde checked the house number before seeing the address he had on his phone.

"This is the place." he says to himself.

Grabbing his messenger bag from his ride, he walked to the front door and rang the doorbell. However, the moment he pressed it, he saw the front door creek open with an odd sinister cackle filling the air as fog seeped out into the open.

"Welcome best friends from school-" a voice says from the darkness.

"Wadska?" Calls out the whiskered blonde interrupting Wadska mid intro.

Whatever activity was going on ceased. Lights turned on along with the fog machine stopped producing… well… fog. Moments later, the spectacled teen walked out wearing a gymnastics leotard.

"Naruto. What are you doing here?" Wadska asks with a raised eyebrow at the blonde on his doorstep.

"Your sister asked me to come over for a tutoring session." Naruto reveals raising an eyebrow right back at the shorts teen.

"Ah right. She said something about that earlier." The spectacled teen shrugs. "She's upstairs in her room. Last one on the left."

"Thanks." Naruto gave him a curious look. "Were you expecting someone else?" he asks as it seemed like the teen had something going on.

"Yes, Mondo and Woodie are coming over for a three-man fun-gasm~" Wadska titters out with a wide grin.

"...I'll leave you with your fun." Naruto remarks after a moment of processing what he just heard and not knowing what else to say.

"Thank you~"

Being allowed to explore the residence, Naruto saw it was relatively. Nothing out of the ordinary of it, aside from what family photos he saw in the foyer of Wadska looking out of the ordinary in each one.

Soon enough, he made his way upstairs and followed the short directions Wadska gave him.

He found Jeena's bedroom cracked open with him hearing her voice on the other side. He knocks but didn't receive any answer.

Carefully, he opens it up more, allowing Naruto to hear her singing.

"Let the rain fall down

And wake my dreams

Let it wash away

My sanity

'Cause I want to feel the thunder

I wanna scream

Let the rain fall down

I'm coming clean-"

Somewhat distracted by her singing, Naruto soon realized something else. Among the lyrics he couldn't quite place the song towards, he heard the sounds of a shower. Looking over to the other side of the bedroom, another door was opened showing Jeena's bathroom. And further in, the whiskered blonde saw Jeena's silhouette as she showered.

"This is slightly awkward." Naruto mutters to himself.

Wanting to make his presence known, he walks over to the bathroom door and knocks.

Upon hearing the loud rapping on her bathroom door, Jeena stops singing and speaks out. "Wadska, what did I tell you-"

"Uh, Jeena. It's me, Naruto." The blonde says with a sweatdrop at the situation. Naruto can already picture her shocked face on the other side of the shower curtain. He would've seen her expression when she peaked her head out from it. However, he was facing away so as to respect her privacy.

"N-N-Naruto? Wh-Why are you in my room?" Jeena asks, stuttering a bit at the embarrassing situation.

"Your brother told me to come up here." Was his response. "Didn't know you were showering. I'm sorry."

She practically fumbles in her speech. "I-I d-didn't know you were coming over so soon." she says as that's why she was taking a shower at the moment. She wanted to look her best for when he came over.

"You did ask me to come at-" The blonde tries to say only to be interrupted.

"L-Let me at least dry off and change first!" Jeena quickly stutters out.

He nods and exits her bedroom so she can have her privacy to change.

In the meantime, Jeena got out of the shower and began drying off as quickly as possible.

'Dammit! Why did I take too long?... Right I just HAD to get a little distracted with cleaning a specific area… while thinking about Naruto shirtless at the beach this morning.'

This thought and a few others roamed her mind as she was doing her best to present herself to the whiskered blonde.

Earlier today, she asked Naruto if he could help tutor her for some upcoming tests. While she hasn't had any difficulties in the Health Class, she was having some troubles in others. She was really happy to hear he accepted her request in coming over tonight. However she was more nervous about making a better impression towards him.

For you see, she was developing quite the crush on Naruto as of late.

This began on the first handful of days of him being the TA for Ms. Teets' class. While she was attentive, her mind occasionally drifted off to the whiskered blonde. How handsome and charming he is. His apparent commanding presence, after his display of having Turk back down. He was even a good tipper whenever he came over to Tiki Tako.

Jeena even went out of her way to chat with him whenever possible. Just to have some light conversation and asking for some help/input on some issues she had as of late. Before long, she had decided to take a possible next step and mustered up the courage to ask him out… to help tutor her.

Sure, it ain't asking him out on a date or hanging out with just the two of them, but the purplette thought this was a decent step.

Now one might wonder if she is basically cheating on her boyfriend. Here's the thing… Her relationship with Turk has been on and off for a while now, given Turk wasn't taking it seriously as she had hoped. In fact -if Jeena was being honest with herself- she was actively considering finally calling it quits with Turk for good. A small part of this was due to her increasing crush on Naruto who was basically everything Turk wasn't in her eyes. However the big reason for her consideration was simply that Turk had been pressuring her to have sex with him for some time now despite her not wanting to take that step yet.

As for why she was taking a shower so late… or rather so long… it was due to her having gotten a little preoccupied when washing below her waist. She had ended up imagining some naughty tutoring session of him taking her in her room as a reward for doing a good job for the test prep.

After what felt like an agonizing hour -more like five-ish minutes- Jeena went to her bedroom door and opened it up. "Sorry it took so long." She said to her secret crush.

He smiles a bit, seeing her now dressed in a simple t-shirt and jean shorts while her hair was somewhat tamped. "No problem at all." was Naurto's response as he sets his bag down and the two begin the tutoring session.

(Meanwhile…)

"Huh. Naruto's here." Says Woodie, seeing his former babysitter's motorcycle in the driveway.

"Did he get invited to Wadska's sleepover as well?" Mondo asks, wondering why the blonde TA would be at Wadska and Jeena's house.

"I doubt that." Woodie says with a shrug as while Wadska didn't seem to have any issues with Naruto he doubted that the short teen would randomly invite him to the sleepover without telling the two.

Walking up the walkway to the front door, Mondo was practically voicing his giddiness. "I can't believe we're about to enter Jeena's house." He says with a smile. "She sleeps here. She showers naked here."

"She also poops here." Woodie says dryly.

"I know!" Mondo replies excitedly with a grin that causes Woodie to quirk and eyebrow at the response. Ringing the doorbell, Mondo didn't expect the front door to creek open. Both he and Woodie heard a sinister laughter coming from the house with fog seeping out. Against their better judgment, the two teens entered the residence.

"Welcome best friends from school."

Suddenly being creeped out, Woodie decided this wasn't worth it. He turned around to get outside, only to have the front door suddenly close.

"That was the wind."

"Bullshit!" Woodie yells out in fright though all he got in response was the evil cackle in the air.

"I'll be with you in a minute. Make yourself at home." Woodie and Mondo make their way into the living room where their faces were soon smacked by some hanging magazines. "We have premium cable and various heterosexual magazines."

This was true, having a few Playboys to Sport Illustrated issues being seen. They would've been appreciated more if the two teens were disturbed by what's happening.

The lights suddenly turned on, having Mondo and Woodie be momentarily blinded. A moment later, music began to play with Wadska rushing in wearing a gymnastic leotard while holding up a pair of ribbons. After performing some little routine with them and landing on the coffee table, the spectacled teen pulled out a dove from… somewhere. Before either Mondo or Woodie could question it, they were horrified upon seeing the dove be tossed into the rotating fan above where it suddenly exploded in feathers and blood.

"Nailed it!" Wadska says gleefully. "Now that the bird has died in vain, we can commence the greatest sleepover of your lives."

"You gotta admit he really commits." Mondo comments.

Wadska stepped towards them with a smile. "We have a lot to do. Follow me."

The two teens complied, following Wadska upstairs and went down the hallway on the right.

"Welcome to my bedroom, aka, Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium."

Mondo and Woodie glanced about, seeing a number of things sprawled about in decorating Wadska's bedroom. There were a pair of hand-styled chairs, posters about various sciences, an art desk with various crude drawings, several skeletal models, space models, a lab set, a lotion bottle next to a box of tissues, several pieces of clothing sprawled on the floor. All this and more was present from what the two teens could see upon a simple glance. On the second glance, they saw a hazmat outfit in one corner and a Pedobear tucked into another.

This didn't really sit well with Woodie, having him voice an excuse. "I just realized, I'm not sleepy."

The afro blonde would've ran out if it weren't for Mondo catching him before he made the attempt and shoved him onto the hand-styled chairs.

"I should tell you I lost track of my baby rattlesnake a few weeks ago." Wadska admits, much to the growing worry of his two guests. "I'm pretty sure he's dead by now, but if not, no worries. You'll have three hours before your nervous system completely shuts down."

As he walks away, Woodie made another attempt of running away, which had Mondo grab him once more.

Wadska came back with a pair of walkie talkies. "Now, these are used in case of emergencies or if you don't know what room someone is in." This earned him a perplexed look from the pair. "Now, tonight, I'm gonna blow you both-!" He saw their horrified looks, which had them scrunch or close their legs. "Let me finish- Away!" The spectacled teen hands them a document. "I have created a schedule of activities to maximize man-on-man-on-man joy and raise our best-friendship to another level."

Glancing over the schedule, something quickly popped out amongst a number of confusing activities listed. "What's 'chipmunking'?" Woodie asks warily, having never heard of it before.

"Patience." Was Wadska's quick response. "You will find out at closing ceremonies, if you can last that long." He turns around and makes his way to another room that appears to have several locks on it. "I'll be back. I'm going to slip into something more powerful."

The moment Wadska opened the door, Woodie and Mondo saw a dark room that was oddly brightened by a glass tank that had a naked human inside of it.

"What's in that room?" Woodie quickly asks in a fearful tone.

"Just a closet." Wadska responded to Woodie's question, all before closing and locking the door.

"Now that's not unsettling at all." was the afro blonde's response rapidly starting to question his decision to go along with the deal he made with Mondo.

"Hey, look, we made it to his hero wall." Mondo says fondly upon noticing a wall and pointing at it.

Glancing over, Woodie saw a number of framed photos with Wadska being with several celebrities. One had Michael Jackson, another had Heath Ledger in his Joker costume to name a few. Lastly it had him and Mondo oddly thrown into the mix. A sense of dread filled the afro-blonde as he jumped to conclusions.

"This isn't a hero wall. It's a hitlist. Wadska is the messenger of Death, and we're his next victims." Woodie whispers in terror.

"I'm coming out of the closet~" They heard Wadska's voice coming from the walkie-talkie.

The closet door burst open, revealing Wadska in some cardboard machination on the top half while the bottom had him wear moon-bounce boots attached to a pair of sealed up buckets.

"Ladies and gentle-ladies, it is time for our first activity," Wadska pulls out a large paintball gun from the back of his cardboard suit. "Pandora paintball!" Seeing all this, Woodie and Mondo began quivering in their spots. "But I only have one Avatar amp suit and one paintball gun. So I will be the Hunter and you will be my Na'vi prey~~" He then aims the paintball gun right at them. "RUN!"

The two guests bolt out of Wadska's room as he began firing the paintball rounds, having them explode and spread upon impact. Mondo continued going down the upstairs hallway while Woodie broke off and went downstairs.

Needing a spot to hide, Mondo grabbed onto the next room his hand reached and snagged the handle once coming to a skidding halt. He swiftly opened and closed the door as he was slightly a panting mess.

"Now with that out of the way, we can focus on-" Naruto says before stopping as he and Jeena hear her bedroom door close.

"Mondo? What are you doing here?" Jeena asks, wondering why the portly teen had come into her room.

Blinking, Mondo turned around and saw Jeena sitting at her desk with Naruto seated beside her. Their attention was away from what was focused before and now placed on him.

For the briefest of moments, the portly teen's eyes practically went everywhere to see the light purple wallpaper to the white furniture to the various decorations sprawled about. The blood rushed elsewhere into his body, given his panting state… and upon seeing what is clearly a pair of Jeena's panties and one of her bras barely hidden underneath her bed. As a result, he couldn't exactly process one thing.

"Where am I?" Asks Mondo.

"This is my bedroom." Was Jeena's response. "What are you doing here?"

The portly teen clears his throat in nervousness. "Sorry, I was just looking for a place to hide. Wadska's running around with a gun, hunting us."

Naruto gives Jeena an odd look. "When you said your brother has his quirks, never would've thought he'd do that."

"He has a lot that's hard to track… It is a paintball gun… right?" Jeena asks Mondo hoping that was the case and she didn't have a repeat of the 'Clown Incident' on her hands. The teen girl still had no idea how her parents convinced that poor man to drop the charges against Wadska for what her brother did to him.

"Yeah. So I don't know about you, but you should probably take cover if he decides to come in here." Mondo says quickly as he didn't want to see Jeena get roped into Wadska's hunt.

Instead of being worried, Jeena laughs. "I'll be safe. He loves his sister." In an odd display, she pulls out a small handgun from her desk drawer. "And he don't want to get got." She says, pulling back the chamber to have a paintball round to pop out, only for it to be caught.

"...That's hot." Naruto says suddenly as she caught it as it flew through the air.

"What?/What?" Jeena and Mondo says nearly in synch.

"What?" Naruto asks in confusion, not realizing what he had said.

While Mondo didn't really catch the response, Jeena did and blushes slightly.

"So… uh… what are you two doing?" Mondo asks, hoping to change the subject.

Naruto coughs a little, somewhat thankful for the slight change of topic. "I'm here tutoring Jeena. She asked to help prep her for a few tests."

"Really? If so, anything I should know for Ms. Teet's class?" Mondo asks as he had actually been having some trouble with that class in particular given the subject matter… and how his mind would drift to fantasizing about Jeena mixed with some of what was talked about in class.

Before Naruto could give out any response-

*DING DONG*

"Would you mind answering that?" Jeena suddenly asks the portly teen.

Hearing this request from Jeena, Mondo gives her a suave smile. "Surely."

Seeing him walk out of the bedroom, Naruto turns to the purplette. "Are you expecting someone?" he asks.

"Not that I know of." Jeena remarks with a shake of her head as she had made sure to clear any potential interruptions for tonight.

"Order any food?" Naruto asks.

"Nope, though I don't know if my brother did." Jeena admits as she wouldn't put it past Wadska to order an insane amount of take-out food… again.

"Right."

Back downstairs, Mondo made it to the front door and opened it. There he saw Turk bent down with his ass in the air and his pants down. In his hands was a boombox playing the song 'Roses' from Heavy Young Heathens. To top it all off, Turk had a rose literally sticking out of his ass.

"Hey, babe. How's this for romance?" Turk with his eyes closed and his head between his legs.

Mondo screams in disgust. "Why do you have a rose in your ass?!"

Hearing someone else at the door, Turk opened his eyes and saw who was there. He pauses the music with one hand, puts down the boombox all before pulling out the rose out of his ass. Though there was some discomfort, given the rose actually had thorns on the stem and he had literally stuck it up his ass.

"Why are you staring at my ass, Prop 8?" Turk questions the portly teen. "And what are you doing here?"

"Uh… having a sleepover with Wadska." Mondo remarks with a deadpan look on his face.

This got a chuckle out of Turk. "That sounds super awesome." He says sarcastically. "If 'awesome' meant 'gay', and 'super' meant… 'super'." This got Mondo to eyeroll him on the bad attempt, which Turk notices and snaps. "Where's Jeena?!"

"Oh, you're not gonna want to hang out with her tonight." Mondo would've said something about a tutoring session, yet he ends up fumbling in the end and says something else. "She caught a terrible… period." He says, jabbing his finger to the large splatter of red paint on the wall.

Turk walks past the portly teen and takes a sniff out of it. "NIce try, Chode. That's paint." He then grabs Mondo from the scruff of his shirt. "I'll show you some blood. It's your face's time of the month."

Before Turk could let loose the punch, he felt his arm being grasped from behind.

"Probably yours with you having mouth diarrhea, Turk." a stern voice says from behind him.

Looking back, Turk saw Naruto holding him back.

"The hell are you doing here?" the bully asks, narrowing his eyes at the blonde.

"Tutoring Jeena." was Naruto's response, the blonde even gaining a bit of a smirk as he saw the teen grit his teeth in annoyance.

Before Turk could speak back, he and the others heard Jeena speak.

"Oh, is that for me?" Says the purplette as she was walking down the stairs and spotted the rose in Turk's hand. "That's sweet. The first rose you've given me that didn't come out of your ass."

Before Turk could say anything, given he was trying to give her a suave smile-

"It did."

The smile turned into a scowl when he heard Mondo blurt this out.

"...He does that often, doesn't he." Naruto states, which Jeena gives out an embarrassed nod. "Oh those poor flowers." he adds with a shake of his head.

"No one asked you." Growls out Turk.

"I wasn't asking. I was more or less stating. There's a difference." Mondo says with a shrug and a noticeable grin on his face at having thrown Turk under the bus so to speak.

"Whatever." Turk growls out with a roll of his eyes.

"Since you're here, I could tutor you as well, Turk." Naruto offered. "I heard from the other teachers you're not doing so hot in their classes."

The bully scrunched his face slightly, weighing his options.

If he refused and left, he'd leave a bad impression with Jeena. If he stayed, he'd have to deal with the annoying TA, but at least score points with his girlfriend.

Reluctantly, Turk accepted the offer.

"Great." Naruto turned to Jeena. "Have a better place in mind instead of your bedroom?"

Turk was quickly peeved when learning the whiskered TA was in Jeena's bedroom for god knows how long. This reaction was ignored by Jeena, who nodded and ushered the two male teens to follow her to the backyard.

Left all alone now, Mondo didn't know what to do now. However, the universe seemed to solve this issue. For a split moment later, Mondo was blasted by some paintballs from out of nowhere, which came from Wadska coming in from another room.

"Target destroyed." Wadska cackles aloud, moving from one room into the next.

As the portly teen recovered, he was blasted by some more. This time it all came from Woodie who was covered primarily in blue paint and his afro-hair was tied back and covered in various other paints.

"I found another gun." Woodie giggled out, more nervous when seeing how peeved Mondo was now. "Sorry."

(Tiki Tako)

With it being the weekend, the Polynesian bar got rather busy with Tang going all over the place in serving the customers. Babs looked on in seeing it, briefly wondering if she should clock in, work and get some tip money. But had to remind herself she was having girls night with her neighbor and landlady.

"Damn, not a lot of sex options up in here." Says Vonetta, who was currently sipping from six straws coming from a large punch bowl of a mixed drink. Her eyes drifting to a whole lot of people who were trying, succeeding and failing in getting lucky tonight.

"What about Lonnie?" Asks the Jersey Milf, pointing to the stage where Lonnie was playing from the ukulele.

"I had that fool. But he wasn't quite, you know, man enough for me." Teets says with a roll of her eyes.

Looking back to Vonetta, Babs saw her hold out her arms to show a particular distance between them. She gave a perplexed look in response to seeing the rough foot long space. "Well, that doesn't look very small."

"Oh, my arms only go this close. Haven't clapped in years… well my hands that is." Vonetta says with a wink.

Tang soon came to their table with food in her hand. "Pupu platter for six?"

Seeing it placed down, Vonetta got rather peeved. "I said for eight. What the fuck?" She complained as Tang took away the empty punch bowl. "But I guess this will have to do." As she dug in, Ms. Teets saw Bab's expression. "Alas, I'm probably always gonna be single. It's no secret why." She lets loose a belch. "Homegirl can't commit." Some food falls down onto her cocktail printed dress, making her feel annoyed more. "I go pupu on my "do me" muumuu."

Babs was sipping from her drink before setting it down to pick up a napkin. "Oh, it's just a little stain, honey. Let me help-"

"Oh, it's not that." Vonetta interrupts, her voice breaking. "Who am I kidding? I know it seems like I've got it all: sex ed teacher-"

"Health teacher." Babs corrects her.

"-income rental property, Kardashian booty." The heavyset woman sniffles. "But the truth is, Babs… I'm very lonely."

The Jersey woman gives her a sympathetic look. She couldn't help but compare what went on in her end for the longest time. Her not having a romantic partner for the longest time, who made her happy. Babs never knew if she'd be lucky in finding one, until Naruto came into her life. A wave of determination soon hit her, making her say, "You poor thing. You know, I'm going to make it my personal quest to find you a good guy tonight."

"Thanks, Babs."

Nodding, the Milf looks at the food platter and reaches out. "Hey, can I get some of-"

This request was basically denied when a fork came down and stabbed some of the food. "Order your own, bitch!" Babs recoiled her hand with worry, but kept a shaky smile as Vonetta chuckles. "Just kidding. But get your own."

(?)

Groaning awake, Mondo was outright confused with what's happening.

'Am I in some sort of basement?' Was Mondo's whirling thought. 'And why is there a key on a string coming from the ceiling?'

All Mondo recalled was him and Woodie having to take a shower to wash off the paint while their clothes are put into the washer. In the meantime, they'd have to wear swim trunks Wadska oddly provided for them in their right sizes.

Before realizing it, Mondo was knocked out all before waking up here.

In a fit of panic, Mondo got up in a seated position and realized his wrists were cuffed. He felt a pair of swimmer goggles on his face and him sitting inside of a kiddy pool. Beside him was Woodie, who was in a similar state.

"Woodie, wake up." Mondo spoke aloud.

This helped rouse the afro-blonde awake, who was groaning in turn. "Hmm… Where are we?" He soon became attentive with paranoia coming out soon after.

"Hello again, best friends." Mondo and Woodie looked over, seeing a flatscreen TV flicker on revealing Wadska in a Billy the Puppet attire. With the stark white mask with red spirals on the cheeks with a black tailored suit with a red bowtie. To complete the appearance and intimidation, he even had a voice modulator. "Don't be alarmed."

"Too late for that."

Wadska ignored the jab and continued on. "I assure you-you are both in possession of your original kidneys and your unconscious bodies were not violated by anyone outside of this residence." Hearing this made the two guests more worried of what Wadska did to them. "It is time for our next activity! Suspended above each-"

Out of nowhere, the videofeed began to fritz and break up.

"Damn it! Son of a-" *TZWZZZZ* "THIS FU-THING-BALLS!" *TZWZZZZ* "Every damn time! UGH!" Things appeared relatively normal now with no interruptions and problems. "Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. Suspended above-" *TZWZZZZ* "MOTHER-" *TZWZZZZ* "DAMN IT-" *TZWZZZZ* "PIECE OF-"

Whatever form of intimidation and suspense Wadska was trying to instill in them no longer took effect, given the spectacled teen was flipping his lid over technical difficulties.

Some seconds later, Wadska was no longer in the video feed as he opened a door nearby and peaked out. He wasn't even speaking in the Billy the Puppet voice, but his own. "Suspended above each of you is your key to freedom. However, taking said key will cause the tub of poisonous spiders, centipedes and worms to spill down on your comrade. You have sixty seconds. That's all."

Upon closing the door, the two guests saw a timer on the flatscreen TV appear and count down.

"Woodie," began Mondo, "you know you're my best bud and all, but I need to get Turk out of here so I can get with Jeena."

This was somewhat debatable with Naruto present, given the TA was tutoring his crush. So the whiskered blonde was rather okay in the Jersey teen's book. Turk, however, was a different story.

All this got upon Mondo's request was an annoyed glance from the afro-blonde. He was quick to relent, but gave his portly friend an ultimatum. "Fine, but it's unlimited chesticles, under the shirt, bare skin to bare skin."

"Done."

Mondo was rather quick to accept the offer before standing up and snagging the key to his cuffs.

"You seriously have no self-esteem." Woodie says with a surprised look on his face.

As Mondo raced up the stairs, Woodie braced himself for what would be dropped on him from the containers above with the timer swiftly ending with an erratic beep. With the beeping swiftly ending, Woodie looked up to the container with curiosity. "Hmm… I guess Wadska's-"

He was silenced by the container heavily dropping everything onto the afro-blonde.

Outside in the backyard, Naruto's patience was wearing thin. Not because of Jeena, given she was rather focused with what he was helping her with. No, the problem lies with Turk. "Will you put that away, Turk." the blonde says with an annoyed tone.

"Why should I?" Says the punk bully, who was strumming his guitar. "You two should stop being such sticks in the muff."

"There is a thing called business before pleasure." Came Jeena's retort as she hardly glanced up from her school book.

Turk ignored this as kept strumming his guitar. "C'mon. I wrote a song for you. You're gonna love it."

Sighing, Jeena looked away from her book and decided to comply with Turk's request. As for Naruto, he was forced to join her.

"You're a lucky girl, you get to be with me. You got some lucky eyes, cause it's me that you see. My hair, my abs, my rippling pecs. They'd even make god erect. You're a lucky girl, I'd give you me for free. I'm jealous of you, you get to make love with me." Turk sang out with a cocky grin on his face as he strummed his guitar.

The song was slightly flattering in Jeena's opinion. However, it wasn't all that great in Naruto's. Him knowing it was a bad attempt of flattering the purplette in hopes of getting into her jean shorts from what the whiskered blonde could tell.

Opinions differed with an onlooker coming from Wadska's bedroom.

"It's so beautiful." Mondo cried out. "How am I going to compete with that?" The chest he was standing on broke, having Mondo fall through the lid. "UGH! AND WHY AM I SO FAT?!" Upon getting himself out of the broken chest, he saw a camo shirt with a pair of night vision goggles. Before long he formed an idea.

(Tiki Tako)

"How about that guy?" Babs asks, discreetly pointing towards the bar.

Looking over, Vonetta saw the asian street vendor who appeared quite wasted.

"Pass. I'll just be horny an hour later." Ms Teets glances over to the ginger at the bar. "Delicate wrists. It'd be like bouncing a hotdog down a hallway." She then looked towards a bald man at the end of the bar. "No, he's a fat person."

Babs made the herlucian effort to not give her landlady a bland look. She diverted this by looking over near the bar's entrance. "What about that European guy?"

Turning over as best she could, Vonetta saw a fit man with long blonde hair tied back into a ponytail. He was scanning the room while sipping a beer while occasionally swaying his hips.

"Oh, yo-dee-lay-me-never." Teets says with a blank look on her face.

"Why not?" Babs asks with a raised eyebrow not seeing what the obese woman's issue was with the man.

"He's gay." was the reply from said obese woman.

"How could you tell?" Babs asks in genuine curiosity.

"Trust me honey, when you go through as many men as I have you develop a sense for who among them is actually gay." Teets says with a roll of her eyes given how many times men have tried to use the excuse of being gay to get out of her trying to have sex with them.

Before Babs could really question this, two men approached their table.

"Well, hello there, wet dream." Babs turned to focus more on them and saw the one with an opened button-up shirt continue speaking. "I see you're almost done with your drink. How about I get you a freshie?"

Babs could tell what he and his tattooed friend intended. Either one of them attempting to score a pretty woman like her with the lucky chance of double teaming her. She, however, was quick to catch their game and divert the ball into her favor.

"My friend and I always drink together," Babs gestures to herself and Vonetta, "so maybe you both could join us?"

As this was suggested, Vonetta grabbed a lobster on her plate and took a big chunk out of it rather savagely before swallowing said chunk down; shell and all.

"WHOA, WHOA! GOD, NO!" Says the tattooed man before trying to cover up with an excuse. "I-I-I forgot that I'm gay."

"Uh, me too." Said the open shirt man.

Vonetta gave the two men a bland look on their weak excuse. "Prove it." She said challengingly.

The two men turned and looked at each other before glancing back at the heavyset woman, who glared at them now. The men leaned in and barely graced their lips on each other.

"Put your tongues in each other's mouth, and cup each other's trouser sausage bitches." Teets orders with a serious look on her face.

The two men did their best to keep things going, but things quickly ended with them backing away in disgust before jumping out of the nearby window.

"YOU TWO OWE ME A NEW WINDOW, YOU TWO WHITE ASSED PANSIES!" Tang yelled out from the bar. "AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN SKIP TOWN! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"

Seeing the two men flee, Vonetta rolled her eyes while Babs exhaled a tired sigh.

"Looks like we got all strikes and no balls." Ms Teets finishes her lobster before washing it down with the rest of her drink from a straw. "What do you say we go back to my place, open up some cherry wine and take a dip in the hot tub? You know how to work a hydraulic lift, right?"

She did know how to work one from a previous job, but this was besides the point.

"Hang on, Babs Brando does not give up that easily."

This was true… on several occasions. With her many jobs in the past, she was a damn hard worker and exceeded where it counted. In the bedroom, many of her past lovers couldn't outlast her, given her pride and all that. Yet Naruto made that rather difficult as he always outlasted her.

Back to the present case, Babs didn't want to fail finding her landlady a man to sleep with for the night.

Whirling about in her seat, she spotted someone at the far end of the bar. A skinny spectacled man who was offering a fire-covered shot to a pretty blonde. All he got in the end was her dumping its contents on his head, having his brown hair be set ablaze.

Being quick on her feet, Babs poured the rest of her drink onto the man's head to quench the flames.

"Ah, thanks." the man says in gratitude for being doused before the fire started to burn him.

"Hmm, rough one, huh?" Babs remarks with a sympathetic look at the man as she had to admit what the woman did was uncalled for. Hell it put some of the rejections a couple of her gal pals back in Jersey did to shame and that says something given how they're Jersey Girls.

"They don't have to set me on fire. They could just say 'no'." The spectacled man ran his hand through his hair, having it slick back in the process while showing his downtrodden look. "Oh, well."

Seeing this, an idea quickly formed in the Jersey woman's mind. "How would you feel about coming home… with me and my friend?"

She gestures her head over to Vonetta, having the spectacled man look in seeing her pull out a shrimp tucked away in her breast fold, all before Tang handed her the check.

"So… let me get this straight. To get to the princess, I have to go through Bowser." the man asks her just to be sure of what was being offered.

While Babs would never sleep with this guy, as she's faithful now to her young boyfriend, she'd let the man play around with the possible idea and not be in the know so all she did was give a vague response. "More or less, yeah."

(Wadska Residence)

"Seriously, Turk, we need to study." Jeena says with a sigh starting to get fed up with his constant distractions instead of being focused on studying.

"We need to be in a relaxed state in order to soak up the information." Turk responds from beside her as they sit against the tree in the backyard with his arm around his shoulder trying to stealthily and slowly head towards her breast to cop a feel.

"There is a time and place for that, Turk. And clearly it ain't here and now." Naruto says sternly as he stealthily flicks a pebble at the teen's hand right before it reaches the goal that was Jeena's breast. The stinging sensation of the pebble hitting his hand resulted in Turk removing the arm attached to it from around Jeena's shoulder.

During all this, Mondo was sneaking through the bushes and foliage without drawing attention to himself. Getting to a nozzle connected to a hose, he let it loose. As a result, the attached sprinkler went off, spraying Jeena, Turk and Naruto. Mondo pumped his fist a little in mild celebration. Not because of breaking things up as intended, given Naruto was already doing it for him. No, what he got in a manner was him getting to see Jeena's boobs through her soaked shirt.

"Whoa~ Wet t-shirt contest." Turk calls out with a lewd grin as he stares at the teen girl's soaked chest which clearly shows her purple bra and the top of breasts.

Jeena quickly covered herself with her textbook while glaring at Turk. "Grow up." she remarks in annoyance and slight embarrassment at Naruto potentially having seen her chest as well.

Despite soaked and annoyed, Naruto focused more on the issue at hand. "If you're not taking this seriously, you need to leave" he says to the bully.

"Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do?" Turk questions getting into his face and trying to act tough.

"You should go." Was what the purplette said, walking back into the house.

"You heard the lady." Says Naruto, grabbing Turk by the arm and giving him an unsettling smile. "Now let me show you the door." Turk screamed as he was thrown into the air and landed across the property with a tumble. Closing the door, Naruto dusts his hands. "That takes care of that."

"Did you really have to do that?" Asked Jeena, having poked her head back out when she heard Turks scream.

"He was asking for it." was the blonde's response in addition to him shrugging uncaringly.

Jeena couldn't help but nod as she knew Turk had it coming to him at some point. Though for it to be done to such extreme… well…it was debatable if it was satisfying or not. "Let's go to my bedroom so I can change." she says before fully entering the house again.

"You sure?" Naruto asks, following after her but not getting a response.

As this went on, Mondo felt satisfaction in seeing the bully leave in such a manner. But with that obstacle down, he had another in mind now. Him being conflicted in wanting Naruto to leave as well. However, his hormones got the better of him, having to not think with his head but instead thought with his penis.

Seeing Naruto and Jeena get back into the latter's room from outside, Mondo got to the powerbreaker and saw taped up labels. Flipping the switch to Jeena's bedroom, he saw the power go off. This went well at first, up until he saw some small lights flicker. Curious, he pulled out a pair of binoculars and saw Jeena lighting up a number of candles on the windowsill.

"Balls." Mutters Mondo before seeing the leafblower near the toolshed.

Climbing up the wall and carefully moving onto the roof, Mondo positioned the leaf blower to the candles. Turning the yard equipment at the lowest setting, he had the candles go out. However, in the process he caused the nearby rose to break apart and spread its petals all over Jeena's bed.

"What's that sound?" Came Naruto's question.

Jeena turned around curiously once finishing lighting up the candles on her desk and saw the rose petals sprawled all over her bedsheets.

"How beautiful." Jeena remarks at the romantic scene displayed in front of her. A scene that if she were to be honest was right out of one of the fantasies she had of Naruto during her shower earlier. Though to be fair in that fantasy they were both wearing far less clothes than they currently were.

"...I didn't do that." Naruto admits not wanting her to get the wrong idea especially with Turk's flirting with her instead of studying, likely still fresh in her mind.

"Really? Then who did?" the purplette asks with a raised eyebrow just getting a shrug from Naruto in response.

Sliding against the wall outside, Mondo muttered "balls" under his breath, feeling defeated that his attempts of being alone with Jeena were failing now.

(Brando Residence)

Inside of Babs' bedroom, the Jersey Milf was setting the mood for Vonetta and the guy they picked up at Tiki Tako. Obviously the spectacled guy was sitting on her bed while Vonetta… sat on her scooter. It wasn't long before she climbed off of it and got onto the bed, causing one side to tip over and have the one guy leap into the air and land on her lap.

"If you smell something, it's not me." Says Ms. Teets. "Little slippery shrimp slipped down there earlier."

The spectacled man was now looking rather unsure that being here was such a good idea.

"Alright… Got a little mood lighting." Says Babs, finishing lighting the last of her scented candles. She went over to her little stereo and turned it on before playing "Screaming in the Pillow" by Chrishan. "Some 'pound sounds', and if you get hungry…" she steps over to a bowl of snacks, "my sex mix, chex mix." She gives the spectacled man a saucy grin before popping some pieces into her mouth. "It's got craisins" she says seductively. 'Mmm mental note make my special sex mix, chex mix next time Naruto and I go on a date… it will drive him wild!' she thinks to herself making a plan to make an even sexier version of the snack.

"You had me at 'pound sounds'." Says Vonetta.

At that moment, Babs did the best impression of imitating her cellphone vibrating by, well, vibrating her throat a little and letting her teeth clink in turn. "Oh, is that my phone?" She says, pulling out her cell from her purse before answering a fake call. "Hello? Oh, my god, my son Mondo is having a heart attack? I should stop what I'm doing no matter how erotic it may be? Yeah, okay, I'll be right over." She puts her phone into her purse and scampers her way out of her bedroom. "Hey, sorry, I gotta go to the hospital."

Vonetta knew the phone call was a dud, but clearly understood Babs' intension. Yet she wasn't going to let this opportunity go to waste.

"I hope her kid's okay."

And it seems the man she's about to sleep with completely bought the fib.

Smirking, Vonetta slaps the man to focus more on her. "Clearly this attempt of a threesome was doomed to fail. But I did take a whole flight of stairs, and you're out $36 on drinks so…" The spectacled man saw Vonetta get up from the bed… after swinging herself up a few times on the momentum. She then turned towards him with a smile that unsettled him. "Let's do this thing."

The heavyset woman pried off her "do me" muumuu and threw it at the man, who gasped in utter fright.

"Oh, and you should really have a safe word."

This was all he got as a warning before the man was tackled by the charging pile of meat.

(Wadska Residence)

In Wadska's room, Mondo and Woodie were utterly exhausted with what they were going through.

After the failed attempt of being alone with Jeena, he reluctantly returned to the activities Waskda had in store for him and Woodie.

Presently, their host was rummaging through a chest labeled "weapons", pulling out several katanas which the two guests were more or less wondering if they were real or duds.

"Does this have anything to do with chipmunking?" Mondo says in a depressed tone at his attempt to spend some time alone with Jeena having backfired.

"Be patient." Says the hyperactive teen, who was presently dressed up as The Bride from Kill Bill. "The time will come." He walks towards them, spinning the swords before presenting the handles right near their hands. "In the meantime, here."

With his patience reaching its limit, Woodie blurts out "No!"

"Huh?" Wadska asks in confusion at the outburst.

"Wadska, why do you always have to be a spaz!" Snaps the afro-blonde. "Can't we just watch a movie, play video games, make crank calls, or break into your parents' liquor cabinet and steal their car like other normal teenage kids?"

Hearing this, Wadska sheathed the katanas and put them back into the "weapons" chest. "Okay, wow." He says, pulling off the blonde wig. "I mean, we could have done all the normal stuff, but I wanted tonight to be extra special." He looks at his guests and explains. "I programmed every event based on your personal interests."

"What are you talking about?" Mondo says exhaustingly. "I got shot in the face with a paintball."

This got the spectacled teen to groan a little in frustration. "What I'm talking- Your favorite movie is Avatar. Anyone can watch it! I let you live it. Shot like a Na'vi trying to protect his tree of souls." He then walks up to Woodie. "And you… your favorite gore franchise is Saw."

"But what about the container full of bugs and worms?" Woodie counters as it was not fun having that dumped on him.

"They're gummi's. It's your favorite candy." To emphasize this, Wadska pulled out several pieces of candy that were still lodged in the afro-blonde's hair, presenting them before slurping and eating them.

"Huh, he's right." Says the portly teen, pulling out a few gummi crawlies and eating them. He then pulled out a gummy worm that was rather long. "This one's so lifelike."

Before Mondo could eat it, Wadska snatched it out of his hand. "I'd rather not eat that one."

"Why not?" The portly teen asks not seeing what the big deal was.

"That's my snake." Wadska states walking over to a dresser that has the snake's tank on it.

Mondo froze in fright when seeing the "gummi worm" move about in Wadska's hand. He stayed like that for several more moments, even after their host put it back into its glass cage.

Digesting all this, Woodie had a new perspective of Wadska. "Whoa, I guess we misjudged you, bro."

"Yeah, you're not really that creepy after all." Mondo says, gaining a slight grin at how thoughtful Wadska actually was.

Wadska smiles softly, grasping his hands together. "All I do… I do for you~"

Hearing the bit of singing thrown into the mix, Woodie gave out the appropriate response. "And we're right back to creepy."

"Duly noted." Wadska admits.

Deciding to have some fun now, Woodie grabbed the sword from the "weapons" chest and had a sword fight with the spectacled teen.

In the meantime, Mondo looked towards the apparent direction of Jeena's room. A thought crossed his mind.

"Hey, I'll be right back." Says Mondo. "I need to take care of something."

Woodie and Wadska nodded their heads before resuming their mock battle for survival.

Walking over to Jeena's room, Mondo knocks on the door. A moment later, it opens up revealing Naruto standing there.

"Hey, Mondo. What's up? Also how's the sleepover going?" the spiky haired blonde asks, wondering what the shorter teen needed and how things were with Wadska and Woodie.

"It's been… alright." Mondo admits after a moment of thinking back on what had happened so far the night.

"How so?" Naruto asks, raising an eyebrow at the portly teens' response.

"Things didn't go as I was expecting." was Mondo's response as he was honestly expecting chaos and a bad time. However to his shock he had actually had fun tonight.

"It never does with him." Jeena says with a tired sigh as her brother was a category 5 hurricane of chaos when it came. "But he does his best in making things memorable for those he cares for. Even if it's rather… over the edge of unnecessariness."

Things were interrupted when the walkie talkie Mondo had on him flared to life.

"Best friend number two, this is best friend number one." Wadska said over the radio. "Closing ceremonies are about to commence. What's your twenty?"

"Wow, he gave you the 'best friend' walkies." Jeena says in amazement from her bed as she looked up from her text book having heard the walkie talkie. "He's had them for, like, eight years, and you're the first friends he's had over to use them."

"Oh, I didn't know that." Mondo says in surprise at the reveal of just what the walkie talkie meant to Wadska.

"Yeah, you guys must mean a lot to him." Jeena says with a smile on her face, happy that her brother despite all his… quirks, had finally managed to find a couple of friends.

Shifting his gaze over from Jeena to the walkie, Mondo wore a soft smile. He didn't know if he'd get friends after moving out West. He was glad he got Woodie. Even Naruto was a good guy who looked after him. But Wadska was something rather unexpected in his book. Pressing the receiver, Mondo spoke into the walkie. "Best friend number two to best friend number one. I'm flying in." Ending the call, he focused back on Jeena and Naruto. "Thanks for the advice, you two."

"No problem./Any time." the two teens say at the same time though they are rather confused by what advice they had given the portly teen.

With Mondo going back to the sleepover, Naruto and Jeena were all alone in her bedroom.

"So are you gonna head out soon?" Jeena asks as the two were nearing the end of their study session.

"Probably, unless you have something else in mind that you need help studying on." Naruto says with a shrug as they had covered the main classes she was struggling a bit with in school. However it didn't mind helping her with the other classes if she wanted his help with those as well.

"Well we could watch this movie Turk dropped." Jeena says holding up a movie case titled 'Beaver Buster' and had a picture of a FBI Agent flanked by a pair of naked ladies.

"Turk left a porno behind?" Naruto asks while raising an eyebrow in disbelief… Then again it was Turk so maybe it was believable.

"Keeps doing it on occasion in hopes of getting lucky." Jeena says with a heavy sigh and roll of her eyes at what her 'boyfriend' keeps trying to do.

"I take it each time is a no-go." Naruto asks with a grin on his face, highly doubting that the bully's attempts were successful.

She snorts in agreement. "You know, I've never seen one of these before." she admits having never watched a porno before.

"Really?" the blonde asks, a little surprised by the admission given how girls were just as perverted as boys.

"Sounds like you have." Jeena says with a teasing grin deflecting his statement back at him.

"Few times, actually. First time was by accident, due to my former godfather having it in the VCR when I was a kid. My parents and godmother beat the crap out of him as a result."

This got a giggle out of Jeena. "Any other times?"

"When my godmother actually had to give me the proper talk on the birds and the bees. Had to watch one with her. Man it was so embarrassing." Naruto says with a slight shudder at the memory. He was unable to look at his Godmother or her assistant for nearly a week after that event as a result… Probably because she had opted to show him a homemade porno between the two women.

"It can't be that bad." Jeena says with a skeptical look on her face.

"Trust me… It was." the blonde says with a thousand yard stare on his face.

"Any other times?" Jeena asks with a teasing grin wanting to know more about his tastes.

All he gave her was a big dopey grin. This earned a playful smack from her.

"Any reason why you're bringing this up?" The blonde says asking the big question as to why she was bringing up a porno.

"I just wanted to see what the big fuss was about." the teen girl says with a shrug of her shoulders hiding that she wanted to watch one with him.

"And… you wanted to see one… not alone?" Naruto asks with a questioning look on his face.

"I'd feel like a perv watching it alone." Jeen remarks giving a only half-untrue reason as to why she wanted to watch it with him.

Naruto took on a thoughtful look, pondering a little. "Yeah, I guess you're right on that."

"Would you wanna watch with me?" the girl asks a little timidly so as to not seem super eager to watch the movie and give him the wrong idea.

Shrugging, he simply says, "Scooch over."

She complied, having him seat beside her once inserting the DVD. Once starting up the video, the two teens were silent for a bit in seeing how it all began.

"...Did Turk even bother getting a good one?" Naruto was quick to complain.

"I wouldn't really know." Was her response.

Continuing their viewing of the porno, both teens had several reactions.

"There's like… no story whatsoever." Jeena remarks a little shocked that the movie had no plot and was just sex.

"They're just going for shock value." Naruto comments, seeing them soon going at it with the blowjob and rimjob after like some minutes of dialogue before progressing further.

"Did they ever bother putting in the effort?"Jeena asks with a tilt of her head as she stares at the movie.

"It's mostly a waste of time for them. I mean the woman's performance is totally phoned in and she is obviously faking everything." Naruto remarks as the actress's performance was bland and stiff lacking any passion. "Even the guy is just ad libbing some lines. And I bet he's just taking some pills to make himself appear bigger down there."

If this is what pornos basically are after seeing this, Jeena would just ignore them all together.

She gives him a sideways glance. "Sounds like you know from experience."

He snorted in response. "Not really. I'd pay better money for an actual movie instead of this."

"Clearly you're not enjoying this?" Jeena remarks with a raised eyebrow as she discreetly takes a peek at Naruto's pants not seeing so much as a napkin fold sized tent in them indicating he wasn't turned on by the movie at all.

"Nope." Glancing down to the remote, a smile graced Naruto's face. "You know what would be better? Porneoke."

Jeena looks at him curiously before seeing him pull up the remote, rewinded the video and mute the volume. She was momentarily confused until she heard him clear his throat.

"Excuse me, ma'am, FBI." Naruto says with a deeper voice before going to a squeaky one. "FBI? What's that?" He says in turn, doing a ditzy female one before going back to the male one. "Fine body inspector. I've gotten reports of you acquiring illegal goods and I need to search both your clothing and your body."

Jeena giggled and decided to play along. "Oh, no. Say it isn't so." She says in a whiney, nasally tone.

"Sadly it is. It won't take long." Naruto says in the deep voice with a grin on his face.

"It might explain the itch I keep having in my crotch. I rub and rub and rub but it won't go away." Jeena says in the ditzy voice as the actress in the movie rubs her crotch repeatedly.

Both Naruto and Jeena laugh as they continue mocking the porno.

The whiskered blonde continued more on mocking the video playing before them. "If that's the case, I'll have to check personally." His eyes glance over to the side of the TV screen and saw another persona appear. "In the meantime, my partner will need your statement."

Seeing the additional person in the video, Jeena began mocking in a different womanly voice "Oh yes. we'll need an oral statement from you, if you would be so kind." she says suppressing some laughter.

Upon seeing the male porn actor unzip his pants and having it drop, Naruto adds in a mocking line. "And don't mind the size of my penis, it's not really as average as everyone says it is."

In their bit of laughter, Jeena's hand is placed on top of his. This was briefly noticed as he turns towards her and kept on a smile.

"Been meaning to say this, but you have a nice voice." Naruto compliments with a small smile on his face.

"Huh?" the girl asks in confusion, not understanding what he meant by that.

"When I came over earlier and you were taking a shower, I heard you sing." He said, having her recall the slight bit of embarrassment for her. "Gotta say, you have a nice set of pipes."

She blushes on the compliment, having her fiddle with a lock of her hair and biting her lower lips in the process.

Looking back into his eyes, she grew lost in them. Her mind was somewhat hazy and she felt slightly tingly.

He took notice of this and was momentarily confused.

"Jeena, is some-?" Whatever he intended to say next was halted when he felt her lips pressed against his cheek "What's that for?"he asks surprised by the sudden affectionate action.

"Helping me out tonight."Jeena says with a shy smile on her face at what she had just done.

They were relatively silent for a bit, digesting on what just happened.

For Naruto, he was thinking on being kissed like that. Sure he liked it and thought it was nice with her bit of gratitude towards him. He may've thought differently about it if he wasn't in a relationship with Babs. After all, Jeena was a beautiful young woman who was only slightly younger than him and any man who won her heart was one lucky guy.

As for Jeena, she was silently giddy about her recent action. As much as she wanted to kiss him on the lips, she withheld such desire and went for a more innocent approach. She didn't want to ruin what progress she had with her crush so far and wanted it to keep going in the right direction.

When seeing more of the bad porno alongside Naruto, her mind oddly drifts off a bit when seeing the other woman. When the new arrival began making out with the previous woman, Jeena's mind replaces them with herself… and Babs.

The thought of making out with the Jersey Milf excited, intrigued, and confused the teen girl, a fact that was made even more so when she pictured Naruto joining the makeout session. Quickly shaking the thoughts from her head before she did anything to embarrass herself Jeena turned off the movie which had ended pretty quickly… possibly due in part to the male actor blowing his load fairly quickly when the two women started eating each other out.

"Well that was… something." Jeena says, unsure of how to describe what they just watched.

"Yeah it was a horrible movie. I'd give it a really bad rotten tomatoes score. But that would mean I admit to having watched the dumpster fire in the first place." Naruto remarks with a deadpan look on his face getting a chuckle out of Jeena. After a brief chuckle of his own Naruto got up off her bed and picked up his bag "Well if you don't need my help with anything else tonight Jeena ,I think I might head out as its getting kinda late." he adds taking a look at the clock which shows that it's already around like 11:00 PM.

"No I think that's a good place to stop for tonight. Um, would you be open to coming over… say next week and helping me study again?" Jeena asks in both an attempt to spend more time with him outside of school, and due to him being a great tutor. All of the subjects she struggled with seemed a lot more simpler to her now after his tutoring and she wanted to make sure it stayed that way. The fact she got to spend more time with him was just a bonus.

"Sure think Jeena, we can iron out the details Monday after school. Anyway have a good night" the blonde says with a smile and little wave as he heads to her bedroom door and exits her room.

Rushing over to her bedroom window she watches Naruto exit her house and get on his bike. Seeing him take off on his motorcycle, Jeena sighs dreamily before dropping onto her mattress. She tries to go to sleep, yet her hands travel down her body and slips into her shorts, having her dainty fingers caress her lower lips and little nub, imagining Naruto doing it to her.

Before she continued further, the sudden yell of "HUMAN BODIES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!" and "OH MY GOD GET THOSE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" from Mondo and Woodie in her brother's room broke any semblance of mood she had built up causing her to let out a sigh of frustration and just decide to call it a night.

(Morning, Brando Residence)

"So how did things work out with Jeena last night?" Babs asks leaning on the kitchen counter as Mondo had just gotten home from the sleepover and grabbed a bowl of cereal.

Eating breakfast, Mondo gave a rather brief summary of what happened at the sleepover. "It was actually rather good. Got some advice from her and Naruto."

"Sounds like you're laying the foundation to a great relationship." Comments his mother. "So what else did you guys do?"

"Well… I watched Wadska stuff his nuts in his mouth." He says with a following shiver. 'Human beings don't bend that way.' Mondo thought in disturbance.

Oh Mondo… how naive you are.

"Oh, yeah. Chipmunking." Babs says with a slight chuckle as she had seen a couple guys do that back in the day… usually due to them losing a bet or to make some quick cash. 'Hmm I should definitely get back into yoga. I bet Naruto would love to see me put my ankles behind my head, or bend down and eat myself out like I used to be able to do' she thinks to herself imagining her lover's reaction to the sight of her doing just that. The thought of which sends a pleasurable shiver down her spine and a tingle in her lady parts.

Mondo nearly choked on his spoonful of cereal. He clearly didn't wanna know where his mom knew this.

In turn, he asked her a similar question. "So… what did you do last night?"

"Ah, nothing much. It was a quiet night." Babs says with a shrug as it was the truth.

After leaving Vonetta alone in her bedroom with the guy from the bar, Babs decided to sleep on the couch while having her headphones on to drown out the noise coming from her room. She honestly didn't know how loud they'd be as a result.

The conversion between mother and son came to a halt when Babs' bedroom door burst open. Rolling out was Ms. Teets, naked, with the guy from the bar was lying across her lap with bloodshot eyes and looked like he suffered a stroke. The only thing covering them both was Vonetta's "do me" muumuu dress draped over the man.

The sight was outright horrific to Mondo, making him want to bleach out his eyes for sanity sakes.

"You should probably burn that mattress." Says Vonetta, rolling out of the Brando residence.

Momentarily curious, Babs goes to her bedroom. She immediately comes back out and closes the door, shivering in all sorts of emotions "...I think I should. And get new bedding." the woman says to herself upon seeing the destructive mess that was her bed.

It was later that day at the beach, as the sun began setting in the horizon, Mondo had to begin fulfilling his end of the bargain on the sleepover.

"They're so ladylike."

Mondo smacks away Woodie's hands away from his chest. "Okay, dude. That's enough."

"Don't make this weird for me." The afro-blonde responds, going back to his friend's chesticles. Yet he was clearly making it weird for Mondo.

The portly teen recoils slightly and gets really annoyed. "Uh-uh. I never agreed to the German cigarette."

"Yah."

"Nein."

"YAH."

"NEIN."

(Back at the Brando House)

Naruto had a cloth mask on his face and heavy duty rubber gloves on his hands as he tossed Bab's mattress, and shattered bedframe onto a bonfire he had built on the beach in front of said house. He had gotten a call from his girlfriend earlier that day asking if he could come over and help her get rid of her bed. To be honest the request left him rather confused until he arrived and saw the shattered bed frame, soiled mattress, and scooter tire marks in the carpet leading from her bedroom.

"Ya'know Babs, it was really nice of you to help Ms Teets last night… though maybe next time you might wanna end up at her place instead of yours." the blonde says with a chuckle as he watches the bed burn.

"Yeah in hindsight I guess I didn't really think of what she could do to my bed." Babs says as she watches her bed burn as well. Part of her was pretty mad that Vonetta had destroyed her bed as that bed had some REALLY good memories attached to it… all of which involved her blonde lover. The Jersey Milf then realized something that caused her to perk up a bit. "You know something good did come of this though." she says with a grin on her face.

"Oh yeah?" Naruto remarks in confusion at what she meant.

"Well it means that I am in need of a new bed and as a result we are going to go shopping for one… and then we are going to have all sorts of fun breaking it in." Babs whispers in a sexy tone of voice as she leans in whispering it into his ear and running her hand along his clothed crotch that twitches at the statement. "Mmm~ and the next time my bed breaks it will be from us." she adds for added effect letting out a giggle as she hears his pants tighten from his now fully hard erection.

"Then I guess we had better hurry and get to the store before it closes then. My treat." Naruto replies as he gives her a quick peck on the lips and gives her jean clothed ass a smack, getting a yelping giggle from her. Naruto then dumped some water on the ashes of what used to be Babs's old bed before following her to her car as the two left to buy the new bed… and then break it in later that night while Mondo was asleep.

End Chapter 2

End Author Note: Well there is chapter 2 everyone and hope you liked it and found it enjoyable.

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