Total Drama Island Reassigned: Who Can You Trust?
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… Things really got cooking between the campers. Sugar had such a hard day in the cook-off challenge, and Molly was pushed to her breaking point thanks to her bickering teammates. Scott's sabotaging got way too out of hand, and was finally exposed for the crimes he committed. Amy pushed Sammy over the limit, and then BOOM. One crazy food fight broke out between the gophers. In the end, the Killer Bass won again after Rodney did something that I want to forget about for the rest of my life. And the Screaming Gophers got to the bottom of their losing streak. It was buh-bye, Rodney. And thank goodness too. Have the Gophers broken the curse? And just how much trust do they have in one another? Find out this week on Total! Drama! Island!
(Opening Song)
(The scene fades in the mess hall with Chef serving breakfast to everyone. He plops green slop onto Sky's plate and places a straw onto it)
Chef: Today's breakfast is Japanese-Sirloin fusion casserole!
Sky: Aren't these just leftovers from the previous challenge?
Chef: Yeah, that's right! (Gets up in Sky's face) You got a problem with that?!
Sky: Um, no! I'm fine with this.
Chef: That's what I thought.
(Sky walks back to her table worried. Scott walks over to his table and sits down. All of his teammates glare at him)
Scott(Disgruntled): Well good morning to you too then.
Jo: Cut the crap ol' MacDonald, We outta kick you out on the spot.
Sugar: Yer about as wily as a wild hog on a tractor.
Scott: Look guys, I can-
Dawn: No more excuses Scott.
Ella: I couldn't believe you would do something like this to us, it was rather impolite.
Leonard: You're a slimy dragon, that's what you are.
Dawn: We'll see you off tonight, Scott.
(Her eyes glare at him, as she goes back to eat. Scott rolls his eyes at her.)
Scott (under his breath): That's not the only thing we'll be seeing today.
(Cutting to the other team, Zoey was barely touching her breakfast.)
Zoey: I feel bad for Rodney, he seemed like he wanted to change.
Amy: Oh please, he pissed in our cake, I'm glad he's gone, weird beady eyed loser.
Sam: Are we talking about that big guy? I feel like I didn't get to talk to him enough while he was still around.
Mike: Yeah, we are Sam.
Sam: Okay, I was kinda off my game yesterday, cooking isn't as easy as Cooking Daddy 2 makes it look.
Sky: It's probably best if you keep your eyes off those screens all the time.
Jasmine: Yeah mate, they look like those little bricks.
Sam: They're called pixels, there's a very big difference between them and brick-
Amy: Oh wait guys shh! Do you hear that?
(The Gophers are trying to hear what Amy is.)
Amy: Yeah, it's the sound of nobody caring.
Cameron: I'm pretty sure it's people eating.
Amy: Nobody cares, Dorko.
Jasmine: I do kind of regret not kicking your spoiled little arse out last time, Rodney was a bit off but at least he wasn't a full jerk like you.
Amy: Oh please, you probably just scare people away with that enormous body of yours she-hulk.
Jasmine: What'd you say to me mate?!
Amy: Bring it on colossus!
Zoey: No guys, let's bring it off, take it easy, let's just finish breakfast.
Sammy: I think I'm just gonna go now.
(Sammy scuttles away, Amy and Jasmine are just barely keeping themselves from throwing hands, Zoey is intensely worried and Scott's team hates him. Amy then peeks at the bass table and notices Dawn patting her pet rabbit on the head)
Dawn: Oh don't worry, Buns. You'll be safe with me.
Jo: You named your pet Buns?
Dawn: I thought it would suit him. Also, he isn't mine to keep. He lost his parents and I'm looking after him.
Shawn: But won't you get attached to it if you name it?
Dawn: Of course, but once I find his parents, I will say goodbye to him, I know he'll be safe out there.
(Amy then smirks maliciously at the bass)
Amy: Um, excuse me for a second, I need to go run some errands.
Jasmine: Whatever. (Amy then runs off and Jasmine and Sammy sigh in relief) Finally we can eat in peace now.
(Cuts to Chris setting a clipboard down on a log and walking off)
Chris: (Calling out to the cameramen) Okay guys, we're ready to begin the next challenge, start rolling.
(Amy sneakily walks over to the clipboard and takes a peek at it)
Amy: (Snickers) Perfect.
(She pulls out a pen. She then scribbles on the bottom of the clipboard paper and then runs away while cackling evilly. The scene cuts back to the mess hall)
SCREAMING GOPHERS=
(Sammy and Zoey are talking to each other)
Sammy: I've never actually heard of an indie theater before.
Zoey: (Gasps) Really? Well, I guess that's understandable, it's meant to be a little off the radar.
Sammy: Maybe you can tell me about it?
Mike: (Scoots over to them) Yeah Zoey, we're all ears!
Zoey: (Blushes) Well… Alright then! So, indie theaters are types of theaters that show more popular films, art houses, and independent films. I always visited them when I was a child. And although I didn't have anyone to watch me when I went, I-I still enjoyed them though.
Mike: Sounds like a lot of fun! Maybe after the show is over, we could all visit one together, I can get plane tickets pretty easily.
Sammy: I would love to visit one too!
Zoey: Oh well thanks, nobody's ever really wanted to before, yeah we can probably arrange something.
Mike: Alright, then it's settled! Guess we're a team.
(Amy walks back into the mess hall and sits back to her team)
Jasmine: Well that was the quickest errands ever.
Sky: Where were you by the way?
Amy: Oh nothing you should worry about.
(Everyone looks at each other confused)
Cameron: Um, you weren't messing with anything important were you?
Amy: (Smiles innocently) Nope! When have I ever let you guys down?
Sammy: Um, last challenge. And the challenge before.
Amy: I wasn't talking to you, SAMEY.
(Sammy glares at her sister)
Zoey: Don't listen to her Sammy. At least you got me and Jasmine by your side.
(Jasmine, Sammy and Zoey all smile at each other. Cameron and Mike both scoot over towards Zoey)
Mike: Hey Zoey! I just talked to Cameron about our friendship finale we had planned, and he said he'd be happy to join us!
Zoey: Really?
Cameron: Of course Zoey! I've never really had any buddies before, but you and Mike seem like my closest friends! A friendship finale between the three of us could be a perfect idea!
Zoey: Thanks Cameron! And you two Mike! Alright, a friendship finale is settled then!
Cameron: Alright!
(Cameron accidentally falls over, knocking his plate off the table in the process. The then gets up and notices his breakfast has been splattered all over his head. He, Zoey and Mike all chuckle. However, Amy starts glaring at them)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Friendship finale? (Gags) Don't make me BARF. Everybody knows those types of finales in reality shows always flop. One between those three weirdos would be even worse.
(Confessional Ends)
KILLER BASS=
(Leonard is telling a tale while Sugar and Ella are dreamily listening)
Leonard: And that's how I defeated the great Lucifer! He was a tough opponent, but he was no match for me and my party!
Ella: Oh how wonderful! That was a wonderful tale you-
Sugar: (Shoves Ella away) Back off! The wizard's mine! Oh Mr. Wizard. You should take me on one of your adventures one day!
Leonard: Certainly Sugar!
(Sugar squeals on delight)
Jo: Oh! I know a great place you should go!
Leonard: Really? Where?
Jo: On a boat and off this island! Because that's where useless losers like you belong.
Sugar: Stap bad mouthin the wizard!
Jo: Make me Bumpkin.
Molly: (Sighs) I REALLY don't wanna start this right now! The challenge hasn't even started yet!
Jo: No, no no no no no no no. We ARE starting this right now! Because I can't take ANOTHER second of Dumbledweeb over here!
Leonard: Well maybe if you BELIEVED in my magic, then you WOULDN'T think I'm useless!
Jo: NOBODY here believes in your little fantasies!
Sugar: (Shoves Jo) Back off! (Turns to Leonard) Don't worry Mr. Wizard. I believe in you.
Molly: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE… SHUT! UP!
(Everyone stares at Molly. She then lowers her head sadly)
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: (Sighs) I did it again…
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: (Enters the scene) Morning campers! What exactly is going on here?
Leonard: What's going on here is that SOMEBODY doesn't trust or believe in me! (Glares at Jo)
Jo: Yeah! That somebody is EVERYBODY!
Chris: That reminds me, today's challenge is actually about teamwork, and friendship, and how your lack of that leads to hilarious wipeouts, or a win but like that's ever gonna happen.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: You know, I trusted Shawn once. He hit me in the face with a laser tag gun. Guess that really shows you something huh?
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: What? I'm great with my team.
(Sky, Jasmine, and Sammy laugh at the statement.)
Amy: Shut up, it's true.
Jasmine: Whatever you say mate.
Chris: Okay now everyone please meet up at the mountain? Our first thing on the agenda is a rock race.
(We then transition over to said rockface. Amy then walks up to Scott)
Amy: Hello there Dirt boy.
Scott: Oh, it's you.
Amy: I heard about what happened to you and last night so, care to strike a deal with me and I'll help you get the treehugger gone?
Scott: You would? (Smirks) I'm in.
Amy: Good! So, I want you to… (Whispers in Scott's ear)
Chris: Now since this is a trust challenge, I went and paired everyone with the person that they aren't chill with, now, Scott and Dawn, I need you on the bass.
Scott: Whatever you say McLean.
Molly: Chris, please reconsider, I can't risk this team with him doing a challenge.
Chris: Do you trust him?
Molly: Of course not!
Chris: Then he has to play, that's the point.
(Chris then boops Molly's nose, as she rubs it.)
Scott: Oh this oughta be fun.
(Molly glares at Scott, he simply smiles, Dawn is slightly nervous.)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I have a feeling in my body, something isn't right. Scott's up to something, if only my aura reads could tell me exactly what someone was thinking.
(End Confessional)
SCREAMING GOPHERS=
Chris: Okay, and playing for the gophers will be… Amy and Samey!
(Amy then smirks at Sammy who winces)
Sammy: Um, Chris, can I have a different partner?
Chris: Nope! I paired you two up for a reason.
Amy: You heard her Samey! You're stuck with me! So deal with it! And if you mess up, you're gonna pay!
Sammy: (Sighs) Okay. So how does this challenge work?
Chris: Allow me to explain.
(Chris pulls up some ropes, and tosses them to the contestants.)
Chris: One camper pulls the slack through the belay as their partner climbs. If the climber falls, the belay will stop them from crashing. The catch? Both the side and the base of the mountain are rigged with a few minor distractions like...
(Cuts to old nails on the mountain)
Rusty Nails
(Cuts to a part of the mountain covered in oil)
Oil Slicks
(Cuts to dynamite stuck to the mountain)
And just a teeny tiny amount of explosions, (Cuts back to Chris) but for you guys I'm sure it's all fine.
(Sammy is pale and shaking, Amy rolls her eyes)
Amy: You know it's there so you'll be fine you big baby. Now spread 'em!
Sammy: What? But-
Amy: There's no way in HELL you're holding me up there!
Sammy: (Groans) Fine. Do what you have to do.
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: She is TOTALLY gonna drop me on purpose! I don't wanna die like this on national TV!
(Confessional Ends)
KILLER BASS=
(Scott is finishing hooking up Dawn)
Scott: There. All hooked up.
Dawn: (Notices a second rope attached to her skirt) Why is there a second rope?
Scott: Oh, it's just a backup line in case you fall.
Dawn: (Glaring) You're planning something aren't you?
Scott: Me? Plan something? I would never.
(Dawn glares at Scott, her rabbit hops up on her shoulder)
Dawn: Oh I'm sorry Buns. But you can't go up with me. I don't wanna see you get hurt.
Ella: (Walks up to Dawn) I would be honored to look after him for you Dawn.
Dawn: Oh certainly. (Hands Buns to Ella) Here you go Ella.
Ella: (Smiles at Buns) Why hello there my little furry friend.
SCREAMING GOPHERS=
Amy: (Smirks at Ella and Dawn and snickers) Perfect…
Sammy: What's perfect?
Amy: (Stands up and Sammy is all hooked up) Oh you're all hooked up! Now get going!
(Sammy walks over to the rock wall. Amy then grins evilly)
(Both teams are getting ready to climb)
Chris: Remember! NEVER let go of the rope! Your teammate's life depends on it! And… go! (Blows air horn)
SCREAMING GOPHERS=
Jasmine: You can do it sheila!
Zoey: I'm rootin' for you Sam!
(Sam chuckles in the back before waving at Sammy.)
Sammy(heavy breathing): Thanks guys!
Amy: No time for glory hogging Samey!
(Suddenly, explosions go off next to Sammy. One of them hits her and knocks her off the mountainside but the rope prevents her from falling any further)
Amy: Don't be a weakling! Continue climbing!
Sammy: It wasn't my fault! It was the explo-
Amy: Don't care! Keep climbing! Plus it's just a bunch of explosions you baby! So this challenge is PISS EASY!
Chris: (Scoots up to the camera) Anyone in the mood for… (Pulls out water gun) habanero pepper sauce?
(Chris then sprays Amy with the hot sauce.)
Amy: Ugh! What the heck Chris?
Chris: Told ya there'd be obstacles bro!
(Sammy nearly falls but catches a rock.)
KILLER BASS=
Ella: Go Dawn!
Jo: Come on, don't mess up!
(Dawn is climbing up the mountainside)
Scott: Oh no Dawn! Look! Buns is in danger!
Dawn(Disgruntled): I'm not falling for your trickery this time Scott.
(Scott growls. Suddenly Dawn slips on the oil slick and falls. Scott then catches her in time)
Scott: Don't worry! I got you princess!
(Scott is then sprayed with the hot sauce)
Scott: (Acting) Ah! Oh no! Oh dear god it burns! (Lets go of the rope causing Dawn to fall) What ever shall I do?!
Chris: ¡Muy caliente!
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: It wasn't THAT bad. I actually kinda liked it. I can munch on taters if I'm growling so hot sauce is NOTHING. Anyways, this is payback for exposing me. So now, I'm gonna expose her. (Smirks) Literally. (Chuckles, but then swallows fly by accident)
(Confessional Ends)
(Both Sammy and Dawn continue climbing up the mountainside. Sammy then stops for a second)
Sammy: (Starts shaking her hand) Oof. My wrist is starting to hurt.
Amy: DON'T STOP! THEY'RE AHEAD OF US!
Sammy: (Panting) Alright! I'm going!
(Sammy continues climbing and is right behind Dawn)
Scott: (Grins evilly) Come on Dawn! You don't wanna fall… BEHIND!
(Scott yanks on the second rope causing it to rip Dawn's skirt off exposing her black panties. Her torn skirt then lands on Sammy's face. Dawn then yelps in embarrassment and everyone gasps. Ella quickly covers Buns' eyes. Cameron has his mouth wide open but Mike and Zoey run up to him and cover his eyes)
Zoey: Gah! DON'T LOOK CAM!
Chris: (Laughs) Now THAT's something you don't see every day!
Sam (fiddling with his glasses): No, you most certainly don't, hehe.
(Sammy then takes the torn skirt off her face and gasps at the sight of Dawn)
Sammy(Flustered): OMG! Sorry Dawn!
Amy: Don't stare at it! Keep going!
(Sammy then continues climbing up the mountainside. Dawn then covers up in embarrassment but accidentally falls off and plunges towards the ground. Scott then laughs evilly but suddenly the rope gets tied around his leg causing him to fly up towards Dawn and both of them crash into each other leaving them hanging upside down. Dawn then glares at Scott)
Amy: (Chuckles) Suckers…
(Sammy only barely gets to the top.)
Sammy: Yeah I d-di-
(She then collapses out of tiredness, the Gophers cheer.)
Chris: And the Gophers take round 1 of the challenge!
(Scott and Dawn are still hanging. Dawn's torn skirt floats down. Dawn then catches it and covers herself up with it)
Dawn: You are going to pay for this.
Scott: Sure fairy princess, whatever you say.
Chris: Now, it's time for the next challenge! The teams for this one will be… (Reads the clipboard) Brick and Sky…
Brick (Jovial): What an honor it is to be paired up with my most loyal comrade!
Sky: Thanks Brick!
Chris: …And Sugar and Ella.
(Sugar growls)
Ella: (Walks up to Sugar) Don't worry Sugar! I will be sure not to get in your way!
Sugar: You better not you pixie wannabe. Or else I'll smack ya upside the head!
Chris: Alright you four, meet me in the mess hall for the next challenge PRONTO!
(Everyone walk off except for Shawn who stops for a second)
Shawn: Um, is anyone gonna help Dawn and Scott down?
(Cuts to the two teams walking into the mess hall. Amy us seen beeking behind the mess hall and notices Ella talking to Buns)
Ella: Oh you're so sweet and cuddly my little friend.
(Amy then smirks)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Time to kill two birds with one so. My plan is ready to be put into action.
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: (Walks up to Ella) Oh hello, whatever your name is. I see you're pretty attached to that bunny!
Ella: Oh, Dawn said I should look after it while she's competing in the challenge.
Amy: Oh, well it seems like that bunny is more into you than she is to the treehugger! It never liked Dawn. It's actually all about you!
Ella: (Gasps) Is that true?
Amy: Sure! Just wanted to let you know that. (Walks off)
Ella: Thanks for letting me know my friend! (Amy gags to herself) Don't worry little one. I will look after you from now on.
(Amy then walks back to her team but Sammy and Jasmine stop her in her tracks)
Jasmine: What were you doing over there, talking to the enemy?
Amy: (Innocently) Oh, whatever do you mean?
Sammy: You were talking to Ella over there. What did you say to her?
Amy: Nothing that you two useless morons should worry about. Now get lost!
(Jasmine and Sammy walk off)
Amy: (Smirks to herself) All according to plan.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Whatever she's planning, I'm going to find out.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cut to the mess hall where the two pairs are side by side, we then see someone flip and duck behind a podium. Chris then emerges from behind the podium, dusts himself off and smiles)
Chris: And now for round two! The EXTREME…COOKING…CHALLENGE!
Body Double: (Emerges from the ground) Um, do I get paid now?
Chris: Hey, you're not supposed to talk! (Chris snaps his fingers and another intern walks in and carries the body double away)
Body Double: Aw, come on!
Chris: Now, where was I? Oh yeah. One player will have to choose who cooks and who eats.
Chef: Chris! You're not letting these kids cook in here EVER again after what happened yesterday!
Chris: Relax Chef! They're only preparing one simple meal and there's only two people in each group. So no worries! A food fight would be IMPOSSIBLE to start here. However if it did start it would be AWESOME!
(Chef growls)
Sky: Another cooking challenge?
Chris: Yes, but there WILL be a catch. So choose your cook wisely.
SCREAMING GOPHERS=
(Brick and Sky are choosing a cook. Brick walks up to Sky)
Brick: Ma'am, you already have your cook right here.
Sky: Oh, alright Brick! Do your best!
Brick: It will be my honor.
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Sky's encouragement always helps me stay focused. In fact any encouragement from any of my teammates always gets my head in the game.
(Confessional Ends)
KILLER BASS=
(Ella and Sugar are choosing a cook)
Sugar: I ain't trusting you to finish that meal, but I ain't trustin' you to cook either
Ella: Well, either way I hope to prove my faithfulness, please Sugar, I don't mean any harm.
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: Oh I know Dawn said I shouldn't try being friends with Sugar but I must try and see why she doesn't trust me.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: (Annoyed) Just pick a COOK ALREADY! We haven't got all day!
Ella: Oh, um…
Chris: You have FIVE seconds or I'm choosing for you!
(Ella blinks in confusion, Sugar files her nails aggressively.)
Chris: Five…four…three…two…one Ella's the cook!
Ella: (Claps) Yay! How delightful!
(Sugar growls)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: How DARE you Chris. I'll be goin' after you someday! Just hope the dish ain't somethin' that'll end me.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Alright cooks, get ready! (Pulls out presentation board from off screen) Because today, you two will be preparing… (Pulls down the board revealing a blowfish with a skull in crossbones in the center of it) FUGU SASHIMI! AKA, the Japanese poisonous blowfish with enough lethal toxins to kill thirty people!
(Chef comes in with two blowfishes in a tank. Sugar then gasps)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Dang nabbit! I knew it would be somethin' like that! Ella is SURE to kill me now!
(Confessional Ends)
(Chef takes the two blowfishes out of the tank)
Chef: Fishes! Meet your maker!
(Chef tosses each fish in front of both teams)
Brick: I don't know about this anymore.
Sky: Hey, you shouldn't give up! I trust you, so have faith in yourself!
Brick: Sir yes sir! A good soldier never hesitates!
Ella: Oh but this poor creature just wants to swim around.
Chris: No worries, we got them used.
(Sky nearly pukes)
Chris: Okay chop chop, we're on a schedule.
Sky: Wait! How are we supposed to prepare this?
Chris: Oh right. (Clears throat) You must slice them VERY carefully to cut around the poisonous organs… The poison paralyzes the nerves and… THERE IS NO ANTIDOTE! So get to it! (Walks off)
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: How was this challenge given the green light? Makes me wonder if this show even has a legal team.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to moments earlier with Chris talking to the show's legal team who is busy watching a movie)
Chris: So, for this next challenge, there is a part where the kids cook poisonous blowfish and…
Lawyer #1: (Not paying attention) Yeah yeah, it's cool.
Chris: (Smirks) Good talk! (Runs off)
Lawyer #2: What was he saying?
Lawyer: #3: It sounded like he wanted the teens to prepare blowf-
Lawyer #1: Listen, we've been working all day! Can't just have a rest?
(The other two lawyers look at the first lawyer awkwardly)
Lawyer #3: Okay then…
(Cuts back to the teams preparing their blowfish. Brick nervously stares at it and gulps. But then takes a deep breath)
Brick: A good soldier never hesitates! You've cooked even worse things before!
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Yeah, back home, I make the fiercest soups with nothing but some oil, salt, and Ribs, a bit tangy though…
(Confessional Ends)
(Ella delicately cuts the pufferfish, apologizing multiple times to it, Brick accidentally drops his fish, and it flies around the room, nearly hitting Sky and Chef.)
Chef: You gonna start something boy?!
Brick: No sir!
Chef (Under his breath): it better stay that way.
(We then cut to a short cooking montage, Ella being more delicate with her cooking where Brick is trying to put as many things on the fish as possible.)
Chris: Time's up, cooks, present your dishes if you may.
(Ella and Brick both exit the kitchen, Ella snuggling with buns, Brick with a grin.)
Ella: Sugar I hope this meal proves my loyalty and honesty to you.
Sugar: Gimmie!
(Sugar snatched Ella's dish, frightening buns, she then whiffed it, before downing the whole thing.)
Sugar: It ain't bad, but it ain't the best either.
Sky: Okay Brick let's see what you…
(Brick then places his far less appealing dish infront of the gymnast.)
Sky: Wait Chris, I forgot to mention, I'm vegetarian.
Chris: Right, and I'm the host of the Gemmy awards, now eat it.
(Sky sighed and took a bite, before passing out.)
Brick: Ma'am! Are you alright!?
(Sky pukes all over Brick.)
Chris: Medic!
(We then cut over to Sky being carted into the medical tent.)
Chris: Right, good news, the killer bass won this round, bad news, Sky is gonna be out of order for a while. But in 24 hours, she will be back to normal.
Ella: I hope she isn't hurt, or worse.
Chris: Nah, she's just really sick, turns out these fish never had any poison in em, they were just cooked really bad.
Brick (looking away): I'm so ashamed.
(Cuts to the infirmary with Sky passed out on the bed. Her skin is completely blue and there is vomit all over the place. Brick shamefully walks up to her)
Brick: Hello there Sky. I know you might be pretty disappointed in me for letting you down and… getting you into this mess but. I just wanted to say that I was nervous and I want to make it up to you in the near future.
(Sky gives a thumbs up but her arm falls over)
Brick: So, you're not disappointed in me?
(Sky tries to speak but is unable to)
Brick: (Sighs) Oh what have I done…
Chef: (Walks into the infirmary wearing a nurse outfit) Get lost soldier! I will be taking care of this one here…
Brick: Sir yes sir! (Runs off)
(Chef then walks up to Sky and holds up a syringe and snickers)
Chef: Don't worry, it'll only hurt a lot.
(Commercial Break)
(After the break, the scene cuts to Dawn sitting at the dock thinking about what Scott has done to her. Ella walks up to her)
Ella: Why hello there Dawn. Are you feeling alright?
Dawn: Hm? Oh. Of course I am. Although, Scott is going to pay for what he has done to me.
Ella: Well, yes, it was rather inappropriate, but vengeance isn't right either Dawn.
Dawn(Sighs): I know, but still, he's got to be taught not to be a jerk.
(Buns then hops up and snuggles Ella.)
Dawn: You seem to be taking good care of buns.
(Buns then hops to Dawn, his vibes say what he cannot to Dawn.)
Dawn: I see. Sorry Ella, I must depart.
(And Dawn walks away, sighing.)
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: I hope that if what Amy said is true, that this won't affect my friendship with Dawn.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I know I said I wouldn't get attached to buns, but when he mentioned something about liking Ella more, it felt a little sad.
(Confessional Ends)
(The scene then cuts to all the campers in the forest lined up in front of Chris. Brick sadly walks over to his team)
Mike: Brick? What's wrong?
Brick: (Sighs) I'm discharged. A failure. I let my teammate down.
Cameron: Where did Sky go?
Brick: She's in the infirmary. (All the Gophers gasp and murmur) I accidentally poisoned her and I let her down. My commander would be ashamed of me.
Zoey: (Walks up to Brick) Hey, don't beat yourself up Brick. It was an accident. She knows that right?
Brick: I'm not sure, she just made gagging noises.
Chris: Okay all eyes back on me, Thank you.
Molly: Chris, a contestant got seriously injured and you don't ca-
Jo: Shut up, and let him explain the challenge! I wanna win this damn thing!
Molly: (Crosses her arms and rolls her eyes) Alright then.
Chris: Now it's time for the big twist. For the next three challenges… one of the campers will be blind! (The campers gasp) First we have the blind William Tell, followed by the blind trapeze, and culminating in the treacherous blind toboggan. In each challenge, (holds up three blindfolds) one of the campers will be blindfolded. For this challenge, playing for the gophers will be Zoey and Sam, (Zoey and Sam look at each other) and playing for the bass will be Leonard and Jo. (Jo glares at Leonard)
Jo: Hey McLean, can you give me a partner that isn't deadweight?
Leonard: Hey!
Chris: Sorry Jo, these are the teams and we are NOT changing them. So tough luck.
(Jo growls)
(The scene then cuts to Zoey and Sam and Leonard and Jo getting ready to start the challenge. Chris then walks up to Mike and places orange goggles on his face and an arrow on his head)
Chris: Like legendary marksman William Tell, you'll be knocking arrows off your partner's head with crab apples.
Brick: I thought it was the other way around?
Chris: Shush!
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: Next thing I know is that he's gonna make us play "find the hay in the needle stack".
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Also, the shooter will be blindfolded! (Mike gasps while all the other campers look shocked. Chris is now blindfolded and prepared to fire the apple) The person who knocks off the arrow while causing the least amount of facial damage wins. (Fires the apple and it hits Mike in the kiwis. Mike then falls to the ground and cries in pain) Aw nuts!
Mike: (Gasps and turns into Chester) Gah! Dang nabbit with these kids firing their fancy objects everywhere!
Chris: (Turns to the chosen players) Now, choose who your shooter will be.
(Cuts to Zoey and Sam)
Zoey: Uhhh, I was confident enough to be the shooter, but I am terrible at things when I'm blindfolded. So you should be the shooter Sam.
Sam: (Chuckles) Awesome! Just like the archery minigame in Hunter's Quest on the Swii!
(Cuts to Leonard and Jo)
Leonard: I'm a legendary arche-
Jo: No. No way in HELL.
Leonard: But I've taken out many-
Jo: Don't care.
Leonard: You will doom us all if you don't!
Jo: Listen, I am DONE with your little "fantasies". And if YOU'RE the archer then you're GUARANTEED to damage me and screw up once again!
Sugar: (Walks up to them) Come on! Give the wizard a chance!
Jo: (Glares at both of them and groans) Oh all right fine!
Leonard: Yes!
Jo: (Grabs Leonard by his shirt) But if you mess up, then you'll then you'll wish you've NEVER me! Got it Harry Pot-head?! (Leonard nervously nods) Good. (Drops Leonard)
(Scene cuts to Zoey and Jo with arrows on their head wearing orange shades. Sam and Leonard are both blindfolded and are ready to fire their apples.
Sammy: Good luck Zoey!
Zoey: I'll try my best!
(Amy then looks at the other team and then Sammy, and then smirks)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: With Jasmine and Samey breathing down my back, there's no WAY I could sabotage the others! (Thinks to herself) Unless…
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: SAMEY! (Slaps her sister across the face)
Sammy: Ow! What did I do this time?
Amy: Go into the forest and GET ME SOME BERRIES. NOW!
Sammy: Now? But there's a challenge happeni-
Amy: I SAID NOW!
Sammy: (Sighs) Alright.
(Amy then smirks at her as she walks off)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: What was that about? I didn't even do anything wrong! (She then faces away and her face reveals a fake beauty mark on her face that she doesn't notice)
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy then sneaks behind a tree, picks up some rocks and then walks back to her team. Dawn is then seen walking up to Ella. Buns hops onto Ella's shoulder)
Ella: Well hello there Dawn! Is there something the matter?
Dawn: (Sighs) I need to talk to you about Buns.
(Cuts over to the Gophers)
Cameron: Um, has anyone seen Amy and Samey?
Amy: (Pretends to be Sammy) Oh, I'm right here! It's me Sammy! I just needed to make sure I don't mess up this time! (Smiles)
Cameron: Um, okay.
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: Well that was weird. I don't think I've seen Samey ever act like that.
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: I'm gonna get a better view so I can cheer Zoey on, Kay?
Cameron: Um…
Amy: Thanks!
(Amy then runs off. Jasmine looks suspicious)
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Something VERY fishy is going on here.
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy then hides behind a tree and holds up the rocks she collected. Jo is then scene glaring at Leonard)
Jo: If you mess up, then you're DONE, Dorkahontas.
Leonard: Trust me. I shall not fail!
Chris: Alright teams! And… let's rock and roll!
(Both Sam and Leonard fire their apples)
Leonard: Applekazowa!
(The apples are sent flying but they both hit Zoey and Jo in the face)
Leonard: Sorry!
(The scene cuts back to Ella and Dawn)
Ella: Oh dear! I do apologize if I am causing you any trouble. But Buns seems perfectly fine with me.
Dawn: (Sighs) You don't understand Ella. I was the one who would look after him after he lost his parents.
Ella: Well, a sweet kind soul told me that Buns was more interested in me. She also said buns wasn't into you.
(Amy is seen peeking behind a tree and smirks. Sam continues to fire apples while Leonard is about to fire one. Amy then takes one of the rocks she collected and throws it at Leonard. The rock hits Leonard in the face causing him to launch his apple hitting Jo in the stomach. Sam and Leonard fire more apples while Amy continues to throw more rocks at Leonard. Rocks continue to hit Leonard while apples continue to hit Zoey and Jo)
Jo: You're on thin ice Dumbledweeb! (Get hit by another apple)
Dawn: I promised myself that I would look after Buns since he lost his parents. I do not wish to cause any trouble.
Ella: Oh dear! I don't intend for it to come to this! There must be some way for us to compromised!
(Amy then takes another rock and then throws it as hard as she can at Leonard and then it hits Leonard in the face so hard that he fires the apple and falls over)
Leonard: OW!
Jo: What the-
(The apple hits Jo in the face, knocking her out in the process. The apple then bounces off a tree, then it flies pass the gophers who dodge in the process. It then bounces off a tree branch and it flies pass Chris who dodges it quickly)
Chris: WATCH THE FACE DUDE!
(The apples then bounces off of the ground and it flies straight towards Ella and Dawn, and it hits Buns knocking him out of Ella's hands. Both Ella and Dawn gasp in horror)
Both: BUNS!
(Buns then falls to the ground. Just then a snake slithers up to Buns and eats him. An eagle then grabs the snake and flies away. Ella and Dawn gasp again)
Both: NOOOOO!
(Sam then fires another apple and it knocks the arrow off of Zoey's head)
Zoey: Yes!
Sam: Huh? (Takes his blindfold off) Did we win?
Chris: The gophers win this challenge!
(The Gophers all cheer while the Bass all groan. Jo then gets off the ground, rubs her face and growls angrily at Leonard)
Leonard: Aw nuts.
(Jo then charges towards Leonard but Molly and Shawn grab onto her and try to pull her away. Jo then shoves them off of her, runs up to Leonard and grabs him by his shirt)
Jo: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT, GAN-DUMB! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN!
Leonard: Uh, DISAPPEARICUS! (Nothing happens) TELEPORT! BEGONE WITH YOU! (Jo glares him down and growls at him causing him to wince)
Sugar: (Runs up to both of them and pulls Leonard away from Jo) GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE WIZARD MISSY!
Jo: For the last time, HE IS NOT A WIZARD. AND HE HIT ME WITH APPLES AND LOST FOR US. AGAIN!
Leonard: But something hit m-
Jo: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXCUSES.
Molly: Jesus christ guys, calm the hell down! We're gonna go back to loserville if we don't stop this!
Shawn: She's right! If we keep-
Jo: ZIP IT! BOTH OF YOU!
Molly: You know what-
(Jo, Molly, Leonard, Sugar and Shawn all start arguing with each other while all the gophers watch. Amy is seen grinning evilly at them. Scott is then seen smirking and snickering at them)
Scott: If only I caused that argument.
Chris: (Angrily clenches his fists) Alright! SHUT IT! (They all stop arguing) Listen, we're on a schedule here and we may not be able to finish the rest of this challenge if we keep having this pathetic digression. Stop shut up and let's move on!
(The bass all look at each other and walk off)
(Confessional: Sam)
Sam: Man I've haven't seen a group of people get this angry since when they added another Flame Idol character to Super Bash Sisters.
(Confessional Ends)
(Sammy is then seen returning to her team with the blueberries)
Sammy: I'm back! Did we win? (Notices everyone is in shock) Woah. What did I miss?
Brick: You missed a lot, Amy.
(Sammy then looks confused)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: (Has her hand on her face) That was weird, not only the whole drama that happened earlier, but why did Brick suddenly call me Amy? (Takes her hand off her face and notices the fake beauty mark on her hand) Huh? When did this get on here?
(Confessional Ends)
(The contestants all walk off. Ella and Dawn are both seen mourning the loss of Buns. Dawn then starts crying and walks off. Ella starts crying too and follows her. The scene then cuts over to the teams behind a trapeze that's setup over a pond)
Chris: And now, the blind trapeze! Playing for this round will be Jasmine and Cameron for the gophers and Shawn and Molly for the bass! To avoid serious injury, the trapeze has been set up over this pond. (Cuts to under the pond showing a bunch if jellyfish) Which is full of jellyfish. (All the campers gasp. Chris then hands Shawn and Jasmine a blindfold each) You two will stand blindfolded on the platform until your partners tell you when to jump.
Shawn: Then what happens?
Chris: Then hopefully they'll catch you. Or that's gonna be one heck of a painful swim. (Laughs)
Jasmine: Um, can I be the catcher instead? Because I don't think Cameron can hold my weight.
Amy: Yeah because you're heavier than a bowling ball (Laughs)
(Jasmine glares at Amy)
Shawn: You can do this Jasmi-
Jasmine: I don't wanna hear it mate! I can manage myself!
(Shawn sighs sadly)
Chris: Okay! Hut hut!
(The scene cuts to Shawn, Molly, Jasmine and Cameron on top of the trapeze. Shawn and Jasmine are both blindfolded while Cameron and Molly are swinging on the trapeze. Dawn and Ella both sadly walk up to their team)
Leonard: Salutations m'ladies! What seems to be the matter?
Ella: Buns is… no longer with us.
Dawn: And I know exactly who was behind it! It was-
Ella: You don't have to say it Dawn. I am the one to blame and my heart is filled with sorrow. I do apologize for causing it.
Dawn: No Ella. You don't understand. It was-
Jo: Oh, boo-hoo your stupid pet is dead. Get over it!
(Amy then smirks at the bass)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Time for part 2 of my plan.
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy then walks up to Scott)
Amy: Alright then Scott. Time for part two of the plan.
Scott: Bring it on me then. I can't wait to see Dawn out of here.
Amy: Alright, so (Whispers in Scott's ear)
Scott: What? No way am I doing that!
Amy: Do you want Dawn voted out?
Scott: (Thinks for a second and then sighs) Alright then. (Walks off)
(Amy the smirks and then walks back to her team)
Molly: Okay, Shawn, I'm gonna need you to jump now.
(Shawn almost does it, but recoils.)
Shawn: Just need more time to make sure you aren't a-
Molly: Shawn if I really was a zombie, I think I would have told you, now I'm gonna need you to work with me on this.
(Shawn gulps, and then walks off, and is grabbed just barely by Molly.)
Molly: See? Easy stuff guys.
Jasmine: (Nervously) Right… easy stuff.
Amy: Oh what's the matter? (Clucks like a chicken)
Jasmine: Oh shut the bloody hell up! Now, are you sure you can hold my weight Cameron?
Cameron: Um, of course, I hope.
Jasmine: Alright then, let's do this mate.
Cameron: Alright, on three, jump! One… two… three… JUMP!
(Jasmine then jumps and Cameron catches her but the weight of Jasmine pulls Cameron off the trapeze and they both fall into the jellyfish pond. Jellyfish are zapping both of them off screen and everyone watches in shock and cringes)
Chris: Ooh, that's a point for the Killer Bass!
(Amy then chuckles and Zoey and Sammy glares at her)
(Confessional: Amy)
(Amy laughs hysterically, almost breaking the confessional with her raucous laughter)
(Confessional Ends)
Brick: Um, is anybody gonna help them out?
(We hear a whistle and see Chef in a tight red suit, met with hurling sounds. He then drags a lifeless Cameron out of the water, Jasmine walks out by herself, just getting zapped by jellyfish.)
Chef: GET YO BUTTS TO THE INFIRMARY NOW!
(Chef carries Cameron on his back while Jasmine walks off while still getting zapped by a jellyfish. Shawn tries to say something nice to Jasmine, but immediately stops himself and sighs sadly.)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Man, I really wish I could find out who was the one behind the whole me and Jasmine thing. If only Dawn would tell me.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Alright campers! It's time for the final challenge! Follow me to the top of the hill!
Molly: (She and Shawn are still on the trapeze) Wait guys! How do we get down from here? Don't leave without us!
(The scene then cuts to the infirmary with Chef tossing Cameron onto a medical bed and Jasmine lies down on another one)
Cameron: (Weakly) Uhhh… no hard feelings right Jasmine?
Jasmine: Right mate. No hard feelings (Gets zapped by a jellyfish) Ooh.
(Cameron gives a thumbs up and faints)
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: I'm not exactly the fittest person in the world. Mainly due to me being inside my bubble all the time, but I personally blame Chris for making me be the catcher.
(Confessional Ends)
Jasmine: (Turns around and notices Sky passed out on her bed.) Oh. Hello Sky! Are you okay?
(Sky tries to speak but she makes inaudible sounds)
Jasmine: Um, alright then. (Sighs) Man why do I feel so lonely? If only Shawn… (Slaps herself) No. Stop thinking about him. He hit you in the face with a laser tag gun because of his zombie world. (Gets zapped by a jellyfish and passes out)
(The camera pans over with Scott walking through the forest sneakily)
Scott: Hello? Where are you? You have got to be around here somewhere… (He then notices something on the ground and smirks) Aha. There you are. (Snickers) Now come to pa- wait a minute what are you- (Attacking noises are heard from off screen and Scott is heard screaming) Ow ow ow ow!
(The scene cuts to a hill with toboggans, as the final contestants get ready for the last challenge.)
Chris: And now, the final leg. The blind toboggan race.
Jo: A tobo what now?
Sam: A toboggan race. I know a lot about them from this one mini game in Mario Party.
Amy: Can you NOT talk about your fantasies for 10 minutes?
Zoey: Maybe he will if you treat your sister with respect for 10 minutes. (High fives Sammy)
(Amy goes wide eyed and cringes)
Chris: Each team will have a driver and a navigator. The driver steers while the navigator show directions. Oh yeah. And the driver will be blindfolded!
Shawn: Oh come on! Have we had enough already?
Chris: Hmmm… Nah! I don't think so!
(Everyone groans)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: You know, I'm starting to really not like, Chris.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Mike, you're the only camper here who hasn't gone yet. Everyone else will be people who already competed. (Mike gulps) For this challenge you'll be paired with… Zoey!
(Mike and Zoey gasp in delight)
Zoey: Yes!
Amy: No! If you pair THEM together they're just gonna be flirting and not focus on winning!
Sammy: Hey! Mind your own business!
Amy: Oh shut up Samey!
Chris: And playing for the bass will be… (Checks his notes and looks confused) Ella and Dawn? That's strange. I could've sworn that two other bass members would be doing it but, they work too I guess.
(Amy whistles innocently)
Dawn: Well at least I know I can trust Ella.
(Ella winced, as she still felt guilty)
Chris: Mike and Dawn, you will be the drivers, catch is-
Dawn: We'll be blind.
Chris: Who's doing the hosting here Dawn? But yes, this is the last blindfold challenge, Zoey and Ella, you two need to make sure your drivers don't wipe out.
(The scene cuts to the contestants walking to the top of the hill. Dawn and Ella still look sad. Mike's shirt then gets caught on a branch and it rips his shirt off)
Mike: Oh no… (Mike gasps and turns into Vito) Anne Maria where you at baby?
Zoey: Vito?! Ugh! Mike now's not a good time to do your characters.
(Chris places a blindfold on Vito)
Vito: Ayo is it night time already?
Ella: I know how you are feeling about Buns, Dawn. But we must achieve triumph for our team!
Dawn: (Sighs) Alright. I hope I can trust you.
(They notice Chef painting grease on the bottom of the sleds)
Chef: Just lubing 'em up. Get a little more speed going. Heheh.
Zoey: (Gasps) Oh dear. (Turns to Vito) I believe in you Mike. Lead us to victory!
Vito: Ayo have you seen Anne Maria?
(Zoey scowls)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I thought Mike told me he was over Anne Maria! Why is he all of a sudden back into her? She's not even here anymore!
(Confessional Ends)
(Vito, Zoey, Ella and Dawn are now sitting on their respective sleds. Chris walks up to Ella and Dawn and holds up an air horn)
Chris: On your marks, get set… (Blows air horn and he and Chef pushes them down the hill)
(Vito and Zoey are both sliding down the hill. Zoey looks worried)
Zoey: Right! Mike go right!
Vito: Ayo what's right?
(Ella and Dawn are also sliding down the hill)
Ella: Oh dear! We're gonna crash into this poor tree! Go left!
(Dawn stears and she and Ella miss the tree. Cuts back to Vito and Zoey)
Zoey: Left! Left! Mike, we really need you to steer or we could die!
Vito: Ayo who's steering? Are we drivin' a minivan here?
Zoey: Mike! (Gasps) Look out!
(She and Vito go over a rock like a ramp and fly into the air. The pass Ella and Dawn)
Ella: (Calling out) Stay safe my fellow friends!
Vito: Ayo since when could this van fly?
(Zoey is seen screaming. She and Vito both land into the water)
Zoey: Oh no… I'm too young to die!
(She and Vito go over a waterfall and they both bounce off a tree branch. The scene cuts back to Ella and Dawn sliding down the hill)
Ella: Oh dear! Dawn! I do apologize for what happened to Buns! But I request that you steer!
Scott: Oh fairy princess! (Walks up to his team covered in bruises and teeth marks) Look who I found! (He holds out his hands and reveals…
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Buns in his hands!)
Ella: Buns! You're okay! How wonderful!
Dawn: Now isn't the time for teasing Ella!
Ella: Look Dawn! Scott has found Buns!
Dawn: Huh? (Takes off her blindfold) Buns! You're alright! (Puts her blindfold back on) Alright! Let us win!
(They continue sliding down the hill)
Ella: Left! (Dawn goes left) Right! (Dawn goes right)
(Vito and Zoey are seen landing back onto the hill. Zoey then falls off the sled and grabs onto the back of the sled)
Zoey: HEEEEEELP!
Vito: What's this salami, this thing ain't flyin' no more!
Zoey: MIKE!
(Vito gasps and turns back into Mike)
Mike: Zoey? (Takes off his blindfold and turns around) Zoey! Hang on!
(Mike grabs Zoey's hand and Pulls her back onto the sled)
Zoey: Mike! Thank you!
Mike: Anything for you Zoey! (Hugs her)
Amy: (Calling out) Um, HELLO? (Cuts back to the gophers) Loud cough of interruption! We're still trying to win a challenge here!
(Cuts back to Mike and Zoey)
Mike: Oh, right! (Puts blindfold back on)
Zoey: Right! Left!
(Ella and Dawn slide up to them)
Ella: Right! Left!
Zoey: They're gaining on us! Right! (Mike slides right) Left! (Mike slides left)
Ella: How wonderful! We're going to win again!
(Suddenly an explosion goes off)
Mike: What was THAT?!
(Chris is seen setting off an explosive)
Chris: (To the audience) We had a few explosives left over, and I just hate to waste. (Sets off another explosive)
Zoey: Oh no! I don't want to die!
Mike: Don't worry Zoey! We will win this!
(More explosives go off. Ella and Zoey continue calling out directions. Suddenly, an explosive goes off underneath Ella and Dawn and they are sent flying into the air)
(Cuts to the bottom of the hill with both teams waiting for their teammates. The gophers are all cheering)
Sammy: Woo-hoo! Go Zoey!
Jasmine: Way to go little buckaroo!
(The Bass are all disappointed)
Leonard: Be brave my fellow comrades!
Jo: Oh shut up, Gan-dumb.
(Suddenly, Ella and Dawn are seen soaring through the air and they both land… onto the finish line! The gophers all look disappointed while the Bass all cheer)
Shawn: Yes! We won again!
Molly: Aw yeah! That's how we rock!
(Dawn and Ella run up to Scott, and Buns hops into Dawn's hands)
Ella: (To Buns) Oh how we have missed you so much! (Turns to Dawn) I do apologize for what happened Dawn.
Dawn: It's alright Ella. (Hands Buns to Ella and walks over to Scott) Why bother saving him?
Scott: What do you mean? I saved your stupid rabbit. And I had to fight a damn snake to get it so be happy.
Dawn: After the disaster in the rock climbing challenge, you do NOT deserve my gratitude.
Scott: (Thinks for a second) Okay fine, I felt kinda bad for ripping your skirt off, so I wanted to make it up to you. Happy now?
Dawn: Very much. But you will still pay for what you have done to me. (Walks off)
(Amy walks up to Scott)
Scott: So HOW is this gonna get her voted off again?
Amy: Oh, you'll wait and see. (Walks away snickering)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: I ain't no aura reader, but man do I love this girl's energy, hehe.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to all the campers lines up next to Chris. The bass all look excited while the gophers all look disappointed. Sky is back with her team but she's making mumbling sounds. Chef is behind her in a nurse's outfit)
Chris: And the Bass are the winners of the toboggan race! (The bass all cheer) Unfortunately, I said that these were BLIND challenges. (Turns to Mike and Dawn) And both of you broke the number one rule by taking off the blindfold.
(Everyone groans)
Amy: (Walks up to Mike and Zoey) So, you got something to say love birds?
Mike: Um, sorry?
Amy: Well SORRY isn't gonna cut it! Because thanks to your little lovey dovey friendship, we lost the challenge! AGAIN!
Zoey: Woah! Take it easy Amy, it's just a game.
Sammy: Yeah Amy! Don't go too hard on-
Amy: Shut UP, Lamey! All of you suck!
Jo: (Groans) Is there ANYONE on my team that's useful?
Ella: Oh dear! I don't mean to be rude, but calling us useless isn't very nice!
Sugar: Shut your mouth you pixie wannabe! This is all your fault!
Jo: Actually, it's nature lover's fault for taking the blindfold off, AND Dumbledweeb's fault for knocking me out with those stupid apples!
(Leonard looks shocked)
Sugar: DON'T! MOCK! THE WIZARD!
Chris: HOWEVER, since Dawn was the first one to take the blindfold off, then that technically makes the Screaming Gophers the winner today. Congratulations.
(The Gophers all cheer)
Amy: Hmph. (Turns to Mike and Zoey) You two are VERY lucky.
Molly: (Sighs) Great. We're big losers again.
(Scott smirks)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: So THAT'S what Amy meant.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Bass, be prepared to return to the bonfire. And tonight, I need EVERYONE at the elimination ceremony.
(The scene cuts to the campgrounds with Brick sitting on the steps of his cabin looking sad. Sam and Jasmine walk up to him)
Sam: Dude what's wrong? You look like your batteries just got stolen.
Brick: (Sighs) I just feel so guilty for letting a good soldier down.
Jasmine: No need to cry over spilled milk mate, Sky's doing fine, I just checked back up on her, she just needs a few more blood transfusions.
Brick: Really? Oh thank goodness.
Sam: Hey don't sweat it dude.
(Both Jasmine and Sam walk off)
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Wow that Jasmine girl really knows how to lead a charge, wouldn't mind having her in my squadron some time.
(Confessional Ends)
(Mike and Zoey are seen sitting on a rock next to each other smiling at each other. Amy angrily walks up to them)
Amy: Ugh! You two don't deserve to be together!
Mike: Huh? What do you mean?
Amy: (Mocking Mike) Whaddaya mean? (Normal voice) We almost lost today's challenge because of you!
Zoey: Hey! Take it easy! We didn't mean it!
Amy: Well either stop dating or get off this island! Understood?!
Sammy: (Walks up to them) Hey! Leave them alone Amy!
Amy: Who said you can but-in, LAMEY?! Shut up and go to the cabin!
Sammy: No, Amy, It was bad enough when you walked all over me, Mike and Zoey have barely even said a word to you and you're treating them like their sub-human.
Amy: Well it's not my fault, they were the ones being mushy losers.
Mike: Woah, that was uncool.
Zoey: Yeah.
Amy: Zip it! I'm in charge here, and I say, get better at the game.
(Amy then huffs off, while Sammy goes to Mike and Zoey.)
Sammy: Don't listen to her, you guys are really cool.
Mike: I'm used to it.
(Zoey perks up but doesn't say anything.)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I didn't know Mike had it that bad. Oh wait I haven't been making things worse have I?
(Confessional Ends)
(The scene cuts to the Bass cabin with Ella, Dawn, Scott, Molly, Shawn and Sugar sitting by the cabin)
Scott: Guys look, I know I wasn't exactly the best today.
Dawn: You ripped my skirt, you threatened my friend.
Scott: I didn't say anything to Ella.
Dawn: You know who I meant.
Ella (Whispering): Oh Buns…
Scott: Well maybe YOU should go home for taking your blindfold off!
Ella: Oh dear! I don't like confrontation!
Sugar: Shut your word hole missy! You and that tree hugger no good dealer are going down!
(Jo exits from the cabin)
Jo: Guys, I can't take it anymore. PLEASE vote Dumbledweeb off tonight.
Ella: Huh? Who could this "Dumbledweeb" be?
Shawn: I think she's talking about Leonard.
Sugar: WHAAAAAAT?! (Points to Jo angrily) NO WAY is the wizard going home! YOU should be sent home for messing with the wizard today!
Jo: Like you have a say in the matter Frumpy.
(Campfire Ceremony)
(All the bass are sitting around the campfire and the gophers are also joined by them)
Chris: Okay you know the drill by now, whoever doesn't get one of these delicious marshmallows, will board the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers, and never come back, EVER.
(Everyone has mixed responses, Dawn looks confident, Ella looks upset, and Scott is fidgeting in his log seat.)
Chris: First up, Molly. Congrats on no votes my man.
(Molly goes up and gets her marshmallow, and promptly chews down, giving Jo a smirk.)
Chris: Shawn, ditto, claim your prize.
(Shawn grabs one, Jo is a little tense, but hides it.)
Chris: Ella, you surprisingly have no votes this time.
Ella: Oh joy I-
Chris: Okay I'm on a schedule, so if you could just skip the musical number.
Ella: Oh um, okay then Christopher.
(Ella prances off with her marshmallow.)
Chris: Now this is more like it, y'all have votes, but hey Sugar has the least so that's something.
Sugar: Yess! I knew I was the best.
Chris: Woah there girl, we still have a few people left.
Sugar: As long as people know I'm the bus.
Chris: Anyway, Scott my man, get up here.
Dawn: What?
Scott: Oh Chris, I'm so honored.
(He happily munches on his marshmallow, as Dawn is in shock.)
Chris: And lookie here, the Elf and the Wizard, what a shocker.
(Leonard starts chanting something to himself, Dawn squirms in her seat. Chris eyes both of them down, as he picks up the last marshmallow.)
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Chris: Leonard.
Leonard: Yes!
Chris: Pack your potions dude, (Tosses the last marshmallow to Dawn) the tribe has spoken. You're done.
Leonard: (Gasps) ME?!
Sugar: (Gasps) NOOOOOOO! (Faints)
Jo: (Relieved) FINALLY.
Leonard: (Stands up and flares his arms around) Magic boots and armpit smell… BRING FORTH A TIME REVERSAL SPELL!
(Nothing happens)
Jo: Wow! Nothing happened? So weird!
Leonard: Impossible, my spells always work!
Jo: Yeah, except they don't.
Leonard: Some people just have no magic in them.
(Chef then grabs Leonard, as he tries different spells, before he's on the boat.)
Leonard: Aw nuts.
Sugar: I love you Wizard!
Ella: Arivu Leonard.
(The boat of losers drives away and takes Leonard off the island)
FAREWELL LEONARD
Jo: I'm not missing magic man's silly words any time soon
Scott: (Yawns) Alright, that's that. Time to hit the hay.
Chris: Easy there Scott, we're not done yet. (The Bass all groan) Screaming Gophers, you're probably wondering why I brought you here tonight. I have a special announcement to make!
(The Gophers all gasp)
Cameron: Is one of US going home tonight too?
Chris: As awesome as that would be, no. Tonight, one contestant from each team…
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(All the campers gasp)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: This might be it! This might be my chance to get away from Amy forever! (Worried) Oh but if I get chosen then I won't be on the same team as Jasmine anymore. Hopefully Amy gets chosen.
(Confessional Ends)
(Chef walks up carrying two top hats each one has a certain color stripe on it. One green and one red)
Chris: I will be picking a name from each hat, and the one that gets chosen will be switching to the other team! First up, we will find out which Bass… will become a Gopher. (Reaches into the red hat and pulls out a name)
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Jo, you're now on the Screaming Gophers!
Jo: (Relieved) YES! (Turns to her former team) So long losers! Have fun winning this game without me because you just lost your strongest teammate!
Molly: The less bragging the better.
Sugar:(Drawling) I hope you repent for whatcha' did!
Jo: Oh shut up! The wizard loser deserved it! Wait, I don't have to talk to you anymore because you're not my teammate!
(Molly smiles)
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: I'm finally free from her! Now that she's no longer on our team maybe I get to be the leader again!
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: And now for the Screaming Gophers. Which gopher will become a bass tonight?
Jasmine: (Smirks at Amy) So long Amy.
(Sammy smiles too while Amy evilly smirks at them. Chris then picks out a name from the hat)
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Chris: Zoey, you're now on the Killer Bass!
(Sammy, Mike and Zoey all gasp)
Mike: No way! Chris you can't-
Chris: The hat never lies, Zoey, have fun with your new roomies.
(Zoey then gets up getting ready to leave to her new team)
Mike: Wait Zoey!
(He and Sammy go up and hug her.)
Mike: Zoey I'm gonna miss you.
Zoey: Me too Mike, even if I think you should tone your characters down a little more.
(Zoey then turns to Sammy.)
Zoey: You're still my friend, I'll just not be around as much, I hope you do good, okay Sam?
Sammy: Thanks, if anyone can beat me out here I want it to be you.
Amy: Loud sigh of yuck! I'm going back into the cabins to file my cuticles.
(As she stomps off everyone sees Sam with teary eyes.)
Jasmine: Oy mate, you cryin'?
Sam: What? Oh um, no my eyes just needed the bathroom…
(Confessional: Sam)
Sam: I'm sorry I just really liked the good feelings of those 3, I feel really bad they all got split up.
(Confessional Ends)
(Mike and Sammy smile at Zoey one more time and Zoey smiles at them back)
Jo: Move aside Red! You are in my seat!
Zoey: Oh uh, okay! I'm going! Goodbye Mike. Thank you for everything.
Mike: (Starts to tear up) Goodbye Zoey.
(Zoey then sorrowfully goes to greet her new teammates.)
Zoey: Hi there.
Sugar: TRY ALL YA WANT Y'ULL NEVER REPLACE MY WIZARD!
Ella: What Sugar means is, ah, welcome to the team Zoey!
Molly: Our cabin is your cabin now after all, glad to have a teammate who actually listens to me for a change.
(She side eyes Jo, who gives her the finger.)
Sugar: She still ain't a wizard.
(Zoey then sits down next to Scott)
Scott: Hey there new teammate! (Snickers)
(Zoey looks at Scott worried)
(Jo then sits next to Brick)
Brick: Welcome to my team!
Jo: (Grabs Brick's hand and smirks maliciously) No… Welcome to MY team!
(Jo crushes Brick's hand and Brick shakes it off)
Brick: Never met a girl stronger than me… Not even my mom!
(Sammy looks at Jo and starts to get worried while Jasmine glares at Jo)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: (Sighs) Great! Now it feels like there are TWO Amys on my team. (Sighs again) I'm starting to miss Zoey already…
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: There is something about this Jo shelia that makes me angry…
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Okay, that's that then! Go get some sleep everyone!
(The scene cuts to Mike sitting on a rock sadly thinking about how Zoey is no longer on his team. Amy then walks up to him)
Amy: You know, maybe NOW you will start focusing on the game instead of being in your little love-dovey fantasy world! (Sammy walks up to her and Amy turns to her sister and smirks evilly at her) And it seems YOU have lost your only friend, SAMEY!
Sammy: Shut up Amy! That's not true! I still have Jasmine!
Amy: Yeah, Guess you do, for now…(Amy smirks evilly and snickers as she walks off)
Sammy: What have I done?
Mike: Relax, she can't keep it up forever, she's got to get tired of this sometime right?
Sammy: Trust me, that's just saying she's coming back full force.
(Episode ends)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: OH MY GOD GUYS, IT'S FINALLY HERE. Yep, I'm not dead, and I am so sorry this took so long. I finished writing this chapter months ago, but I was gonna make some last minute changes to it, and then I forgot about it because I kinda lost interest for a while because I started watching this anime that I really like, but now I am finally back. But I'm not sure for how long though. Also, Leonard is finally gone. Sorry if he stayed for so long. Also, how about that new team swap eh? How will this affect Mike and Zoey's relationship? What new rivalries are in store for Jo? You'l just have to find out next episode, which will be the last brand new original episode of the season. Hopefully it won't take 30 years to release this time.
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VOTES:
Votes for Leonard: Jo, Molly, Ella
Votes for Dawn: Leonard, Scott
Votes for Scott: Dawn, Sugar
Votes for Sugar: Shawn
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
24th. Beardo
23rd. Lightning
22nd. Anne Maria
21st. Dakota
20th. Topher
19th. Dave
18th. Rodney
17th. Leonard
Current Standings:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Jasmine, Jo, Mike, Sam, Sammy, Sky
Killer Bass: Dawn, Ella, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar, Zoey