A/N: I was just minding my own business when that jingle found its way into my head and wouldn't go away, so I made the best of it by turning it into a short story.

Jade was just minding her own business, sitting near Tori's locker, absentmindedly flipping through her drama textbook. Her day had so far been pretty peaceful; no one had annoyed her too badly (not even Sinjin), and she was hoping it would stay that way for the rest of the school day.

If only it could have.

As soon as she heard Tori mumble a few lines of the familiar but idiotic commercial jingle under her breath as she came up to her locker, Jade slammed her textbook shut with a loud, "No!"

Tori was startled, turning to look down at Jade. "What?"

"Don't you dare sing that damn jingle anywhere near me!"

Tori paused a moment, before grinning. "Oh, you mean this one?"

Looking Jade dead in the eyes, Tori started up again.

" '1-877-Kars-4-Kids...that's K-A-R-S, Kars for kids...' "

Jade screamed, bringing her hands up to cover her ears.

" '1-877-Kars-4-Kids, donate your car today!' " Tori finished.

After a moment Jade uncovered her ears, shooting daggers at her girlfriend. "You know I hate that song."

Tori laughed. "I know, I do too. The ad came on the radio when Trina was driving me to school this morning and it's been stuck in my head all day."

"Kids can't even drive! Why should we give them our cars?" Jade continued.

"Who knows," Tori said with a chuckle, as she grabbed her needed textbook from her locker. "It's probably just a big scam."

She slammed her locker shut, before looking down to Jade. "Ready for Sikowitz's class?"

Jade groaned and stood up. "I guess. Hopefully you didn't get that stupid song stuck in my head so I can actually pay attention during it."

As it turned out, both Jade and Tori spent the period with the infectious little earworm stuck in their heads.

A/N: Sorry if it gets stuck in your head, too. Thanks for reading!