A/N: On a recent rewatch of 'Victori-yes', I got inspired to tweak and rewrite a scene or two (tbh, I really just wanted to write the widely debated 'should pineapple go on pizza?' thing).

"So, what pizza toppings do you like? Pepperoni? Mushrooms? Pineapple?"

Almost as soon as she'd let the last one slip, Tori could see the disgusted look her girlfriend shot her in her peripheral view. She turned her head towards Jade, who was still sneering at her.

"What?"

"First you trick me to come over and make pizza with you and then you have the audacity to suggest I might like pineapple on it?"

Tori frowned. "First of all, you invited yourself over. Secondly, pineapple on pizza is actually really good if—"

"It's absolutely not." Jade stuck her tongue out with a shudder, shaking her head. "How did I not know you liked pineapple on pizza? We're dating."

Before Tori had a chance to reply, Trina loudly announced her arrival as she came downstairs.

"Hey, girls! Sorry I can't stay, I have to go to the studio where I film—"

"Trina, come settle a debate," Tori said, cutting over her sister's words. Trina looked confusedly at Tori once she reached the bottom of the stairs, but walked across the room to the kitchen anyway.

"Okay? But make it quick, 'Divertisimo' filming starts soon."

"How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?" Tori asked.

Trina immediately made the same disgusted face Jade had. "Ew, it's gross. Why would you ask me that?"

"Thank you," Jade said automatically, before her eyes widened and she turned to Trina. "Hang on..."

Trina seemed to have the same realization just as Jade did. "The one thing we agree on, and it's that."

"You two are ridiculous," Tori said, shaking her head. "I'm gonna put pineapple on my half."

"You're the ridiculous one," Jade shot back, watching as Tori moved from the counter to the cabinet, where she quickly produced a can of pineapple chunks. She came back over and stared directly at Jade as she opened the can. Jade narrowed her eyes at her.

"I'm just gonna go now," Trina said, backing slowly away from the girls. "Divertisimo—'"

"We know!"

"We don't care!"

She trailed off, met with both Tori and Jade's retorts, turning to leave quickly. The tension built as Tori drained the can into the sink and grabbed a spoon from the kitchen drawer.

"So help you if even one of those pineapple chunks ends up on my half, Tori," Jade said, as Tori dipped her spoon into the can.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure they won't," Tori said, scooping only a few pineapple chunks onto the pizza. Jade still watched as Tori carefully decorated her half, only relaxing when Tori set the can and her spoon down.

"There, happy?" Tori asked.

"No, because there's still pineapple on half of a pizza I'm gonna eat," Jade said.

Tori rolled her eyes. "Just make your half so we can start cooking it."

"I don't want anything else on it," Jade said.

"You don't like any toppings except cheese?" Tori asked, looking questioningly at Jade.

"Is that a problem?"

Tori quickly shook her head. "Nope."

"Good," Jade said. "So start cooking it. I'll go find us something to watch on TV."

She left the kitchen and plopped down on the couch, grabbing the remote and starting to flip through the channel guide to find them something to watch while they ate.

A/N: My inspirational train of thought went something along the lines of, "the girl who thought the phrase was 'Thank you, Catherine Obvious' would also probably like pineapple on pizza..."

Thanks for reading!