A/N: In which Jade comes up with a simple solution to Tori's new problem (nsfw);

If you sit on her face, then you don't have to worry about her saying something stupid.

Jade smiled to herself. Sometimes the simplest things lead to the best solutions. Or something like that. It wasn't that Jade was tired of Tori's new habit of asking stupid questions (ones she either found online or came up with herself), but sometimes she did need a break from them. Or, in this case, for her to use her mouth for something else.

She'd seen the video on one of her social media accounts, and after watching it a few times, Jade had bookmarked it and decided to test it out sometime. And that sometime had been tonight.

They had been in bed, snuggled up and watching some show before falling asleep, and Tori had started up with the questions again during the show's commercial break; Jade had decided that after Tori's question about if a quesadilla was considered a sandwich that it was time to try that video she'd seen.

Without saying anything, she had thrown back her part of the blanket and crawled out from under it.

"...and if— what are you doing?" Tori had actually paused her questioning to watch Jade slide her sleep shorts down her legs.

"I saw a video today," she'd said, tossing her shorts aside, "and I want to try it."

"Um...okay?" Tori had said, as Jade pulled back Tori's part of the blanket and straddled Tori's body.

"Just relax, Tori," Jade had said, getting on her knees. Tori had been confused up until the moment she'd seen Jade's fingers slide her panties over to expose herself, and then she had an idea where this was going.

That had been nearly five minutes ago, and Tori's enthusiastic tongue strokes from below hadn't let up in the slightest. Jade had quickly grown wet from her girlfriend's treatment, planted on her girlfriend's face. This position was unusual, but not completely unfamiliar; they had tried it before but it wasn't in their usual routine. Jade filed it away to be used for circumstances like this. She reached down and grabbed a handful of Tori's hair, her other hand rubbing the side of her girlfriend's head.

"Just like that, good girl," Jade cooed, as Tori continued. "This is a better use for your mouth, isn't it?"

Jade shivered as she felt Tori moan, hitting a good spot, and nodded to herself. "That's right, baby."

Tori had brought Jade to a satisfying and swift orgasm, and once she was finished, she climbed off of Tori's face. Tori was licking her lips.

"That's my good girl. That was a better use of your mouth, wasn't it?"

Tori smiled up at Jade and nodded. "But Jade?"

"What is it, Tori?" Jade asked, coming up to snuggle into Tori's side.

"Why do they call it chili if you eat it hot?"

Jade just sighed and rolled her eyes.

A/N: I found this in my wip folder and I have no idea when I started it but now it's done and that's the important part. Thanks for reading! c: