Okay this is the first part of a mini Arc so I have more time to prepare the next part. Also, when something is between #'s it's because they're talking in binary.
My first language is not English. I don't own Warhammer 40k.
Day 1
"Okay, I think that's it."
I check my new room that I have cleaned. I have packed them all of Zask stuff into a bin-. I mean box, and scrubbed the metal floor and walls as best I can, unfortunately it has started to rust in lots of places in the room. And in the idea that the metal is of a darker kind... I need to be careful about walking barefoot on the floor. Wondering if it has tetanus shot here? I hope so.
I could save, or rather I can reuse some of Zask's clothes, but it needs to be washed, but I have no idea where to do it.
Now I just have to find some way to close the hole under my bed. I swear there's something in there.
When I had cleaned the last spot on this wall, a window opened in front of me and the now familiar emotionless voice of the System was heard in my head.
[Note. You have acquired the Janitor class. Do you want transfers all 5 Lv to Janitor Lv?]
"What the fuck? NO!". I shouted out, not thinking if anyone could hear.
Why would I ever become a Janitor? I need strength, not the ability to clean a room. What would happen if I ever meet a demon? Unless it's a Nurgle demon, I can't do anything if it tries to kill me. What do you think with? To have the thought to give it to me. I know you can give me Skills, but can you at least give me good ones? Or are you a useless system?!
[Note. If you keep insulting me, you'll get a Skill that turns you into a cat girl]
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I stood quietly for a moment, not knowing how to react to that. Seriously, how do you react if someone threatens you with transforming you into a cat girl? And you know they can do it!
Shit, I'm too tired for this. I've been up too long, I've been cleaning so I can sleep, and that's what I'm going to do.
Day 2
I woke up to everything shaking. I had just laid on the bed with my clothes on so I could just run out of the room and see what was going on, but no one was in the hall.
I went to Ron's door and knocked. After a couple of seconds of hearing nothing, I started looking around.
I could hear something from the door a little further away. When I got to them It heard it was a mechanical noise.
Now I don't know if I should knock or not. It seems this room is not a living room or whatever it is called. Ron isn't in his either and I don't know anybody here either.
(Pling)
"GAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. "Work!"
Okay, I heard that. There's someone in there
"Hello, is there anyone in there?" Do you need help?".
The door opened in front of me and there it stood. A man, a machine, a priest. No, it took me a second to understand what I'm looking at. A Tech-Priest. Or at least someone from the Adeptus Mechanicus.
"What do you want?". Said a voice that reminded me far too much of the System, but more, mechanical?
"What was it that shook now?
"We went into the Warp"
Oh yes. She said we were leaving soon. Wait, what was her name again?
"If you're new, do you know noting." 01111001011011110111010101110010001000000110100101100100011010010110111101110100"
Wait. What was that? I heard something that sounded like computer noise. And I think I get it.
"Did you call me an idiot?"
The Tech-Priest took a step back in surprise. It took me a few seconds to get the idea that it could be binary, Tech-Priest language.
Before I could say anything, I heard that sound again and my brain translated it.
#You_can_talk_binary/How?/Are_you_a_follower_of_too?/You_don't-look_like it/Have_you_been_cursed_with_flesh?/Fear_not_brother/I_can_give_you_new_gifts_of_[Machine God]/The_weakness_of_the_flesh_will_afflict_you_no_more/I_can_promise_that_as_ long_as-my_name_is-Bartellophis_Garc/#
The newly name Tech-Priest began dragging me into the room to what I can only assume is something like torture.
"Wait! I don't want to lose my flesh.".
"WHAT!?". Bartellophis stopped and stared back att me with what I think is surprise. It's hard to tell.
"Because I want it". I tried to come up with an excuse. I don't want to offend him, or worse, his religion. Wait, how can I understand him?
[Answer. Skill [Universal Translator] lets you understand any language, but it doesn't let you speak it]
#Why?/You_can_understand_our_language/but_you_refuse-to_become_one_of_us?#
"Yes, it's because I have a friend who is a Tech-Priest". I lied
#Oh/OK./Who_are-you#
"My name is David Ward. I'm Ron's aide."
#No/Zask_is#Bartellophis_replied_back_as_if_what_I'm_saying_is_impossible.
"You see, Zask is dead".
It went quietbetween us, just the sounds of machines and the engines were heard. I couldn't see the Tech-Priest's facial expression thanks to him not having a face.
#It_is_a_shame/_his_new_liver_was_ready#
"What?"
#Yes/Zask's_liver_was_about_to_become_useless_so_I_offered_to_make_him_a new_one/Do_you_want-it?/:)#
Bartellophis went up to a box and picked up a thing that didn't look like a liver at all, it was dirty and it had parts that stuck out way too much to be in a body comfortably, it also has one of those round the temperatures that something about to explode in a cartoon has. And did I just hear a smiley, that's is trange. It's more like he shows what tone he speaks in or how he feels.
"Thanks but no thanks"
#Okay/if_you_and_Ron_need_anything_say_it/that's_what_I'm_here_for#
"Oh really". Now I was a little interested.
#Yep/but_now_I_need_to-work#Bartellophis_turned_and_started_fiddling-with_so_mething/and_I_turned-to_leave/I_probably_shouldn't_be_there_a-tect_priest_works_for_too_long_before_I_get_radiation_poisoning.
But I had a problem, the door didn't have a handle.
"Hmm, how do I get out?"
Bartellophis turned and walked over to the door and an unseen arm Came forward with what looked like a bunch of tools. One of them turned one of the door's bolts and the door opened.
I didn't know what all of thet was but, but it took all energy I had. Wonder if I can sleep a few more hours?
Okay. The next time you hear binary it won't be that difficult to understand and write. Until next time.
Followers, Favorites and Review to give David a Skill thet transforming him into a catgirl