Out from the bushes comes Bush Boy, the eater of berries and beerys. It isn't long before Bush Boy is approached by Codamax, who spookles out from wherever he was before.
"Do you have-a da berries for me?" inquires Bush Boy, but Codamax doesn't respond and instead just does an epic dance. "Those-a do not-a look-a like da berries, but I am not one to judge." Bush Boy begins trying to eat the dance, but it's too slippery and moves too much, so the jaws can't clamp properly. Bush Boy determines that these are not the berries he's looking for, so he asks Codamax again where the berries are.
"They're obviously in the berry hole." says Codamax, not stopping the dance.
"The beery hole. Of course. I do not-a know why I-a didn't look before." says Bush Boy, heading over to the hole. Ratchelina suddenly shows up in a car and drive-by shoots Codamax, not killing him but severely injuring him so that he has to go to the hospital for a bit. Bush Boy finds an unpleasant beery and throws it, causing it to hit Ratchelina's personality switch, setting it back to its default setting once more. Wibbler Wobbler shows up by Bush Boy, who has begun eating the other beerys, and starts making one of the beerys really wiggly. Bush Boy assumes this beery must have some kind of secret, but all it does when he eats it is taste a bit wiggly. Bush Boy continues eating all of the other beerys, causing him to begin growing beerys on himself, which are wanted all throughout the Trifecta. Wibbler Wobbler documents this discovery in his notebook, while Bush Boy walks away right past Ratchelina, dropping one of the beerys through her face hole. This of course has no effect, and Ratchelina doesn't even notice.
"HO HO HO IT'S SANTA CLAUSE!" declares Santa Clause as he once again appears. A small child named Uhhhhhhhh Bing approaches Santa Clause, who immediately puts him inside of a box and delivers him to Uhhhhhhhh Bing. Uhhhhhhhh Bing opens the box, and when he looks inside, he just sees himself opening the same box, and Santa Clause disappears from behind him. Uhhhhhhhh Bing looks up and sees many iterations of himself with an open box, and then realizes that the floor is covered in balls, and that he is trapped here. Meanwhile, the PEF, Ninj-A, and Twobino are sitting on a cliff, just watching things going on.
"You know, this just isn't the same without four people. We oughta get ourselves a squad." says the PEF, just in time for a man and his dog to approach the group.
"Hey guys, it's me, DanTDM! The TDM stands for the diamond minecart! I brought my dog, Grimm!" says Dan. Grimm is clearly in poor condition, his bones were already weak and the long journey here seems to have been the last he was able to endure, as his legs promptly snap in two and he falls to the ground with a thud, before dying, again since he was a skeleton.
"Perfect! Now we have a full squad!" says Ninj-A, while Twobino chuckles at Grimm's grim fate. Nearby, Jones McGee, the brother of Wiggles McGee who is most definitely not a secret agent, shows up.
"Hey, are you a secret agent?" asks Dan.
"No." says Jones.
"Neat! Want to hit that subscribe button, please?" Dan says, in a nearly begging tone.
"No." Jones responds, while a really normal guy crawls out of the ground nearby and begins pulsating.
"What about the like button? Please?" Dan pleads.
"No. Go ask that normal guy over there." Jones says, before walking away, tired of Dan's antics.
"Okay! Hey, you, are you a secret agent?" Dan says as he approaches the really normal guy, who just pulsates in response. "Neat! Wanna, y'know, hit that subscribe button?"
"Can you friggin' stop, dude?" asks Twobino, interrupting the conversation. Before Dan can respond, he notices the Scrubkiller nearby, killing that subscribe button before anyone can hit it. Scrubkiller then goes over to Dan and unceremoniously murders him before leaving. Ninj-A, Twobino, and the PEF loot DanTDM's corpse, taking his money, electronics, and subscribers. The trio then decides that they don't need a fourth person after all, and that three is plenty.
The group is approached by Shafow fe Fedgefog, who passes by the pulsating normal guy on his way.
"Fhat're fou fids foing uf af thif fime of fay?" asks Shafow. The really normal guy pulsates again, but says nothing.
"Well, I have insomnia, Ninj-A was busy making late night clickbait, and the PEF has been playing Fortnite." responds Twobino. The normal guy pulsates in a weird way when Twobino mentions his insomnia, as though it's saying that it has the same reason to be up.
"Haha same!" says a tired-looking guy named Chuck, who high fives the normal guy before promptly dying.
"Fortnite is garbage!" yells some person in the distance.
"You might be right, but it sure rakes in the money!" says Ninj-A, even though the person definitely can't hear him. However, a notification is soon sent to this whole squad that Fortnite has just plummeted in popularity due to the release of a brand new video game made by SuperfanToys, called Stellar Domain. The famous game reviewer known as Gamerman has already arrived to do a review on this game and capitalize on its popularity.
"Man, this is a good game, but it's really stupid at times! You can beat the first boss instantly by just using an item you can get from an optional miniboss! That's so dumb!" Gamerman rants, while the entire Fortnite community falls into shambles. Twobino unfuses back into Twomad and Albino, who both go their own ways. The PEF dies a little on the inside, but is more or less the same outside of that.
"I, John Mir, am now here on my quest to break the Mirror of Truth, a mirror which shows anybody their deepest desire. I already know that my deepest desire is to smash the Mirror of Truth, but I must find it first." John Mir says to nobody in particular. Meanwhile, a random person wearing a SuperfanToys t-shirt shows up next to CODY 2016 and CODY 2017.
"Yo, has anyone here read Astral Domination? It's amazing." says the person.
"Yeah, of course I have, I'm very up to date with SuperfanToys stories." says CODY 2017.
"That shit's as gay as your mom!" yells Twomad. The words echo around for a bit, and CODY 2016 and CODY 2017 both suddenly turn directly towards Twomad. CODY 2018 emerges from the Mayo Monster and joins in on this collective glare.
"The fuck you say about mom?" demands CODY 2016, cracking his knuckles.
"Don't you EVER talk shit about our mother!" CODY 2017 says, speaking up in a normal voice for the first time.
"You wanna die, little man?" snarls CODY 2018, stepping forward to stand next to CODY 2016 and CODY 2017.
"No, but he does!" says Twomad, pointing at DanTDM's dead body.
"He's already dead, and besides, you're the one who thought you could just talk smack about our mother and get away with it. I'm going to ask you again, are you ready to perish?" demands CODY 2018, stepping closer to Twomad.
"Go ahead and try!" laughs Twomad, crossing his arms. CODY 2017 pulls a packet of tear powder out of his pocket and throws it into Twomad's eyes, blinding him with tears. He still keeps up a shit-eating grin, though, which CODY 2016 makes sure to literally smack right off of his face, causing it to fall to the ground and for all of the teeth to shatter except for the molars. CODY 2018 makes the entire ground match his colors and then shifts through them and emerges right behind Twomad.
"Nothin' personal, kid." says CODY 2018, before stabbing him in the back with a single dart, which slowly begins changing Twomad's colors to match CODY 2018's.
"Do it then. Kill me." states Twomad through his toothless mouth. CODY 2018 walks right through Twomad now that he's changed colors completely, which does a number on most of his internal organs, but he's still alive, barely. "Bitch." as Twomad says his final word, CODY 2016 finishes him off with one final smack, knocking Twomad to the ground, dead, as the satisfying sound of the slap resonates through the area.